Blogs for HDsweetcheeks.

CW/Bikertrash

10-SEP-09

I was informed today by CW's niece that he passed away yesterday 9/9/09. Just letting any of the "old gang" who still comes here know. Not sure what happened..they are thinking heart attack, he was found in his home. CW was a great guy, for those of you who remember him or had the opportunity to be his friend. I myself call him my friend..we have stayed in touch over the years..he will be truly missed.. :(

Apes

17-APR-08

Im looking for 13", chubby(1 1/4 "), ape bars..cant seem to find them anywhere?? Anyone have any ideas? I found a set on Ebay but they were pick up only in Australia lol

to much fun

15-APR-08

I hit the "most popular" button here by mistake and ended up reading all the old blogs..man what fun we used to have! If any of you oldie but goodie BK bloggers get a chance got to re-read them..they had me laughing and feeling sad that all that fun is gone

the diff between woman and girls

12-MAR-08

What is the difference between girls/women Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? Thought it was funny..but is this what I have to look forward to next year at 48?? If so Im having one hell of a good time this year!

The Lion and the Biker

27-FEB-08

Some of you have seen this before, since I emailed it to you..but thought it was worth a posting..sorry for those of you that have seen it please dont spoil the ending for the rest lol A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him profusely. A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker says "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my whole life. "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride? "A Harley Davidson. "The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

Why I love bikers!

22-FEB-08

3 guys are sitting in a Bar. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Biker. The Doctor say; "I bought my Wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes for Valentines day. If she doesn't like the ring, she will still love the car and realize how much I love her". The Lawyer says; For Valentines Day I bought my Wife a beautiful gold chain, and a trip to the Bahamas. If She dosn't like the chain, she will still think of me on the trip and know that I love Her dearly". The biker says; " I bought my old lady a t-Shirt and a vibrator for Valentines day. If she dont like the shirt she can go fuck herself"

At it again!

15-FEB-08

Censoring again I see..who the hell gives you the right to censor the blogs?? As soon as someone says something you dont agree with or dont want shown you pull it..Your a very sick woman, Patti and I are not the only ones that are sick of the way you behave on here, we are just the only ones that will step up and say it..you would be very surprised who the other numerous people are..Im sick of biting my tongue when it comes to you..HA HA cant pull this one can ya?..maybe I should copy and paste your last response to me?? I knew enough to save it cuz you would pull it..your so predictable..then again nut cases usually are.......

so fitting for here lately

01-FEB-08

recvd this as part of an email today, made me think of this place Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Ok go ahead and blast me I dont give a shit lol : )

How was I born?

31-JAN-08

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a . We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male

Pulling blogs

24-JAN-08

Why do people( not mentioning any names here) pull their blog? If you have the balls to say it in the first place then you dont like the responses you get and you pull it?? Isnt that a form of censorship?? Everyone is entitled to their opinions..and if your putting it on a blog forum then be ready for the responses wether they agree or disagree..you have your time to respond to who you dont agree with..or is it becuz the responses you got positive or negative you agree with and dont want other ppl to see what ppl have to say?? Think before you type!

Woman are evil by nature

23-JAN-08

Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Where is the snow???

02-JAN-08

WTH I just got a newer snowmobile last week..and no snow to ride. Havent even been able to go check it out on the trails. Hell if I have to put up with living in Buffalo I should atleast be able to ride during the winter..now they are saying 52 next tuesday!! Someone send snow!! : (

Grandpa

20-DEC-07

ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!!!!! Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."

Forbes Mag

20-DEC-07

Forbes magazine listed Buffalo as one of the top ten lustful cities, based on condom sales..All I want to know is why havent I been getting any?? LOL : )

Makes me wonder

19-DEC-07

I have been known to say that I dont believe in God, and here is yet another reason why..Ive met a wonderful man on BON, introduced to him by CW, we have spoke for many weeks, and he was the best of the best..a heart of gold, a true friend, concern, the kind of person that puts a smile on everyone heart that meets him..things were going so good for us plans to meet after the holidays and see where it took us..then all of a sudden last Friday night he passed away..I dont understand, if there is a god..why did he take such a wonderful human being at such an early age..why dosent he take the ppl that are causing hurt or harm to other people, the people that have no regards for anyone else..why someone who is the best of the best, a great father with a great job and a great heart??..I miss him with all my heart and I am so sad..dont want to bring anyone down here..I just dont get it?? : (

Have you seen it??

