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<title>Pumpkin Time is Near</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74201</link>
<pubDate>28-SEP-07</pubDate>
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What are y'all doing for Halloween.

DO you give out candy to the kids. This is the first time I have had youngin in the house for along time so I have to do the Halloween candy thing. Normally I am at a party somewhere. 

I do have fond memories of those neighbors who were gone for the night and would put out a big bowl of candy that said :Take One only" Like we could read!
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<title>Boobs for Breast Cancer</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73760</link>
<pubDate>26-SEP-07</pubDate>
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So saturday The Club gave our all for Breast Cancer. 6th annual Poker Run and Fashion show. I lost!
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<title>WHY MEN DON'T HAVE A CHANCE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72781</link>
<pubDate>21-SEP-07</pubDate>
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there ya go
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<title>Where is the Treasure</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71200</link>
<pubDate>12-SEP-07</pubDate>
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I think I remember her saying something aout not renewing but she is missing in action.  Help us find the Treasure.
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<title>Inspired by Branwen</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70800</link>
<pubDate>10-SEP-07</pubDate>
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You know you live in Florida when . . .

You spend more time on your roof than in your living room. 
Your kids start school in August and finish in July. 
You know the plot to Groundhog Day and haven't even seen the movie. 
There's a "No Wake" sign posted at the end of your driveway. 
Having a tree in the living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas. 
You consider plywood a window treatment. 
You know which weathercasters are pregnant. 
The term "huge fan" has nothing to do with sports. 
You won't trade cars until you've tried to guess which tree to park your lemon under for the next hurricane. 
You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or tree-service worker. 
You actually like talking to your insurance agent. 
Toilet paper is elevated to coin of the realm at shelters. 
Your swimming pool experiences tides. 
A hurricane with wind hits you harder than a hurricane with alcohol. 
You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and the "bad side." 
Suspended tolls are a highlight of your life. 
A battery-powered TV is considered an entertainment center. 
Your 5-year-old knows the difference between a Category 2 and Category 3 storm. 
You find the hum of a generator erotic. 
You can't swim because your pool is full of patio furniture. 
You actually have seen pigs fly. 
You own seven or more of the following: a generator, a power inverter, a weather radio, a battery-powered TV, a battery-powered fan, battery-powered lanterns, a 5-gallon gasoline can, several tarps, a chain saw, a pole saw and a rain suit. 
Your parrot can say "Hunker down." 
You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer. 
You miss the days when the only topics that put Florida in the national news were flawed elections and drug kingpins. 
Your children associate huffing and puffing to blow a house down not with a Big Bad Wolf, but with a hurricane. 
You know exac...
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<title>Hurricane cleans the Road King</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=68920</link>
<pubDate>01-SEP-07</pubDate>
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After a few months of offering to clean my bike Hurricane got out there today and did the road king. I did the Ultra cause it is a bit more involved and it had the bugs and mud on it from the Rodeo trip. She did pretty good too. She asked the grand daughter whose was the shiniest and of course I agreed with her that she does a much better job then me detailing the Harley's. Is this kind of manipulation a bad thing. Cause I hate cleaning the bikes.
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<title>Teach On Wheels</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67220</link>
<pubDate>25-AUG-07</pubDate>
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For those of you who have never had the pleasure to meet this lady she has it all over Mother Theresa. She is very kind and giving. She has the energy of a teenager and the two coolest black squirrels in her back yard. This lady went way above and beyond to help everyone before during and after the Rodeo. Hurricane and I want to thank you for all you did for us. Your the best.
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<title>Riding from SW Florida to Michigan</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63760</link>
<pubDate>11-AUG-07</pubDate>
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We are headed it this morning. I say this morning cause I am an optimist and would like to think I can get Hurricane out the door by 9 or so. Don't get me wrong she works hard around here, Laundry is always done, house is clean, the lawn was mowed when I got home. What did I do. Worked till 3:30 came home and installed a driver backrest and highway pegs on the geezer glide. Checked the fluids and packed my bag. Been up on and off since 3am and its now 7:30. So if I want to leave at 9am at what time is appropriate to start encouraging the little lady to get a move on?
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<title>Rodeo In MI August 2007</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47620</link>
<pubDate>12-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Ok who is 
A) Going for sure
B) Thinks their going but has to makke sure

C) Would like to go but needs a collection taken up for them for travel expenses.
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<title>TARGET OF THE MONTH</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63140</link>
<pubDate>08-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Instead of a model of the month it seems we have a target of the month. 

All you ladies are great but you seem to have a little more flurry in your step, a quickening in your pulse, a shine in your eye when you find a dumb ass to go after. 

