Blogs for james77075.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIT

30-APR-09

HBDTY HBDTY HBD HBD HBDTYYYYYYYYY !!!!

i have been so lucky having you and VnM in my life for the past 2 years

I Love You

Merry Merry and a Happy Happy

24-DEC-08

hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year....I know I will......;p.

Economic Stimulus Payment

27-JAN-09

..this was sent to me today...thought it would be a good laugh...;p

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic
> Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I
> will explain using the Q and A format:
>
> "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
> "A. It is money that the federal government will
> send to taxpayers.
>
> "Q. Where will the government get this money?
> "A. From taxpayers.
>
> "Q. So the government is giving me back my own
> money?
> "A. No, they are borrowing it from China . You
> children are expected to repay the Chinese.
>
> "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
> "A. The plan is that you will use the money to
> purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
> economy.
>
> "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
> China ?
> "A. Shut up."
>
>
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US
> economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
>
> If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will
> go to China .
>
> If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez,
> the Arabs and Al Queda
>
> If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan .
>
> If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
> Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
>
> If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea .
>
> If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
>
> If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in
> Afghanistan
>
> If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to
> Nigeria .
>
> And none of it will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America . You can
> keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales,
> going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer
> (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
> businesses still in the US.

New Years Resolutions

01-JAN-09

ok...here we are again. a new year with new hopes and dreams....but what do you want to change? want to do?

Romantic

03-DEC-08

ok..for those that know me..and those that think you know me..and those that dont. i would like to know. what is romantic to you....what do you like or think is romantic.....;p

Spread the Wealth

19-OCT-08

lolol....yea right...take from those who work..and give to those who dont........;p

piggyback

01-OCT-08

trucking down to laredo,tx. have buttercup with me. may have a day or two to kill and get a little riding time. honk if you see us...;p

IKE

11-SEP-08

anyone near galveston area or houston area need a place to crash...hollar...have got much...but gonna ride it out here...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

05-SEP-08

HAPPY HAPPY CHROMESPIKES!!!

does anybody think......

15-FEB-08

..that this free health insurance will be free????.....well to those who dont work or are here illegal maybe just wondering

oh well.....

24-FEB-08

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still Heavily sedated from a Difficult four hour, surgical Procedure A young student nurse appears to Give him a Partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my Testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles Black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment And sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and His testicles in the other, lifting and moving them Around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's Nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and Says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen Very, very closely..... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - B a c k ? ..................;p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY......

22-FEB-08

......Night Nurse...;p

Calgary,Alberta. Canada

21-FEB-08

..is it cold up there?? forgot to check before i took this load...lolol on my way. ..lunch in Amarillo,Texas....;p

Eagle Pass,Texas

30-JAN-08

well.. .looks like i may be stuck in Eagle Pass till saturay or monday. hauled a 200ton press here to be taken across the border to mexico...for the Lear Corp. but as usual when dealing with border crossings they dont have the equipment to handle this type of equipment.. .and here i sit.. .lol...;p

WHERE TO BUY YOUR USA-GAS

02-FEB-08

Gas rationing in the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even be good for us! The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should return the favor. An interesting thought is to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car, you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia Just buy from gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill-up the tank, I am sending my money to people who are trying to kill me, my family, and my friends. I thought it might be interesting for you to know which oil companies are the best to buy gas from and which major companies import Middle Eastern oil. These companies import Middle Eastern oil : Shell........................... 205,742,000 barrels Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels Exxon /Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels Marathon/Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels Amoco...........................62,231,000 barrels Citgo......................from South America , from a Dictator who hates Americans If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18 BILLION! (oil is now $90-$95 a barrel) HERE are some large companies which DO NOT import Middle Eastern oil: Sunoco................... 0 barrels Conoco................... 0 barrels Sinclair.................. 0 barrels BP/Phillips.............. 0 barrels Hess.......................0 barrels ARC0...................... 0 barrels All of this information is available from the Department of Energy and each is required to state where they get their oil and how much they are importing. To have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of gas buyers. But it's really simple to do. Now, don't wimp out at this point.... keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!! I'm sending this note to about thirty people . If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) .. and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers !!!!!!! If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it ..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!! Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. How long would that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next eight days

