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irishpatti
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Posted on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 05:36

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .. A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ... Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do dick.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 16, 2008 17:56

;) hehe

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 12:33

Alright, I 'll lighten up. I don't want to be lumped in the "righteous, selfrighteous" catagories... Some of my friends have really gone though alot for being gay, and honestly I have never truer nicer people than they.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:57

Quoting cruisineasy1: You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

Yes,yes it is Ok


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Posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2008 06:55

My cousin (who is dead now)was gay, and he used to have parties with all his gay friends ..OMG his gay male friends were the best! Loved those guys!! I stay in touch with a couple of them still.


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irishpatti
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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 19:55

I love gay men. They have a great sense of humour. I used to work with this guy, he used to have me in stitches. When my coworker was absent he would have to fill in. used to make my day.


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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 18:47

Quoting cruisineasy1: You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

Heck, one of my brothers is gay, and he's the first one to tell or laugh at these kind of jokes! What one person finds offensive another finds funny. I actually first heard the licker cabinet joke from my neighbor who is a lesbian...


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Posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2008 14:18

You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.


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Posted on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 14:10

Ok....taking up a collection for Fergie to have a trip to So Cal or Florida. The lady needs to get out of the snow!!! Those were funny Fergie!!


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Posted on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 10:42

#3 LMAO!


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