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<description>Crazy with a dirty mouth,in need of medication,howling,stomping,spewing,clawing,biting,hanging out in dark murky places inside the box with no life on my PC 24/7 with my pretend friends from millions of miles away terrorizing the blogs and writing crap and my stupid life stories. NightNurse (o:</description>
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<title>Makes me wonder?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=117461</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-09</pubDate>
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I admit I have made some bad choices when it comes to men. 
But I must confess I'm entirely mystified as to why Christina Raines is drawn to Drew Peterson,a former Bolingbrook,Illinois police sergeant suspected of killing both his third and fourth wives. 
The latest development in the complicated situation is the news this week that Raines has now moved in with fiance Peterson. 
For the moment, let's set aside the fact that he might be a murderer. 
He's had four wives already. The thought has not occurred to her he's not exactly ideal husband material, that his track record might suggest something? One prior marriage, okay. Two, well, iffy. Three? Danger, danger. And four? Hello, tap tap, is this thing on? 
Now factor in the possibility that he's suspected in not one but two murders of former wives. 
What the hell is she thinking? 
I loved both my husbands dearly, but if early in our dating history, either had mentioned four previous wives, two of whom were possibly murdered by him, somehow I think that would have taken the bloom off the proverbial rose. 
Peterson must be some smooth talker and/or fantastic in bed.
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<title>Shagging the chauffer</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=117441</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-09</pubDate>
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The woman in the vintage photo below, photographed in 1911 at the age of twenty-one, was socialite Henrietta Louise Cromwell Brooks MacArthur Atwill Heiberg, known simply as Louise to her friends.

You might think she was some prude from the sepia-tinted days of yesteryear. Think again.

She was married and divorced four times. One of her husbands was actor Lionel Atwill. Another was the young Douglas MacArthur. Both men were notorious lovers and rakes. She caused media scandals in the 1920s. Her family was richer than God. Her brother married Doris Duke.

Women like her never worked a day in their lives. They did a little volunteering for the right causes, mostly organizing charity fetes that were nothing but parties for themselves, but they didn't spend the rest of their time knitting. They enjoyed themselves.

Look at her face. That woman just oozes attitude. I would not be at all surprised if, when biding time between her various marriages, and probably during her marriages as well, she wasn't shagging the chauffeur and probably the gardener, too.

She probably went out of her way to hire broad-shouldered, strapping lads as dumb as a bag of rocks. She had them wrapped around her little finger. They never called her anything but "miss" or "ma'am," even when her bare legs were wrapped around their sweaty, muscular buttocks in her bed.

I could see her shaggging the chauffeur to wile away the afternoon, then a few hours later she'd be in the back of her big black Packard on the way to a benefit while some rich snot ran his hands up her skirt into the nether lands beyond. The poor lunkhead in the front seat would see all this in the mirror but have to keep quiet and try to keep his eyes on the road.

Of course, he saw a lot of that before she summoned him to her bedroom for the first time one stormy night when she was home alone. They ended up doing it half-dressed on the divan because she had him so worked up by that point.

Louise lived through exciting times: the Edwardian Era, World War I, the Roaring Twenties, the Depression, World War II, the Fifties, and died during the Swinging Sixties. She died of a heart attack at 75. Women who keel over suddenly like that usually go out fast and hard. You have to wonder if some weeping boy-toy half her age was desperately trying to bring her back to life as she lay sprawled lifeless on the sweat-stained satin sheets.

Some people see old photographs like this and feel sorry for the sitters, having lived in a more repressed,unenlightened time.

But I look at pictures like this and imagine what it was really like when the shades came down and the lights went out.

You go, Louise.
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<title>geeessshhhhh!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=117222</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-09</pubDate>
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This place sure is quiet.
Looks like the blogs have hardly moved at all.


Hello...Hello...Hello...
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me...
Is there anyone at home?
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<title>A message from above...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=116901</link>
<pubDate>02-JAN-09</pubDate>
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I am God. Today, like any other day, I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help.