Lost

14-JAN-08

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."

milwaukee,wisconsin

12-JAN-08

who is here.....'cause i am also.......;p

The Retrosexual

06-JAN-08

>>Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retrosexual movement. The Code : A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natura l disaster, you DEAL WITH IT. A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself. A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I saluteyou. A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.) A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code. A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title. A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV. A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness fo r women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it. A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you. A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey. A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot. A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting. A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be. A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to shoot. Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexaul may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a majo r body part. When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face. A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance. A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils. A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a bli zzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank. A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he **** well wanted it to land. A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country. A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him. A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !

Southbound......

06-JAN-08

Well I'm Southbound, Lord I'm comin' home to you. Well I'm Southbound, baby, Lord I'm comin' home to you. I got that old lonesome feelin' that's sometimes called the blues. Well I been workin' every night, travelin' every day. Yes I been workin' every night, traveling every day. You can tell your other man, sweet daddy's on his way. Aww, ya better believe. Well I'm Southbound. Whoa I'm Southbound. Well you can tell your other man, Sweet daddy's on his way. Got your hands full now baby, as soon as I hit that door. You'll have your hands full now woman, just as soon as I hit that door. Well I'm gonna make it on up to you for all the things you should have had before. Lord, I'm Southbound. Yes I'm Southbound. Whoa I'm Southbound, baby. Said I'm Southbound. Well I'm gonna make it on up to you for all the things you should have had before.

Grandma's Boyfriend

15-DEC-07

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend" The minister fainted.

The Mistress

15-DEC-07

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely, stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

MERRY MERRY..AND A HAPPY HAPPY

03-DEC-07

hello.

what would you like to tell your squeeze......

27-NOV-07

I Love You.....;p

Lexington,Kentucky

12-NOV-07

sittin here at the truck stop...killin time....

Little Johnny

14-NOV-07

Fascinate A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." "That was good," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not 'fascinating'." Sally raised her hand and said, "My family wento to see rock City and I was fascinated." "Well, that was good, Sally," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate'." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. Finally, she decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said: "My aut Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." Editor: Score another one for Little Johnny, !

Good MorningY'all

12-OCT-07

good morning BK people..... have a good day. safe ride.....

grandpa and grandson bonding moment

11-OCT-07

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.' A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'! A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'The boy replied, 'Then go fuck your! self! Grandma made these for me.'

a reason not to drink...

05-OCT-07

...A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

casper,wy

28-SEP-07

looks like i am stuck in casper..lol

Lone Star Ralley

30-JUL-06

..who is or plans to go??

3 Little Words

26-AUG-07

I Love You dont say it...you may never hear it dont hear it...you may never feel it say it everyday...you will know it

just sittin here in moncton,newbrunswick

26-AUG-07

hte weather is great...just sitting here....nothing to do...lol...;p..till morning....lol

ok...take your freak in bed test scores....

10-JAN-07

add them to who you fancy..and take your vitimans.....;p

Freak in Bed Test....i got a 57

25-SEP-06

Body: : Body: FREAK IN BED TEST GET A PICE A PAPER AND NUMBER 1-13 AND NO CHEATING!! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.. 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASRTO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? A. SPRINT/CINGULAR B. VERIZON C. T-MOB./NEXTEL D. ALTEL E. CRICKET F. SUNCOM G. BOOST MOB 11.PICK AN ANIMAL A. LION B. LIZARD C. SNAKE D. MONKEY 12.PICK A TOPPING A. CHOCLATE SYRUP B. HONEY C. WHIP CREAM D. NUTS 13.WHICH WAY? A. UP B. DOWN C. SIDEWAYS NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK========= ***ANSWERS**** 1. A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS 2. A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS 3. A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS 4. A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS B. CHERRYS---..

whats on your headboard???

