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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115741</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-08</pubDate>
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Happy Birthday to IRISHPATTI HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. AND THANKS TO ALL VETS!
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINNY!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115681</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-08</pubDate>
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Just wanted to stop by and wish Cinnamongirl a Vaery Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one girl! Nanna and Tom.
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<title>Agging</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115541</link>
<pubDate>02-NOV-08</pubDate>
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet , with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.




GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
6) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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<title>Little Metal Box</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115381</link>
<pubDate>27-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Dear God,
Every single evening 

As I'm lying here in bed, 

This tiny little Prayer 

Keeps running through my head: 

   

God bless all my family 

Wherever they may be, 

Keep them warm and safe from harm 

For they're so close to me. 

  

And God, there is one more thing 

I wish that you could do; 

Hope you don't mind me asking, 

Please bless my computer, too. 

   

Now I know that it's unusual 

To Bless a motherboard, 

But listen just a second 

While I explain it to you, Lord. 

 

It holds much more than odds and ends, 

You see, that little metal box. 

Inside those small compartments, 

Rest so many of my friends. 

   

I know so much about them 

By the kindness that they give, 

And this little scrap of metal 

Takes me in to where they live. 

 

By faith is how I know them 

Much the same as you. 

We share in what life brings us 

And from that our friendships grew 

 

Please take an extra minute 

From your duties up above, 

To bless those in my address book 

That's filled with so much love. 

 

    Wherever else this prayer may reach 

To each and every friend, 



And each person who hits 'send'. 

   

When you update your Heavenly list 

On your own Great CD-ROM, 

Bless everyone who says this prayer 



  

  

 

  

Amen
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<title>The things we take for granted?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115121</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Is there one thing you just could not do without? Well I always thought I served folks meals, cleaned their homes, took care of those that just for one reason or another just could not do it themselves anymore. I cared for them in their last few days on earth and made them as comfortable as possible, and I feel I was very good at that. What I find I am no good at is asking my friends and family for help when I can not do things. We all  have our weaknesses and this is mine. To those of your that are unaware I was hit by a lady using an entrance ramp to the freeway as an exit ramp....and I am alive! But I am very roughed up. My husband tries to come home at least 3 times a week to replentish opened water bottles in the frig and frozen dinners that do not take the hulk to open. I have a long road to recovery but I will ride again...maybe next summer. My bike looks just about as bad as me, but hopfully they can put ole' Casper back together again. The doctors are working on me. Way too many of my friends have had to see me naked...god bless my friend that traveled 1200 miles to spend 5 precious days helping me he and I have been friends since we were kids. He said, you took care of my wife when she and I had a wreck and saved us tons of money we would have had to pay nurses for wound care. I know God does things for a reason so I am working on the asking for help thing...just hope no one else has this problem. So what can't you do with out? I guess mine is friends you don't have to ask their just there for ya like friends should be. Nancy
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<title>Back for a while</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115161</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-08</pubDate>
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I have not been on this site in a while stop by and see how everyone is make sure everyone I care about both neer and far are ok. I will be back online blogging since typing is the only thing my one finger can do right now. I promise to be nice, try not to offend and enjoy my old friends on here. When I am well and can go back to work I will blog less but right now I can not leave the house and bless my husbands heart he brought me the laptop so I have something to do. I have read so much my head hurts and I have worked 2 puzzles in 3 weeks on top of trying to do a little more for myself each day. Not looking for pitty just somone to talk to. Nanna
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<title>Open Invitation</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=113481</link>
<pubDate>19-AUG-08</pubDate>
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As most of my friends on here know I am working at the Kingwood Harley Davidson. On Firday the 22nd the ride home to Milwakee with be stopping at our newly opened dealership. The hooter girls will be the serving chicken, Miller Lite will suppling the stage for the bands that start at 4PM, the Miller Lite girls will be there, Miller Lite is also suppling a blow up big screen to watch the Texans/Cowboy game. Lots of things to see and do for the day so come by see our new store and listen to the bands. Hope to see you all there! The directions are easy..exit North park off of 59 in Kingwwod Texas you can't miss
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<title>Birthday Present!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=113281</link>
<pubDate>12-AUG-08</pubDate>
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Well I had a wonderful birthday weekend and I got to spend it with great company! Vickey (AKA Cool69) and I, went to Dallas to see some old friends! Thanks Guys I had a great weekend!
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<title>Friends...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=112361</link>
<pubDate>14-JUL-08</pubDate>
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You meet people who forget you.

You forget people you meet.

But sometimes you meet people you just can't forget...

Those people are your FRIENDS!
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<title>Fathers Day Surprise!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110721</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-08</pubDate>
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My husband Tom is the best father ever, he raised his children for many years by himself and that in it's self was a chore with a handicapped  daughter. But a fathers love is a great thing! So I wanted to do something special for him for fathers day. I had to tell a lie to get him to take the time off work though...but it was for a good thing! I told him since I started working for Harley I had to go to the ROT rally in Austin. He took 4 days off work and had a reload for him when he got back. So on Thursday morning as we loaded up to go to Austin (not really Austin), my husband was a bit confused when I said OK we're going out 105 towards Beaumont...he looked at me and said "thats not where Austin is Honey", " yes sweetheart I know, but we're going to take the scenic route. That night when we got our hotel room in Daphne Alabama, he said "You pulled one on me didn't ya". We met some old friends there in Alabama the in the morning we all headed to Natchez Mississippi and we rode the trail for the day headed down around Jackson in a really nice place we have stayed before while ridding the Natchez Trace Trail, and the Foot hills Parkway. They kinda know us there and are always happy to see us. But then the  next day our friends had to get back to Florida and we went on to Shreveport La to gamble a bit. Then on Sunday we headed down through the woods to come home. My husband said the ride was great but I also got him a shirt to go along with the ride it reads at first glance "I LOVE MY WIFE" but when you read all the small print in between it really reads " I LOVE when MY WIFE says go for a ride". The only thing that could have made it better was the kids being with us...but Labor Day they are all going to be here and we will all ride together! Hope all you days had a great Fathers Day. I know we were long over due a trip!
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<title>It's Been A Longtime a comming!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103960</link>
<pubDate>07-APR-08</pubDate>
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We have chosen to not renew our membership here and move on to happier times with folks that are really true friends. My last straw was an e-mail from a person we thought was a true friend, we have all been there for this person through thick and thin. I tried my best to stay in touch and even called when we moved closer to invite this person to go ridding. Today we recieved an e-mail asking us to delete this person from of contact list. Do not have a clue what we may have or not have done but this was the last straw for me. We have plenty of folks to ride with and only a few folks on here have bothered to keep in touch so we are sure you all will be to hear us say SEEE YA!!! Try to be better people and maybe someday you can be a better friend! Tom and Nancy
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<title>Keep Us In Your Prayers!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101760</link>
<pubDate>18-MAR-08</pubDate>
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All prayers deeply heart felt. Thanks to all that prayed for us as Tom has tripple bi-pass on the 10th, he is home and doing as well as can be expected. But keep us in your prayers. Thanks friends.
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<title>Ever been ask what your weaknesses were?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94860</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Well I am job hunting and they always ask that. I think my weekness is typing. I tell everyone I can spell but sometines my hands do not coperate. And my temper is my other weekness I am working on that one. So what are your weeknesses?
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<title>New Additions To Our Family</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93780</link>
<pubDate>18-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Finally both got time off to go pick up our Christmas presents...Are'nt they just darling. Casper the white on is Nancy's and Red is Tom's. Now if the weather will rise above 30 and stop raining we'll let ya know how they ride. LOL
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<title>Spam</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94320</link>
<pubDate>22-JAN-08</pubDate>
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I grew up thinking this was squirels, passums and mice. Today it is the junk mail like "Hey wanna see my pics?" (NO I do not); or "get your Colon Cleansed????" (No thanks trying to cut back on that); "Or want a loan?" ( Did I fill out a loan app?); Or "Wanna Chat?" (are you that lonley that you want to chat with strangers). But the bad thing is some of my e-mail goes there. I used to just delete the entire folder without looking...then freinds would call me; "are you ok"? I sent you an e-mail and you did not respond. So now I have to look to see whats in there. Am I the only one that gets this? How do they get your e-mail address can ya unsubscribe?? I have tried that open them ask to be taken off the list NOPE that does not work either. I am not the computer savy person here so any suggestions?
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<title>Loss of the only man who ....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85380</link>
<pubDate>30-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Today the motorcycle world lost one of our own! Evil Kenevel (man did I spell his name right??) But any way he was the only man I ever saw that did all his stunts on Harleys! He was my hero when I was little I wanted to be the female Evil. So as we say a prayer for his family we light a candle for the motorcycle world's biggest loss in a long time!
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<title>Did I hurt you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85660</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I have been accused of hurting people on this site. If I have hurt you in any way shape or form I am sorry. Manny is the only person I really hurt and I am sorry Manny I was misinformed. So please except my appoligy, that does not mean you have to like me just understand, and forgive me. Any one else I have hurt? Time for all my wrongs to to right! I try to be a friend to those I meet, I have not tried to hurt anyone I was angry at Manny and lashed out and I am sorry I triied to call her twice and do this but it seems this is where I did it so here it is I AM SO SORRY MANNY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!!!
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<title>Getting older....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75400</link>
<pubDate>04-OCT-07</pubDate>
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Ok as most of you know I do private duty nursing and I care for elderly folks in their home. I have just one question to ask. If your parent was getting older loosing their memory and starting to do strange things and the nurse caring for that parent told you there were meds that would help with this transition..would you not do all you could to help you parent take this transition with ease? Or because the meds are expensive and it would cut into your cut after your parent passes you hold off? So which way would you choose?
And second part is why as folks get older do they want to bathe and put the same dirty clothes on? Like there are thousands of dollars of clothes in the closet but they choose the same dirty outfit and DO NOT want it washed? What gives there? I have been around elderly folks for most of my adult life and have yet to figure that one out yet?
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<title>Christmas request</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85640</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Lets get it all over and done with and forget all the Nastyness from this past 6 months since these blogs have gone so badly that we lost all the happy people. Lets all get back to planning rides and get togethers like we used to. Thats what I really want for Christmas. Are you game?
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<title>Up all night can't sleep?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85200</link>
<pubDate>29-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Well if you can not sleep at night try righting all your wrongs. Try treating folks that cared for you and took you in like you appriciate them. Try not talking bad about everyone that has ever opened their door and welcomed you in. Be thankful for what you have not what you do not have. Some folks go through life hurting others at every turn they take. I have always tried to treat folks well have a good word for everyone, hold my tongue, but I can only hold it so long then the truth comes out when poked and proded. I try to be thankful for what God has given me...I try to thank thoose that have help me along my many journeys in life. Loss is painful and to my friend whom lost her brother today.....my heart bleeds for you....but he's with Moma now and they're looking down at us. Let's make em proud. To my other friend whom has a knife in my back right now...please remove it!
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<title>What are you Thankful for this Thanksgiving?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83341</link>
<pubDate>15-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I know we all have our own things we like...just wondered what your Thankful for this year at Thanksgiving.