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved in My time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic; don't despair. There are people in this world for which driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the people in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed their children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance;
think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes they had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about,asking "what is my purpose?" Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other peoples bitterness, ignorance or insecurities; remember, things could be worse - You could be one of them!

Don't try to handle anything you can't. Let me do my job.

With Love,
God


Wishing you,and yours,a blessed and Happy New Year.

xoxo
Debbi
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<title>Wise Writings</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=113081</link>
<pubDate>07-AUG-08</pubDate>
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There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, 'Thyroid problem?'

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Sign in Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s.

 Being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

No one ever says 'It's only a game!' when their team is winning.

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been
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<title>Mythological Gods And Goddesses</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46200</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Which one are you?  I'm Zizilia, Slavic Goddess of love and sensuality.
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<title>Beyond Inhuman Cruelty</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=112881</link>
<pubDate>29-JUL-08</pubDate>
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Hi.
My name is Debbi.
I'm a blogaholic.
It's been....
errrrr... a long time since I last posted a blog.


Now... on a very serious note.

There is a golf course down the road from where I live that several families of geese live on.

Since I've moved here, I've followed the progression of them and the baby geese,via photography.

I was shocked and appalled when I saw one of the geese with an arrow shot thru it's side.

It was walking the course with a broken off bright orange arrow sticking out of it's left side.

I called the ASPCA and they were aware of it.
Said they were able to remove a good portion of the arrow.
Thing is... the goose will die if the whole arrow is removed.

Someone has been randomly taking target practice on my geese.

I say my geese,because I have tracked them and photographed them for a long time now.

Yesterday,another goose was spotted with an arrow shot into it's side.

The ASPCA was there trying to catch it to help it last evening.

Today... on my way to the store... to my sadness and horror,I saw another goose with an entire arrow shot thru it walking about on the golf course.

Again the ASPCA was promptly notified.

I took a series of photos starting from the first goose which have been given to the authorities and press.


Please say a prayer that whoever the monster is who is doing this gets caught.

Thanks.
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<title>Another game to play</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111941</link>
<pubDate>06-JUL-08</pubDate>
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The way you play the game is you have to come up with 2 items to take to the register, with a box of condoms, that will make the cashier raise an eyebrow. 

Be as creative as you want!
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<title>Please read this story</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111961</link>
<pubDate>06-JUL-08</pubDate>
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Each of us should think about what this says, because I beleive that what the story tells us, is true about our lives. We never have the chance to go back and do the things we wanted to do but just never found the right time and when we do, it's too late. 

A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 

'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' 

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 

'She got this t he first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: 

'Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion'. 

I still think those words changed my life. 

Now I read more and clean Less. 

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything. 

I spend more time with my family, and less at work. 

I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day... I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if i feel like it. 

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to. The words 'Someday...' and 'One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now. I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends. 
She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food. It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come. 

I would regret it, because I would no longer see the friends I would meet, letters... that I wanted to write 

'One of these days'. 

I would regret and feel sad, because I didn't say to my brother and sisters, son and daughters, not times enough at least, how much 

I love them. 

Now, I try not to delay, postpone or keep anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives.. 
And, on each morning, I say to myself that this could be a special day. And it will be. 

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special. Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one. 

If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about. 

If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it 'One of these days' ,remember that 'One'
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<title>Wanna play a game?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111901</link>
<pubDate>05-JUL-08</pubDate>
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3 Words Game

Just add your 3 words to continue the story based upon whatever you feel from the previous 3 words. (Be sure to tag on to the top post which is usually the last post or else you'll tag on to the ones in the middle or end)

If this gets enough responses,I'll put them all together to make a complete story.

It could get a little mixed up and crazy because of the time delay in comment postings here.

But, it also can be a lot of fun to see what happens!

gypsedog tagged on first,so follow upwards from there to the top.

I started it with:

Slowly I removed....
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<title>Will I Be 80?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111721</link>
<pubDate>03-JUL-08</pubDate>
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Will I Be 80?




I recently turned 60, and after moving to another city, had to find a new doctor.  