20-OCT-06

...ok....keep it clean....sorta....lol....;p

BK Garage Sale

08-AUG-07

got something you want to sell or trade....post it here.

protection

20-JUN-07

My sister, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men." Perfect, my sister thought, and took the dog. Then one day, two men in a parking lot approached her, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.

lying about age

20-JUN-07

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

church lady

13-JUN-07

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

Discrimination

10-MAY-07

what are your thoughts?...lol...;p

Priceless...

09-MAY-07

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, gently stopping his car at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." Priceless

this is sooo true.........

25-APR-07

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

ok.this is cool...

25-APR-07

i just saw this on tv...its a solar charger for your ipod...phone...pda...etc. would be good to have on that long ride away from a power outlet... 3Wdot mysoldius dotcom check it out...see if it will work for you...

One of the simplest yet most brilliant ideas I?ve seen in a

22-APR-07

Pee Test Like a lot of folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck.. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their behind. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this on if you agree....just copy...paste...and send to your friends...enemys...and local..state..and federal representives......oh..better add this disclaimer....this was sent tome in an email....not my words....but words i like.....

how many ladies

19-APR-07

here on BK have there own bikes and ride them. whatcha got and post a pic.... ty...tyvm...;p

HAPPY EASTER Y'ALL

08-APR-07

hope everyone is haveing a good weekend with family and friends...

REAL OR MANMADE???

05-APR-07

made ya look huh? ( . )( . )..lol ;p ..ok..which do you prefer...regular or synthetic oil(710) and why?

what would you do......

28-MAR-07

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understan d things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, who is mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story: Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps. Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning." Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat. At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball. However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact. Th e first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher. The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!" Catching his breath, Shay awkwa rdly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home. All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay" Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third!" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, "Shay, run home! Run home!" Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team. "That day", said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, "the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world". Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day! AND NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces. If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the "natural order of things." So many seemingly trivial interactions betwee n two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process? A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them. You now have two choices: 1. Delete 2. Forward May your day, be a Shay Day. ________________________________

anything...

24-MAR-07

...you would do different....even though you know it may change where you are at....and who you know.

flat belly.....

20-MAR-07

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." If you don't forward this joke in 5 minutes you will have bad sex for fifteen years!

hhhmmmmwhatcha think ??....

20-MAR-07

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor, which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published but with your help it will get published via cyberspace! New Immigrants From: "David LaBonte" My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Dave LaBonte (signed) Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register: Dear Editor: So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry. Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture. Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity. Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France and Japan. None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people. When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl. And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags. And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet. (signed) Rosemary LaBonte P. S. Pass this on to everyone you know!!! KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING!! I hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation!!

ya wanna get to know a little more about someone here...?

19-MAR-07

...well..put their id in the blog search...and get a little more insite to how they think...lol;p

writings from super educated individals.........

19-MAR-07

>Actual writings from hospital charts: > >1. The patient refused autopsy. >2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. >3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. >4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very >hot in bed last night. >5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. >6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it >disappeared. >7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly She also appears to be >depressed. >8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. >9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. >10. Hea lthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but >forgetful. >11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. >1 2. She is numb from her toes down. >13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. >14. The skin was moist and dry. >15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. >16. Patient was alert and unresponsive >17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. >18 She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she >got a divorce. >19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical >therapy. >20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. >21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. >22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. >23 Skin: somewhat pale but present. >24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. >25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities > > > I shall pass through life but once. Let me show kindness now, As I shall >not pass this way again. ( William Penn)

duhhhhh!!!

18-MAR-07

ok..if you're gonna wink at someone...wanting to get to know them better...you need to make your profile searchable...lol...;p

just a few riddles...

16-MAR-07

X-RATED RIDDLES Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. X-RATED RIDDLES Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch! OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch! OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody..;p

bad gas....