Personally I am Thankful for my health, my husband, and his health too. Thankful for my friend Mark whom has come to live with us and our wonderful new home...and Insurrance Thank God for insurrance. (LOL).  I am so very Thankful for my friends and family that I will be spending this Thanksgiving with in our new home, and for all the blessings God has given me this year. Thank You God for a wonderful year.
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<title>Asking for PRAYER!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83320</link>
<pubDate>15-NOV-07</pubDate>
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In the middle of a wonderful step in our lives (buying our first home together), we have had a major tragedy. Last night our building which thank God was not attached to our home burnt to the ground...inside it was Harleytatsnrings new 2007 Ultra and our 2001 Ultra along with all of HTR's memories and lots of his furnishings he had put in there since Monday. I have yet to see the horrible sight Tom got home late last night and Mark of course was there and tried his best to save the bikes but got burnt in the process. No cause has been determined...but the fire Marshall will be there today. Just asking for all to pray God gets us through this horrific time and I want to thank God for no loss of life and for sparring my new home. In advance thanks for your prayers. Nancy
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<title>cancer scare!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80800</link>
<pubDate>31-OCT-07</pubDate>
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I saw something on the news tonight that says that fat people (especially belly fat) can double your risk for canser. But as a cancer survior I must say I was not over weight when I got cancer and actually not one of the folks taking chemo with me was over weight. So I personally do not think this is accurate. What do you feel about this study? I know there are plenty of us on here so please share your opion on this subject.
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<title>Welcome back!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80740</link>
<pubDate>31-OCT-07</pubDate>
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Welcome back Harleytatsnrings! We have missed you! I can not wait to see you. Rest lots, cause this moving thing will get ya down. Hey ladies he's coming to Texas and he's single! (yeap moma's pimping him out already and he aint even home yet.) LOL
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<title>Just trying to be my best....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80000</link>
<pubDate>26-OCT-07</pubDate>
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I am not the best, just try to be my best. Some want to ctitisize me about trying to be a christian, at least I try I fall and ask God to forgive me but I try can you say the same.
The Greatest Thing
?Now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love? (I Corinthians 13:13 NIV).
Spiritual maturity isn?t measured by how long you?ve been a Christian, or how much you know, or how often you go to church. Spiritual maturity is measured by the way you treat other people. It?s measured by the love you allow to operate in you. Corinthians tells us that one characteristic of love is that it is not rude. That means, when we are walking in love, we treat other people with courtesy and respect. Are you courteous to other people? Are you kind to the person at the check-out counter that may be moving too slowly for you? Are you gentle when you are driving down the highway and someone cuts you off? Are you patient with your family and coworkers? These are all characteristics of love. The Bible tells us that love is patient. It is kind. It does not envy; it is not proud. It is not rude. Love is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrong. Love never fails. Notice that these characteristics don?t have anything to do with feelings. Love is a choice. You can choose to walk in love toward people even when you don?t feel like it! Make the choice to do what is right. Choose today to show kindness and be courteous to others. Look for ways to cultivate the greatest thing in your life?love! As you do, you?ll move forward into the life of blessing God has in store for you.
A Prayer for Today
Heavenly Father, thank You for working in my life. Thank You for loving me so that I can show love to those around me. Keep me close to You, and help me be an instrument of love to those around me. In Jesus? Name. Amen.
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<title>Lifes Path</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78560</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
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Sometimes people come into your life and then they are gone..you wonder why God brought them to you what were you to learn from them...and why he let them hurt you so. Well I found this in my daily e-mail I get from a beloved pastor and thought I'd share it see I been praying since the week and and I figured this was my sign to let folks go that enjoy hurting me...I hope you find some inner peace with theis as I did....
Appointed Favor 

Today's Scripture 

?For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live? (Ephesians 2:10). 

Today's Word from Joel and Victoria 

God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, He?s already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, you?ll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into God?s blessings! When you really understand this principal, you?ll begin to get excited about every single day! You?ll have a spring in your step as you think about what blessing is coming next! It could be today. It could be tomorrow. It could be next week. Keep expecting. Keep believing. Stay focused on the fact that God has already released into your future everything you need to fulfill your destiny. Start declaring seasons of increase over your life. Declare that the favor is on you and opportunities are coming. As you do, you?ll move forward into the favor and blessing God has ordered for you!
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<title>Power of Angels</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75720</link>
<pubDate>06-OCT-07</pubDate>
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In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. 


Their father was gone.


The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. 


Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared.

Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds.

He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries.

Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either.

If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. 


I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. 

The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. 


No luck.

The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would listen that I was willing to learn or do anything. I had to have a job.

Still no luck. The last place we went to, just a few miles out of town, was an old Root Beer Barrel drive-in t hat had been converted to a truck stop. 


It was called the Big Wheel.

An old lady named Granny owned the place and she peeked out of the window from time to time at all those kids. 

She needed someone on the graveyard shift, 11 at night until seven in the morning.

She paid 65 cents an hour, and I could start that night. 

I raced home and called the teenager down the street that baby-sat for people. 

I bargained with her to come and sleep on my sofa for a dollar a night. 

She could arrive with her pajamas on and the kids would already be asleep

This seemed like a good arrangement to her, so we made a deal.

That night when the little ones and I knelt to say our prayers, we all thanked God for finding Mommy a job. And so I started at the Big Wheel.
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<title>R:word to the wise</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74060</link>
<pubDate>27-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Since phone calls and e-mails are not taken let me help some of you...there is a virus out there being passed around and it actually kills your computer and acts like your hard drive is  fried, I took mine to Circut City and they told me I had lost all pics on there...but I then took it to smeone else and they told me they could retrieve the info...so I had him take it and put it on an external hard drive. So as it was explained to me it is always possible to extract your pics from your hard drive thats how the cops bust those sick f**ks that look at child porn on thenet it is always on there even if you delete it. I am trying to help folks here that don't want my help...but thats me...just cause I don't like ya don't mean I can not be civil! Good Luck!
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<title>Crime is everywhere!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73340</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Ok this is not something that was sent to me it actually happened to me today!

I took my patient (90 yr old Lady) to WalMart today to do some shopping...she wanted to buy a gift card for her great grandson that is 2 months old so as the cashier started to check her out I told the cashier "she would like to purchase a $100.00 gift card," the cashier took a gift card swiped it punched in $100.00 and handed it to the little friend of her's standing there talking about lunch breaks. She then swiped another gift card and so I ask what was wrong with that card? She replied it says swipe another card, it must be a bad card. (I'm thinking yeah right!) But I keep my mouth shut. She finishes the transaction and told my patient her total and the lady gives her the visa card to swipe...I take my patient to the car load her bags in the car start the ar then ask her for the gift card she purchased, her credit card, and her reciept. She says why, when I explain she pulls out the reciept and sure enough sahe was charged for 2 $100.00 gift cards. So I left her in the car ask the security officer driving the lot to keep an eye on her and went inside and ask for a manager. We reviewed the tape and it was clear they had ripped off my patient. The manager gave me $100.00 cash back and I watched them take the 2 girls into the office...as I left the store the police showed up so my patient and I watched them load those girls into the car and haul them away. Staling from the elderly is the most hanious crime I think. Ever wittness something like this?
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<title>Ice Cream your soul!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73301</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. 

My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. 

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" 

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why , I never!" 

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" 

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. 

He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." 

"Really?" my son asked. 

"Cross my heart," the man replied. 

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes." 

Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. 

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the sou l sometimes; and my soul is good already."
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<title>Tech question</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73300</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Ok guys here is one for ya...My bike has been sitty all summer due to license being suspended I am leagal to drive again and I went to look at my bike and it has leaked a lot of oil this summer...Do ya think my cases are cracked or just a gasket problem? I have not touched it yet just went to go peek at it before I came to work last monday I get off work tomorrow and hey I can always take Tom's bike for a spin but I would rather take mine. Give me your thoughts...Please?
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<title>WHERE'S THE BEEF?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73280</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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This is the professor who wrote the piece below:

David W. Forrest, Ph.D., PAS, Dipl. ACAP 

Department of Animal Science

Texas A&amp;M University 
I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink.

