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<title>To make my friends smile</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=116121</link>
<pubDate>30-NOV-08</pubDate>
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This was sent to me by a friend enjoy

Joys of grading (from a Teacher) Children write about the sea: 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.(Billy age 8) 

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)
Start each day with a smile.... then pass it on!!!!!
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<title>Hello everyone</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115641</link>
<pubDate>05-NOV-08</pubDate>
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I just wanted to lets you all know i am doing well and the biggy is I QUIT smoking and of course working hard I am now doing nursing in the facilities acute unit. Lot better then pushing a med cart. I actually make a difference now. Most of you I see on BON there are more local people for me to meet.
But I never forget my best ones here
Hugs
Susieq
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<title>2nd Goal accomplished folks</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=114141</link>
<pubDate>12-SEP-08</pubDate>
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Hello my friends miss ya's but getting my life in order or should I say trying LOL I got a new position at work and like it a lot better more nursing not meant for LTC.

I HAVE QUIT SMOKING gOING ON A MONTH NOW
tAKE CARE ALL
hUGS 
susieq
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<title>Honor Them All</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108881</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Lets Not forget to
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<title>He IS Comming HOME</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103180</link>
<pubDate>02-APR-08</pubDate>
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OK some of you remember that I have been writing to a soldier in Iraq and it kinda of well did turn out to be more then anticipated. 
Anyway he is coming home Yepeee mid May and we are going to finally get to meet each other

We are so excited. Working on plans now of how and when will be soon after it is how here or there in Colo but we are definitely working on it.
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<title>YEPEEE JUST GOT THE NEWS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101180</link>
<pubDate>14-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Yep My soldier in Iraq just told me yesterday home hopefully by Mid May.
We are so happy. Now if they would quit sending him out on 2 days missions I would be happier, but looking only at the good side
thanks folks for all the prayers
Hugs
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<title>Prayers needed</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99680</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Well folks as you know I have been corresponding with a soldier in Iraq. Well, Him and his squad are on the big gun trucks that escourt others. They have started missions outside the wire.
Our power of prayer here has done wonders
Please pray for him and his squad to return safe from thses missions.

Oh yes and by the way for some strange reason we have hit it off and communicate every chance we get also video conference.
Oh now talk about long distance relationship. The good news is if our prayers keep him safe and mitlitary is nice he will return home in April. Yep this man has touch my heart and I gave up all others for him. So we will see.
Hugs
Susie
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<title>HELP need some ideas</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98040</link>
<pubDate>15-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Heys folks I have a pen pal or should say email friend in Iraq he is there for 18 months.

As I never sent care packages to a guy over seas I need some Ideas besides cookies and eatable goodies. 
What would be fun stuff I am not sure as he says they enjoy everything. For the girls there also.

All help apprecietated
SusieQ
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<title>LOVE THIS DOCTOR</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93860</link>
<pubDate>19-JAN-08</pubDate>
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I Love this DOCTOR!!!! 

HEALTH QUESTION &amp; ANSWER SESSION 

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?    

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.     




Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? 

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products    



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? 

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!     



Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? 

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.     



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!    



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? 

A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?     



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.     



Q: Is chocolate bad for me? 

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable.  It's the best feel-good food around!!     



Q: Is swimming good for your figure? 

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.     



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? 

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!     


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. 

And remember: 
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride
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<title>IT;S TIME TO PARTY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92420</link>
<pubDate>08-JAN-08</pubDate>
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OK
I already flying just getting my lic. as all of my friends here know
BUT to Add
I got my first nursing job today and start tomorrow.
Dancing, dancing jumping up and down with joy
YEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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<title>SUSIEQ SAYS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90260</link>
<pubDate>24-DEC-07</pubDate>
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL HOILDAY
TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE ON BK
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<title>To Manny</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90161</link>
<pubDate>23-DEC-07</pubDate>
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2 more days 
Yepppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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<title>APB for HossV8 (Hossy)</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90000</link>
<pubDate>21-DEC-07</pubDate>
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hey has anyone heard from him

Heritic have you. He was also on this other site as friend and everything dissappeared.
Last email said he was doing good. and on the Love run here in Ca
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<title>I PASSED I AM NOW</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89680</link>
<pubDate>19-DEC-07</pubDate>
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS

I JUST GOT MY NOTICED FROM TRHE STATE ON MY EXAM

DANCING SCREANING LAUGHING
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<title>I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTIONED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84700</link>
<pubDate>26-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Now I don't care who you are.......

......this here's FUNNY!!!
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<title>THREE MEN ON A HIKE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81560</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a 
large raging, violent river. 


Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please 
give me the strength to cross the river". 

Poof! .... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to 
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. 

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me 
strength and the tools to cross the river". 

Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong 
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost 
capsizing once. 

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, 
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to 
cross the river". 

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one 
hundred yar ds up stream and walked across the bridge. 


GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN 
HANDLE IT!
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<title>Ok what did you dress as for Halloween</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81000</link>
<pubDate>01-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Well I worked so didn't get to but hope it was better than this guy
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<title>California Fires Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80980</link>
<pubDate>01-NOV-07</pubDate>
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For all those who prayed for those folks here in CA I want to thank you

My friend in Running Springs is OK he just got home today and said all OK at his place

Cali he said he was one of the lucky ones but has lots of work to do

Thank all of you for your prayers
Hugs
Susie
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<title>Shame</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80100</link>
<pubDate>26-OCT-07</pubDate>
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&gt; &gt; Subject: nagging conscience

&gt; &gt; Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
&gt; &gt; long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't
&gt; &gt; The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
&gt; &gt; But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in 
&gt; &gt; his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the
&gt; first 
&gt; &gt; medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't
&gt; &gt; be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
&gt; &gt; But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to 
&gt; &gt; reality, whispering:
&gt; &gt; Dave...............................
&gt; &gt; Dave......................
&gt; &gt; Dave...........
 You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".
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<title>The drunk</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79160</link>
<pubDate>21-OCT-07</pubDate>
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The Drunk 

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the 
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. 

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the 
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed 
with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the 
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He 
started yelling, cursing, and swinging!  his arms violently trying to get the 
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile 
at his feet. 

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, 
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched 
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here ? " 

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a 
ghost" 

Happy Halloween !
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<title>Naked Mole Rat</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78341</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
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This little animal really exists!

It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa . 
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, 
Remember: 

Going through life is hard enough, 
but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!
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<title>National Friendship Week</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77960</link>
<pubDate>16-OCT-07</pubDate>
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I am Honored that you all consider me a friend
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<title>For all you football fans</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77360</link>
<pubDate>13-OCT-07</pubDate>
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This is priceless and on the same team
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<title>FOR the guys</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=76880</link>
<pubDate>11-OCT-07</pubDate>
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. 
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" 
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
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<title>The latest in adult costumes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75800</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
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This is the latest in adult costumes
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<title>What has BK done Now</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74380</link>
<pubDate>29-SEP-07</pubDate>
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I am all of a sudden getting messages from a dating site called Tagged my profile is there

I swear I didn't sign up there is it hooked with BK
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<title>Dear GOD</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73320</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Dear God:
   
Why didn't you save the school children at ? 
 
Virginia Tech 
 
Amish Country, PA
   
Columbine High School
   
Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96
   
Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97
   
Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97
   
West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97
   
Stam P, Arkansas 12/15/97
   
Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98
   
Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98
   
Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98
   
Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98
   
Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98
   
Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99
   
Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99
   
Conyers , Georgia  5/20/99   
 
Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99
   
Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99
   
Santee , California 3/ 5/01 and
   
El Cajon , California 3/22/01?
   
Sincerely,
   
Concerned Student
   
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Reply:
   
Dear Concerned Student:
   
I am not allowed in schools anymore.
   
Sincerely,
   
God
   
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How did this get started?...
   
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Let's see,
   
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained She didn't want any prayer in our schools.
   
And we said, OK...
   
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Then,
   
Someone said you better not read the Bible in school,
   
The Bible that says
   
"Thou shalt! Not kill,
   
Thou shalt not steal,
   
And love your neighbors as yourself,"
   
And we said, OK...
   
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Dr. Benjamin Spock said
   
We shouldn't spank our children
   
when they misbehaved
   
because their little personalities
   
would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
 
And we said,
   
An expert should know what he's talking about.
   
So we won't spank them anymore...
   
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Then someone said
   
Teachers and principals better not
   
Discipline our children when they misbehave.
   
And the school administrators said
...
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<title>A summary of my last year on a computer</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73260</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER 
 
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. 
 
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. 
 
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. 
  
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. 
 
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. 
 
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day 
 
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. 
 
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. 
 
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. 
 
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans . 
 
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. 
 
And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. 
 
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. 
 
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. 
 
I no longer receive packages from U...
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<title>RESULTS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73041</link>
<pubDate>22-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Well folks,
I didn't make it they called it a near pass.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Monday I send off the application for re-test

Yep I cried and felt sick but,

Watch out here I come again and this time I will Pass
I just want to tell you all how much your support has meant to me and your prayers. Your belief in me is what is giving me the out look I have right now I know I can and will.
Just a minor set back
Hugs 
Susan
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<title>Laws of Life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72580</link>
<pubDate>20-SEP-07</pubDate>
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THE LAWS OF LIFE 
 
Law of Mechanical Repair 
 After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop 
 Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability 
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone 
 If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law 
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath 
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters     
 The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result 
 When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics 
 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 Law of the Theater 
 At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee 
 As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers 
 If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets 
 The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location 
 No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument 
 Anything is possible if you don't 
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every...
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<title>What detergent would you use</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72540</link>
<pubDate>20-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Dear Tide:
   I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've  used it all
   of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.  Now that I
 am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,  I
   spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate  and
   uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I  was, and
 generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to  another
   and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!  I grabbed
   my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise  and
 satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came  out
   so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the  DNA tests
   on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and  said that I
   was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my  husband.
   What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without  being a
 murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great  product.
   Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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<title>Prayers for a Friend</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71880</link>
<pubDate>17-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Our prayers here always seem too work.
One of my co-workers and also a good friend just lost her baby at 5 months into the pregancy.
Please say a prayer for her for her lost asnd recovery as it is going to be hard on her.
I am going to go see her tomorrow at the hospital.
It has effected us both as we were so happy for her being her 1st one also.

