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<title>Blogs for irishpatti.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog?irishpatti</link>
<description>I voted that since Springer's license plate is SUYT his bike should be called HUSSY!</description>
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<title>FRIENDS & TIME</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=114761</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-08</pubDate>
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People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season . LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.
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<title>HDsweetcheeks</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=113881</link>
<pubDate>05-SEP-08</pubDate>
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Please pray for a speedy recovery for SC who crashed her bike on Labor Day.
Thanks friends,
irishpatti
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<title>WAY TO GO REDWINGS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109521</link>
<pubDate>04-JUN-08</pubDate>
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YOU DID MICHIGAN PROUD LADS!
WOO HOO!
CONGRATS ON AN AWESOME GAME &amp; AND A GREAT SEASON!
4th WIN in 11 YEARS!
WOO HOO!
BRING THAT STANLEY CUP HOME!
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<title>2008 BLESSING OF THE BIKES, BALDWIN, MI</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104060</link>
<pubDate>08-APR-08</pubDate>
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Riding time is upon us again! (In MI we're saying FINALLY!)
It takes place May 16th - 18th, the Blessing being on the Sunday.
Taking roll call to see who is camping out at my cabin in Irons which is 17 miles north of Baldwin. 
Yes, Sweetcheeks, you can have the guest room! However you must make your own bed as it's the maid's weekend off! LOL
Taking a head count!
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE BULL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106380</link>
<pubDate>30-APR-08</pubDate>
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Hey, it's Charlie's big day May 1st. Check in, Chuck for your birthday hugs and kisses. Hope it's real SPECIAL!
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<title>Our James</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104100</link>
<pubDate>08-APR-08</pubDate>
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OK, what's with our James checking out? What the bloody hell James? WE are planning on you picking up a load and heading to MI for the Blessing May 16 - 18. OK love, you can have the couch since Sweetcheeks has the guest room. Yes, she'll make your bed up! LOL
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<title>Prayers for my friend Annie</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102100</link>
<pubDate>20-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Please keep my friend Annie in your prayers. Her son aged 27 was found dead in Raleigh, NC on Tuesday at the tender age of 27. Andrew Britton had been making a name for himself in the international thriller genre with the publications of THE AMERICAN, THE ASSASSIN and the newly released THE INVISIBLE, which continues the exploits of CIA agent and counterterrorism operative Ryan Kealey.
As a young lad, Andrew used to march in the parades in Grand Rapids with my children. One of the most renowned of all St. Patrick's day parades was when our children marched side by side for the IRA prisoners &quot;The Birmingham 6&quot;.
May God help you through this Annie, my dear friend.
God rest his young soul.
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<title>HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101300</link>
<pubDate>14-MAR-08</pubDate>
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LA Feile Padraig aoibhin to leir!
Wishing one and all a happy St. Patrick's day. 
Pugmohon, go drown those shamrocks love. 
celticmaiden throw a pingin in the Liffey for me.  :)
Angel hope you made it home to Baile Atha Cliatha for the big day.
Stay safe.
Slainte,
Mise le meas 
Padraigin
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<title>WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101220</link>
<pubDate>14-MAR-08</pubDate>
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee &quot;What's the matter, dear?&quot; she whispers as she steps into the room, &quot;Why are you down here at this time of night?&quot;

The husband looks up from his coffee, &quot;I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you  remember back then?&quot; he asks solemnly.

The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is. &quot;Yes, I do&quot; she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily. &quot;Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?&quot; &quot;Yes, I remember,&quot; said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. &quot;Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, &quot;Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?&quot; &quot;I remember that, too&quot; she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... &quot;I would have gotten out today.&quot;
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<title>LESBONICS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100780</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-08</pubDate>
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1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .. 

A licker cabinet. 

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... 

A Klondyke. 

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... 

Militia Etheridge. 

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? 

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... 

Fur Traders. 

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... 

A Lickalotapuss. 

 

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... 

Well Hung. 

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... 

She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... 

Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ... 

Lick-a-likes. 

11. What's the definition of confusion? ... 

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? 

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 

100 people that don't do dick.
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<title>6 TRUTHS OF LIFE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100760</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-08</pubDate>
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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus,
or occasionally pee on yourself... 