For all you targets past and present tilt your glass and toast to your selves for giving the BK ladies a reason to log in and vent. Because if they are venting at you the rest of us have easier lives.
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<title>Hurricanes having a Birthday next week</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62100</link>
<pubDate>03-AUG-07</pubDate>
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So she will finally hit another calibre in her life and this calibre can do damage unlike 38, 32, 22.
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<title>What's your name?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62360</link>
<pubDate>04-AUG-07</pubDate>
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How do you spell it?
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<title>Popped her Cherry</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60900</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Just got back from a trip to the keys. Hurricane had never been before. We did the usual Bull Bar, Hogsbreath etc. The little one won a t-shirt for the longest hula Hooping. No contest as she was the only sober one there but she had a blast. Yes Sher we had her home before the crazies came out to play.
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<title>BLOGS CHANGING DIRECTIONS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58800</link>
<pubDate>23-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Have you noticed that no matter what the blog is about that it changes direction usually in the first page or two. Unless it is something very serious like an injury. The sex blogs become shoe blogs and the Rodeo blogs well hell it has changed direction so many times I can't keep up. 

So Here is a blog you can pull, push, scramble, turn or whatever. 

HAVE AT IT!
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<title>Todays Poker Run</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58220</link>
<pubDate>21-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Well the Hurricanes Grand Daughter whose 8 got to experience the liquid sunshine today and she did great. No whining no crying just a tough Biker babe in training with her very first pin on her vest. . We did a run for a Sheriff that has a brain tumor. Raised 800.00 from the last minute run. Not too bad for a Thunderstorm kind of day. She's a great kid and tough. 

We always talk about what a biker is. This little girl has it all over a lot of them who think they are Big bad bikers.
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<title>Others are missing</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=55581</link>
<pubDate>10-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Has anyone heard from BadBAt, Jersey, Cali  They seem awfully quiet. That worries me.
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<title>Multiple Orgasms</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=55561</link>
<pubDate>10-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Inspired by T's blog.. How many of you ladies are multi orgasmic. Or if statistics are correct have faked multiple orgasms. Seems like a lot more work.
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<title>Charlie Is out of Surgery and doing fine.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54560</link>
<pubDate>05-JUL-07</pubDate>
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The procedure is working fine although he has to have some cosmetic surgery to fix the bite marks. Apparently SC was like a dog with a bone when they tried to recover his member.
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<title>Sweet Cheeks on Vaca</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54540</link>
<pubDate>05-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Has anyone else noticed how quiet it has been this week with SC on Vaca?
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<title>Changed my name to confuse DD</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54161</link>
<pubDate>03-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Take that Brother
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<title>Guy Rules part 2</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53680</link>
<pubDate>02-JUL-07</pubDate>
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&gt;&gt;     1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
&gt;&gt;     Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. 
&gt;&gt; We have no idea what mauve is.
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&gt;&gt;     1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
&gt;&gt;     We do that.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like 
&gt;&gt; nothing's wrong.
&gt;&gt;     We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an 
&gt;&gt; answer you don't want to hear.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is 
&gt;&gt; fine...Really.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to 
&gt;&gt; discuss such topics as sports, cars,
&gt;&gt;     or, sex.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. You have enough clothes.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. You have too many shoes.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Thank you for reading this.
&gt;&gt;     Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     Pass this to as many men as you can -
&gt;&gt;     to give them a laugh.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     Pass this to as many women as you can -
&gt;&gt;     to give them a bigger laugh
&gt;&gt;
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<title>THE GUY RULES FOR WOMEN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53660</link>
<pubDate>02-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Now here are the rules from the male side.
&gt;&gt;     These are our rules!
&gt;&gt;     Please note.. these are all numbered '1'
&gt;&gt;     ON PURPOSE!
   1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
&gt;&gt;
 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
&gt;&gt;     You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
&gt;&gt;     We need it up, you need it down.
&gt;&gt;     You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
&gt;&gt;     or the changing of the tides.
&gt;&gt;     Let it be.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
&gt;&gt;     And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Crying is blackmail.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Ask for what you want.
&gt;&gt;     Let us be clear on this one:
&gt;&gt;     Subtle hints do not work!
&gt;&gt;     Strong hints do not work!
&gt;&gt;     Obvious hints do not work!
&gt;&gt;     Just say it!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every 
&gt;&gt; question.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's 
&gt;&gt; what we do.
&gt;&gt;     Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
&gt;&gt;     See a doctor.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
&gt;&gt;     In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect 
&gt;&gt; us to act like soap opera guys.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
&gt;&gt;     Don't ask us.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;     1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the 
&gt;&gt; ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the opposite. 