Thanks
SusieQ
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<title>ARRRRRRR!@#%$</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71600</link>
<pubDate>14-SEP-07</pubDate>
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And they wonder why people go into a state office wanting to blow them up

No results yet on my state boards for my license
Going on 3 weeks now
ARRRRRRRRRRRR
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<title>Inspired by Maneaters Question</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70620</link>
<pubDate>09-SEP-07</pubDate>
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This came to me via email from a friend. Maneater asked about menapause

An Interesting study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  

For example:  If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. 
 
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.  

No further studies are planned at this time.
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<title>New Remote control</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69460</link>
<pubDate>04-SEP-07</pubDate>
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It's for women guys
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<title>HERES TO THE GIRLS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67920</link>
<pubDate>28-AUG-07</pubDate>
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What's so poignant about this picture? 
Well, it shows a line of little girls holding hands facing the immensity of ocean waves 
Alone they might be washed away, but together they stand strong. 
Thank you each for holding my hand somewhere along the way 
when I was facing a wave of my own. 
I hope you will reach for my hand when your own wave threatens. 
All of us girls.. 
Old and young... 
Near and far... 
Hold special memories of good times we've shared. 
We've had our share of hard times when our friends were there to make us feel better. 
We've shared... 
our hearts 
our time 
our secrets 
our fears 
our hopes 
and our dreams.
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<title>sex education for the girls</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=64100</link>
<pubDate>13-AUG-07</pubDate>
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind.  
Two, you didn't read your homework. 
And, 
three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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<title>Colonoscopies are no joke</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62980</link>
<pubDate>07-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 

8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.." 

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." 

 

And the best one of all.. 

 

13.. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here
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<title>My blog</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61881</link>
<pubDate>02-AUG-07</pubDate>
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OK for all those who have been with me all thru this nursing stuff
I take my state boards the 27th of this month
YEPEEEEEEEEEEEE

Last step Finallyyyyyyyyyy
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<title>Ladies you'll love this</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61500</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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I am sure somewhere we posted this but we deserve the praise


  
 In   case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks  about women   over 40:                              60 Minute Correspondent Andy RooneyCBS)                           As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most  of all. Here are just a few reasons  why:         A woman over 40  will never wake you in the  middle of the night and ask, "What are you        thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40  doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't  sit around whining about it. She does  something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women  over    40 are dignified. They seldom have a  screaming match with you at the opera  or in  the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve  it,       they won't hesitate to shoot you if they  think they can get away with it Older women  are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know  what  it's like to be unappreciated. Women  get psychic as they age. You never have to  confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle  or two, a woman over 40 is f ar  sexier th an her younger counterpart. Older  women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you       are a jerk if you are acting like one.  You don't ever have to wonder where  you  stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude  of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in  yellow pants making a fool of himself with  some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I      apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can  get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Now days 80% of women are against  marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying  an entire pig just to get a  little sausage!     Andy
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<title>Ok, but had to do it</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60781</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Yep slight name change. After my blog dissappeared, I decided I had better, change it not much as you can see but also had to change my password too. 
Dang the name was easy but now I have to remember a totaly differnt password. GEEE
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<title>So Peaceful</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60780</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Last night was so peaceful and beautiful, that it was refreshing
while walking my dog shortly after dark the weather was just so, the moom full as if winking at me. It was so quite you could hear a pin drop, no planes ,no birds, not even cars. It was like not being in the city. When I got back sat on the patio and drank in this peacefullness and thought about how nice it would of been to share with the one I was thinking of.
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<title>Spelling</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60482</link>
<pubDate>28-JUL-07</pubDate>
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You folks are so cool,
reading my recent past and current blogs No one mentioned that my typing and spelling has been horrible.
After my test I will try to improve.
Hugs
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<title>boggie thru life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59700</link>
<pubDate>26-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Don't cry because it is over
Smile because it happen

Pain and Suffering is inevitable, but Misery is optional

Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a Mystery, Today is a gift that is why it is called the Present

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help others up

Life is what you make of it, kinda like Play-Doh

The bubbling brook would lose its song if you remove the rocks

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open

"There is a destiny that makes us Brothers, No one goes his way alone: All that we send into the hearts of others, come back into our own"
(by Edwin Markham)
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<title>Your age by eating out</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59100</link>
<pubDate>24-JUL-07</pubDate>
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YOUR AGE BY DINER &amp; RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go
out to eat.
more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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<title>change in the Model of month</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=57860</link>
<pubDate>20-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Wow,
The month not even over and we have a new one

Girls get the wheelbarrels out for the guys to carry their tongues in while looking 