The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef.

We personally are no longer eating at McDonald's, which I am sure does not make an impact, but if we pass this around maybe there will be an impact felt.

Please pass it on. Just to add a note, all Americans that sell cows at a livestock auction barn had to sign a paper stating that we do NOT EVER feed our cows any part of another cow. 

South Americans are not required to do this as of yet.

McDonald's has announced that they are going to start importing much of their beef from South America . The problem is that South Americans aren't under the same regulations as American beef producers, and the regulations they have are loosely controlled.

They can spray numerous pesticides on their pastures that have been banned here at home because of residues found in the beef. They can also use various hormones and growth regulators that we can't. 

The American public needs to be aware of this problem and that they may be putting themselves at risk from..
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<title>How's your Government doing as your rep.?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73281</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007


 

On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret" wrote:


 

Senators,


 

Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's offical language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. 


 

I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States . 


 

Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator... impeachment, recall, or other appropriate action is warrented. 


 

Worse, 4 of you voting against English as America 's official language are presidential candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd, and Senator Obama. 


 

Those 4 Senators vying to lead America but won't or don't have the courage to cast a vote in favor of English as America's official language when 91% of American citizens want English officially designated as our language.  


 

This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as political hacks... unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualifed to serve as President of the United States. 


 

If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a back-lash so stunning it will literally rock you out of your panties... and preferably, totally out of the United States Senate.
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<title>Good Morning My Friends!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72760</link>
<pubDate>21-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worring about the future.

God always gives his best to those who leave the choice to him.

A hug is a great gift....one size fits all and it's easily exchanged.

Laughter is God's sunshine. Take time to laugh for it's music to the soul.

And most importantly of all.....

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so that no one will believe them.

And do what ever you can for who ever you can...with what you have and where you are!
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<title>Only  the US would allow this!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72840</link>
<pubDate>21-SEP-07</pubDate>
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I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR 
National Anthem in Spanish ... enough is Too much! 
NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, 

Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, 
Portuguese, Greek, French, 

or any other language because of immigration. 

It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for 
word the way it was written. 

The news broadcasts gave a translation 
that's NOT even close. Sorry if this offends anyone 
but this is my country.

Let me make this perfectly clear!



THIS IS MY COUNTRY! 


And, because I make this statement 

DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! 

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. 

Welcome to come through like everyone else has. 

Get a sponsor! 

Get a place to lay your head! 

Get a job!

Live by OUR rules! 

Pay YOUR taxes! 

And 

LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER 

IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! 

AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT 

WE HAND OVER OUR 
LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL 

SECUR ITY FUNDS TO YOU




TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. 


I recieved this in an e-mail and thought this would be a good way to get it out to as many folks as possible.
So what do you think?
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<title>ALVIN, TX BLUE SANTA RIDE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70000</link>
<pubDate>06-SEP-07</pubDate>
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As some of you know there are a few of us on here that help out with the Alvin, TX Blue Santa Run and Bike Show. Here's the scoop!

Sunday September 16, 2007
Kickstands up at 1:30 P.M.
Bike Show
Silent Auction
Prizes
Trophies for the Bike Show

We would all love to see you come out and support the children of Alvin.  We made lots of happy faces last year, we also do shop with a cop where each child gets $100.00 and the parents get $100.00 for groceries. So please come help us make lots of children happy this Christmas!
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<title>Living Will???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70320</link>
<pubDate>07-SEP-07</pubDate>
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MY LIVING WILL 


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said

to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some

machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the

plug."



She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.


She's such a bitch.....
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<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY HDBLING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71660</link>
<pubDate>15-SEP-07</pubDate>
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We call him BIG DADDY, Bling and Jr But what ever you call him it is his birthday. This is the sweetest man alive very Loving, God given friend. No one else could have brought such wonderful man into our lives. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND!
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<title>Got a question for the men....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71340</link>
<pubDate>12-SEP-07</pubDate>
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How would you feel if your wife or girlfriend bought you a truck? Now it's our  money....money we have aquired together...but I found a really good deal today and I bought it...I am going to suprise him with it tomorrow...so guys do you like suprises? Or do you like to pick out everything?
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<title>Wear an old dress girl friend!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69901</link>
<pubDate>05-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

       Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you
       went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
       before I give him my answer."

       Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
       P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
       such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
       but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he
       takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne,
 dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell
       you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
       So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
       Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way
       with me two times!"

       Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
       with him?"

       Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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<title>marriage?????</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70680</link>
<pubDate>09-SEP-07</pubDate>
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". 

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" 

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. 

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. 

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him. 

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". 

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? 

"Your're with the"GOVERNMENT" ... 
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!!"
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<title>Mondays</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70780</link>
<pubDate>10-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Sometimes ya just gotta wonder...should I just stay here? Or should I start chewing so I can get on with my day?
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<title>Really seeing a city...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70600</link>
<pubDate>09-SEP-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
As most of you know there were a few of us that went gambling in Shreveport LA a few weeks ago, now that my life has slowed down a bit I would like to share with you our view of that wonderful city....This first pic is of the Court House a wonderful Historic City.
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<title>Clean Joke</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70100</link>
<pubDate>06-SEP-07</pubDate>
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. 
 
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came  to His
Repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the  door.
 
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10." 
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door 
And knock."   Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?   They  still are!
"A   cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)    Now,  pass it   on.
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<title>Stepping Back a bit</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67800</link>
<pubDate>27-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Hey have ya ever just felt your spending way too much time on this darn computer? Well thats where I'm at right now. I was gone for 2 weeks and I did not miss it a bit......sorry guys but my close friends called and checked on me. I will continue to blog a bit but not every day and so some of my fiends need to leave their comments on so I can check on them and their new rides and all ya know. Man can I drop a hint or what Troll? So I have not left just busy with life. Ride safe guys!
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<title>blocking</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69520</link>
<pubDate>04-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Wow I got a call from a friend this morning on my way to work and she informed me she had been blocked from numerious folks profiles.....hummmm...she rarley even looks on the blogs and never comments so tell me just why would you block someone if you never had contact with them? By the way she ask me to check and yeap I'm blocked too, I don't care think it's funny but why would you block someone and just what does that do?
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<title>Chrome is another year younger!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69880</link>
<pubDate>05-SEP-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Hey Girl Friend Happy Birthday!
Sorry I did't have a pic of a naked guy to go here!
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<title>HELP STOLEN TRUCK!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=64220</link>
<pubDate>13-AUG-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Everyone please help, my husbands 18 wheeler was stolen from our garage last night! This is our bread and butter.... and we need everyone from everywhere to keep an eye open for us. This is a brand new Kenworth W900 it is aqua green and has the words Scooter Trash on the back of the cab. On the doors it had Harley emblem and inside the bar and shield it said A&amp;R Transport, Joliet, IL. It had Texas tags R9RH30 and on the front fender the truck number was 715. This truck has a phumatic blower but was stolen with a drop deck that was sitting in the yard. Please help us find this truck!!!!! Thanks To my BK Family!
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<title>Grand kids really are grand!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=64000</link>
<pubDate>12-AUG-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My hubby's grand kids been here for a few days they have worn my little Jack Russell out check out nap time....
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<title>TROLL'S HAREM #2</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48500</link>
<pubDate>14-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Hey Sista's here's our new tag space. Seems sista Blait is being left out so here's her new blogg spot Love ya sista's
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<title>THOUGHTFULNESS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58121</link>
<pubDate>21-JUL-07</pubDate>
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On June 30th I got married and on July 4th my husband left to go to Oklahoma City for work he came back last night for a brief moment and he brought me this....I think I found a good one...just took me 5 yrs to hook him...but he was worth the wait...sometimes it's the little things in lfe that mean so much...at least to me it is. Do you like the suttle things, or the big jewlery and flowers?
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<title>Biker Tools</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=56560</link>
<pubDate>14-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. 
MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing seats and motorcycle jackets. 
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling mounting holes in fenders just above the brake line that goes to the rear wheel. 
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. 
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. 
VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. 
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your garage on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside a brake drum you're trying to get the bearing race out of. 
WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes. 
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying. 
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say, "Ouch...." 
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering a motorcycle to the ground after you have installe...
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<title>Please don't miss me too much</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=51740</link>
<pubDate>25-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I just wanted to make sure all my adoring fans will not miss me too much, I am being sprung in just a few hours so I will be out in the free world, enjoying life. Since I do have to pick up my injured cake lady and take her back to Dallas and finish any last minute wedding plans I will be making limited visits to the site for a while. Hey Houston clan, I will see you Friday and Dallas clan I will see you Wednesday! Please don't miss the Super Chicken too much I will be back with Mr. Super Chicken in tow. Until then.....
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<title>Right words wrong man</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46680</link>
<pubDate>06-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Well my oldtimmers has kicked in full speed ahead. This morning I was trying to say good morning to my sweetie, I pull him up on the BK IM list his pic is there and all. I start typing and for those of you that know me know it's a challange for me to type. I can work on just about anything but typing I did not take in school. So I type Good Morning Hiney! hit enter, and go on into how my days gone so far and thank you for the sweet e-mail this morning.....blah blah blah... all a sudden I look up and the poor man below my sweetie on the list is getting all my IM's. See oldtimmers. But hey the guy did look at my profile LOL  Sorry Buddy I can only claim OLDTIMMERS.
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<title>She's being Robbed</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45980</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.

