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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 12:25 PM

What is the difference between girls/women Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? Thought it was funny..but is this what I have to look forward to next year at 48?? If so Im having one hell of a good time this year!

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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2008 11:52 PM

HEY CINNIMON ITS LIKE THIS AN 11 IS A TEN THAT SWALLOW'S NO BLUSHING HERE! NOW WHAT WILL YOU BETWEEN AN 80 YR. OLD'S TIT'S THAT YOU WON'T FIND BETWEEN A 20 YR. OLDS TIT'S ANSWER IS A BELLYBUTTON

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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 06:11 AM

But hell if it works for ya why not?? Can ya throw me a towel plzzzz

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Posted on Sun, Mar 16, 2008 07:55 AM

...and ive been carrying these boulders for nothing! ...but to know all i need is some combination of a story and a bed, in any order no less...well that just means motor may be onto something here... ok ok, whos got a bed?.. whos got a bed?..

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Posted on Sat, Mar 15, 2008 12:38 PM

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:
Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan
Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Knuckle..Im all ears!!
Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap. Once upon a time there was this biker princess..... What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed.
And Im getting poked in the ear!

Not exactly what I had in mind but.....

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 08:46 AM

Quoting KnuckleFan:
Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Knuckle..Im all ears!!
Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap. Once upon a time there was this biker princess..... What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed.

And Im getting poked in the ear!

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 06:52 AM

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:
Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.
If I were a lesbian (or a man) I would too Knuck! Ahh, at least I still get to hold her hand.

If you were a lesbian I'd pay good money to be in the middle of that.

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 06:19 AM

Quoting HDsweetcheeks: Knuckle..Im all ears!!

Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap. Once upon a time there was this biker princess..... What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed.

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 05:34 AM

T we havent held hands in so long : ( I was begining to think you didnt love me anymore : ) Fang..LMAO, let me look at my price chart might have to up the price of a hand job if that happens!

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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 05:57 PM

HONEY YOU,LL BE FINE TILL YOUR 78.PLUS YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE PALSY AND THAT MAKES FOR AWESOME HAND JOBS..WHITEFANG

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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 10:00 AM

Quoting KnuckleFan: Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.

If I were a lesbian (or a man) I would too Knuck! Ahh, at least I still get to hold her hand.

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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 08:51 AM

Knuckle..Im all ears!!

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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 06:52 AM

Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.

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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 05:16 AM

CG shit! Ive been a woman all my life then ..lol

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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 08:19 PM

Hmmmmm??? I was always told the difference was that women swallowed! (blushing.. :>}

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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 07:46 PM

I don't think that you have anything to worry about SC! You can still have fun at 58, I think! LOL

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