Dang they just can't find a guy for us

Ok fellas we need aq volunteer
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<title>porn for women</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=57300</link>
<pubDate>17-JUL-07</pubDate>
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I just know the guys will look
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<title>This months model</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=57080</link>
<pubDate>17-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Gee he is a cutie
In a relationship only 40 lives in Australia
Sooooooooo Not fair
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<title>FLOODING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53580</link>
<pubDate>02-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Hey the news report just said there is flooding in Texas, kansas, OKlahoma

I hope all our friends are OK
Praying they are
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<title>Celebrating 4th of JULY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53022</link>
<pubDate>29-JUN-07</pubDate>
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OK it is our independence qwe are clebrating and everyday I thank God and our guys for keeping it for us.
This is a big weekend lots of traffic, AND FULL MOON

ALL MY FRIENDS THAT ARE OUT RIDING THIS WEEKEND PLEASE REMEMBER

RIDE SAFE &amp; HAVE FUN
Hugs
Susan
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<title>Did it again</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=52180</link>
<pubDate>27-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Yep gave up my premier membership
angain

I wanta save and go on vacation

Need vacation Yep right after I take those dreaded states test.

Dang you folks who don't live here are lucky. This is the only state (CA) that can make you wait up to 2 months for your stupid 6 digit (or ever how many digit #) to take a test
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<title>Carlos and Jose</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=51222</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Jose &amp; Carlos are panhandling on the street.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of
money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every
day.

Jose says "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids
to support".

Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move
back to Mexico ".
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<title>this is for the men</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=51221</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. 




The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of 



government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. 



Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: 



MOUNT &amp; DO. 



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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<title>another for the women</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=51220</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Subject: The Inheritance


When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died he decided he needed a woman with whom to enjoy it. 

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 

He walked up to her and said, "I may look like just an ordinary man, but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 150 million
dollars." 

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.  Three days later she became his stepmother. 

Women are so much smarter than men.
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<title>OUR TROOPS and starbucks coffee</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50480</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-07</pubDate>
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STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO  MARINES

Recently Marines in Iraq  wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them 
know how much they liked  their coffees and to request that they send some 
of it to the troops  there.

Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank  you for their support of their 
business, but that Starbucks does not support  the war, nor anyone in it, 
and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee.

So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying 
any of their products! As a war vet  writing to fellow patriots, I feel we 
should get this out in the  open. I know this war might not be very popular 
with some folks,  but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the 
ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house  for what they and I 
believe is right.

If you feel the  same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it 
and no one will  never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know 
you'll all be there  again when I deploy once more.

"Semper Fidelis."
Sgt  Howard C. Wright
1st Force Recon Co
1st Plt  PLT

PLEASE DON'T  DELETE THIS .. ALLOW IT TO BE PASSED TO ALL IN MEMORY OF ALL 
THE  TROOPS WHO HAVE DIED SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE  TO 
SUPPORT THEM OR NOT!!!

Now remember this was sent to me have not had time to check it out but why sign if not true
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<title>Handcuffs?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48520</link>
<pubDate>14-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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<title>Education in Sex</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48860</link>
<pubDate>16-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Ok so I have to many friday night home

OK we have had whips, chains, handcuffs and fantasys.

But if you dare who gave you your education on the subject of sex.

Mine started with my folks.
1st my Dad always said to keep a man happy you have to make a good cup of coffee, Than he turned it over to Mom as he kept a shotgun at the door to remind our dates to bring us home on time. He had four girls to take care of after Moms lessons

Now Mom was a different story as she said a good cup of coffee was for afterwards.She taught us a man has 2 brains one in the head and one between the legs. Well mom being mom she told us to keep a man you keep the one between the legs happy and than the other.
Of course being courious we asked how we do this.
Her answer was read this.
the book was THE HAPPY HOOKER
and with that we were taken off to the doctors office.
Gee that was the worst part of the training
But had to love the book as I kept my guy happy for 20yrs before he passed away. Never wandered. Guess I learned my lessons well enough
 MY Parents were the best. Yep loved my folks

I still remember what that book taught us.
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<title>For TTT and friends</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46100</link>
<pubDate>01-JUN-07</pubDate>
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OK I know it doesn't show my little red ribbon but this is a picture of me and my 3 best friends in the program. A sister of one took the picture. The pinning one by professionals sucks and to much money
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<title>It is good to be a woman:</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45941</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
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1. We got off the Titanic first. 
2. We can scare male bosses with 
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 
3 Taxis stop for us. 
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 
8. We can congratulate our teammate 
without ever touching her rear end. 
9. We never have to reach down every so often 
to make sure our privates are still there. 
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without 
having to picture them naked 
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, 
we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 
13. We will never regret piercing our ears 
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence 
because they aren't listening anyway.
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<title>national sisters week</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45940</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-07</pubDate>
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TO MY: 
Girlfriend and Sister's Week 
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, 
the hairspray I use and the friends I have. 
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
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<title>Ok I gave in</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45380</link>
<pubDate>25-MAY-07</pubDate>
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for one month only a paying member
just couldn't stand not seeing who was looking at my profile
watch out I can now email and chat
my present to me
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<title>Are you Kathlick?????</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45345</link>
<pubDate>25-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. 
They decided it was because they had not been Baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. 
So they went to the nearest Church.
But only the janitor was there
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. 
Will you baptize us?" 
"Sure," said the janitor. 
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. 
Then he said, "You are now Baptized!"
"When they got outside, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, 
"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you." 
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you." 
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!" 
They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do You think that means?" 