"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed!" her attacker interrupted. "You're being raped!"

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.

"If you're doing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"
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<title>Fridays</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46081</link>
<pubDate>01-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Why is it everyone looks forward to fridays? Payday, well I get paid on Tuesdays. Last day of the work week? I work straight through the weekends. Just their good day? Well I guess Fridays are not a good day for some folks I know they seem to want to piss everyone off on friday see if they can ruin their weekend. Sorry can't ruin mine, I don't let nasty folks rent space in my head. How bout you do you let unhappy people ruin your day?
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<title>Handling Rejection</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45733</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.

"The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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<title>Phone Options</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45981</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
PHONE OPTIONS -
Phone up the mental health hotline and listen to your options.

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, spress 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down &amp; cry. You won't be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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<title>Heaven</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45983</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN 



  
The day finally arrived.   Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.   He is at 
the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed, 
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. 

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, 
it is certainly good to see you.   We have heard a lot about you   I must 
tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering 
an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short, but you have to 
pass it before you can get into Heaven." 

Forrest responds, "It sure is 
good to be here, St. Peter, sir.   But nobody ever told me about any entrance 
exam.  I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. 

Life was a big enough test 
as it was." 

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I 
know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. 
  
First: 
What two days of the week begin with the letter T? 
  
Second: 
How many seconds are there in a year? 
  
Third: 
What is God's first name?" 

Forrest leaves to think the questions 
over.  He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and 
says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, 
tell me your answers" 

Forrest replied, "Well, the 
first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? 
Shucks, that one is easy.   That would be Today and Tomorrow." 

The Saint's eyes opened wide and 
he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do 
have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit 
for that answer.   How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. 

"How many seconds in a year? 
Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about 
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." 

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? 
Twelve?  Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds 
in a year?" 

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's 
got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " 

"Hold it," interrupts St. 
Peter.   "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, 
though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give 
you credit for that one, too.  Let us go on with the third and final question. 
Can you tell me God's first name"? 

"Sure," Forrest replied, 
"it's Andy." 

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated 
and frustrated St Peter. 

"Ok, I can understand how you 
came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the 
world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?" 

"Shucks, that was the easiest 
one of all," Forrest replied.  "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY 
WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." 

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, 
and said: "Run Forrest, run."
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<title>new hurricane rules</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45982</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
If a racial joke bothers you or will offends please do not read any further..................


Subject: More fall out! 


Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something 
else 
to be pissed about. A black congress woman reportedly complained that 
the 
names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer 
some 
names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, 
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. 
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in a language 
that 
street people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans 
that regular folks couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation 
due 
to the racially biased language of the weather report. 

I can hear it now: A Houston weatherman says: 

"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like 
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category f o'! So grab yo' 
chirren, 
yo'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment sheltuh fo 
yo 
FREE shit
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<title>e-mail ability</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45861</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
K I got a problem, want to know if any of you can help. I am a prefered member and I cannot e-mail all of a sudden. I have tried to contact BK Gods but nothing! Can anyone help??
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<title>Excuse Me!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45734</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
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<title>Pickeled??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45732</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later , Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

Yes, I did." he replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

" Oh...she got fired too."
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<title>50 years of marriage</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45731</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together".

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,

"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.