10-FEB-07

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No. What do you mean?" "You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Finished, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 72 years old. I get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here!"

can you guess this one??? ;p

09-FEB-07

>Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer >on your own. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think >this >one through. > >At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of >the earth: >One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting >"oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman. They are both thinking >the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Don't look down. > >Don't look down. > >Don't look down > > >

God has a sence of humor!!!

30-JAN-07

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

sounds fair......

30-JAN-07

a man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the door shut and said; "Now tell him you have a headache."

Daytona...who is going?

29-JAN-07

hey...post your route..travel dates....where ya staying...

Brokeback Mountain...

27-JAN-07

Broke Back Mountain Lady A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He retur ned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

Guts vs Balls

27-JAN-07

Who are some of the bravest people? Who have the most courage? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in Death. hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i love this kid....

24-JAN-07

A boss wondered why one of his most-valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child. "A policeman." wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A helicopter," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: "ME."

anyone know where i can get one of these...

24-JAN-07

The Bullfrog . . . A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true.... no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!"

a risk worth taking

23-JAN-07

There is a risk involved in everything Everytime you share a smile Everytime you shed a tear You are opening yourself up to hurt. Some people tread slowly through life, Avoiding the closeness risk brings, Side-stepping the things they can't understand Turning away from those who care too much- Those who care too long, Those who hold too tightly. There is never an easy way to love You can not approach it cautiously It will not wait for you to arm yourself. It does not care if you turn away It is everywhere, it is everything. Love is the greatest of all risks. It is not reliable, it is not cautious, It is not sympathetic It is unprejudiced and unmerciliess. It strikes the strongest of mind, And brings them to their knees in one blow. Even in the best of times, love hurts. It hurts to need, it hurts to belong, It hurts to be the other part of someone else, Without either of your consent. But, from the moment it overtakes you, It hurts worse to be all alone. The risk of love never depletes; It grows stronger and more dangerous with time. But, it's in the total surrender of all defense, That we, no matter weak or strong, No matter willing or captive, No matter what, we truly experience love. Despite the many things love is not, Outweighing it all are the things that love is. Love is surrender without a loss. It is a gift without the cost. It consumes your every thought & desire, Every breath you take. It is the fire that fuels you To do more than pass through life; It urges you, instead, to live. No matter the outcome, having felt love, You will never be the same. It may scar your heart & soul And Leave you only memories of forever. Or, it may cause every day of your life To feel like there is no need for tomorrow. But, love is worth it. It is worth the risk... For in all of life, Love is truly the only risk worth taking not my words...but words i like

so.....how many

08-JAN-07

news years resolutions did you make..... ....did you break......;p

i know this is korny but....

07-JAN-07

whats your sign....lol.....;p

well......see y'all.............

26-DEC-06

NEXT YEAR!!!! HAHAHAHA HAPPY HAPPY!!!! ;P

well... i hope everyone has a

19-DEC-06

Merry Merry..and a Happy Happy

weather

30-NOV-06

i know some are so hard core...it doesnt matter what the weather but for the others...check this out.

nuther tech question

15-NOV-06

ok...i just spun the splines out of my clutch hub....for the second time in about 750 miles the shaft splines look good..no wear. wasnt gassin on it....have been....what would cause it...have asked several mechanics. some have seen it before..some never before.