07-DEC-07

The movie "The Condemmed"?? Its about 10 of the meanest, toughest, bad ass death row inmates from all over the world. They are dropped off on a uninhabitated island with nothing but their clothes on their back and a bomb strapped to their ankle that will go off in 30 hrs. The last one alive on the island gets off death row and sent back scott free, this is all being watched live on the internet for 49.99 a person..Stone Cold (hottie!) is in it.. Would you pay $49.99 to watch people beat other people to death on the internet?? Think before you answer..Im sure some of you (as well did I) clicked on the beheadings that the terrorists had filmed..so would ya??

HD shuts down for a week

27-NOV-07

Well it was bound to happen, heard on the news last night the Harley plant is closing for a week becuz they dont have any orders in for new bikes..well maybe it will wake them up and not charge us up the a$$ for bikes and motor clothes.. They have ruined the market by mass producing bikes, I remember in the good old days when you had to wait 8 months for the bike you wanted..now just walk in and pick it up the next day...and with all the jap bikes looking like Harleys for thousands less, ppl dont really care if its a Harley between their legs anymore. I personnal dont feel that way..but seems thats the way the economy has gone, gas prices have really made their trickle down effect on everything we do, buy, and eat, about time we start taking care of the people at home not overseas..OK I will get off my podium now..thank you..thank you very much : )

Isnt this the truth!

19-NOV-07

Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks." A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRISHPATTI!!

08-NOV-07

Sunday is Patti's birthday..Have a great day girlfriend!! Now get busy on those 3 wishs I need to get to FL!! lol

MY NEXT LIFE

29-OCT-07

For MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

Door knocker

23-OCT-07

I want one of these!!

Calling all BK men

10-OCT-07

Sunset left the "Boy toys for hire" blog to Patti and myself, it has become very hard to stay in business due to the lack of volunteering men...so if: You pee standing up Have no idea what woman really want Think burping and farting are signs of affection Dont mind performing "favors" at a womans request then please form a single line and preceed to the blog..thank you

Thought for the day

05-OCT-07

Thought For The Day Handle every situation like a dog . If you can't Eat it or Chew it. Piss on it and Walk Away.

Lottery

04-OCT-07

So if you won the lottery what are the top 5 things you would do or buy?? I would: Buy that'08 VRod I want!! Cruise to Alaska trip to Australia and a safari to Africa the rest I would put away for my kids.... OH screw the kids I would buy a house on the beach : )

Shake it!

25-SEP-07

OK Im bored..so a new blog is in order..What song when played makes you just have to get up and dance?? And why is it most guys wont dance..I tell my 11 yr old son who loves to dance and has so much rythym ( I swear hes black lol) That he will have all the girls because of it : ) Anyways my 2 songs are Mustang Sally (Wilson Pickett) and Pride and Joy (Stevie Ray Vaughn)

Sturgis cabins

02-OCT-07

hey who has been to Sturgis or has any info on what area to stay? I had a hotel booked but just found out it is 73 miles from Sturgis..Not staying that far out..anyways looking for preferably a cabin rental, close to Sturgis..any info would be a great help! : )

long distance relationships

04-SEP-07

Many have you done this, did it work, what were the poblems, resolutions..is it worth it??

Surgery

21-SEP-07

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried outher wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second roseisfrom my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago. "And what about the third rose ?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." : )

I got a new job...

19-SEP-07

At a golf course LOL : )

Summer is over :(

14-SEP-07

Well it finally hit me last night, summer is gone. Was out riding and once that sun went down at 8:00 man it got cold. left the house at 5:00 with just a light jacket, of course it was sunny and warm, by the time I got home at 10:30 I had my leather jacket, chaps, gloves , and another shirt on..my ears were numb and it was 46 degrees out..Just sad to see it go..really makes ya want to move south..HEY RK got room for me and the boys??? lol : )

CATSKILL MTN THUNDER RALLY

06-SEP-07

anyone going, Sept 13-16th??? East Durham NY..check out: blackthornresort website if interested...

Holiday weekend

31-AUG-07

Everyone have a great labor day weekend!!Becarful riding..lots of idiots on the road this weekend..more then usual lol : )

GINGER OR MARYANN??

31-AUG-07

Guys who do you pick??

Do you know this guy?

30-AUG-07

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready" The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

Discovery channel

22-AUG-07

IT IS BEST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING BEFORE YOU TRY IT. A Florida couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24". Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black."