Christopher Columbus discovered America. He didn't need directions. He was lost and found his way to...
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<title>RK Bought A Geezer Glide</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53420</link>
<pubDate>01-JUL-07</pubDate>
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We just came back from a club ride to South Beach. We left out with 14 bikes Friday morning and on Saturday we went to Petersons harley so the ladies could shop for shirts. I din't see any shirts I wanted. Not really into wearing Harley shirts so I picked up a 2007 Ultra Classic. Got a great deal and they are shiping my RK back this week so now I need a bigger garage. I think I like cruise control and 6 speeds. This will be my last harley  think but I might be able to find room for a chopper in the future. If not in the garage there is always the dining room. Who needs a table in the dining room. Have to go it is almost time for Hurricanes detailing lesson.
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<title>GARAGE SALE AT ROADKINGS HOUSE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=49181</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Free to a good home and Inspired by Junie and Sweet cheeks. Two matching couches, various mis- matched end tables and lamps. One large pair of testicles barely used. 

I can not be trusted to go shopping. She tried to stop me but we went shopping for an inexpensive dresser for her Grand Daughter and I said we should get one because not everyone can understand my highly organized clothing storage on the closet shelves. $4000.00 later and all me. Hurricane tried to stop me but I am unstoppable. I need help. On Sunday she sent me to the store for a few items(about 15.00 worth) and I spent over 100.00. I need help. Anybody know a good organization.
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<title>THE BK PHONE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=49700</link>
<pubDate>19-JUN-07</pubDate>
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It is like the bat phone but here on BK no self respecting super hero (other than Super Chicken)  would come on here. 

Episode One: Apparently one of the BK regular blogettes has come forward and admitted using a false identity to lure unsuspecting male victims into her clutches plying them with gifts and promises no man can turn down. 

Wait a minute what's that? Its a bird, Its a plane....no wait its a bird...Its super chicken. She's come to fight deceit, lawlessness and just plain bad grammar. 
Go get her Super Chicken. Super Chicken has come to save the day. 
Thank God we had the BK phone. Just dial 1-555- Bik R Kis for immediate assistance when you are victimized.
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<title>I RENEWED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48360</link>
<pubDate>14-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Run people very fast and very far. I renewed my BK today. Can you believe they let me. See money does talk!
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<title>Toliet Paper Quality</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47520</link>
<pubDate>12-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Since you can write anything on blogs as Justforya has proven I thought we should discuss the quality of TP in everyday use. Now as we get older we find that using near sandpaper grade TP is quite as comfortable on your rear as it once was. I can remember in the military trying to live off base making 400.00 a month that luxury was having left over paper towels to wipe my butt with. Or going to the grocery store and buying 1 roll of the most generic paper you can buy...spending the extra 15 minutes shopping for an additional 5 cents off. So now I prefer the good stuff. After recently having 3 additional females in my house for a few days I realized that women can use 2-3 times the TP as men. What do they do with it?

So what is your favorite TP to use? This is the kind of driving topic that makes BBK a source for all kinds of valuable information you can't find on other sites.
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<title>WE DID IT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47241</link>
<pubDate>11-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I am officially living with my girlfriend. Hurricane Katrina arrived last night from North Caraolina at about 7pm. I cleaned the house, grocery shopped and made dinner and bought flowers before she pulled in. So ladies I ask you what is a reasonable amount of time for me to revert back to being a lazy man again.
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<title>TAN LINES OR NOT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46620</link>
<pubDate>06-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I like my chicken tan
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<title>ABSENSE OF TRESURE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46060</link>
<pubDate>01-JUN-07</pubDate>
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T I don't think you should be leaving DD and me alone by ourselve unsupervised. Where is your guidance.
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<title>PORN FOR THE LADIES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45945</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Ok Ladies time to fess up. Do you like to watch porn with your guy?Provided the male stars are attractive unlike Mr. Jeremy. AND LADIES what are you doing when your watching the porn.
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<title>CIRCUMSIZED OR UNCIRCUMSIZED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45948</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Ladies again for you. Which do you prefer. BK is going to revoke my membership.
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<title>Whips and Chains inspired by Cali</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45949</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
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How many of you out there have experimented with at least some light bondage. Robe ties, etc. or at least wanted too try it.
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<title>FOR THE HAGS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45133</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-07</pubDate>
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1. Men are  like . ..Laxatives  ...... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas .......  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather .  Nothing can be done to change them. 
4. Men are like .......Blenders  You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like  ..... Chocolate Bars  .... Sweet, smooth, &amp; they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like .... Commercials  ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  .... .Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps  .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.
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<title>SCIENTIFIC FACT ON MEN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45049</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-07</pubDate>
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During the excited stage a man's penis fills with blood (Hopefully every time). This blood comes from two specific areas one of them being the crainial region. 

