Quoting irishpatti:

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.



7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.



7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

Quoting motorpsych0bich:

;) hehe

;) hehe

Quoting cruisineasy1:

Alright, I 'll lighten up. I don't want to be lumped in the "righteous, selfrighteous" catagories...

Some of my friends have really gone though alot for being gay, and honestly I have never truer nicer people than they.

Alright, I 'll lighten up. I don't want to be lumped in the "righteous, selfrighteous" catagories...

Some of my friends have really gone though alot for being gay, and honestly I have never truer nicer people than they.

Quoting UncleKnuckle:

Quoting: Originally posted by cruisineasy1 You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

Yes,yes it is Ok

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

My cousin (who is dead now)was gay, and he used to have parties with all his gay friends ..OMG his gay male friends were the best! Loved those guys!! I stay in touch with a couple of them still.

My cousin (who is dead now)was gay, and he used to have parties with all his gay friends ..OMG his gay male friends were the best! Loved those guys!! I stay in touch with a couple of them still.

Quoting irishpatti:

I love gay men. They have a great sense of humour. I used to work with this guy, he used to have me in stitches. When my coworker was absent he would have to fill in. used to make my day.

I love gay men. They have a great sense of humour. I used to work with this guy, he used to have me in stitches. When my coworker was absent he would have to fill in. used to make my day.

Quoting CinnamonGirlOH:

Quoting: Originally posted by cruisineasy1 You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

Heck, one of my brothers is gay, and he's the first one to tell or laugh at these kind of jokes! What one person finds offensive another finds funny. I actually first heard the licker cabinet joke from my neighbor who is a lesbian...

Quoting cruisineasy1:

You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

You know if these were jokes about race,most everyone would find it offensive. But somehow mocking gays is ok.

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

Ok....taking up a collection for Fergie to have a trip to So Cal or Florida. The lady needs to get out of the snow!!!

Those were funny Fergie!!

Ok....taking up a collection for Fergie to have a trip to So Cal or Florida. The lady needs to get out of the snow!!!

Those were funny Fergie!!

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

#3 LMAO!

#3 LMAO!