Hey BK Family... gotta let you yawl know that summer is upon us, and to me that means daycare!
And that also means, funds get really tight and can't afford the little things for momma no more.
So... I'll be signing off for a while.
It's been really good fun and enjoyed chatting with everyone. Be safe, happy riding and take care.
LITTLE BILLY ON GETTING OLDER
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Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the
top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH
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Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father?
"That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH
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Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
Little BILLY says,
"No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR
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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called
on little BILLY.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."
OK ~ ~ BK Family.. here's something to ponder...
What do you do????
One of my girlfriends -- two year old little Amilu.. potty traning and all--Just a dolly--
Anyhew... she and little Amilu had to go by the hardware store.. Home Depot, I think it was--
Amilu comes up, "Mommy.. poopie" Mom replies, "OK Honey, can you hang on just a minute?" Amilu, "No already done." She looks at her daughter... doesn't recall taking her to the restroom, feels her drawers, sniffs the air.. nothing.
Mom: "Honey were did you potty?" Amilu: "Over there Momma."
Which one? Mom gazes at the line of demo toliets and wonders.. Do I seek out, find, and clean up, or pay for the paint and scoot?
ROFL > > > > What would you do?
Kids! Dontcha just luvs 'em??? LOL!
What's up with this? Don't we have a right to say what we want? We're adults here, we can weed out the BS that comes from the losers who really don't have a clue anyway. The least BK can do is inform us what happened. What the hell is going on?
If nothing else... take off the BS, but leave the rest. We're family here! I like to stay connect this way. Tics me off!!!
I don't get it... I'm lost. But, hey! it's easy for me to say. Generally I walk around in a daze anyhew.
:O(( wHaaaaaaa. I miss my family!
A bunch of us (about 8) went out the other nite for dinner (at a local sports bar ..nationwide chain=we had been there at least 4 times before & it was good). This time the wait staff/cooks/management totally screwed up! We all wanted to walk out, but wasn't sure how to handle it after BAD grew to ghastly HORRIBLE. We complained nicely at first and cut the waitress some slack when she delivered the wrong drinks to our table, but when the food arrived and she argued with us.. complaining to management got us noWHERE. This is what happened...
FIRST--drinks got messed up, served to the wrong folks - SECOND the beer was awful and very flat, THIRD they served us the wrong pizza, ~ cold. Waitress told us she was sick of our crowd and called her manager over. Manager basically called us a bunch liars and said we had too much to drink. We explained many of us were still on our first drink, we didnt mean to be a problem we just wanted to have the pizza corrected. He told us he would put in a new pizza order (we never got it), would take off the wrong drinks from the tab (which were removed and we never drank anyway) and he walked off like we were a band of thieves. IN THE END, instead of taking off the wrong drinks like the manager told us he would, they charged us for those wrong drinks, for the bad beer, for the right drinks AND for the wrong pizza. We got tired of complaining and trying to get the tab corrected, so we paid the bill and left, never to return! Some of us said, dont pay the tab and leave. HONEST, we were not out of line, we were not rude, we were not being loud. We just wanted to get something to eat and watch the race. WHAT would you have done?
--SORRY SO LONG, BUT I WANTED YOU TO GET THE WHOLE PICTURE----
Hey BK Family let me hear your thoughts on this one?
Argument pursued with family about what age kids should be when its no longer appropriate to see mom or dad in the buff. Kids ages are 6, 8, and 12, one boy and two girls. Uncle says, its not appropriate for little Tommy to see mom running around the house in the buff any longer, nor is it ok for the girls to see dad.
What ages do you think it is reasonable to say to your partner, -hey cover up!!Johnny/Sally is standing there!!?
Im thinking- its all in the family, not a big deal, not like they are seeing pron or the wild-thang going on ? only a naked body-- but Uncle says, it IS NOT right!! - and is having a melt down about it.
What do you all think?