THE ON-GOING P*SSIFICATION OF AMERICA

13-NOV-06

Damn the truth do hurt.................... Don't know the author but grateful to the good friend who shared this with me........hugs to all ~ thanks bev -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: HEAT WAVE 2006, THE ON-GOING PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA Arnie and I have had a lot of fun the last few weeks chiding America for its "shock" at the "surprising" heat wave griping the states in, of all times, the middle of summer! There is more to it than the obvious sarcasm surrounding people being surprised at the completely predictable and totally precedented heat wave gripping the nation. Yet again, we are watching the pussification of America in action. Just as with Hurricane Katrina months earlier, we have a front row seat to the arrogance, complacency and complete disintegration of the American population as it reacts to something as seemingly simple as the weather. The arrogance, of course, is tied into the bogus belief that global warming is real and that we, as tiny little peons on this big, beautiful planet have any say whatever over the Earth's survival. As I have documented time and time again, we are nothing when compared to the planet and we are no more a threat to this globe than the house fly. Unfortunately, admitting that would acknowledge our insignificance as a people and we are so devoid of self esteem we are completely incapable of that. Additionally, we arrogantly believe that since we are causing the problems in our climate (which we aren't) we should be able to change, stop or control them rather than allow people to die. One of Rob's truths of life is on display here; Mother Nature always wins. We can't stop, control or mitigate hurricanes anymore than we can the heat??? all we can do is prepare and react??? we are at the mercy of powers greater than we can understand, explain or even define. Deal with it. The complacency is tied directly to the pussification of America. We live in a time when convenience, not necessity, is the mother of invention. The only things we embrace as a culture are those that are quick and easy. We work for very little and want for everything. We expect it all, but also believe it will and should be handed to us. There has never been an easier time to be a citizen of the Unites States than right here, right now. Yet, we report higher levels of stress than ever before. Hell, even our kids say they are stressed! Our laziness, complacency, and entitlement mentality is at an all time high and it takes a power the size of Mother Nature to remind us just how insignificant we are. Here we are, America 2006; 75% of us own our homes. We make more money than 90% of the world can even dream of making. Poverty in America is literally defined as having ONLY one television set (I am not making this up!). We live longer than ever, we have nicer, bigger and more cars than all of the other nations in the world combined. We have spent the last 4 years at war in Iraq and have tragically lost 2,500 soldiers. In World War II, we lost 10,000 soldiers in one day when we landed at Normandy. Welcome to America, 2006, where we own more air conditioners per capita than any nation on Earth, have more choices as to where to go to cool off than anyone, yet we bitch, moan, whine, complain and demand that something be done about the oppressive heat. Imagine the arrogance of demanding something be done about the weather! People try to use the "problems are relative" argument, which is of course, complete horseshit. For the purpose of this article, however I'll play along. You're damn right problems are relative, and when we consider a heat wave in the summer to be a problem we are demonstrating the disintegration of our society as we become the soft, lazy Americans the rest of the World has been seeing for decades. The truth is that when life gets too easy, we have no idea what hardship is. When we are handed everything, we have no idea how to work for anything. You want to claim problems are relative and I say look at Africa. Those people live deprived lives from the word go in the hottest place on Earth and guess what? They're a hell of a lot tougher than we are. God forbid if they ever become an industrialized nation??? with all that they've been through and all of their appreciation for hard work and sacrifice they'd be the new Super Power. Try to explain to the World War II generation why it is that we have problems in America today. I'm sure they'd be riveted by the challenges you face of having to drive 3 miles for a hamburger and being forced to decide which Coach purse will match with your CBGB shoes you lazy fuck. Please spare me the tripe that "they died so that we could have it this easy," because that's malarkey too. All of the great Americans that came before us died so that we wouldn't do what we're doing now; take our lives, our lifestyle and our freedoms for granted. Not only are we not honoring all of those who suffered before us, we're actually spitting in their face. America as a whole needs some boot camp. The next time some wiener whines about the 100 degree heat in August, rather than parade him in front of news cameras and make him a victim, someone needs to get in his face and tell him to suck it up, quit complaining and get back to work. The next time some loser bitches about $3 gas, rather than uttering "I feel your pain," someone should remind that person that driving is a privilege and they can always walk. These were the types of things we said to each other in this country 50 years ago??? back when this was still America. V/R // SIGNED// Amanda N. Gourley, SrA, USAF

got anything to say?

12-NOV-06

say it here....anything about anything....hhmmmm

did you VOTE today??

07-NOV-06

if not...dont b$$ch!!!

have you ever noticed...

05-NOV-06

...just how much more beautiful a woman is when she is in love. there is a glow about her.....:) there are many more things to add...so........add

vegas

03-NOV-06

...if you are going..how are you traveling? car...boat???..train...palne...truck..or 2wheeler??.......inquiring minds want to know.....;p

also a favorite one of mine...