FBI JOB OPENING

14-AUG-07

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background > checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. > Two men and a woman > > > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large > metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow > your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room > you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .. Kill Her!!" The > man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The > agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your > wife and go home." > > > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and > went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came > out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and > go home." > > > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same > instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into > the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard > screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all > was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping > the sweat from her brow. > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." FOR SOME REASON CHARLIE COMES TO MIND AFTER READING THIS LOL : )

TRACE BABY!!

10-AUG-07

What a awesome show!! And what a hottie!! Thought you might enjoy these ..I know I did ; )

who is to say

03-AUG-07

Did you ever just have a gut feeling about something and didnt act on it then it came back to bite you in the ass?? Having one of those right now...things dont seem to be what they really are?? Ok nevermind..just had to write it out I guess..have a great weekend all..ride safe : )

Happy Birthday TC

03-AUG-07

Tomorrow is TC's birthday..Have a great day hun!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! : )

RUN VICK RUN!

03-AUG-07

deserves what he gets!

Advice

01-AUG-07

What is the one piece of advice your parents gave you that you still use today?? My mom always told me "if you have to think more then once about something its wrong"

Another beautiful view

01-AUG-07

I take this place for granted since its right at my back door. Thought I would share it with you

Auction for Charlie

25-JUL-07

Well since Charlie stated: "I need a new woman this one can't read and won't listen. She's hot but geesh just untrainable" Hes is now formally up for auction. I will do my best to describe him: -cute (when he keeps his mouth shut) -smart ass, when his mouth is open (like I even have to tell you all that) -Sense of Humour-well he cracks me up, other people such as Moon will prob disagree - hmm the size Im unsure of but you can check out his website "Imtosexyformyself" so what ya got to bid on for this fine specimen??? Who will start the bidding?? Come on ladies you know you want him...atleast untill he opens his smart ass mouth. Note: no refunds, exchanges, or complaints..this is a final sale!

would you??

17-JUL-07

Would you let your 11 year old son do this to his head?? The reason I ask is that my son, Jesse who is 11 wanted a mohawk, so I took him this past weekend. Well his father found out and called me screaming about 4 times since ...I dont think its a big deal, its his head..and besides I think he looks cute!

Port Dover Friday 13th

12-JUL-07

Anyone going to Port Dover Ontario tomorrow for the Friday the 13th party??

My dear Charlie

11-JUL-07

Since I have your balls (somewhere around here) can I have the rest of you too?? I mean what good are balls with nothing attached??

5 most important questions answered

03-JUL-07

Thought you might like to know.... This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5 most important questions in the world: Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? (FOR BAT) A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? (FOR RK) A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know! so Im good to go on vacation ..catch ya all next week..have a safe and fun 4th!! : )

APB FOR RK!!

29-JUN-07

RK has been MIA lately??? Doesnt answer his IM or his text's??? anyone heard from him?? Wonder if its cuz hes in love and forgot all about his friends ??*sniff sniff* : ( RK miss ya..and If you repeat that I will deny it LOL : )

Any Suggestions

28-JUN-07

Im leaving next Tuesday after work and do not have to be back till Monday night..Was gonna head up to New England and just wing it hoping to make it to Bar harbour, was also thinking about going South to maybe Gatlinburg TN, or doing the Blue Ridge parkway..anyone have any suggestions or know any biker events going on anywhere?? Would like to travel mostly backroads. Worried about the closer I get to the Ocean (New England, VA Beach etc) that it will suck to get a room with the holiday weekend.

DD fluffy??

21-JUN-07

DD says he is fluffy..RK and I both said its not a manly term..I prefer husky, RK thinks it s/b relaxed muscle or gravitional pull of the earth.. I personnaly think those s/b terms when referring to boobs..but ok who am I to argue. Anyways..D your not going to get anywhere with fluffy listed on your profile, no matter how low your voice goes when saying it MUAHH love ya : )

Blueyedinjun

13-JUN-07

How can you post a blog and then not let anyone respond to it?? Kind of one sided dont ya think?? I look at it as there is 3 sides to every story, yours, his, and the truth...so dont post your ohh poor me and bash someone without letting people respond..Frankly I could care less, live and learn.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!

15-JUN-07

To all you dads out there..have a great day Sunday..and Happy fathers Day!!!

Confusing DAMN IT!!