You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.
SPRING IS ALMOST HERE! :)
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETCHEEKS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99920</link>
<pubDate>02-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Happy Birthday Sweetcheeks. I know that you are going to be partying for 3 days so I'm getting an early start to the BD!
Tuesday our dear SC turns another year older.
Gift#1 Your very own V-Rod
Hope you like the colour!
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<title>BK OPEN HOUSE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98640</link>
<pubDate>19-FEB-08</pubDate>
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BK is having an OPEN HOUSE to celebrate a new beginning for our BIKER KISS FAMILY!
It will be a potluck and a concert.
Maybe we can get a Blues band together!
Please sign up with what dish you will bring to pass. Also sign up for what you can do performance wise for our big concert. I know that Redsunset will do something from one of her plays. 
OK, who plays instruments? 
DT, did you say that you were going to impersonate Larry the Cable guy? Good one love! LOL
We are having a PARTY!
Sign up sheets are at the door.
NO BAD ATTITUDES ALLOWED!
PEOPLE WITH BAD ATTITUDES WILL BE BARRED! TC, you're in charge of that love! :)
P.S. We also will be making plans for what riding events we can get together for in the Spring!
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<title>LEAP YEAR TRADITIONS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99780</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Leap Year has been the traditional time that women can propose marriage. In many of today's cultures, it is okay for a woman to propose marriage to a man. Society doesn't look down on such women. However, that hasn't always been the case. When the rules of courtship were stricter, women were only allowed to pop the question on one day every four years. That day was February 29th. 
St. Bridget's Complaint
It is believed this tradition was started in 5th century Ireland when St. Bridget complained to St. Patrick about women having to wait for so long for a man to propose. According to legend, St. Patrick said the yearning females could propose on this one day in February during the leap year.
Sadie Hawkins Day
In the United States, some people have referred to this date as Sadie Hawkins Day with women being given the right to run after unmarried men to propose.
Sadie Hawkins was a female character in the Al Capp cartoon strip Li'l Abner. Many communities prefer to celebrate Sadie Hawkins Day in November which is when Al Capp first mentioned Sadie Hawkins Day
Greek Superstition
There is a Greek superstition that claims couples have bad luck if they marry during a leap year. Apparently one in five engaged couples in Greece will avoid planning their wedding during a leap year. 

OK, BK girls tomorrow is Feb 29th! Snag those Harley dudes!
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<title>Tale of the Irish sausage</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98940</link>
<pubDate>21-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, 
they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

 Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and 
two glasses of Johnny Walker.

 Shamus said 'Now you've lost it.  Do you know how much trouble we will be in? 
We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!' They downed their 
Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on 
your knees and put it in your mouth.'  The barman noticed them, went berserk, 
and threw them out.  They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and  
more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. 
I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!
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<title>MEMORY LANE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98160</link>
<pubDate>16-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Looking back at the blogs from the past, the fun we used to have, the friends that have moved on. The BK of today brings a sadness to my heart.
Let's get BK back to where it used to be.
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<title>Nascar - Daytona 500</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98060</link>
<pubDate>15-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Anybody going to Nascar on Sunday? Would give my eye teeth to go even more to go to Bike Week.
Jersey, looks like we may have to braid Tony Stewart's hair. Got any hair ties? LOL
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<title>CAN'T RESPOND TO THE BLOGS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=96661</link>
<pubDate>06-FEB-08</pubDate>
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IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING PROBLEMS RESPONDING TO BLOGS? WHEN I TRY TO RESPOND NOTHING HAPPENS!!
OF COURSE IF YOU ARE HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM YOU CAN'T RESPOND TO THIS EITHER! LOL
I'M A PREFERRED CUSTOMER &amp; I CAN'T BLOG! WTF?
BLOCKED BLAIT? YA THINK? LOL
My mother did say that my mouth would be the ruination of me! LOL
It does let me edit this however but that's all. So, who has the phone# to this place?
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<title>FRIENDS VERSUS BIKER FRIENDS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=96440</link>
<pubDate>04-FEB-08</pubDate>
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food 
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. 