31-OCT-06

..hope you like it too......;p I don?t believe in superstars, organic food and foreign cars I don?t believe the price of gold, the certainty of growing old That right is right and left is wrong That north and south can?t get along That east is east and west is west, and being first is always best But I believe in love I believe in babies I believe in Mom and Dad And I believe in you I don?t believe that heaven waits for only those who congregate I like to think of God as love, He?s down below, He?s up above He?s watching people everywhere, he knows who does and doesn?t care And I?m an ordinary man, sometimes I wonder who I am But I believe in love I believe in music I believe in magic And I believe in you Well I know in all my certainty What?s goin? on with you and me Is a good thing Its true I believe in you I don?t believe virginity is as common as it used to be In working days and sleeping nights, that black is black and white is white That Superman and Robin Hood are still alive in Hollywood That gasoline?s in short supply, the rising cost of getting by But I believe in love I believe in old folks I believe in children And I believe in you

cool one...

31-OCT-06

Break me down, you got a lovely face going to your place now you got to freak me out Hey! You?re a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I?m on top of it When I dream I?m doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off, the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full You?re so fine, It won?t be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face (Chorus) Baby girl you want it hard to be a star you?ll get down on it T (Chorus)

how far would you go...

29-OCT-06

...to meet the person who caught your eye...heart ...or your love? ;)

...anyone here ..

29-OCT-06

.who doesnt have a past? or at least some small carryon baggage? ..lol... you should never hold someones past against them. because your own could come back to haunt you. ...;

where are you??

27-OCT-06

.i see there is anothe MIA...where are you.?

ok Maneater....just for you...

25-OCT-06

...whats in your drawer???....;p

i like this one......

17-OCT-06

i like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favorite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say "No" Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out Now I did, you wonder why I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self respect While you're passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out Now I did, you wonder why Why not before, you never tried Gone for good, and this is it I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favorite damn disease And I hate the places that we go And I hate the people that you know And I hate the way you can't say "No" Too many long lines in a row I hate the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out Now I did, you wonder why Why not before, you never tried Gone for good, and this is it

seattle now...

12-OCT-06

well..had a good time in regins,sk....partied with mick....met a lot of nice people in canada...yea.go figure..lol.... but now i am in seattle,wa anyone out here? going to the stones ? drop me a line...;p

birthdates....

05-OCT-06

post your date....you can leave off the year...lol...i did this once before..but i guess it was censored...lol oh yea....mine...o6/o7/1957

The Rolling Stones...

05-OCT-06

well y'all...sittin here in Regina,Sk....got the stage steel up..now for the lights and sound. it will be up by tomorrow nite for the first show. and the party saturday nite!!! ..ROCK N ROLL....

well...whatcha think.......;p

05-OCT-06

How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YO U MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food

we have all been there.....without a paddle

27-SEP-06

now you can see the real place!!..........;p

The Dumbing Down of America...what are your thoughts?

26-SEP-06

The "Dumbing Down" of America I concur with the current (1996) majority opinion of sci.research.careers, from observation and personal experience, that pursuit of education in science in order to obtain well-paid employment is generally not a good idea. However, there's another thought that's been festering in the back of my mind for awhile, and I think that now would be a good time to raise the issue. Speaking for the U.S., where most of the people with these concerns are posting from, I am concerned that we are in danger of becoming a nation of uneducated, ignorant followers. I am also concerned that this seems to be a part of the unstated goal of some of our country's leadership. Numerous examples exist where formerly outstanding public educational systems have been ransacked for funds, resulting in poor curriculums and students less capable of thinking. Glaring case in point: California, which up until the recent several regimes had an excellent public school system, and which now is mediocre at best (the UC campuses notwithstanding). So, I wonder if by advocating that students NOT select the more demanding fields, we as advisors and mentors are unwittingly playing into some larger agenda, perhaps aimed at "dumbing down" the population. Forrest Gump made it because he was lucky, not because he was stupid. Unfortunately, there are many people who seem to believe the latter. Even worse, the current crisis in science employment tends to support their view. The nagging question is, do you advise people NOT to study demanding curricula because there probably won't be jobs, or do you advise them to do exactly that because their knowledge and abilities will be what we need in order to survive as a country/world/species? Frank Heasley, Ph.D. Principal FSG Online biotech-jobs

