During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director, ' How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'
'Well ,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub .'
Oh, I understand, 'said the visitor. 'A normal person would use a bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
No .' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT YOUR BED NEXT TO MINE? LOL
OK, Who has the pic of us Michigan Hooligans in my claw foot tub at the cabin?
Post it Sher! LOL
I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?"
"No I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?"
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?"
"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. "
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."
The homeless Woman was shocked.. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine."
Is anyone else having problems with how the blogs are sorted or is it just me? I want to view by LAST POSTED.When I go to the sorter box on the right and change it to LAST POSTED it reverts back to DATE STARTED after each blog that I view. Tech Support says that they have it fixed for me but it isn't fixed. Is anyone else having this problem or is it just me? Am I having another bloody senior moment? LOL
There are so many Merry Christmas wishes out there thought I'd better do one in Gaelic. Merry Christmas to one and all. May you be so blessed in the new year and may it bring renewed hope to you all.
that this is a biker site? Just buried a dear Harley rider friend today and came on to the blogs for some solace. Solace, my Irish arse! Thought I was on a roller derby or teenage site. Excuse me while I try to find the real BK site where we used to have fun and people respected the word biker and what it stood for.
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....