Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

What is the difference between girls/women
Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Thought it was funny..but is this what I have to look forward to next year at 48?? If so Im having one hell of a good time this year!

What is the difference between girls/women
Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Thought it was funny..but is this what I have to look forward to next year at 48?? If so Im having one hell of a good time this year!

Quoting dyna962:

HEY CINNIMON ITS LIKE THIS AN 11 IS A TEN THAT SWALLOW'S NO BLUSHING HERE! NOW WHAT WILL YOU BETWEEN AN 80 YR. OLD'S TIT'S THAT YOU WON'T FIND BETWEEN A 20 YR. OLDS TIT'S ANSWER IS A BELLYBUTTON

HEY CINNIMON ITS LIKE THIS AN 11 IS A TEN THAT SWALLOW'S NO BLUSHING HERE! NOW WHAT WILL YOU BETWEEN AN 80 YR. OLD'S TIT'S THAT YOU WON'T FIND BETWEEN A 20 YR. OLDS TIT'S ANSWER IS A BELLYBUTTON

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

But hell if it works for ya why not?? Can ya throw me a towel plzzzz

But hell if it works for ya why not?? Can ya throw me a towel plzzzz

Quoting motorpsych0bich:

...and ive been carrying these boulders for nothing! ...but to know all i need is some combination of a story and a bed, in any order no less...well that just means motor may be onto something here... ok ok, whos got a bed?.. whos got a bed?..

...and ive been carrying these boulders for nothing! ...but to know all i need is some combination of a story and a bed, in any order no less...well that just means motor may be onto something here... ok ok, whos got a bed?.. whos got a bed?..

Quoting UncleKnuckle:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Knuckle..Im all ears!! Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap. Once upon a time there was this biker princess..... What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed. And Im getting poked in the ear!

Not exactly what I had in mind but.....

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Knuckle..Im all ears!! Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap. Once upon a time there was this biker princess..... What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed.

And Im getting poked in the ear!

Quoting UncleKnuckle:

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed. If I were a lesbian (or a man) I would too Knuck! Ahh, at least I still get to hold her hand.

If you were a lesbian I'd pay good money to be in the middle of that.

Quoting UncleKnuckle:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Knuckle..Im all ears!!

Well snuggle up here put your head in my lap.
Once upon a time there was this biker princess.....


What the hell was I saying seems I'm getting light headed.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

T we havent held hands in so long : ( I was begining to think you didnt love me anymore : )

Fang..LMAO, let me look at my price chart might have to up the price of a hand job if that happens!

T we havent held hands in so long : ( I was begining to think you didnt love me anymore : )

Fang..LMAO, let me look at my price chart might have to up the price of a hand job if that happens!

Quoting whitefang62:

HONEY YOU,LL BE FINE TILL YOUR 78.PLUS YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE PALSY AND THAT MAKES FOR AWESOME HAND JOBS..WHITEFANG

HONEY YOU,LL BE FINE TILL YOUR 78.PLUS YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE PALSY AND THAT MAKES FOR AWESOME HAND JOBS..WHITEFANG

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

Quoting: Originally posted by KnuckleFan Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.

If I were a lesbian (or a man) I would too Knuck! Ahh, at least I still get to hold her hand.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Knuckle..Im all ears!!

Knuckle..Im all ears!!

Quoting UncleKnuckle:

Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.

Hell Sweetcheeks I'll tell you anything you want at any age to take you to bed.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

CG shit! Ive been a woman all my life then ..lol

CG shit! Ive been a woman all my life then ..lol

Quoting CinnamonGirlOH:

Hmmmmm??? I was always told the difference was that women swallowed! (blushing.. :>}

Hmmmmm??? I was always told the difference was that women swallowed! (blushing.. :>}

Quoting irishpatti:

I don't think that you have anything to worry about SC!
You can still have fun at 58, I think! LOL

I don't think that you have anything to worry about SC!
You can still have fun at 58, I think! LOL