"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.
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<title>oil crisis</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45700</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Garfields View Of The Oil Crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came 
to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
~~~ 
Well, there's a very simple answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that is purely geographical . 
~~~ 
Our OIL is located in 
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ALASKA 
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California 
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Coastal Florida 
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Kansas 
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Oklahoma 
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Pennsylvania 
and 
Texas 
~~~ 
Our 
DIPSTICKS 
are located in 
Washington, DC !!! 

Any Questions ??? 
NO? I didn't think so.
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<title>Trolls Harem</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43560</link>
<pubDate>11-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ok Manny is deleting the eureka Acc. blog so here we can all meet and continue to nurse our buddy back to health, you still needs us. Admit it Troll! Your life would be borring without you Harem huh?
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<title>MONASTERY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45144</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The Monastery
 
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.   The Priest
said, "Sister, this is a silent Monastery. You are welcome here as long
as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
 
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5
years.  You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "we will get you a better
bed."
 
After another 5 years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may
say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that
the food would be better in the future.
 
On her fifteenth anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called
Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
 
"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but bitch
since you got here."
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<title>Stupid husband award!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45137</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Honestly men do the stupidist things....
(Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a
guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.)

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &amp; Pawn Shop that sparked my
interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a
little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were
suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two
triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was
disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed
it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of
electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the
face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!!!

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really
needed to try this thing out on a flesh &amp; blood moving target. I must
admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and
thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give
this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some
assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser
in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and
disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of
water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long,
less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with
two itsy-bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my
best.....

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst
from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided
to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the
prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF
MASS DESTRUCTION

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over
and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal
position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire,
testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in
the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me
making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face,
undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note
of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap
yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from
your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst
would be considered conservative.

WOE IS ME DID THAT HURT!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure,
as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what
little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading
glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there???
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face
felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88
lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward
for their safe return.
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<title>Eureka Close ups</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44164</link>
<pubDate>15-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Hey just a few to be posted enjoy
Me and Sher
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<title>Do you own or carry a gun?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42985</link>
<pubDate>07-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 
3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.! 
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 
7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms. 
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians 
ignore the others. 
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians. 
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no 
safety. 
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. 
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer. 
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device. 
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer. 
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson. 
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to 
control them. 
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for. 
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make 
more. 
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create 
slaves. 
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun 
control. 
26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people
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<title>police humor</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42540</link>
<pubDate>03-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
These 16 Police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: Police giving citations. 


#16 "You know,  stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through." 


#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 


# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 


#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 


#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?  Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 


#11 "You don't know how fast you were going?  I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 


#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.  Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 


#9 "Warning!  You want a warning?  O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I 'll give you another ticket." 


#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 


#7 "Fair?  You want me to be fair?  Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 


#6 "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 


#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." 

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" 


#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.  We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 


#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours.   So you know someone who can post your bail." 


AND THE WINNER IS.... 


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?  You're right, we don't.  Sign here."
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<title>Happy Birthday Glideman!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42561</link>
<pubDate>03-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Happy Birthday Glideman, so just how old is lil Jackie today? How you had a good one tried to call you were not home, see I wanted to sing to ya! You knoew huh? Thats why ya did'nt answer. LOL
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<title>Names</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40882</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
So you have a bike do your frinds call you by a nick name? And secondly what is your real name, all we know here is screenname.

Does you bike have a name? Why did you pick that name.

Well My real name is Nancy, 
And my baikes name is Barney, I named it Barney after my dad then I painted it Purple to match the name.
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<title>How do you say NO!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40480</link>
<pubDate>18-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I have this major problem I have had it all my life. I will do everything in my power, including go without what I need to do what others want, I just can't say no. My friends know they can count on me for anything that is in my power, one freind tells me just say no. I just can't seem to do it. How do you tell a friend no when you know you should? I have actually became ill letting myself go to do for others after working my butt off at my own job and life bs. Help???
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<title>Detached or attached?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40181</link>
<pubDate>16-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Well to those of you that don't really know me this will make hardly any sence so let me explain. I work hosppice cases, I stay with patients their final weeks make them comfortable, ease their pain and help them make peace with people and things they need to make peace with, that's my job. Usually I have older patients, this last casae was a wonderful peaceful man 55 yrs young that had so lived his life and has a great circle of friends and I have become; for the first time in my career attached to this group of loving, caring folks. So for those of you that have wonder where I been, I have been decompressing and without my bike, hard to do, I have walked the beach, had a manicure and pedicure, tomorrow I get my hair cut. I need my bike to finish this process I always go for a long ride after I loose a patient I did'nt get attached to now I loose one I care about and my bikes in the shop. I need to ride. Can you relate to that?
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<title>51%???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38581</link>
<pubDate>06-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ok guys Opra just said 51% of women in america are single. So next time ya say I can't find a woman I'll say your not looking because over 1/2 of the women are single. She also said 70% of black women are single. So what do ya think? Are we single cause we want to be or cause we figured we can do it ourself?
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<title>TELL IT LIKE IT IS!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38427</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Good for him!!! 
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right. 
AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! 
Right on, Andy Rooney! 
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: 
  
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. 
  
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. 
Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. 
  
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer.  You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. 
  
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! 
ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? 
  
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. 
  
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. 
  
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability. 
  
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! 
  
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. 
  
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. 
  
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. 
  
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. 
  
I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor. 
  
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. 
That doesn't stop you from watching them. 
  
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. 
  
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" 
  
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! 
  
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. 
  
And if you don't like my point of view, tough... 
  
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!  AMEN! 
  
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up, lay down and BE QUIET!!! 
  
If you agree, pass this on, if not delete...
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<title>A way of life?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38074</link>
<pubDate>03-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars 
to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'experience...  The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.  If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste best.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride and ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The twisties - not the superslabs -separate the riders from the squids.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the
middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "roadrash" if you go down.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze .

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles,and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

"It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end."
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<title>Why send in the young men</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=37800</link>
<pubDate>01-APR-07</pubDate>
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I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old   to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.) 

They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. 

For starters: 

Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. 

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. 

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?" 

An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink. The average old guy, on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case..another convenient way to measure time!) 

An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 am. 

Old guys always get up early to pee. 

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. 

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. 

We like them almost better than naps. 

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... ER . One." 

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. 

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out. He's hasn't figured out that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and that a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head. 

 

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. 

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes. 

Share this with your senior friends.   It's purposely in big type so you can read it.
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<title>It's almost over.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=37640</link>
<pubDate>30-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
6 yrs ago tonight my darling Tonya Lynn died. This has been a hard day and I am so glad it is almost over. I miss you my darling baby girl.
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<title>Beauty or Not??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36882</link>
<pubDate>26-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer; he would be put to death. 

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. 

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with every one, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. 

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. 

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. 

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. 

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! 

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. 

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. 

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. 

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 

What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life. 

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. 

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. 

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened 

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. 

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night? 

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? 

What would YOU do? 

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY? 
 

 

 

 

 



Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. 

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. 

Now....what is the moral to this story? 


 



Scroll down 

 

 

 

 

 



  


The moral is..... 
If you don't let a woman have her own way.... 
Things are going to get ugly
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<title>NEW WORM ALERT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36825</link>
<pubDate>26-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Subject:  NEW WORM
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,  
&gt; &gt; orally, and by hand.
&gt; &gt; This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
&gt; &gt; If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or  
&gt; &gt; anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out  
&gt; &gt; your private life completely.
&gt; &gt; If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and  
&gt; &gt; take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
&gt; &gt; Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract  
&gt; &gt; (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
&gt; &gt; Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely  
&gt; &gt; eliminated from your system.
&gt; &gt; You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5  
&gt; &gt; friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling  
&gt; &gt; your life
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<title>HAPPY B-DAY COOL69!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36628</link>
<pubDate>24-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I know a lot of you don't know my room mate Cool69 but today is her 47th birthday and I hope everyone joins me in wishing her and fbf Happy Birthday ladies. Poor Glideman has his hands full today with 2 birthday girls (sorry Jack someone has to work) LOL.
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<title>Montel and MaryJane</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36560</link>
<pubDate>23-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Anyone see Montel on TV trying to get them to legalize Medical Pot? He says it helps with his MS. I know my husband was in lots of pain and I rolled lots of joints for him. One of the folks in his group therapy suggested it and it worked. So what are your thoughts on this?
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<title>You then and now?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36502</link>
<pubDate>23-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Most of us have pics on our profile but how about a baby pic what did you look like as a small tike? I was the tater gal! Stll am!
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<title>Ridding with new friends.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36308</link>
<pubDate>21-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Cool Vickey and I met up with Glideman and FBF and we spent a few of our Florida days with them what a good time love meeting new friends, and pictures are memories.
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<title>Mid Life Crises???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36331</link>
<pubDate>21-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Reasonable wife

 I have been  married 36 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
&gt; said,  "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no
&gt; money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 
&gt; good looking 18 year old.

&gt; Now, we have a beautiful house, two  nice cars, king size bed, money and a
&gt; 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping  with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me 
&gt; that you are not holding up  your side of things."

&gt; My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 
&gt; 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again 
&gt; be living in a cheap apartment, no car, no money and sleeping on a sofa bed.

&gt; Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your  mid-life
&gt; crises.
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<title>What really drives you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36306</link>
<pubDate>21-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What really drives you in life? For me I live to have fun and enjoy life but most of all there are 2 precious children I Love that drive me to make their world a better place since their mother died. Here they are, my driving force in life!
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<title>We have arrived in Florida</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33623</link>
<pubDate>01-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I just wanted to let all our friends know we arrived in Florida. My room mate had some busniess to take care of yesterday morning but we left town at 11a.m., we arrived in Pennsacola around 8:30p.m., we met up with Glideman and his crew about 6p.m., he rode with us the rest of the way in to Pennsacola. We all stayed at the same place and had a good time eating steak that was delivered and having drinks at the bar. We gave ole Al the piano player and education as we sat at his piano bar and ate and talked. Well St. Augustine today see all you in Daytona.
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<title>Tour Main Street Daytona</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34642</link>
<pubDate>09-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Just thought you all might enjoy seeing the things that make ya go hummmmm???
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<title>wet stinky pussy</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33622</link>
<pubDate>01-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
One day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, 
dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, 
put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. 

We didn't know what to call her, so we 
named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would 
let us know when we could come and get her. 

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." 
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', 
and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 
snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular 
occasion. 

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The waiting room was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 

"Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she 
now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows 
who the father is!" Then he closed the door. 

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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<title>Bank account of life.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33281</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Bank Account of Life
 
This is AWESOME.... something we should all
 remember.
 
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man,
 who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock,
 with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even
 though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of
 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.
 
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby
 of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room
 was ready.
 
As he manoeuvred his walker to the elevator, I
 provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet
 sheets that had been hung on his window.
 
"I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an
 eight-year-old having just been presented with a
 new puppy.
 
"Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."
 
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," he
 replied.
 
"Happiness is something you decide on ahead of
 time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on
 how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already
 decided to love it. "It's a decision I make every morning when I wake
 up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty
 I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed
 and be thankful for the ones that do.
 
Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open,
 I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away.
 Just for this time in my life.
 
Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from
 what you've put in.
 
So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of
 happiness in the bank account of memories! Thank you for your part in
 filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing." Remember the five
 simple rules to be happy:
 
1. Free your heart from hatred.
 2. Free your mind from worries.
 3. Live simply.
 4. Give more.
 5. Expect less.
 
Pass this message to 7 people except me. You will
 receive a miracle tomorrow.

(I say send it on if you like....   don't know about the "miracle")
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<title>Do you really want to retire to Alaska?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33280</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.  Finally sick of the
 stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
 humanity as possible.
 
 He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise
 it's total peace and quiet.
 
   After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
 door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
 
   "Name's Lars,  your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
 Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come.   About  5:00."
 
   "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
 folks.  Thank you."
 
  As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'."
 
   " Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink
 with the best of 'em."
 
   Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
 some fightin' too."

   "Well, I get along with people,  I'll be all right.  I'll be there,
 Thanks again."
 
   "More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"
 
   "Now that's really not a problem"  says Tom, warming to the idea.   "I've
 been all alone for six months!  I'll definitely be there.   By the way, what
 should I wear?"
 
   "Don't much matter .... Just gonna be the two of us."
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<title>29  Lines that will make you smile!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33220</link>
<pubDate>26-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.    He thought he was God and I didn't. 
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 
          


5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 
 
 
               


10.. Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes. 
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 
 
 
            
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 
16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 
18.. Procrastinate Now!   
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?      
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 
 
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.        
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith &amp; Wesson. 
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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<title>Birth given or nick name?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33160</link>
<pubDate>26-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
So I just have to ask cause my birth given name is Nancy but no one knows who you are talking about when you say Nancy, at least in Florida or WV. I have all brothers and no female cousins, there were no females in my neighborhood so they have always called me Sis. So how about you?
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<title>Just your friendship</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32804</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
JUST YOUR FRIENDSHIP

I seek nothing else, I have no higher aim.
I'm not laying ground rules nor staking a claim.
I feel good just knowing that you know my name.
Just your friendship, that's all that I want.
 
I won't hold you back and I want you to know
That if you change your mind, then I'll just let you go.
I made that decision a long time ago.
Just your friendship, that's all that I want.
 
I'll provide an oasis, a place you can rest,
A place in my heart for a favorite guest,
A spot that I've always reserved for the best,
Just your friendship, that's all that I want.
 
You will be like a bird who is free in its flights,
Who soars down at random from eagles' nest heights
And brings with each visit such joys and delights.
Just your friendship, that's all that I want.
 
You're safe with me, friend, and you always will be.
As long as I live, you can count upon me.
You're a dove that is loved, but who always is free.
Just your friendship, that's all that I want.
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<title>Granny's new bike!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32803</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Granny's Got a Bike!

My family thinks I'm crazy,
for buying this new bike.
Well, who taught them to ride,
when they were little tikes?

It seems like everybody wants me
in my rocking chair,
knitting blankets, socks and mittens-
but, there's so much more out there!

Well, I have got a wake up call!
You think that I'm too old,
and should be staying in the house-