FRIENDS: Will say &quot;hello&quot; 
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. 

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. 
 BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. 

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. 

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave 
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together 

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. 

FRIENDS: know a few things about you. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. 

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. 

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, &quot;I'm home!&quot; 
 
FRIENDS: Are for a while. 
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
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<title>GO PATRIOTS! YOU ROCK!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93900</link>
<pubDate>19-JAN-08</pubDate>
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WIN! WIN! WIN!
SO, who thinks the Patriots are going to WIN the Superbowl?
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<title>Name Dynamal's Electra</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94840</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-08</pubDate>
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We had so much fun naming Springer's bike. Let's name Dynamal's new bike!
No, TTT, we're not going to call it Treasure the Hobo! LOL
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<title>The Bathtub Test</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94420</link>
<pubDate>22-JAN-08</pubDate>
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During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director, ' How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' 
'Well ,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub .' 
Oh, I understand, 'said the visitor.  'A normal person would use a bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 
No .' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?' 
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT YOUR BED NEXT TO MINE? LOL
OK, Who has the pic of us Michigan Hooligans in my claw foot tub at the cabin?
Post it Sher! LOL
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<title>GIVING UP WINE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94200</link>
<pubDate>21-JAN-08</pubDate>
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
&quot;If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?&quot;
&quot;No I had to stop drinking years ago,&quot; the homeless
woman told me.
&quot;Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?&quot;
I asked.
&quot;No, I don't waste time shopping,&quot; the homeless woman said.
&quot;I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.&quot;
&quot;Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?&quot;
I asked.
&quot;Are you NUTS !&quot; replied the homeless woman. &quot;
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!&quot;
&quot;Well,&quot; I said, &quot;I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.&quot;
The homeless Woman was shocked.. &quot;Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting.&quot;
I said, &quot;That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine.&quot;
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY BYZANTIUM!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94000</link>
<pubDate>20-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Hey Kevin. Hope you're having a very happy birthday. Don't tell me....you're watching the football game and havin a few beers! Hope it's a happy one for you love.


Irish Patti
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<title>DEEP, REGARDING YOUR DREAM..........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93660</link>
<pubDate>17-JAN-08</pubDate>
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It doesn't let me respond to your DREAM blog! HMMMMM....
I  just want to say that I hoped that it wasn't a WET DREAM! LOL
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUBURBAN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93540</link>
<pubDate>16-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Happy Birthday Sher.
Hope it's the best ever, 

Love, 

Irish Patti
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<title>WORDS TO THE WISE!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91860</link>
<pubDate>04-JAN-08</pubDate>
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MOONSTRUCK IS BACK AS SOULMAN626. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! LOL
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<title>LAST POSTED, DATE STARTED OR MOST POPULAR</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91781</link>
<pubDate>03-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Is anyone else having problems with how the blogs are sorted or is it just me? I want to view by LAST POSTED.When I go to the sorter box on the right and change it to LAST POSTED it reverts back to DATE STARTED after each blog that I view. Tech Support says that they have it fixed for me but it isn't fixed. Is anyone else having this problem or is it just me? Am I having another bloody senior moment? LOL
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETFLLADY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90840</link>
<pubDate>28-DEC-07</pubDate>
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HOPE YOUR DAY IS AWESOME.


irish Patti
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<title>Nollaig aoibhinn go leir</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90180</link>
<pubDate>23-DEC-07</pubDate>
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There are so many Merry Christmas wishes out there thought I'd better do one in Gaelic. Merry Christmas to one and all. May you be so blessed in the new year and may it bring renewed hope to you all.


Irish Patti
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<title>Who gets laid off by e-mail?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89140</link>
<pubDate>17-DEC-07</pubDate>
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My co-worker &amp; I come in to work today. No sign of the boss. Go to our e-mail and we got laid off effective today.
What sort of work ethics is that?
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<title>CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88360</link>
<pubDate>14-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Yup!
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<title>BK BLOGGING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88320</link>
<pubDate>14-DEC-07</pubDate>
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HMMMMM
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<title>ALIENS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88040</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
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ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.   

 YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.
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<title>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88020</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Little girl to mom
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<title>The green stars</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87640</link>
<pubDate>12-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I think that they denote who the preferred members (gold members) are.
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<title>The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87620</link>
<pubDate>12-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Men all over the country are urging their wives 
and sweethearts to get this &quot;chic&quot; new procedure. 
The going rate on the East Coast now exceeds $10,000.

But most men feel it is well worth it.
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<title>AND I USED A GUN..........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86540</link>
<pubDate>06-DEC-07</pubDate>
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HMMM, maybe this is what I should have had!!! LOL
A giant mouse trap!
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<title>Has everyone forgotten...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85880</link>
<pubDate>03-DEC-07</pubDate>
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that this is a biker site? Just buried a dear Harley rider friend today and came on to the blogs for some solace. Solace, my Irish arse! Thought I was on a roller derby or teenage site. Excuse me while I try to find the real BK site where we used to have fun and people respected the word biker and what it stood for.
Peace out, 
Irish Patti
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<title>George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85240</link>
<pubDate>30-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... 
 
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! 
 
 
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... 
 
 
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... 
 
 
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... 
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... 
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... 
 
 
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... 
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... 
 
 
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... 
 
 
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... 
Problem solved.....
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<title>MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83040</link>
<pubDate>13-NOV-07</pubDate>
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IT CAN BUY A BED - BUT NOT SLEEP
IT CAN BUY A CLOCK - BUT NOT TIME
IT CAN BUY YOU A BOOK - BUT NOT KNOWLEDGE
IT CAN BUY YOU A POSITION - BUT NOT RESPECT
IT CAN BUY YOU MEDICINE - BUT NOT HEALTH
IT CAN BUY YOU BLOOD - BUT NOT LIFE
IT CAN BUY YOU SEX - BUT NOT LOVE

SO you see, money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away all your pain and suffering........
SO SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SUFFER FOR YOU!


LOLOLOL
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<title>Signs that you are too drunk would be...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82840</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-07</pubDate>
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You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 
Job interfering with your drinking. 
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. 
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! 
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! 
You can focus better with one eye closed. 
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. 
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you 
At AA meetings you begin: &quot;Hi, my name is... uh...&quot; 
Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm. 
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
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<title>How To Stop A Wife From Smoking</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82240</link>
<pubDate>09-NOV-07</pubDate>
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LOL
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<title>You know you're really trailer trash when...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82220</link>
<pubDate>09-NOV-07</pubDate>
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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is &quot;out of your league&quot; bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of &quot;Most Admired People.&quot;

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying &quot;Hey, y'all watch this!&quot;

Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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<title>Going Hunting in Michigan</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81860</link>
<pubDate>07-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Beaverton, MI
Don't forget to look under the trampoline! LOL
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<title>Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81720</link>
<pubDate>07-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I only had one officer Mr. Keg.
Back off Barney,I've got a piece.
Want to race to the station, Sparky?
I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
You'll never get those cuffs on me..You Pussy!
Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
Officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer?
Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
Excuse me. Is &quot;stick up&quot; hyphenated?
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
&quot;Bad Cop! No Donut!&quot;
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
&quot;Lets do it different this time.. I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow&quot;
Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on &quot;COPS&quot; last week on TV?
You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
So,you &quot;on the take&quot; or what?
That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
You know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.
Is it true that people becbecome policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
Hey, you look like that girl I fucked a few...
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<title>WELCOME CALLAN VICTORIA</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81420</link>
<pubDate>05-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My daughter Karen gave birth to her first child Nov 4th. Callan Victoria came into the world at 9:30 last night. She weighed in at 7 lbs 14 oz and is 19 inches long. Will go see the little cherub after work.
Thank you Callan for not arriving on opening day of deer season! LOL
Meanwhile in London, England my niece was in labor with her baby boy. Don't have details yet.
It was a baby bunting weekend.
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<title>FULL MOON</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79780</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
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I heard today on the radio that the full moon tonight will be 14% brighter than past full moons of this year. Does that mean that people are going to get even crazier?
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<title>Biketoberfest roll call</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79740</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
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Check in Badbat, RK, and all atWe want pics NOW! LOL
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<title>OLD LADY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78401</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this lady: 
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: &quot;Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldoesss?&quot; 
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: &quot;Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.&quot; 
The old woman then asks: &quot;Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand...rrunns by bbaatteries ? 
The clerk responds, &quot;Yes we do.&quot; 
&quot;Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?
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<title>WOMEN'S REMOTE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78300</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
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I need one of these! LOL
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<title>HALLOWEEN PARTY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77140</link>
<pubDate>12-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the 
Halloween
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good
time to be spoiled by not going. 
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided
go
to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with
him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. 
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left
his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as
far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
drinks he
finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off
they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.
Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would
make up for his outrageous behavior. 
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had. Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much? He replied,
I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill
and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
poker
all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that costume
playing
poker all night! she said with unashamed sarcasm. 
To which the husband replied, Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,
apparently he had the time of his life
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TTT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74240</link>
<pubDate>28-SEP-07</pubDate>
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TTT''s real birthday is Monday October 1st. I want to be the first to wish you a happy, happy birthday TTT.


