Sunset left the "Boy toys for hire" blog to Patti and myself, it has become very hard to stay in business due to the lack of volunteering men...so if:
You pee standing up
Have no idea what woman really want
Think burping and farting are signs of affection
Dont mind performing "favors" at a womans request
then please form a single line and preceed to the blog..thank you
So if you won the lottery what are the top 5 things you would do or buy??
Buy that'08 VRod I want!!
Cruise to Alaska
trip to Australia
and a safari to Africa
the rest I would put away for my kids....
OH screw the kids I would buy a house on the beach : )
OK Im bored..so a new blog is in order..What song when played makes you just have to get up and dance?? And why is it most guys wont dance..I tell my 11 yr old son who loves to dance and has so much rythym ( I swear hes black lol) That he will have all the girls because of it : )
Anyways my 2 songs are Mustang Sally (Wilson Pickett) and Pride and Joy (Stevie Ray Vaughn)
hey who has been to Sturgis or has any info on what area to stay? I had a hotel booked but just found out it is 73 miles from Sturgis..Not staying that far out..anyways looking for preferably a cabin rental, close to Sturgis..any info would be a great help! : )
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried outher wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second roseisfrom my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago. "And what about the third rose ?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." : )
Well it finally hit me last night, summer is gone. Was out riding and once that sun went down at 8:00 man it got cold. left the house at 5:00 with just a light jacket, of course it was sunny and warm, by the time I got home at 10:30 I had my leather jacket, chaps, gloves , and another shirt on..my ears were numb and it was 46 degrees out..Just sad to see it go..really makes ya want to move south..HEY RK got room for me and the boys??? lol : )
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready"
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
IT IS BEST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING BEFORE YOU TRY IT.
A Florida couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24".
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists.
> Two men and a woman
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
> you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .. Kill Her!!" The
> man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
> out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
> go home."
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
> the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
> screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
> was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping
> the sweat from her brow.
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
FOR SOME REASON CHARLIE COMES TO MIND AFTER READING THIS LOL : )
Did you ever just have a gut feeling about something and didnt act on it then it came back to bite you in the ass?? Having one of those right now...things dont seem to be what they really are?? Ok nevermind..just had to write it out I guess..have a great weekend all..ride safe : )