so I won't catch a cold?

Listen up! I'm on my way!
I'm getting out of here!
I'm peddlin' and I'm peddlin'-
so keep those sidewalks clear!

I've got my safety helmet on-
so darlings don't you fret.
Cause Granny's got a brand new bike-
you aint seen nothin' yet!
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<title>New Hallmark Cards</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32802</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry! 


Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. 



Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?" 


Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband 



How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? 

 
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind. 




As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me. 


Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.



 
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike! 

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise. 

 
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. 

 
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep
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<title>Just checking in!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32801</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
This is Jesus, passing through, 
Thought that I might check on you. 
Is your day going well, my friend? 
I always have an ear to lend. 
   
  
If you decide you need to talk, 
Or side with me on a short walk; 
I'll gladly take your hand in Mine 
And listen to you for a time. 
   

 
 

   
You see, I'm not so busy that 
I can't take time with you to chat; 
Or even lend a listening ear, 
Because you see, I'm always near. 
   
  
I'll help to dry a tear or two; 
I'll take away all fear from you. 
I'll keep you warm when you are cold, 
I'll comfort you when you grow old. 
   
 

   
I'll cast the shadows from your day, 
And give you sun to guide your way; 
I'll lift you up when you are down, 
A smile I'll give to cover your frown. 
   
  
And when the day turns into night, 
Your needn't fear, it'll be alright; 
For I am just a prayer away, 
Just call on Me ~ I'll come and stay.
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<title>Am I shrinkable?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32800</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
LORD, SHRINK MY BODY OR STRETCH MY CLOTHES

Lord, shrink my body or stretch my clothes.
I've gained more weight and heaven knows
I've tried on everything I own
And can't believe how much I've grown.

Lord, shrink my body or stretch my clothes.
I can't pull up these brand new hose.
Where did I get this extra weight?
Is being fat my awful fate?

Lord, shrink my body or stretch my clothes.
I bend and just can't reach my toes.
You know that I'd be filled with glee
If you could melt some pounds off me.

Lord, shrink my body or stretch my clothes.
This dress right here is one I chose
To wear to church last Sunday night;
It must have shrunk and I'm a sight

Lord, shrink my body or stretch my clothes.
I know the answer, I suppose.
To you my problems I can bring,
But melting FAT is not Your thing.
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<title>20/20  Helmet Law Special Tonite!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32740</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
ABC on 20/20 is airing a special on Helmet Laws. It is on 8:00 easterntime and 9:00 central time. This ought to be a good one.  Please watch and comment here when it's over. Have a good day.
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<title>What is really happening ??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32541</link>
<pubDate>21-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Hello miss, yes please go to the second room remove your top and someone will be with you in a moment.
Moment hell I was in there with no shirt on for 30min., so by this time I'm about to get dressed and leave.
In walks this tiny no titted blonde.
Oh John Brown am I in trouble now. I say under my breath. 
Ok she says lets see, hummm ok take your bra off and I'll see what I can do.
I'm standing there naked by now, not one of my favorite things to do in a public place. Have ya guesed what's going on here? Yeap the last bra went south this morning and I HAVE to get new ones. I hate to shop! I mean with a passion I hate it. 
So for two hrs the little blonde brings these hudge bras in and really trys to convince me my tits are really an h yep 42 h she says. Nope not quite. So I carry two bras home they stay in the bag and the next day I go back (hopping the little blonde if off that day) and ask for the manager. Yeap as I am naked again in the room here comes the little blonde into my room running her trap. Johns Brown please don't fail me now I do not want to be hauled to jail shirtless and braless. 
She finally is dragged out of the small room by the manager (really nice lady). And I finally get 3 bras that fit and go about my merry way. What an experience! Ever had that happen to you ladies? I really think the little blonde needs a new job. All I wanted was a couple bras that kept my tits off the floor, LOL.
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<title>They walk among us???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32480</link>
<pubDate>21-FEB-07</pubDate>
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They Walk Among Us ... 
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of
this deal.

It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read:

"Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it. Caution...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

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One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....

"Look at that dead bird!"

Someone looked up at the sky and said...

"Where???"

*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which direction was north because,
he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him,

"The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded,
"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore.

She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because
the car was moving."

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount on both....

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.

So I went to the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!! *

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

*Yep,

THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too !!!!!!!!*
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<title>daytona bk meeting</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32463</link>
<pubDate>21-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Ok I just wanted to invite all bk members to meet at the Cabbage Patch at 2p.m. on Thursday March 8th. There are about 5 folks that have either called or e-mailed me that they would be there. I hope everyone can make it. Can't wait to meet all of you!
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<title>How's your memory?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32027</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Three sisters (friends) ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One 
night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She 
yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 
year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the 
stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is 
sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes 
her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she knocked 
on her wooden table for good measure. "She then yells, "I'll come up and 
help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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<title>Need help finding someone.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31921</link>
<pubDate>16-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Hey guys I got an e-mail from NasTDancer inviting us to stop by on our way to Daytona and we planned it into our trip now she has dropped off the face of the earth. Can't find her anyone heard from her?
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<title>The diary</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31782</link>
<pubDate>15-FEB-07</pubDate>
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GYM:  ONE MAN'S STORY
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something
wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted
to get into a regular workout routine.

  Dear Diary.
  For my sixty fifth Christmas this year, my wife (the dear)
  purchased a week of personal training at the local health club
  for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my
  college tennis team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good
  idea to go ahead and give it a try.
  I called the club and made my reservations with a personal
  trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old
  aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim
  wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!
  The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress

  MONDAY
  Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found
  it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find
  Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess -
  with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo
  Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines.
  She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was
  alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to
  standing next to her in her Lycra aerobic outfit. I enjoyed
  watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics
  class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
  Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut
  was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was
  around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

  TUESDAY
  I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the
  door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar
  into the air -- then she put weights on it! My legs were a
  little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.
  Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel
  GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

  WEDNESDAY
  The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush
  on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I
  believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as
  long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO
  in the club parking lot. Belinda was impatient with me,
  insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her
  voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when
  she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
  My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on
  the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to
  simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda
  told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said
  some other s.... too.

  THURSDAY
  Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed
  as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I
  couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to
  tie my shoes. Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When
  she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room. She
  sent Lars to find me. Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing
  machine -- which I sank.

  FRIDAY
  I hate that b.... Belinda more than any human being has ever
  hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid,
  skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my
  body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her
  with it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any
  triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me
  the M----- f----- barbells or anything that weighs more than a
  sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health
  and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone
  softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

  SATURDAY
  Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating,
  shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just
  hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner.
  However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and
  ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

  SUNDAY
  I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can
  go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that
  next year my wife (the b....) will choose a gift for me that is
  fun -- like a root canal or a vasectomy!
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<title>Do you touch a heart today?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31740</link>
<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Today was Valentines Day did you touch at least one heart today?

The lady I take care of is a member of the ladies auxilary of the local VFW. I took her to their Valentines Pin Banquet.

There must have been 150 very elderly ladies there. Everyone came to get their pins. My lady got a 40 yr pin she has been a member for 40 yrs. 

I helped the ladies walk up and get their pins. I also took pictures of the groups of ladied in the 5 yr groups, like 25 yrs, 30 yrs, 35 yrs, etc....

I think I enjoyed the day as well as the lady I care for.  

So how did you touch a heart today?
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<title>STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31672</link>
<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&amp;T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

 
 
  2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

 
  3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

  4. THE GETAWAY!  A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

  5. DID I SAY THAT???   Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

  
  6.! ARE WE COMMUNICATING???  A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart".  "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"


 
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon.  King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun.  Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. 

  8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going.  It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied.  After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong.  A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition.  The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.  He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
 Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
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<title>Not Going</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31288</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-07</pubDate>
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I had ask everyone to pray for my saftey on my flight up to Pittsburgh and back over Valentines Day week end. My trip has been canceled. I was going to take care of some legal matters and that has been canceled. Or postponed I should say so thanks for the thoughts and prayers but I won't be flying on a plane, maybe on my bike. LOL
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<title>What have you done?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31103</link>
<pubDate>10-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Ok after watching all this stuff on Anna Nichole Smith I have to ask. What kind of silly ambarrasing things have you done to gain the love of another. I saw a lady on TV the other day that said she was never hugged or told she was loved as a child so she turned to having sex with strangers because she craved the attention, she thought they loved her if she had sex with them. We all want to be LOVED but some folks like Anna Nichole have gone to the extreme to be loved , what have you done. I got married at a very early age (I was not pregnant did not have kids for 4 years), and the marriage did not fill the empty fealing, my children did fil some of that void.
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<title>HOW LONG??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30921</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-07</pubDate>
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K THOUGHT I COULD AT LEAST GET A FEW OF YOU TO LOOK IF I POSTED IT THAT WAY. JUST HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR COMMENTS TO POST? FOR BLOGS TO POST? AND WHY CAN SOME PEOPLE SEE SOME COMMENTS QAND OTHERS CAN NOT SEE THEM? I WILL BE ON THE PHONE WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND ASK WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT A COMMENT AND I HAVE TO COPY AND PASTE IT FOR THEM TO SEE IT. I HAVE SENT JOKES TO SHARE NO ONE READS OR COMMENTS ON THEM THEN WEEK LATER SOME ONE ELSE PUTS THE SAME JOKE ON AND IT GET THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS. I HAVE MADE LOTS OF FRIENDS HERE AND I AM NOT LEAVING THE SITE BUT SOMETIMES HONESTLY SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL. OK I HAVE VENTED NOW I WILL GO BACK TO BEING INVISABLE.
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<title>Uncle Sam Strikes Again!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30891</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower
after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a
huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork
looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is
permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I
tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a
huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and
top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I
can grant you one wish." 
 
I said, "No shit?"
 
God Bless America
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<title>Was this marriage a mistake????</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30888</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Ok I have this friend and he is a really sweet sweet man, too sweet sometimes. The first of December he told all of us he rides with he had been dating this lady for about 3 months and he and her were going to Vegas for X-mas and New Years. Ok flags went up in my head quickly, but I said nothing. None of us had ever met this lady. Of course don't get me wrong we don't have to live with her he does. So why would he not bring her around? So a week before X-mas we invite him to stop by and have a drink with us. When he entered the bar he had a smile on his face we had not seen in a long time. Well he told us I'm not going to Vegas and I got rid of the girlfriend! Why we ask? Well last night while we were having after dinner drinks she let the cat out of the bag that her main reason to go to Vegas was to get me(him) to marry her. Now this gentleman has money, a busniess, some rental property etc., and we really thought at this point all she wanted was a free ride. After all she does not have a job. So we invited him to our place for X-mas and we found the perfect present for him. Our frind drinks wiskey and I found his brand in a gift package with ONE glass. I told him this was the perfect sign that he was to be single for now. So 2 weeks ago while I was at work he took the girl to the casions in LA for the week end and guese what??? They got married. Ok if thats what he wants I'm happy for him, cause he is my friend and if he's happy I'm happy for him. Here's the rest of the story:
So my friend calls and ask if I know of any houses over my way seems she does not like living near the water and she does not like his house. Now this man has LOTS of toys including a boat, motorcycles, a hudge toy box I mean the really nice ones. So do ya think he has a gold digger. He has only been married to her for 2 weeks and she wants him to sell his house and move cause she does not like his house she wants a big house. His house is a 3 bedroom home and he just remodeled it and it is really nice. Man am I going to be able to keep my mouth shut??? What do ya think of this???
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<title>Offer of help</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30663</link>
<pubDate>07-FEB-07</pubDate>
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I know we have folks from all over on here and I just want to offer my help to anyone in the Deland area of Florida. I will be traveling Florida in March and from March 10th until the 16th I will be available to pitch in and help any one clean up after the tornado that devestated that area. Deland is not that far away from Daytona. I had planned on ridding back home on the 10th how ever I would like to offer man (woman) power. Do any of you have friends or family in that area that may need help? I will need to leave by the 16th to make it back in time to get back to work on the 20th. You can put request here or e-mail me. Maybe some of my fellow BF family members would like to help also.
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<title>WATER OR WINE?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30600</link>
<pubDate>06-FEB-07</pubDate>
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WATER...... 

IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRANK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 2 LBS. OF POOP EACH YEAR!

HOWEVER, WE DON'T RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE, RUM, WHISKEY, VODKA, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS, BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.

WATER = POOP
BOOZE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP, DRINK BOOZE !!!
IT'S BETTER TO DRINK BOOZE AND FEEL LIKE SHIT THAN DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.
 
THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION, I'M DOING IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE
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<title>Great Day!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30180</link>
<pubDate>03-FEB-07</pubDate>
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We had a wonderful day ridding today, Thanks for showing up today guys. Just for you that were not there this was the line up:
Of course I was there and my room mate cool69, James, troll, Glideman, his son and his sons friend. av8 and 2 of his friends met us there at Republic. 

It was so great to put faces with the blogs. Maybe we can get some more folks out and about next month.
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<title>D you take life too Seriously???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30080</link>
<pubDate>03-FEB-07</pubDate>
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For Those of You Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

   1. Save the whales.  Collect the whole set. 

   2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.

   3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

     4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

   6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

  7. He who laughs last thinks slowest

   8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

   9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

  10. Support bacteria.  They're the only culture some people have.

  11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

  13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

  14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?  Raise my hand.
  
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

  16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.

  18. Every one has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

  19.  How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice
  
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24.  Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

  25.  Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until 
you hear 
them speak.

  27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of 
jalapeno's.  What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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<title>Anyone up for a short ride on Saturday the 3rd of February</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29782</link>
<pubDate>31-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ok my room mate and I wouls love to meet a few of you. We plan on meeting James on saturday morning and ridding to Republic H.D. for their Pre-Superbowl Tailgate Party. The Austin Band wil be playing free food. Let me know if any one wants to meet us and ride too.
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<title>Don't mean what ya say???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29600</link>
<pubDate>29-JAN-07</pubDate>
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I have had one person that goes on my blogs and whith no real direction post a reply that has nothing to do with what the blog is about and attacks me verbally. Then when I reply and call her on it she has went back to all the blogs she attacked me on and took her comments off the blog. Bi-polar??? did'nt remember she did it, or just did'nt mean what she said why pick me? I don't bother anyone on here. Seems to be happening here a lot. I did copy and paste her comments into a folder though sent them to james and cool69 to get their opions on did I deserve this? Both said no but now she has deleted the comments why do you think this is?
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<title>where r u staying in daytona?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29579</link>
<pubDate>29-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Ww have changed our plans on Daytona and we will be there the whole week. where is everyone staying? Nancy
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<title>looking to meet some new yankees</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29569</link>
<pubDate>29-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Hey folks I am traveling on Valentines day. Flying from Houston to Pittsburgh then driving to Fairmont WV anyone in that path would love to meet ya.
Nancy
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<title>When women lie....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29561</link>
<pubDate>29-JAN-07</pubDate>
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a  river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"  The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious."You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. 
 
The moral of this story is: 
 
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. 
 
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
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<title>What do you do?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29361</link>
<pubDate>27-JAN-07</pubDate>
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So whats your past time when it's rainy outside. I guese I need to find a hobby. No man in my life to pass the rainy days with and I have done all the scrapbooking from last years trips. Help I'm bored!!
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<title>100%???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28941</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-07</pubDate>
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This equation should be taught in all math classes! 
 

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then:

H-A-R-D! -W-O-R-K 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, 

 

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T 

 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
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<title>Praise the Lord!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28940</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-07</pubDate>
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There was a little old lady,  who every morning. stepped onto her front 
porch, raised her arms to the sky, and  shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house  next door. He became irritated at
the little old lady.

Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell:  "THERE
IS NO LORD!"

Time passed with the two of them  carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the  middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto
her  front porch and shouted:  "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no
food and I  am starving, provide for me,  oh Lord!"

The next morning she stepped onto her  porch and there were two huge bags
of groceries sitting  there.

"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE  HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor  jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO 
LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE  GROCERIES!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into  the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE
LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND  MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR 
THEM!"
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<title>MIXED SIGNALS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28880</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-07</pubDate>
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind
 Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to
earth.

 He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
 Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do 
everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece 
of
 tail."

 The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
 "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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<title>2008 presidential candiate</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28815</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-07</pubDate>
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MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008

Here we are already discussing the future 
President of the United States in the Year 2008. 

Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that 
once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

For those of you who would like another choice 
for President, I have the best solution:

It is probably time we have a woman as President.
My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special 
lady who has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment.... 
 
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! 

Very eloquently put............don't you think? 

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn 
is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." 



Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.  Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." 

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain 
of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies 
a Margarita." 

"I'm telling you .. she's the perfect candidate." 

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels and nipples? (Now that's scary!) 

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.