07-JUN-07

Why are the blogs now running from the oldest to the newest?? Makes no sense and is confusing the hell out of me WAHHHHH!!

Charlie

08-JUN-07

Hey look what I did with your balls...sorry but I have to keep them now, dont they look happy on the back of my bike??? : )

Pick up lines

05-JUN-07

Lets hear your best pick up lines or your worst..whether you have used it or it was used on you. Once had a guy tell me I must have been made by Campbells soup cuz' I was Mmmm Mmmm good..lets just say he didnt get to far, but it was cute

THE FROG

05-JUN-07

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freakin think so.

GAS LOL

04-JUN-07

So true

RK perv or not??

31-MAY-07

Ok how many ladies think RK is a online perv, and want to know what he is doing with his hands when reading our responses LOL

Memorial Day weekend

25-MAY-07

Its the kick off weekend to the summer. Im sure many of us will be out riding and taking some much needed time off from life to just hang with friends. Be safe out there..lots of cars not looking for ya.. and I want to see everyone back here Tuesday morning!! Yes thats an order, I learned from Patti, shes a great boss lol : )

my kind of rainbow!

18-MAY-07

wish this gave directions to the end of the rainbow...

Sexual Harassment

14-MAY-07

Sexual Harassment Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Mark. The Midget."

sucked me in

08-MAY-07

Ok I did it, broke down and paid the 44.00 for the damn 3 month membership...I couldnt take it anymore..LOL : )

Little Johnny

08-MAY-07

Little Johnny Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses."

Leaving??

20-APR-07

Why is everyone leaving?? I understand that some of the blogs have become a battle ground..but just dont click on it if you dont want to read it, s/nt be a reason to run you out of town?? Just my thoughts...cant get rid of me theat easy LOL : )

For sale

17-APR-07

LOL : )

VA tech

16-APR-07

Another coward, opening fire on innocent unarmed people. I truely think we will be are own demise one day. Such a sad world it has become...I fear for the world my children will have to live in. : (

Romance scams OPRAH

16-APR-07

Well seeing as it was a very crappy day outside yesterday I decided to watch all the Oprah shows I have been taping and never get a chance to see..there was a show on scams, and just wanted to let people know that there is a website you can type a persons name in and see if he has ever scammed anyone. it also will pull up pics. They also gave a few tips for online dating, such as never send a person money you do not know, be suspicious of people that have only professional pics on their profile, these pics are usually stolen pics of a model..just a few things to keep all you guys/girls safe out there : )

Happy Easter!

06-APR-07

does this mean no chocolate???!!

Jealousy

05-APR-07

Most people wil not admit they are jealous, and alot of people arent jealous people. But there is usally one thing that makes a man/woman turn on the jealousy switch..whats does it for you..your guy staring at a hot girl, your woman being flirted with, your man going to a strip bar on a guys night out..what does it for you??

Where's my car??

26-MAR-07

Where's my car?? A Associate walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?", the officer asks politely. "Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man,"Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out......... "Oh my God -----My girlfriend's gone, too!

Women can be so touchy

20-MAR-07

A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly round his neck. The doctor asked what had happened to him. Well, said the man I was having a round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to find them and, while I was looking around, I noticed one cow had something white at its rear end. I walked over lifted its tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it. Still holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife: Hey, this looks like yours! I don`t remember much after that

Guilty Pleasures??

20-MAR-07

You know you have atleast one or two..a song that everyone thinks is "gay" but u love and when your alone in the car and it comes on you listen to it really loud till you pull up to a red light then you lower it so know one hears it..or a TV show you wouldnt dare tell your guy friends you watch faithfully....come on give it up..

Happy St Pattys Day!!

16-MAR-07

have a great day! : )

Bk name

13-MAR-07

So many interesting and hard to figure out names people use on here..how did you come up with your BK name and what does it mean? Mine being Hdsweetcheeks, obviously 'cuz I ride a HD, the sweetcheeks is from what my mom used to call me, well that and some few choice names when I got into trouble, which may I say was never !! LOL : )

Surprise me

08-MAR-07

Some of us know others pretty well here, but what is one thing that we dont know or would be surprised to know about you... For me I guess it would be that I used to play fast pitch baseball in high school and after i graduated (yes I did graduate lol) till I blew my knee out, sure do miss it, esp when I go to my sons games.

