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Post Turtle Posted on Jun 02, 2008 at 12:58 PM
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old cowboy.Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'" Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle" The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he explained. " Ya know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and ya just got to wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with!
Keeping Our Streets Safe Posted on May 31, 2008 at 06:01 AM
In an all out effort to keep our streets safe from outlaw bikers...
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Friends Posted on May 26, 2008 at 06:59 AM
To all the great people I've met here. And what the hell, to the very few that have tried to piss me off. Have a great week!
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Happy B-day MsProse Posted on May 15, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Happy Birthday Rose! You're such a sweet lady. Have a great day. XOXO
If You're A Guy Posted on May 03, 2008 at 04:28 AM
If you're a guy, ever wonder why: When a woman wears a leather dress your heart beats quicker and your throat gets dry. Your knees get weak and you start thinking irrationally... ever wonder why. Because she smells like a new truck!
God and Soldiers Posted on May 02, 2008 at 03:28 PM
So that we don't forget: In time of war And not before God and Soldier We Adore, But in times of Peace With all things righted, God is forgotten and The Soldier is slighted. I just read of a young Sargent, 22 years old that died from burns he suffered in Irag in 2005. Lets not forget that the freedom we have to go anywhere in these 50 states was payed for with a price. I just had to get this off my heart, I've been holding it in too long
Wise Old Saying #1 Posted on May 02, 2008 at 09:13 AM
No one is completely useless they can always be used as a bad example!
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Smart question Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 06:23 AM
I get asked the same question often for some reason. "How tall are you?" And usually I know when it's coming, something about the look that people give when they're about to ask. But the best was a lady that asked "Were you always this tall?" to which i replied. "Yep, I was born this tall, took my mom three days to deliver me and my dad slapped me for years after that. O by the way here's your sign!"
Back Again Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 05:43 AM
Back to the old background, good-bye Mud Flap Girl! Sort of a one night stand anyway.
Hospital Stay Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 10:01 AM
While in the hospital a few months back my nurse came in with some bad news, she told me " We're sorry, your HMO doesn't pay for enemas, so we'll just have to slap the shit out of you" Keeyaw
Doctor's Visit Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 09:53 AM
My doctor yelled at me, he said " Hey Don, yes that was very loud, but I said I wanted to hear your Heart! "
Stress Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 09:47 AM
I went to my doctor and he told me to avoid stress. So I told him "OK doc, when I get your bill I won't open it"