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Posted on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 15:42

Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers love them!!) 1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer? 3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and ?..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome. 5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again. 7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping. 9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you. 13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday. 14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see! 15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps. 16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it. 17.) Your mother did a great job raising you. 18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley. 19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies. 23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 24.) That was a great fart! Do another one! 25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 17:59

Quoting havfun:
Quoting: Originally posted by SwtFLLdy
Quoting: Originally posted by teebis Lordy lordy......got to find me one of those....the model of the month would more than do.......lol
Oh thanks a lot....what am I chop liver and you don't do liver?
Yes, you are liver! Oh, by the way, My name is Portnoy and i've gotta complaint........

LMAO...!!!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 23:03

Quoting SwtFLLdy:
Quoting: Originally posted by teebis Lordy lordy......got to find me one of those....the model of the month would more than do.......lol
Oh thanks a lot....what am I chop liver and you don't do liver?

Yes, you are liver! Oh, by the way, My name is Portnoy and i've gotta complaint........


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 06:39

Quoting SwtFLLdy:
Quoting: Originally posted by teebis Lordy lordy......got to find me one of those....the model of the month would more than do.......lol
Oh thanks a lot....what am I chop liver and you don't do liver?

Ahhh darlin....I'm sure you'd "do" just fine as well.........I'll bring the gillette foamy......lol


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 01:42

Quoting HDsweetcheeks: LMAO..that is a good one! God bless us biker chicks!

HIGH-5!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 01:42

Quoting teebis: Lordy lordy......got to find me one of those....the model of the month would more than do.......lol

Oh thanks a lot....what am I chop liver and you don't do liver?


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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 17:34

Lordy lordy......got to find me one of those....the model of the month would more than do.......lol


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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 09:56

OH GOOD ONES and I 'will' share....loved it and Treas is right SO CLASSIC!!!! LMAO


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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 06:43

LMAO..that is a good one! God bless us biker chicks!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 08:13

Classic..lol.


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