"I think it means we're Pisscopailians. "
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<title>garfield on oil crisis</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45121</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-07</pubDate>
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this is so cute so true

A lot of folks can't understand how we came 
to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
~~~ 
Well, there's a very simple answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that is purely geographical. 
~~~ 
Our OIL is located in 
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ALASKA 
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California 
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Coastal Florida 
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Kansas 
~~~ 
Oklahoma 
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Pennsylvania 
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and 
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Texas 
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington,DC !!! 
Any Questions???
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<title>HERE IT IS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45080</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Ok folks you all know I passed well here is the announcement of my PINNING.

Tuesday the Twenty ninth of May two thousand and seven at seven thirty in the evening

Long Beach City College Auditorium
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<title>Hey what is with</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44781</link>
<pubDate>21-MAY-07</pubDate>
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More not working Gee BKis so bad these days
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<title>For the Women On BK</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44760</link>
<pubDate>20-MAY-07</pubDate>
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&gt;Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and 
one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided 
&gt;that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
&gt;
&gt;They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very 
touching
&gt;speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
&gt;as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and 
kids
&gt;or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little
&gt;in return.
&gt;
&gt;As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
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<title>Its so not fair</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44780</link>
<pubDate>21-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Well Guys at least you got something to look at for model of the month. 
Maybe she work at the garage lol
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<title>IS IT ME OR DOES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43807</link>
<pubDate>13-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Have you folks noticed the model of the month?

Who votes for the canidates?
 Hmmm must have to be a gold member to vote
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<title>TO ALL YOU WONDERFULL MOMS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43481</link>
<pubDate>10-MAY-07</pubDate>
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
To all of the MOM's on BK
Hugs
Susan
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<title>Where's Moses???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41820</link>
<pubDate>28-APR-07</pubDate>
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anyone know or did I miss something.

Hmm maybe I should go over to the court house and file a missing persons
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<title>THE FOX HUNT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41581</link>
<pubDate>26-APR-07</pubDate>
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Rule # 1: 
 WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT LOOK  STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT &amp; SAY NOTHING 
 
    THE FOX HUNT
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<title>Prayers Needed</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40881</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-07</pubDate>
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That I will make it for just 3 more weeks and stay focused.
Personal things have happened one on top of the other this week and have me worried

Thank You all
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<title>Plant a Garden</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40482</link>
<pubDate>18-APR-07</pubDate>
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Come to the garden alone, 
                            while the dew is still on the roses.... 


  FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING, 

              PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 



1. peace of heart
2. peace of mind
3.peace of soul

           PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 


1. Squash gossip 
2. Squash indifference 
3. Squash grumbling 
4. Squash selfishness


PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE: 



  1. Lettuce be faithful 
  2. Lettuce be kind 
  3. Lettuce be patient 
  4. Lettuce really love one another 

 



NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS: 



    1. Turnip for meetings 
    2. Turnip for service 
    3. Turnip to help one another 


TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE   THYME: 


    1. Thyme for each other 
     2. Thyme for family 
     3. Thyme for friends 

WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU  SOW.
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<title>2 Glasses of Wine</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40041</link>
<pubDate>16-APR-07</pubDate>
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This was emailed to me I hope you enjoy it
This is a good philosophy to have in life. 
There will always be room for 2 Glasses of Wine! When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...Bj 
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. 
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. 
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. 
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." 
The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. 
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff. 
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls 
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. 
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." 
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented. 
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend." 
Hugs
Susan
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<title>PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39502</link>
<pubDate>12-APR-07</pubDate>
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I just learned about this

Both google and yahoo do this, maybe the others do too? 

Google has implemented a new feature  which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit MapQuest, you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this!  It's a nationwide reverse telephone book.   

If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming. 

Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried  my  number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary. 

Please look up your own number. 

In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: google (http://www.google.com/) Type your phone  number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your private information, simply click on your telephone  number and then click on the Removal Form. Removal takes 48-hours. 

Check your own number and although this may not apply to you if you have an unlisted number or cell phone as primary contact, but you may know someone who needs to know this. 

A very reliable friend sent this to me please check it out
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<title>JERSEY  staying focused</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39409</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-07</pubDate>
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to stay focused
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<title>Does anyone know how Jersey is</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39042</link>
<pubDate>09-APR-07</pubDate>
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Does anyone know

I pray and asked the angels to watch over her

Susan
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<title>Remember when you were a Kid</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39041</link>
<pubDate>09-APR-07</pubDate>
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK? WELL THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE :-)
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<title>Happy Easter</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38700</link>
<pubDate>07-APR-07</pubDate>
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Have a wonderful and safe day
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<title>With Spring Break</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38600</link>
<pubDate>06-APR-07</pubDate>
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1st I want to say

HAPPY EASTER TP ALL

2nd IMPORTANT

Be careful riding this weekend with all those people trying to get somewhere

BE SAFE
