While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old cowboy.Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'"
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old rancher said,
"When you're driving down a country road and see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle" The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he explained. " Ya know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and ya just got to wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with!
So that we don't forget:
In time of war
And not before
God and Soldier
But in times of Peace
With all things righted,
God is forgotten and
The Soldier is slighted.
I just read of a young Sargent, 22 years old that died from burns he suffered in Irag in 2005. Lets not forget that the freedom we have to go anywhere in these 50 states was payed for with a price.
I just had to get this off my heart, I've been holding it in too long
If you're a guy, ever wonder why:
When a woman wears a leather dress your heart beats quicker and your throat gets dry. Your knees get weak and you start thinking irrationally... ever wonder why.
Because she smells like a new truck!
I get asked the same question often for some reason. "How tall are you?" And usually I know when it's coming, something about the look that people give when they're about to ask. But the best
was a lady that asked "Were you always this tall?" to which i replied. "Yep, I was born this tall, took my mom three days to deliver me and my dad slapped me for years after that. O by the way
here's your sign!"