love connections

20-SEP-06

...ok..have there been any...a simple yes or no is good enough....;p

stuff to do

18-SEP-06

this was sent to me by chromespikes...another BK member... Recently entered events on the Texas page are marked as "New Listing" New items listed: 11th Annual PigStye Pasture Party 2006 Biker Bash and Charity Raffle 2006 River Rat Run 2nd Annual Biketoberfest 2nd Annual Lost Pines Motorcycle Run 3rd Annual Grim Reaper Bike Rally 3rd Annual Swapmeet 4th Annual Brown County Ironhorse Bike Rally 5th Annual CT Cruisers Bike Rally 9th Annual Boo Benefit 9th Annual Texas Motorcycle Rally Charity Run Dawgs on Hawgs II Dimebag Darrell Remembrance Ride & Concert Dragonslayers Firefighter Motorcycle Club 4th Annual Benefit Run Heart Of Texas Howl-o-ween Bike Rally Lenses for Learning Fun Run Night of the Coyote Rhodenbaugh's 5-Stop Buckle Run Ride For The Fallen And The Wounded Second Annual Roadkill Rally Summer Dayze II Texas Gulf Coast National Bikefest Texas Honor Ride Fundraiser Timeout Sports Bar & Grill First Annual Football Kickoff Bike Run VFW Post 9761 - 4th Annual Harley Davidson Raffle Wog Unity Ride If you fail to find a new entry please click "Refresh" or "Reload" on your browser

hey guys....

14-SEP-06

...hey...if you dont want to accidently view another mans profile..while on chat.....go to the top where is says "show" click on it and it will show only ..ladies....men...or all. i know it happens when you are about to click on a name..and the position changes when a person leaves or enters chat..and you click on someone you didnt wnat to...or did you??..lol....;p

my pleasure

13-SEP-06

well...i have met 2 of the lovley ladies on here...and have talked to many. headed out on the road again....leavin houston headed.....;p

my pleasure

13-SEP-06

well...i have met 2 of the lovley ladies on here...and have talked to many. headed out on the road again....leavin houston headed.....;p

has anyone seen....

28-AUG-06

the movie ...Worlds Fastest Indian??... it was funny and a true story....;p

ok...now...who on this site

15-AUG-06

...would you like to catch their eye? ;p

priceless...

03-AUG-06

MasterCard WEDDING >> >> >> >>You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding >> >>that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper > and >> >>even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 >> >>guests... >> >> >> >>At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a >> >>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone > for >> >>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. >> >> >> >>He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank > his >> >>new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of >> >>his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyo ne a special >> >>gift >> >>just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including > the >> >>wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, >> >>and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was > a >> >>n 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had >> >>gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private > detective >> >>to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' >> >>reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd > and >> >>said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in >> >>the >> >>morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately > >> > >after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the >> >>charade, as if nothing were wrong. >> >> >> >>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 > guest >> >>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best >> >>man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy >> >>has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a >> >>MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this: >> >> >> >>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........ >> >>$32,000. >> >> >> >>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000. >> >> >> >>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500. >> >> >> >>The look o n everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride >> >>and the best man having sex..........Priceless. >> >> >> >>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's >> >>MASTERCARD >> >>

who on this site...

02-AUG-06

...catches your eye?

what do you think of my juggs

02-AUG-06

i like my juggs also...native american...not too big..not too small..jussstt right tell me what you think of my juggs

changing numbers??

01-AUG-06

why does the number of people who view you go up and down...hhmmmand you get a message of an email on your main email addy...but go to BK..and no email is there?

SOB

12-JUN-06

Secure Our Borders!!! tell me whatcha think? and have you written your represenatives and senators???