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<title>To All My Friends On BK</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38460</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-07</pubDate>
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Thanks for the lifting words of encourgement 7 weeks left
A prayer for all
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<title>A wise person once said</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36870</link>
<pubDate>26-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." 
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." 
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. 
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. 
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. 
-- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
-- Mark Twain 

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 
-- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.. 
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. 
-- A lex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. 
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. 
-- Spike Milligan

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
-- Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. 
-- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it w ill avoid you. 
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. 
-- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. 
-- Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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<title>DETERMINATION</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36345</link>
<pubDate>21-MAR-07</pubDate>
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The end is right there, but yet I still have to get to it.
Now I have to fight the darn traffic to get to and from school and clinicals, my dog has to stay somewhere else (not with me)4 days a week and I miss him.
Its enough to drive a sane person crazy. 
But every time I read this Quote I feel better

"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragement, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." 
 Thomas Carlyle 
Thanks for listening while I blow some steam
OMG spring break hurry hurry
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<title>Here's a St. Paddy's day Toast to all</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35500</link>
<pubDate>15-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Here's to absent friends and here's twice to absent enemies. 
Here's to the light heart and the heavy hand. 
Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure. 
Here's to a wet night and a dry morning. 
May we always have a clean shirt, a clean conscience, and a bob in the pocket. 
May you be across Heaven's threshold before the old boy knows you're dead.
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<title>My new bed parnter</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35184</link>
<pubDate>13-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Well he doesn't snore
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<title>YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34720</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Did you Remember time changed today
Spring forward

Yeppee longer daylight longer rides
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<title>Poor little kitty</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34645</link>
<pubDate>09-MAR-07</pubDate>
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wrong place wrong time
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<title>HI HO HI HO</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34644</link>
<pubDate>09-MAR-07</pubDate>
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No wonder why they all left snowhite alone during the day
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<title>For those who care to know</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33664</link>
<pubDate>01-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
OK guys and Gals
after tonight I'm off the internet
until after the weekend

Moving

Oh by the way this is a good thing
So please have a wonderful weekend and DO try to get along together
Life has enough stress in general and we all need a place to laugh and enjoy each other.
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<title>To the BK people</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33350</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Getting mad
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<title>OK Huston we have a problem</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33349</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"T"
I just caught your mental breakdown
How am I going to get thru till graduation with out you guys

OH no OH no sniff sniff sniff boo hoo boo hoo I want my friends back

I really don't need the stress BK you don't wnat me upset really you don't
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<title>It just happen to me</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33345</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I haven't been gold member for 2 weeks now and now I can't see the blogs just this morning I could
What is with that it is suppose to be an open thing free

OH know how am I going to cmmunicate with everyone now I can't afford this till after graduation what bums let me have it than yank it while I'm in school.
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<title>Ladies True or False</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32162</link>
<pubDate>18-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Makes you wonder though
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<title>The Unfortunate Truth About Dating</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31984</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What ya Think
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<title>The evolution of man</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32023</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Aww
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<title>OK everyone we have</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32022</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Done butts, stressed vest, Hand, feet
Now how about legs 
Nothing like a tall long legged guy with a nice butt attached
Now for you men
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<title>You now you live in California</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31986</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
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You are in California
You Know You're In California When...


1.The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. 

2.You were born somewhere else. 

3.You know how to eat an artichoke. 

4.The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. 

5.Your car has bulletproof windows. 

6.Left is right and right is wrong. 

7.Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 

8.Your mouse has only one ball. 

9.You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up. 

10. You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by. 

11.You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it. 

12.You drive to your neighborhood block party. 

13.Your family tree contains 'significant others'. 

14.Your cat has it's own psychiatrist. 

15.You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. 

16.You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. 

17.More than clothes come out of the closets. 

18.When 'the Dead' are best live. 

19.You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. 

20.Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse. 

21.More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers. 

22.Smoking in your office is not optional. 

23.When you can't schedule a meeting because you must 'do lunch'. 

24.Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks. 

25.Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news. 

26.You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman. 

27.You consult your horoscope before planning your day. 

28.A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery. 

29.When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'. 

30.All highways out of the state say: 'Go back'. 

31.You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
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<title>Has it Really</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31985</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Has the biker image gone to the dogs now
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<title>As You All</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31920</link>
<pubDate>16-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Most of you know I'm getting closer to the end of school. (12 wks now)

Due to this I'm still going to be a member but not premier, which means I will no longer be able to IM you or email you UNLESS initiated by the other first. I'm told I can still blog Gee I hope so as this has been a great stress
reliever for me.
The reason is the budjet now has to be really tighten up do to State broads, finger ,printing, ATS testing, criminal background and of course graduation.
So please be patient as I'll be back as soon as finances allow

Remember if anything I'll still be keeping a close EYE on you to make sure your still laughing hugging playing nice ( and Not :))
Kisses and Hugs
Susan
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<title>Comic Super Heroes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31825</link>