Love Fergie
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<title>Philosophy</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74000</link>
<pubDate>27-SEP-07</pubDate>
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1.&quot;I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful things that money can buy.&quot; -Tom Clancy
2.&quot;You know &quot;that look&quot; women get when they want sex? Me neither.&quot; -Steve Martin
3.&quot;Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.&quot; - Woody Allen
4.&quot;Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.&quot; -Rodney Dangerfield
5.&quot;Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.&quot; -George Burns
6.&quot;Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships.&quot; -Sharon Stone
7.&quot;My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.&quot; -Steve Jobs (Founder of Apple computers)
8.&quot;My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch.&quot; -Jack Nicholson
9.&quot;Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.&quot; -Barbara Bush ( And you didn't think that she had a sense of humour)
10.&quot;Women complain about premenstrual syndrome but I think of it as the only time I can be myself.&quot; -Roseanne
11.&quot;Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.&quot; -Billy Chrystal
12.&quot;According to a new survey women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where of course, men are just grateful.&quot; -Robert De Niro
13.&quot;Instead of getting married again I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.&quot; -Rod Stewart
14.&quot;See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.&quot; -Robin Williams
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<title>REFRESHER COURSE FOR FIREARMS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73240</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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1.  An armed man is a citizen.  An unarmed man is a subject. 
  
2.  A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 
  
3.  Colt:  The original point and click interface. 
  
4.  Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 
  
5.  If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 
  
6.  If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 
  
7.  Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 
  
8.  If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 
  
9.  Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 
  
10.  The United States Constitution (c)1791.  All Rights Reserved. 
  
11.  What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand? 
  
12.  The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore
 the others. 
  
13.  64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 
  
14.  Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.             
  
15.  Know guns, know peace, know safety.  No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
          
16.  You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. 
  
17.  911:  Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer. 
              
18.  Assault is a behavior, not a device. 
  
19.  Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer. 
  
20.  If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson. 
  
21.  Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
 them. 
  
22.  You have only the rights you are willing to fight for. 
  
23.  Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more 
  
24.  When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create
 slaves. 
  
25.  The American Revolution would never have happened with gun
 control.
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<title>Blonde's flat tire</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71520</link>
<pubDate>14-SEP-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases 
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the 
car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and 
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude 
bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly 
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, &quot;What is 
going on here?
&quot;My car broke down, Officer&quot; says the woman, calmly.
&quot;Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the 
road?!&quot; asks the Officer...