Blog removed

08-MAR-07

Just so no one accuses anyone else of removing a blog..I did it..I wont say which one it was but Im sure if you were involved in it you know which it was, I started it and decided not to give someone a podium. So Its gone, now on to more fun.....ok someone say something lol : )

Temp conversion chart

26-FEB-07

Temperature Conversion Chart @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Buffalo go swimming in the lake. @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Buffalo plant gardens. @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Buffalo sunbathe. @ +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start. People in Buffalo drive with the windows down. @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Ontario water gets thicker. @ +20 degrees Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Buffalo throw on a flannel shirt. @ +15 degrees Philadelphia land lords finally turn up the heat. People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold. @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die. Bills fans lick the flagpole. @ 0 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Buffalo get out their winter coats. @ -10 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door. @ -25 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic . Buffalo Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. @ -30 degrees Mount St. Helen's freezes. People in Buffalo rent some videos. @ -40 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Bills fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. @ -45 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Buffalo complain about farmers with cold hands. @ -60 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Buffalo start saying, "Cold e'nuff for ya?" @ -100 degrees Hell freezes over. The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl! Ok, the last one is stretching it a bit. I can post this seeing that I live outside of Buffalo : )

New Yahoo IM

23-FEB-07

To those of you that have my Yahoo IM, its gone, have no idea what happened to it, but I lost all my contacts..so email me so I can give you my new Yahoo IM. : )

How to win friends and influence people

15-FEB-07

see K6 for advice or is that K9 LOL

Bud & Jim LOL

15-FEB-07

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Milwaukee. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great! No hangover! No bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No " "Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Denver."

my new car

13-FEB-07

I bought a new 2007 Avalanche and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles," and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A** Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Damn, I LOVE this car! Dont like to put politcal crap up here but couldnt resist this one : )

NY women

12-FEB-07

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a New York girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. I love being a NY woman LOL : )

Howard & Annabel

06-FEB-07

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!" Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while". "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood. Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood! Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?" Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's disease"

the train

24-JAN-07

The train On a Train, a man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted

$20.00

22-JAN-07

Subject: TWENTY DOLLARS TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily Agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find Her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer Was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than thirty Years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly$1 million. Then she Showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that For the more than Three decades she had "charged" him for sex, These holdings had multiplied And these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 Million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but Finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you Were doing, I would have given you all my Business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut.

why men make better friends

22-JAN-07

Why men make better friends Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

WHY??

22-JAN-07

Well this past weekend started off great, went to a GF's chalet for a girls weekend, and had a great time. Got home last night and got a phone call that a very good friend shot himself in the head, hes married,2 kids and no one has any idea why, no note, no reasons (that any of us know about).He just got up from the dinner table went out to his back shed and did it. Now his family and friends sit and wonder why, could we have helped, did we not see the signs? I sat up all night wondering these questions and could not come up with one reason. It just doesnt make any sense to me, to leave life as you know it, your wife, kids, friends, family, and not even give a reason. Right now Im so ticked off at him that if I could talk to him I probably would just slap him for putting us all thru this. I know it sounds selfish to feel like this, but what he did was very selfish, he left us all to wonder for the rest of our lives WHY???

Scientific study

19-JAN-07

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

MARRIAGE lol

17-JAN-07

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or Get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son" Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. " A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up." LOL : )

Listen up men!!

17-JAN-07

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

funny one : )

08-JAN-07

OMG Im gonna shoot myself!

08-JAN-07

Ok day 1 of wearing this damn patch!! I dont do New years resolutions but this year I decided to try to quit smoking. Ive been smoking for about 30 yrs, a pack a day, and sometimes more if Im stressed, out drinking, hanging out at home ok so I usually smoke more then a pack a day...had my last smoke at 10:35pm last night, and here I am at work, ready to rip someones head off..good thing I work with all men ; ) So has anyone used the patch and if so did it work, will I eventually go back and be my happy and laughing self or will I always want to stab someone thru the heart just for walking into my office?? LOL I even know Im being a b1tch, so its really bad!!! If I get fired is anyone hiring?? LOL : )

Mid Life Crisis

05-JAN-07

I've been married 36 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars,king-size bed,money and a 50" flat-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife, being the reasonable woman that she is, said, "Darling, You go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and I will make sure that you will once again be living in a cheap apartment, no car, nomoney and sleeping on a sofa bed. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis and put things in perspective. Dont ya just love being a woman ; )

Tube bender

11-DEC-06

or northern tool... youre gonna buy your friend tools???? golly...youre a goood friend....;p

Pastor Fluff

06-DEC-06

lmao, i gotta remember that one

Potentially" vs "Realistically"

29-NOV-06

hahahahaha lovit hahahja

Hot stock tip

29-NOV-06

Wow...that will spawn a whole new industry of accessories that will save women money... Boob-Boxes Now you can hold a breast and hear your favorite tunes Maybe, they'll put a radio in there, and you can use the left button to change the tuner and the right one to change the volume Funny post!