<pubDate>15-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ok, we had movies cartoons Now lets see what super hero you'd like to be
As for Me the Catwoman she really can bend her body around
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<title>To The Men On BK</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31674</link>
<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
         To All You wonderful 
                 MEN
             Here on BK
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<title>Your favorite cartoon character</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31102</link>
<pubDate>10-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
mine is Timon and Pumba
They're friends thru and thur
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<title>This is so true,but  has itt happen to you</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31003</link>
<pubDate>09-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." 
 Henry Ford 

It has been happening to me lately as I come closer to the end of mine in nursing which is soon.
I find myself wondering about what ifs
How I get back on track is looking at my goal
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<title>NANANAN's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30321</link>
<pubDate>04-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
OK folks post your 
NANANA's here or your
BOOHOO"s
Either for Bears or the Colts
which ever
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<title>SMILE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30240</link>
<pubDate>04-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."  
 William Author Ward
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<title>Just heard on News</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29994</link>
<pubDate>02-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Tornado in  Central Florida 
Very bad
Hit at 3am their time this morning
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<title>Playing</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29989</link>
<pubDate>02-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"The one advantage of playing with fire...is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don't know how to play with it who get burned up." 
 Oscar Wilde
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<title>Quote for all</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29963</link>
<pubDate>01-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, businesswise?." 
 Bruce Barton
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<title>What snow have in common</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29947</link>
<pubDate>01-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Q: Why is  like snow? 

A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
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<title>What is a friend to you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29945</link>
<pubDate>01-FEB-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults." 
 Charles Kingsley 

I have been fortunate to have a friend that fits this. We have been friends for 20yrs now

Do you have a friend like this
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<title>What do you do??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29261</link>
<pubDate>27-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
When you wake up at 3am in the morning and can't go back to sleep?

As for me came here posted this blog and did homework

Now if I had a man here I wouldn't be typing this stupid blog
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<title>Stessors</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28840</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-07</pubDate>
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OK, You all know I'm in school for nursing. It is a very hard and stressful program.Not only do we have to deal with our clinicals, lectures, different instructors every nine weeks and learn new hospitals. If you miss more than 2 days no excuse allowed, your out of the program after the 3rd. We know that, late counts also as miss.The reasoning is you have to have those hours for certification. State rules.
Well as time goes along your class becomes family outside of family. We help each other.Since June we have gone from 39 to 29 students and we are in our last 18wks.
On the news this weekend there was a young boy killed by one of these guys that has a prescription to grow Pot. He shot the kid with a pellet gun and the pellet traveled from he back of his shoulder to his heart.This young man was on the side walk no evidence that there was a break in,and they found more than what was legal.
To make this long story short, he was the son of one of my classmates. We didn't know until she came in to the lobby where we met for clinicals and looked lost when we ask her what was wrong is when we found this out. Yet, here she was at class. She said it was better than facing the Media and was worried about being absence. The instructor tried to get her to go home and she made it both days.
This type of thing only enforces my goal but also reminds me that with all your problems there is another with or this case worst than yours.
The whole class is affected over this tragedy, and we are all helping anyway possible.
Thanks for listening
Susan
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<title>Your Favorite</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28421</link>
<pubDate>20-JAN-07</pubDate>
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OK what is your favorite movie of all time and what type of movies do you like
Action
Drama
Comedy
Horror
Other ( this is for BK purpose)

Mine is Braveheart since the clan is my families clan
type is Action life has enough drama for me
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<title>HARLEY FOR THE LADIES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27340</link>
<pubDate>12-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The latest model
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<title>SMART RUG-RAT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27223</link>
<pubDate>11-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
SMART RUG-RAT.

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" 
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. 

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, 

"Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back. 
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. 

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." 
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, 

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!"
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<title>Deperate Biker</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27140</link>
<pubDate>11-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Check this out
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<title>SUPERBOWL SUNDAY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=25681</link>
<pubDate>01-JAN-07</pubDate>
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We just get over Xmas and N.Years, now it's time to get ready for Superbowl Sunday. I use to enter the football pools and won almost all the time. The guys would really get mad because I would also bet on the side and I would say about 75% of the time win their money, and I don't even follow football not a big fan at all.
So to make admends and keep everyone out of the bars and safe I started having the superbowl get together at our house and I quit betting. To keep me out of the action I stayed in the kitchen fixng those goodies that we call finger food.
Before the 1st one showed up I would have my long workbench covered with a tablecloth right in the room with the TV packed with food from one end to the other. Of course had to put it all out the refrig was stocked with beer and soda's.
They had their choice of enchilada's,fix your own tacos, nachos' suprem,assortment of sandwiches from turkey, ham, roast beef made or make your own.
Oh yes the must have deviled eggs, Why guys have to see who can fart the most while watching football is beyond me. Than choc chip cookies (homemade),pies, salads. Also, some of the sweets had to be sugar free for the ones that were diabetic, low salt for High Blood pressure.
For me ear plugs till they got started than I gave myself the afternoon off to go shopping with the donations given for the food.
This also was for 15 to 25 people more guys than gals.
This is a fun and safe way to enjoy Superbowl sunday with friends and just think if you drink and were in a bar you would more than likely be pulled over since it is almost considered a drinking holiday. This way you and your friends enjoy a game or 2, eat good food and don't have to leave until you are very capable of driving IF YOU DRINK
That is what I did also, Everyone gave me their keys on their own so I could make sure they were ok to drive or delegate a driver for them.
HAVE A FUN SUPERBOWL SUNDAY
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<title>HAPPY 2007</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=25620</link>
<pubDate>31-DEC-06</pubDate>
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May all of the people here on BK
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<title>how do you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=21920</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-06</pubDate>
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Don't know how I posted a blank blog but oh well
Doing good thks for asking