&quot;Hello, those are my emergency flashers!&quot;
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<title>Zen Truths</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71040</link>
<pubDate>11-SEP-07</pubDate>
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1.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3 It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it.
4.Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.
5.Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6.Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
8.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11.If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was probably worth it.
12.If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13.Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.
16.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17.Duct tape is like The Force.  It has a light side and a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.
8.There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19.Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. That might be why God gave you two ears and only one mouth.
20.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21.Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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<title>LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=68460</link>
<pubDate>30-AUG-07</pubDate>
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John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He always is in a good mood and has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing he would reply: If I were any better I would be twins! 
He was a natural motivator.
I said you can't be a positive person all the time. 
He replied: Each morning I wake up and say to myself you have two choices. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood so I choose to be in a good mood. 
Each time something bad happens I can choose to be a victim or I can learn from it.  
Every time someone comes to me complaining I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. Life is all about choices. When you cut away the junk every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood. 
Several years later I heard that he was involved in a serious accident. I saw him about six months after the accident. 
When I asked him how he was he replied: If I were any better I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars? 
I declined  but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. 
He said: As I lay there I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or I could choose to die. I chose to live. 
Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness? I asked. He said...the paramedics were great. 
They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER I saw the expressions on the doctor's faces. In their eyes I read he's a dead man. I told them I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive not dead. 
He lived thanks to the skill of his doctors but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. 
Attitude is everything. Do not worry about tomorrow for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34. 
After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
RB
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<title>Easy Rider Rodeo Roll Call</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=65960</link>
<pubDate>19-AUG-07</pubDate>
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What an awesome and fufilling weekend. Who's home? Check in.
Teach&gt; Check
Crazy &amp; Rene&gt; Check
InTheWind1&gt; Check
James&gt; Check. Where he should be. Happy trucking!
Charlie Bull&gt; Check
Sweet Cheeks &amp; Jeff&gt;Check
Suburban &amp; God&gt;Check
Bam
Rascle&gt;Check
RK &amp; Katrina In motel getting lucky! LOL
Crusin&gt;Check
Irish Patti&gt; Check

If I forgot somebody, sorry I'm so sleep deprived!
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<title>LOVE IS GRAND</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=64900</link>
<pubDate>15-AUG-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Here's some different humor...
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to &quot;how big is my behind?&quot;
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
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<title>Breast Alphabet for the lads</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63660</link>
<pubDate>10-AUG-07</pubDate>
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&quot;A&quot; is for Awesome 
&quot;B&quot; is for Bouncing 
&quot;C&quot; is for Creamy 
&quot;D&quot; is for Dark 
&quot;E&quot; is for Euphoric 
&quot;F&quot; is for Fake 
&quot;G&quot; is for Gigantic 
&quot;H&quot; is for Hangers 
&quot;I&quot; is for In-Your-Face 
&quot;J&quot; is for Jiggly 
&quot;K&quot; is for Killer 
&quot;L&quot; is for Licking 
&quot;M&quot; is for Milky 
&quot;N&quot; is for Nippy 
&quot;O&quot; is for Orgasm 
&quot;P&quot; is for Pierced 
&quot;Q&quot; is for Quality 
&quot;R&quot; is for Ripe 
&quot;S&quot; is for Sucking 
&quot;T&quot; is for Tiny 
&quot;U&quot; is for Underwater 
&quot;V&quot; is for Virtual 
&quot;W&quot; is for Wet 
&quot;X&quot; is for X-ray 
&quot;Y&quot; is for Yummy 
&quot;Z&quot; is for Zat's all folks! 
&quot;Well, did I get them all right??
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<title>VIETNAM LEGACY RIDE IN MI</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59362</link>
<pubDate>25-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Vietnam Veterans Moving Wall
August 4th, 2007
Starts: 8:30 AM - Newaygo VFW 
Ride Leaves: 10:00 AM
Arrives: 11:30 - 12:00 PM - White Cloud Airport
A motorcycle gathering of Vietnam Veterans, Veterans of all wars and of all those interested in welcoming home the heroes of the Vietnam War.
This will be a much deserved and long overdue welcome for soldiers from the Vietnam War.
Come join us as we ride together in tribute to their efforts to keep our country and the world free. A chance to show them this country appreciated all that they gave when it need them. All gave some and some gave all. It's time to let them know we are glad they were there for us to protect and defend our way of life.
We will gather at the VFW on M-37 in Newaygo, Michigan on August 4th, 2007 at 8:00am. WE will have a police escort from there and leave promptly at 10:00am for a 65 mile tour of the country side. About an hour and a half ride. We will have a Police escort into the White Cloud Airport where the Moving Wall of Vietnam Veterans will be displayed for all to see.
You can disagree with the war, but love our soldiers.
The Wall by Catherine Anne McNeil
I walked along that long black wall, with names as far as I could see. 
Friends I knew in childhood now etched in memories.
I've touched their names so many times, remembered them with love.
I walk along, the rain pours down, tears from heaven above.
I watch a Vet, deep in thought, pain across his face.
He walks a mother to the wall; he's taken his friend's place.
She reaches out to touch a name, the one that was her son.
They pause together in the rain, their memories a bond.
The men who fought, the men who died, their names for all to see
Their lives so brief, fallen short, a page in history.
We can't forget what they had done, so many years ago.
Sacrifices they have made the bravery they showed.
I walked along that long black wall,crying in the rain.
For all those men who've touched our lives, we'll never see again
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<title>UPDATE:Need prayers for Al</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61120</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Friends, please pray for my good friend Al who moved from MI to FL 2 months ago to take care of his father. He crashed his Harley into a tree on Sunday. He was in a coma and they talked about pulling the plug. They were taking him for another cat scan and he woke up from the coma. He is in very critical condition.
Thanks, 
Irish Patti
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<title>I'm confused about membership issues.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60840</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
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I have dudes wink at me saying that they are not a golden member but would like to get together. I'm confused as to how people can view and send if they are not members. So, what all can non members do? And what are we paying for that they can't do?
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<title>Why condoms come in pkgs of 3,6,12</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59960</link>
<pubDate>27-JUL-07</pubDate>
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A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of That in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks,'Why are there 3 in this package?' 
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.' 'Cool' says the boy. 
He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.' 
WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
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<title>WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59340</link>
<pubDate>25-JUL-07</pubDate>
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She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. 
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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<title>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=56842</link>
<pubDate>16-JUL-07</pubDate>
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be too afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
8. Chapped lips? Rub chicken poop on them. It won't ease the chapping,
but it will keep you from licking them.
9. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are. You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
And finally ... Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
One out of every four people suffer from a mental disorder. If you have
three friends, and none of them have a problem -- well .... you do the
math!
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<title>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50761</link>
<pubDate>22-JUN-07</pubDate>
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* 40-ish...........49.
* Adventurous......Slept with everyone.
* Athletic..........No breasts.
* Average looking....Moooo.
* Beautiful.....Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure...On medication.
* Feminist........Fat.
* Free Spirit...Junkie.
* Friendship first...Former Slut.
* New-Age...Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned...No B.J.'s
* Open-minded..Desperate.
* Outgoing......Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional........Witch.
* Voluptuous......Very fat.
* Large frame.....Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate...Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

