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  • hi people its the new year weathers cack an i got flu.cant wait to get back out an ride.anyone in the yorkshire area interrested in a ride out when the weather gets better ?

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sports cars Posted on Apr 17, 2011 at 01:29 PM

two top weekends of sun sun and more sun put some miles under the wheels seen the asbo kids in the plastic coverd toy cars they drive but theres another breed the middle aged guy in the mx5 bmw porsche (state your preferd model with top down)why is it always his best mate in the passenger seat yup a bloke.WHY? is it true chicks dig scares an prefer the rufty tufty biker type or is it a mid life crisis thing that only the guys best mate understands.wont go near em myself but my mate john has a theory "they are all limp wristed fags whos mums wouldnt let em av a moped when they were kids  guess i will never find out cos i always seem to pass them at 90 while they check out each others hair whilst driving like twats. cya folks

the empire strikes back Posted on Mar 20, 2011 at 02:47 PM

my hearty congratulations to the lady riding the gixxer 1000 who blew passed and cussed the driver of a blue ford mondeo! as the lights turned red she kicked off its side mirror and sped off into the sunset.what a girl!! if i see u about beers are on me  

fun fun fun Posted on Mar 04, 2011 at 02:51 PM

first real day of sunshine today bit of a nip in the air fantastic day out riding!tagged up with two lads from sheffield on the snake pass had a blast thru the strines into holmfirth where we had a beer and parted company top day top boys! summers nearly here folks lets get out there an play

mystery Posted on Mar 01, 2011 at 11:55 AM

what do old people do under those tartan blankets in their cars at the seaside or countryside ? next time your out check out the car next to you they will be there !

ha ha ha ha Posted on Feb 22, 2011 at 01:42 PM

anyone outthere ever given in to the temptation of driving thru the puddle an soaking the pavement dwelling peddestrians? shame on me! sack cloth and ashes bring back the national service. very immature but laff did i ever !!!

taxes Posted on Feb 20, 2011 at 01:34 PM

david cameronhas imposed a new tax on sex

kissing will be taxed @10%




full on sex @90%

the great news for u w**kers is its tax free

frustration Posted on Feb 15, 2011 at 12:13 PM

why are fairings made of plastic that is impossible to fix? i fell off the tl a few weeks ago (few scrapes broken tabs sore arse etc) wont mention damaged ego! have taken advice been to various forums followed instruction from helpfull and passionate bike loving chaps and chappesses thank you all. but why in the name of all that is holy does the tab break off when i get the plastics all back on and im on the last screw.anyone out there can lend me the patiance of a saint i will be very greatfull !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooooooooooppppppppppppppsssssssssss Posted on Feb 08, 2011 at 11:00 AM

whats the big deal? christina dont know the words!!!!!! the outrage the disgrace,get a grip. bet the queen doesnt know the words to the national anthem.           

drugs Posted on Feb 03, 2011 at 02:56 PM

guy walks into a pharmacy and says "can i have some viagra "cashier says "i need some medical proof that u need it"bloke says "will a photo of my wife do?. nite nite folks

whats black and blue Posted on Jan 28, 2011 at 03:06 PM

yup my arse!!!!!! droped my tl at englands most slimey junction my fault realy too much throtle not enuf brain!just realised my arse aint 18 anymore.f**k f**k . crash bobbins a godsend my baby not too bad a few scrapes but could be worse. my arse well ooooooooooooh

trains Posted on Jan 28, 2011 at 08:25 AM

i was sitting on the train this morning and a realy sexy thai lady sat opposite. i thought to myself please dont get an erection, please dont get an erection unfortunatly she did !

wales Posted on Jan 26, 2011 at 11:30 AM

ever wonderd where all the peugot 205s went? well i can say its north wales seen loads!weird or wot 17 in 1 day n before anyone says owt no it wasnt the same one going round the block. 

great people fantastic scenery and once in the country side some amazing biking roads.but beware of sheep strange 30 miles an hour limmits on long straight see for miles roads (enforced even in winter by a very misserable looking plod hiding behind a tree probly so he didnt get run over by the 2 or 3 cars that passed that day).honestly def worth a visit . and mind the giant jelly fish that seem to wash up on the beach 2 foot wide an weigh in at about 4 pounds wont be paddling in the sea ever again!!!!

terrorism Posted on Jan 17, 2011 at 05:03 PM

after an anonymous tip off a police man runs into a petshop and shouts theres a bomb you have 30 seconds to get out. a tortoise at the back says you t*at!!!!

the big day Posted on Jan 16, 2011 at 11:15 AM

kate middleton has asked the queen for advice on how to have a long and happy marriage ?

the queen said always wear a seatbelt and dont p*ss me off

choices Posted on Jan 13, 2011 at 03:02 PM

do i trade my tl1000r for a aprilia rsv mille both same miles tl is a 2000 model rsv 2003 or do i keep the tl an spend my jolly holliday fund and finance the mille aaaarrrgh i want i want i want cant trade my srad 750 cos well!!!!! just cant am a bloke !

daily life Posted on Jan 12, 2011 at 03:04 PM

why when sorting car, bike (add your own) insurance do i have to talk to an indian guy in new dheli called john! to be passed on to a welsh woman called megan from wales to find out that under our policy we cannot insure a 40 year old (sane sensible lol)employed male. back to work tmoz anyone know a good biker pub in north wales will be there next week from tuesday for a cuple of days cya

im just a bloke Posted on Jan 09, 2011 at 09:31 AM

just seen the seating plans for gerry raffertys funeral.......clowns to the left jokers to the right...

hello all Posted on Jan 09, 2011 at 09:22 AM

two days with man flu no fun !!!!!! took bike out this afternoon how good that felt till a helmet sneeze ended play! wont go into details but yuk.cant wait for better weather 

hey ho Posted on Jan 08, 2011 at 04:19 PM

alcoholics;not the best fans of dry humour.think i should go to bed now nite all

happy new year Posted on Jan 08, 2011 at 10:59 AM

well its the new year the weather is crap ive got the flu cant wait to get out and ride when the weather gets better.anyone in the west yorks area fancy a ride out ?