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<title>GIVING THANKS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=20900</link>
<pubDate>23-NOV-06</pubDate>
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I'm thankfull for all the brave men and women who gave their lives and are fighting for us to have our freedom
I'm thankful for all the friends I have made here on BK
and keeping my sisters and brothers safe
AND
I THANK THE LORD FOR THOSE HE KEEPS SAFE WHILE OUT THERE RIDING ON THE OPEN ROADES.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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<title>Idea for turkey day</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19909</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-06</pubDate>
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`Well I posted a turkey reciepe for the specail bird but they didn't put the pic on. So I'll try to describe.
It is a roasted turkey that looks like it is sun bathing w/a bikini on.
What you do is arrange the foil as a top and bottoms while you brown it once foil is removed it is a lighter color and looks realy cool.
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<title>MORAL OF THE STORY IS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=20660</link>
<pubDate>20-NOV-06</pubDate>
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Ok, Hope you like this one, it has
a lesson in life at the end.


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
 
The local paper read: 
PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT
 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
 
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: 
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN 

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
 
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10 
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 
The next day the headlines read: 
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE 

The bishop was buried the next day!!! 
 
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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<title>IDEA FOR TURKEY DAY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19784</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-06</pubDate>
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Turkey Recipe
 
INSTRUCTIONS 
Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. 
Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan. 
Position the foil carefully. 
Roast according to your own recipe 
Serve. 
Watch your guests' faces! 
Susan
Already sent to Mountaintrouble
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<title>FREE ORANGES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19782</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-06</pubDate>
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<title>HERE IT IS GUYS  "BEER STUDY"</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19780</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-06</pubDate>
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You have to hope this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Yesterday scientist of Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis, the presence of female hormones in beer and suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer make men turn into women.
To test the theory 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer in an one hour
period.
RESULTS
1)It was observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense
2)had to sit while urinating
3)could not even drive
4)became emotional
5)gained weight
6)failed to think rationaly
7)could not preform sexualy
8)argued over nothing
9)refused to apologize when wrong
10)NO futher testing planned
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<title>STUDYING VS SEX</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19779</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-06</pubDate>
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10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
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<title>WHAT SEX ARE THEY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19778</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-06</pubDate>
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SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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<title>Gonna be a Bear</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19209</link>
<pubDate>03-NOV-06</pubDate>
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In this life I'm a women.In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I can deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR
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<title>IF MY BODY WERE A CAR</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19208</link>
<pubDate>03-NOV-06</pubDate>
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR 

If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and  scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,  but that's not the worst of it. 

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. 

My traction  is not as graceful as it once was. 

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. 

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. 

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. 

My fuel rate burns inefficiently. 

But here's the worst of it ?

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks  or my exhaust backfires!
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<title>tThis is for the GALS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19155</link>
<pubDate>02-NOV-06</pubDate>
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BEHIND EVERY 
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN 
IS HERSELF 

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... 
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG 
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER 
IN HOT WATER 

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN 
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW 
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE 
AND A CAREER 

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. 
SOME THINGS ARE JUST 
BETTER RICH 

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN 
And I HAVE A GUN 

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE 
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT 

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... 
I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME 

DO NOT START WITH ME. 
YOU WILL NOT WIN


ALL STRESSED OUT 
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

Last but not least
 
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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<title>New Joke</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=18566</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-06</pubDate>
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Need Samples 
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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<title>GOD'S GIFT--Ladies this is ONE for us</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=18565</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-06</pubDate>
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God's Gifts 
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. 

"It?s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I?d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It?d be so great. When I?m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It?d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please." 

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn?t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What?s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
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<title>MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=18564</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-06</pubDate>
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Making Love to a Woman 
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. 

You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. 

HANGING WALLPAPER 
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. 

PUTTING UP A TENT 
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. 

You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. 

WASHING A CAR 
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. 

You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. 

BEING IN THERAPY 
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. 

BEING IN A CRASH 
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. 

First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. 

GOING FISHING 
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. 

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. 

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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<title>This is beautiful "Who are you"</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=17943</link>
<pubDate>21-OCT-06</pubDate>
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That is so lovely.
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<title>Tattoo"s</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=14780</link>
<pubDate>13-SEP-06</pubDate>
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for all those in CA and like to ride there is a huge tattoo this weekend in hollywood at the hollywood palladium. This is a really nice show lots of top  artist. Its the 15th thru 17
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