~~~~~
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<title>THE THREE LITTLE PIGS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28085</link>
<pubDate>18-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Three Little Pigs 

 

The Three Little Pigs 


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. 


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. 

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. 


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. 


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. 

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy. 

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy. 


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. 


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"   



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"  
  




You're gonna LOVE me for this.... 






The third piggy says - 



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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<title>NOW THATS HOT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28084</link>
<pubDate>18-JAN-07</pubDate>
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TWO COWBOYS AND A BIKER ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE;
EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. 
THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST MAN THERE IS.  
WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL.  IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED  IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT MAVERICK WITH MY TEETH AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY"
 
THE GUY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED.  
THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME.  
I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY."
 
THE BIKER REMAINED SILENT,
SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.
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<title>Good humor for the ladies</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27961</link>
<pubDate>17-JAN-07</pubDate>
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One for the ladies Men you can read them too just don't get offened their only jokes. And I don't hate men just the oposite.
Enjoy everyone!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- 

shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" 

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" 

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " 

And they say blondes are dumb... 

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." 

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." 

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he  stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" 

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. 

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. 

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 

A: A rumor 

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. 

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. 

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. 

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... 

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! 

Gotta love that fairy! 

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Dear Lord, 

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. 

AMEN 

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Q: Why do little boys whine? 

A: They are practicing to be men. 

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 

A: Trustworthy. 

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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<title>how old are you</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27940</link>
<pubDate>17-JAN-07</pubDate>
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This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. 


01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 

03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 

04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________." 

05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________." 

07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________." 

08. Satchmo was America 's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________. 

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________. 

10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "________ ________". 

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________. 

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW . What other names did it go by? ____________ &amp; _______________. 

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died."This was a tribute to ___________________. 

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________. 

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ________________. ! 



ANSWERS: 

01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet. 
02. The Ed Sullivan Show 
03. On Route 66 
04. To protect the innocent. 
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight 
06. The limbo 
07. Chocolate 
08. Louis Armstrong 
09. The Timex watch 
10. Freddy, The Freeloader,and "Good Night,and may God Bless." 
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.) 
12. Beetle or Bug 
13. Buddy Holly 
14. Sputnik 
15. Hoola-hoop 

Send this to your "old" friends. I t will drive them crazy! And, keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes.
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<title>What gives???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27540</link>
<pubDate>13-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Ok I just have to ask what is up with all the Houston men? My friend and I went throught the profiles and OMG just 100 miles from us there is a dating pool, but not many of the have contacted either of us. We're not ugly we don't do drama, we have our own bikes, we can cook, and yes we are looking but ya just can not wink at all 500 men in the area heck maybe we should. I am at work this week and she is home so she got on her computer and I got on mine as we were on the phone, so we really took our time looking and reading.We sent a few winks and await the responces but do guys really look at the profiles? Do ya guys? And ladies do ya ever get many responces from winks? Are we wasting our time? Help a sister out here.
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<title>Houston to Daytona</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27480</link>
<pubDate>13-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Hey my roomie and I are leaving Houston Area on the afternoon of March 6th around 3pm and wanted to know if anyone would like to ride along Hope to be in Daytona by Thursday spend thursday thru Sunday leave that day to come back. She and I ride hard, and we travel well together, anyone interrested blogg on in. Hope we have company.
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<title>SINGLE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27182</link>
<pubDate>11-JAN-07</pubDate>
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K well we bought a friend a book on dating in Houston for christmas and actually it was a gag gift but we sat down x-mas eve and read it and actually has some good pointers in it.

