>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
>> We have no idea what mauve is.
>> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>> We do that.
>> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
>> nothing's wrong.
>> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
>> answer you don't want to hear.
>> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
>> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>> discuss such topics as sports, cars,
>> or, sex.
>> 1. You have enough clothes.
>> 1. You have too many shoes.
>> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>> 1. Thank you for reading this.
>> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
>> Pass this to as many men as you can -
>> to give them a laugh.
>> Pass this to as many women as you can -
>> to give them a bigger laugh
Now here are the rules from the male side.
>> These are our rules!
>> Please note.. these are all numbered '1'
>> ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>> We need it up, you need it down.
>> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
>> or the changing of the tides.
>> Let it be.
>> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>> 1. Ask for what you want.
>> Let us be clear on this one:
>> Subtle hints do not work!
>> Strong hints do not work!
>> Obvious hints do not work!
>> Just say it!
>> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
>> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
>> what we do.
>> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
>> See a doctor.
>> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
>> us to act like soap opera guys.
>> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
>> Don't ask us.
>> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
>> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the opposite.
Christopher Columbus discovered America. He didn't need directions. He was lost and found his way to...
We just came back from a club ride to South Beach. We left out with 14 bikes Friday morning and on Saturday we went to Petersons harley so the ladies could shop for shirts. I din't see any shirts I wanted. Not really into wearing Harley shirts so I picked up a 2007 Ultra Classic. Got a great deal and they are shiping my RK back this week so now I need a bigger garage. I think I like cruise control and 6 speeds. This will be my last harley think but I might be able to find room for a chopper in the future. If not in the garage there is always the dining room. Who needs a table in the dining room. Have to go it is almost time for Hurricanes detailing lesson.
Free to a good home and Inspired by Junie and Sweet cheeks. Two matching couches, various mis- matched end tables and lamps. One large pair of testicles barely used.
I can not be trusted to go shopping. She tried to stop me but we went shopping for an inexpensive dresser for her Grand Daughter and I said we should get one because not everyone can understand my highly organized clothing storage on the closet shelves. $4000.00 later and all me. Hurricane tried to stop me but I am unstoppable. I need help. On Sunday she sent me to the store for a few items(about 15.00 worth) and I spent over 100.00. I need help. Anybody know a good organization.
It is like the bat phone but here on BK no self respecting super hero (other than Super Chicken) would come on here.
Episode One: Apparently one of the BK regular blogettes has come forward and admitted using a false identity to lure unsuspecting male victims into her clutches plying them with gifts and promises no man can turn down.
Wait a minute what's that? Its a bird, Its a plane....no wait its a bird...Its super chicken. She's come to fight deceit, lawlessness and just plain bad grammar.
Go get her Super Chicken. Super Chicken has come to save the day.
Thank God we had the BK phone. Just dial 1-555- Bik R Kis for immediate assistance when you are victimized.
Since you can write anything on blogs as Justforya has proven I thought we should discuss the quality of TP in everyday use. Now as we get older we find that using near sandpaper grade TP is quite as comfortable on your rear as it once was. I can remember in the military trying to live off base making 400.00 a month that luxury was having left over paper towels to wipe my butt with. Or going to the grocery store and buying 1 roll of the most generic paper you can buy...spending the extra 15 minutes shopping for an additional 5 cents off. So now I prefer the good stuff. After recently having 3 additional females in my house for a few days I realized that women can use 2-3 times the TP as men. What do they do with it?
So what is your favorite TP to use? This is the kind of driving topic that makes BBK a source for all kinds of valuable information you can't find on other sites.
I am officially living with my girlfriend. Hurricane Katrina arrived last night from North Caraolina at about 7pm. I cleaned the house, grocery shopped and made dinner and bought flowers before she pulled in. So ladies I ask you what is a reasonable amount of time for me to revert back to being a lazy man again.
1. Men are like . ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
During the excited stage a man's penis fills with blood (Hopefully every time). This blood comes from two specific areas one of them being the crainial region.
So when excited Men actually are thinking with their penis.
So don't blame us ladies.
This year we have a lot of contenders.
Former Champions K6 and Junie are passing the torch.
Up and coming former runner ups have been training diligently.
Although severely hampered by injuries we will see some returning favorites.
Bad Bat will make a showing.
A newcomer to the insult arena is Irish Patti with her famous quote "I wouldn't give you the steam off my Piss'
Keep an eye in her she will definitely be a contender.
Name your favorite candidates. The betting will be coming up.
Ok Now what happen to the writing that was on here yesterday. Must have been the BK police didn't want free advertising for the resort I am staying at. Get a life guys, girls who ever.
Anyway anyone that wants to hook up in Daytona and watch the lovely women of Bk do shots (I'm buying for them) Cmon in.
In the good old days of the past when you would hear from Sweet cheeks on an e-mail or im about how she blasted this one or that one but it won't show up until the next day cause she isn't a paying member? Run for your f#@ing lives she renewed. Who would have believed the credit card went through. Hey wait a minute wears my Visa?