Motorcycle museum Ohio

27-NOV-06

Thanxs CW, think I will skip it then :)

MOTORCYCLE GPS SYSTEM

15-NOV-06

I presently have a Garmin 276C - when I bought it a couple years ago, it was about half the price of the Garmin 2610 which I had my eye on as well. I'm seriously looking at the Nuvi now with its touch screen, however the 276C is a great receiver and will do most everything you need. Make sure you get something with turn-by-turn and automap features.

The legend of the bell

07-NOV-06

I gave one last year as a b-day present. Well after a year he slid me to the curb for a bit. We ran into each other a couple of weeks ago and I was so thankful to note that the bell was 'still' on the bike ridin nicely. I made a comment that I was 'thankful' he kept it on there to keep him safe while out and about. He said, I told you then, that was the nicest present you gave me that day and I meant it. We have talked once since then. I have two more bells that will make the jouney to the West Coast for two good friends out there to also keep them safe. Then while in Daytona at biketober fest, I found one on the road side. I piked it up, placed a leather piece through it and it now has a new home, although in my car for now as I don't have a bike yet. Rings often and sweetly. I copied this and sent it to all my friends biker or not. Some know the legend and some didn't but I just wanted to share with all. HUGZ, be safe and thanks Suz~ ;)

to much BS

11-OCT-06

Ignore the nonsense. You made some great posts here HDsweetcheeks, always warm and funny. You will be missed! Ride hard and stay safe!

Thoughts of the day

21-SEP-06

~~ If You Don't Change What You Should've Changed ... You're Gonna Be Where You've Always Been ~~

meeting

20-SEP-06

...well...not much different than meeting oin a bar..club...or thru friends...ask Amber Fry....:(

PROFILE PICS???

15-SEP-06

Well my main pic is(was) me and my guitar and my face certainly wasnt visible...so I don't know. Maybe if you try it again in a few days it will change its mind and allow it. My friend tried to put a photo of her on the beach on - she wasn't flashing anything but it wouldn't allow her...huh??

THE NEWLYWEDS...LMAO

15-SEP-06

wow is that what it's supposed to be like? may be why mine failed.

WINKS

14-SEP-06

I delete as well....you really need to quit making me talk to your backside....can you turn around again!!!!

Myrtle Beach fall Rally

14-SEP-06

Not sure yet, may get the Chrome Divas together to ride up and raise some hell. Too many fall rallies to hit them all, but it is a goal.

Love this shirt!

14-SEP-06

That thing it is on ain't bad either, lol.

THE PHOTO LOL

07-SEP-06

ha ha ha ...I gotta remember that one....a real knee slapper....

non DOT helmets

07-SEP-06

HD....I do, but only because of my other pass time hobby, I have learned that there is a difference. I did not realize that it was "a law" though.

has anyone seen my replies to blogs?

29-AUG-06

HD, I get to same thing. Check into the blogs you've written. That is where I find mine. Why don't they post? I'm still trying to figure it out. Elmo

GUTS & BALLS

22-AUG-06

LMAO!!!

woman who ride hard to find a BF

17-AUG-06

Hey Sweetcheeks, thanks for the compliment...you ain't lookin so bad yourself either! LOL When I read that blurb about guys just putting a lid on some chick and buying her a HD shirt and whala she's a biker... I wanted to puke. Hahahahha But the truth is... that's the way it is in the minds of a lot of people nowadays. But it don't take more than about 60 seconds to blow their cover when ya know what to look for. I personally got no problem with women that ride... the ones that actually have the talent for it. But there are an aweful lot of people gettin hurt or killed these days trying to be something they ain't. And that's not a pretty sight. On the other hand.. a lot of women that do ride tend to forget how to be a woman after a while and that's a turn off to us guys. I guess it takes a strong woman to be able to ride like a guy all day long and still be able to come on strong as a woman at night. But that's what most guys would like I think. Works for me...