* Yes.........No
* No.........Yes
* Maybe........No
* We need.....I want
* I am sorry.....You'll be sorry
* We need to talk..You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead..You better not
* Do what you want..You will pay for this later
* I am not upset...Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight..Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

* I am hungry...I am hungry
* I am sleepy..I am sleepy
* I am tired.....I am tired
* Nice dress..Nice cleavage!
* I love you...Let's have sex now
* I am bored....Do you want to have sex?

* May I have this dance?...I'd like to have sex with you.

* Can I call you sometime?....I'd like to have sex with you.

* Do you want to go to a movie?...I'd like to have sex with you.

* Can I take you out to dinner?...I'd like to have sex with you.

* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit...I'm gay.
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<title>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46480</link>
<pubDate>04-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.  So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment .

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America .
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<title>GRAND OPENING BK SPA AND FITNESS CENTER</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42963</link>
<pubDate>07-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
BK spa and fitness centre is now open and located next to DD's Cafe &amp; Coffee shop. Way too much consumption of baked goods, etc. Need to get these lads in to work out.
Bring on the eye candy and start benching!
We are now hiring.....
Director - irishpatti
Manager - AngelIndizguise -Bam
Receptionist - Jersey Angel
Nutritionist - Suburban
Trainer - BadBat
Transportation person - James
Laundry attnt/towel person-Katrina
Security 1 - sweet cheeks
Security 2 - mspyder
Lifeguard - Angel4iron
Masseur for the ladies - TC
Masseuse for the men - TTT
AR/AP - Dyna Thom
Waxing the ladies - Roadking
Manicurist
Nurse - Cruisin
Personal trainer and massage therapist - #154 Mr. Irons
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<title>Thank you Springer</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45140</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Thanks so much Springer for the print that I received in the mail yesterday. It's awesome. I'll look for a frame this weekend and hang it up at my cabin.
It was fun being a part of naming your bike.