1. Let everyone know your single and you want to date. Even the cable guy.
Man I thought everyone knew I was single and is it not a given that I want to date I have personal adds on 3 different sites. So ok here it is: I AM SINGLE AND I WANT TO DATE.

2. widden your horizions don't just look at tall, handsome,.....
Well I got that one down I have never dated a certian kinda guy. My first hubby was blonde tall had blue eyes, second was short fat and bawld (his discription not mine), and the 3 serious relationships I have had were with; medium build guys one balwding other 2 had lots of hair, ages have all varried. So I only look at personality and if they can rock my world in bed LOL.

3. If you meet a man and you don't like him introduce him to a friend you think would. 
Now I thought we were trying to find ME a man not a friend but what the heck I'll try this one.

4. Try new places and the book gave examples. 
Well we took a limo in Houston last weekend the 3 of us single women enjoyed it the rest had the driver take them home early. Met some interresting folks, listen to good bands, danced all night.

5.Buy a new dress. LOLOLOLO
I bought myself a new pair of levis and a sexy shirt.

K I tried 5 out of 25 and had fun. Lets see what my next week off brings. LOL
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<title>looking for ridding partners</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27020</link>
<pubDate>09-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Hi there everyone! I am back in full swing with new screen name my niece thought I needed. I am working 7 days on and 7 days off so I have 2 weeks in each month to ride I am working in Victoria so looking for ridding partners from Alvin to Victoria. Any takers? I can not leave work on the weeks I do work it is a 24/7 deal in my line of work I can not leave. But I do have 7 days off after my 7 days on. I used to be Bikernanna on here so to all of you that remember me that way, not hidding just trying to start fresh for new yr.
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<title>PRAYER FOR A FRIEND</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=26120</link>
<pubDate>04-JAN-07</pubDate>
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EVER FEEL HELPLESS
WANT TO HELP BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
MY BEST FRIEND HAS SUFFERED A GREAT LOSS; HER MOTHER.
I HAVE BEEN HERE THROUGH THE SICKNESS AND TRIED TO HELP.
AND WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT ALL EXTENSIVLEY BUT LAST NIGHT WE GOT THE NEWS HER MOM HAD PAST AND I FEEL I SHOULD DO SOMETHING BUT WHAT.
I HAVE PRAYED AND TRIED TO CONSOLE HER BUT I FEEL I'M NOT DOING ENOUGH.
THIS IS THE FRIEND THAT CAME 1400 MILES PACKED ME IN THE SNOW AND BROUGHT ME HOME.
I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO PRAY FOR HER HEART TO STOP HURTING AND TO HEAL IT QUICKLY.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO LOOSE SOMEONE IT HURTS AND I'M TRYING TO HELP TO EASE THE PAIN.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HURT YOU HURT THATS A FRIEND.
NANNA
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<title>I GIVE UP TEXAS IS HOME</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=24183</link>
<pubDate>19-DEC-06</pubDate>
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I KNOW ALL OF YOU HAVE SEEN WHERE I JUST HAD TO GET AWAY FROM TEXAS, (WHAT I DID NOT REALIZE WAS I JUST NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM THE EX) BUT NOW I AM BACK IN TEXAS. I FRIEND BROUGHT ME BACK HERE GAVE ME A REALLY NICE PLACE TO STAY, AND I HAVE JOB INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY MORNING. SO THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOOR ME. I HOPE NEXT TIME THERE IS A TEXAS MEETING I CAN MAKE IT I HEAR FROM JAMES THAT IT WAS REALLY NICE. TAKE CAREAND I AM GLAD TO BE HOME AGAIN. NANNA
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<title>THANKSGIVING SUPRISE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=21440</link>
<pubDate>27-NOV-06</pubDate>
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HEY THERE ALL, I JUST HAVE GOT TO SHARE MY BIKER THANKSGIVING SUPRISE WITH ALL OF YOU. WHEN I WAS IN TEXAS I HAVE THIS WONDERFUL FRIEND AND AS ALL FRIENDSHIPS IT HAD IT'S UPS AND DOWNS, BUT WE WERE THE BEST OF RIDDING BIDDIES AND WE TRAVELED WELL TOGETHER, SHE WAS REALLY HURT WHEN I MOVED AND SHE AND HER FAMILY HAVE KEPT IN TOUCH WITH ME AND HAVE BEGGED ME TO RETHINK MY MOVE. WELL THANKSGIVING EVE SHE SHOWED UP AT THE BAR I WORK AT IN FAIRMONT WV, BIKE IN TOW. SHE SAID SHE HAD SPENT EVERY HOLIDAY WITH ME AND ME WITH HER AND  HER FAMILY SO SHE JUST COULD NOT SEE ME SITTING ALONE ON THANKSGIVING SO SHE CAME TO SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH ME. WE RODE EVERY DAY AND EVEN RODE TO MY BARTENDING JOB ON FRIDAY NOIGHT AND IT WAS 26DEGREES WHEN WE CLOSED AT 4AM SATURDAY MORNING. BUT SHE AND I SCRAPED THE ICE OFF OUR BIKES AND RODE HOME. SHE LEFT HER TRUCK AND BIKE HERE AND FLEW OUT TODAY FOR BUSNIESS BUT SHE WILL BE BACK ON THUIRSDAY AND WE PLAN ANOTHER WEEKEND OF RIDDING. I AM SO RETHINKING THIS MOVE THING, I MISS MY EXTENDED FAMILY. SO WHAT WAS YOUR SPECIAL THANKSGIVING? NANNA
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<title>GETTING COLD UP HERE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=20222</link>
<pubDate>14-NOV-06</pubDate>
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OK GUYS MOST OF YOU KNOW I BEEN IN TEXAS FOR TWO YEARS AND I AM NOW BACK HOME IN GOOD OLE WEST BY GOD VIRGINIA AND IT IS STARTING TO GET COLD UP HERE. SURE WISH I HAD A SNUGGLE BUDDY UP HERE. ANY TAKERS?? LOL NANNA
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<title>NANNAS GETTING BACK ON TRACK</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19105</link>
<pubDate>02-NOV-06</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
hEY ALL I JUST WANTED TO POP IN AND SAY I HACE MISSED ALL OF YOU AND WILL BE BACK ONLINE BYT HE 13TH HOPE AQLL OF YOU ARE DOING WELL. I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO ALL YOU AGAIN. NANNA
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<title>nannas moving update</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=14040</link>
<pubDate>05-SEP-06</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I really want to Thank all of you that offered to help me move in so many various ways. I have the ex moving me he brought me to TX and I feel it is his job to move me home. We are leaving today sometime and are going to try to drive straight through. Keep us in your prayers. I ended up packing up most of the furnature most folks did not come through as they said they would in buying things. I will let everyyone know when I have landed safely in WV and I promise I will check out new site ladies. I feel I have a family here with the friends I made. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ALL THE OFFERS, NANNA
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<title>2nd leg of my vacation complete</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=13271</link>
<pubDate>26-AUG-06</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Hello to all my friends here at BK I am back from the final leg of my vacation. I rode my bike to WV that was 1376 miles each way and me and my friends put about 1500 miles on riding the hills of WV just getting reaquainted with my heart, cause thats where my heart has always been no matter where I live. I miss my kids and grandbabies already, thinking of moving back. We'll just see what jobs pop up. I had to put clutch in my bike while I was in WV and my ole wrench took right good care of me, he is a gem! Had lots of rain on the way home and so I took my time was really in no hurry to get back. Wish I could find a cheap moving company I just don't want to sell all my junk again. Well just wanted to let everyone know I'm back and ready to chat, really missing my family so all the e-mails to keep my mind off things would help. Plus the ex is giving me so I need friends right now. Have a great day and HTR I Love you for being the friend you are keep my in your prayers, I am going to do this for good. Love Ya. Nanna
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<title>STURGIS WAS GREAT!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=12345</link>
<pubDate>14-AUG-06</pubDate>
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WOW I had a blast. To all you that were there I must say we had fun. I put over 3000 miles on my bike and 2600 on the trailer and truck so I did not mess around the week I was gone. Now trailer is back home and me and my bike are headed to West Virginia. I went to Yellowstone, Glacier National Park, Canada we went to Calagry and Medicine Hat, then back to Bad Lands and Sturgis. I met a lot of great folks and it restored my faith back in the biking community. If you are ever in Billings at Beartooth stop by and tell David Nancy and Vickey said hello, he was great but new seat on my friends new bike air horn and rider back rest. We kept him on his knees for hours and he never complained. But he's a good ole boy from West Virginia too. Took lots of pics had a grat time. I'm just washing clothes and repacking to leave again. Hope everyone that went had as much fun as me. Nanna
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<pubDate>15-JUL-06</pubDate>
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Well ladies watch for em their on here game players. Yes I am 5'8" tall and I weigh 235 lbs and yes I am a big ole Gal with big tits fairly evenly proportioned. I had this guy (wesleyboy) e-mail me said he was interrested so I started e-maileing him back when he e-mailed me, not like I was stocking him. I believe everyone needs friends everywhere ya never know when you might be by that way and need a friendly face, or just someone to go to dinner with, and a few drinks talk about ridding experiences hell aint that what we're all here for, I am. Well this dude writes me ask me to leave him alone cause I'm a big ole gal, hell I have lost 45lbs since most of the pics were taken except the close ups. How shallow. I am not hurt I just don't wear my emotions on my shirt sleeve but why look at pics of someone that clearly is a big gal and keep e-mailing them. Buy the way check out the dides profile he's no tinny Tim. Lots of luck wesleyboy hope you find yours.
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