So when excited Men actually are thinking with their penis. 

So don't blame us ladies.
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<title>BEST OF BK INSULT AWARDS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43245</link>
<pubDate>09-MAY-07</pubDate>
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This year we have a lot of contenders. 

Former Champions K6 and Junie are passing the torch. 

Up and coming former runner ups have been training diligently. 

Although severely hampered by injuries we will see some returning favorites.

Bad Bat will make a showing.

A newcomer to the insult arena is Irish Patti with her famous quote "I wouldn't give you the steam off my Piss'

Keep an eye in her she will definitely be a contender. 

Name your favorite candidates. The betting will be coming up.
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<title>REWARD FOR RETURN OF BONG</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43564</link>
<pubDate>11-MAY-07</pubDate>
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A substantial reward wil be given for the whereabouts of Road Kings bong. No questions asked if it returned intact...........

and filled.
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<title>FREE JEWELRY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43563</link>
<pubDate>11-MAY-07</pubDate>
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If Maneater can tease the men then ................... Here are the family Jewels
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<title>Biketoberfest 2007</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43242</link>
<pubDate>09-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Ok Now what happen to the writing that was on here yesterday. Must have been the BK police didn't want free advertising for the resort I am staying at. Get a life guys, girls who ever. 

Anyway anyone that wants to hook up in Daytona and watch the lovely women of Bk do shots (I'm buying for them) Cmon in.
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<title>DANGER SWEETCHEEKS RENEWED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43165</link>
<pubDate>08-MAY-07</pubDate>
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In the good old days of the past when you would hear from Sweet cheeks on an e-mail or im about how she blasted this one or that one but it won't show up until the next day cause she isn't a paying member? Run for your f#@ing lives she renewed. Who would have believed the credit card went through. Hey wait a minute wears my Visa?
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<title>Harley's Ten Commandments</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42631</link>
<pubDate>04-MAY-07</pubDate>
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The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson
  
 
1. The one true American-made motorcycle is the Harley-Davidson, and thou shalt put no other motorcycles  
     before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the god of chrome;  for, lo, he is a false god and will not   
    get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealer (Only under warranty)  that thy days may be long and fruitful in  the land of Harley.    
     

4.Ride often but remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days           shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and f**k off.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her  cute little ass.

6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride jap-crap, for jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.                  
    Remember this &amp;  live by it!!

8. Thou shalt not pose.  Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold visa card through the  eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.

9. When riding thy Harley on the road of life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being ridden.
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41262</link>
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Finally a practical use of helmets.
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<title>The Only True Biker</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40700</link>
<pubDate>20-APR-07</pubDate>
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Now that is what you call winterizing your Bike.
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<title>THE BATH TUB TEST</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40582</link>
<pubDate>19-APR-07</pubDate>
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| &gt;     The Bathtub Test
| &gt; 
| &gt;     It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
| &gt; from
| &gt;     time to time, and this should help get you
| &gt; started.
| &gt; 
| &gt;     During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
| &gt; asked
| &gt;     the Director what the criterion was which
| &gt; defined
| &gt;     whether or not a patient should be
| &gt; institutionalized.
| &gt; 
| &gt;     "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
| &gt; bathtub, then
| &gt;     we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
| &gt; the
| &gt;     patient and ask him or her to empty the
| &gt; bathtub."
| &gt; 
| &gt;     "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
| &gt; person
| &gt;     would use the bucket because it's bigger than
| &gt; the
| &gt;     spoon or the teacup."
| &gt; 
| &gt;     "No." said the Director, "A normal person would
| &gt; pull
| &gt;     the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40420</link>
<pubDate>18-APR-07</pubDate>
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You ever notice how a few great people on here never get into the shit. They stay neutral and still are involved. Treasure, Maneater and others seem to have evolved above many of us here. 

Thanks to you
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<pubDate>23-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Many Ladies Bithdays coming up. Please Print clearly. There will be an all male spanking gauntlet at Laughlin.
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<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Happy Valentines Day everyone in or out of a cage. 

I don't say much on the blogs as I have way to much to do with my time. Tightening up parts on my Harley keeps me busy enough. I just wanted to say it is the difference of opinion in the US that helps keep it a great country. You can't have a Pro with out a con, a yin with out a yang or a Man with out a Wo-Man. Right are wrong Bikers or not women keep us in check and make us think. To all you great givers of Life.....Happy Valentines Day.
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