Again thanks, 
Irish Patti
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<title>Name Springer's bike...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41100</link>
<pubDate>23-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Let's name Springer's bike. My vote is HUSSY since Springer's license plate is SUYT!
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<title>BLESSING OF THE BIKES, BALDWIN MI</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44460</link>
<pubDate>18-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Hope everyone has their directions to the cabin. I'm packed and ready to roll as soon as I get out of work. Mentally I'm already halfway north. 
Crusin, Vtwin, suburban and friend coming tomorrow for bloody Marys and breakfast. Crazyrider and friend arriving Saturday two ish. Got a friend riding in this evening. Not sure about PMS yet. 
Charlie Bull we'll hook up with you noonish at the Blessing by the high podium where everyone takes pictures of all the bikes. It's up by the main stage.
Sher, Crusin says to pack swimsuit and river shoes in case it's real hot. 
The Little Manistee river is always so cold. BRRRRRR
The men will definately lose their Willies if they venture in. LOL
Anyone else interested in hooking up e-mail me. No hidden profiles please....no ax murderers! LOL
We'll be riding down to Baldwin Saturday to hang out and check the booths. Then the Rodeo at Hawg Heaven in Irons. Then on to the party at the Harley twins......mental note Irish bring moonshine  cherries. Stop at the Oak Grove in Irons and have a cookout and bonfire. 
Bloody Marys and breakfast Sunday and head to the Blessing. 
Ride safe everyone.

Peace out, 
Irish Patti
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<title>DON'T PUMP GAS ON MAY 15TH</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43360</link>
<pubDate>10-MAY-07</pubDate>
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NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 

Don't pump gas on may 15th ...in April 1997, there was a &quot;gas out&quot; conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices.  Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.

There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.

If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.

If you agree (which I can't see why you wouldn't) resend this to all on your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th&quot;
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<title>WELCOME HOME ALPHA COMPANY FROM IRAQ</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41980</link>
<pubDate>29-APR-07</pubDate>
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Plumbing problems @ the cabin...told the plummer he had to go. Dead heading back to GR to welcome our Alpha Company home to GR from Iraq.
After seeing what I saw today, I now forgive you Americans for shunning my Vietnam Vets. 
I'm rolling in from Irons speeding to the Delta Plex.... all my Harley friends are riding side by side.
The sight that I saw touched my very heart and soul.
450 Harleys rolling, sounding like thunder bringing our lads home.
First and foremost I would like to thank the Patriot Guard who organised the cavalcade.  I would also like to thank my club members from the All American Motorcycle Club. I am so very proud to a member and watched you all welcome our Alpha Company home.
In addition I would like  to thank:
The Christain Riders
The Outlaws
The Abate Chapters # 5, 8 and 11, if I missed any chapters please correct me.
Iron Thunder
The Ugly Mothers
And to all of you rode that I didn't notice who were, I thank you also.
I know that you all rode with the same love in your hearts that I had for my Vietnam Veterans when I worked at Rhein Main AFB in Frankfurt Germany.
I WANT TO SAY WELCOME HOME ALPHA COMPANY FROM THE VERY BOTTOM OF MY IRISH HEART.
WOO HOO!
WOO HOO AGAIN!
Be happy lads, put the memories behind you and love and cherish your families.
You're home where you belong !
Thanks again.

Peace Out,
Irish Patti
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<title>4 SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42060</link>
<pubDate>30-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. IT IS IMPORTANT TO FIND A MAN WHO WORKS AROUND THE HOUSE, COOKS, CLEANS AND HELPS CARE FOR THE KIDS AND WHO MAKES MONEY.
2. IT IS IMPORTANT TO FIND A MAN WHO LOVES TO SPEND MONEY ON YOU AND SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME.
3. IT IS IMPORTANT TO FIND A MAN WHO'S GOOD IN BED AND WHO LOVES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
4. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT THESE THREE MEN NEVER MEET!!!!!
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