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.  

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 80?'  


He asked: 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'  

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'  

'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?' 

I said, 'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself.'  

'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'  

I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'  

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'  

'No, I don't,' I said.  

'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'  

'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'  

He looked at me and said, 'Then why do you give a shit?'
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<title>HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111601</link>
<pubDate>01-JUL-08</pubDate>
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Have a happy and safe 4th of July Holiday week-end.
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<title>The Lonely Brain Cell</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111281</link>
<pubDate>26-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away...




"We're down here!"
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<title>Now I've seen everything!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111182</link>
<pubDate>25-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Whewwwww! 
What a ride!
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<title>Gas/Porno</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=111061</link>
<pubDate>24-JUN-08</pubDate>
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CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!
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<title>The Moped</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110941</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-08</pubDate>
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An elderly man on a Moped, Looking about 100 years old, Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car And asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' States the doctor Proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window And looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!' Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show The old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds The speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot In his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks Himself. He presses harder on the accelerator And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas And passes the Moped at 275 mph And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the old Man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari All the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari, Demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror'
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<title>Spiked hair</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110901</link>
<pubDate>20-JUN-08</pubDate>
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A biker rolls to a stop at a busy down town intersection. 

As he sits there waiting for the light to change, a young man with multi-colored 10" spiked hair walks in front of the biker. 

The biker's gaze follows the lad until finally he stops and says to the biker 

"What's the matter man, ain't you never done anything crazy in your life"? 

To which the biker responds ...

"Yep, I was just thinking, I screwed a peacock about 20 years ago and I was wondering if you might be my son."
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<title>Pay per view?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110741</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Would you pay to become a member to have the privilege of being able to see a full view of someone's photo here?
What a fcked up gimmick that is.
What's next here?
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<title>The Biker and the old lady</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110541</link>
<pubDate>15-JUN-08</pubDate>
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A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't 
do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk 
home. 
 
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. 
 
The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the 
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in 
your other hand?" 
 
"Hey, thanks", the biker said, and out the door he went. 
 
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told 
him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 
Mockingbird Lane?" 
 
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird 
Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in 
no time." 
 
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my 
skirt, and ravish me?" 
 
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you 
up against the wall and do that?" 
 
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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<title>3000!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110521</link>
<pubDate>15-JUN-08</pubDate>
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HAHA!  I JUST HIT THE 3000 MARK WITH MY POSTS AND COMMENTS!
CAPS! CAPS! CAPS! HOW ABOUT THAT BILLIONS!  SWEET!
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<title>Hail stones?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=110321</link>
<pubDate>14-JUN-08</pubDate>
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The size of quarters during a rain storm on my way to work tonight,and it's 100 degrees temperature, 
Go figure.
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<title>What are the politics of riding?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109501</link>
<pubDate>04-JUN-08</pubDate>
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This is a very simple question to riders and non riders alike.




I SAW THIS ON A POLL ON ANOTHER SITE AND IT RECEIVED SOME VERY INTERESTING ANSWERS.
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<title>Burglary Robbery and Theft</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109401</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
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You never think it will happen to you. I live in a quaint private lake community. I never thought I'd see the day I'd go out to my car to find it had been broken into, center console broken into, my wallet and loose money stolen, and the change in the change compartment stolen. My identity is floating around out there with some asshole thief.  Thank goodness I didn't have my credit card in the wallet. I had used it yesterday when I took my Grandsons to the movies, and had it in my purse. Police say it's a bunch of young adults that are going thru neighborhoods. They had many reports this morning of thefts in my neighborhood and adjacent towns. It sucks. I feel violated.  They give you a victims hotline # now to keep track if the thiefs have been apprehended, and in case you need to talk to someone about being a victim.   But, it doesn't bring back my wallet or money does it.
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<title>TALKING DOG FOR SALE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109341</link>
<pubDate>01-JUN-08</pubDate>
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A guy was driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale' 

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

 

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Beagle sitting there.  'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Beagle replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 

'So, what's your story?'

The Beagle looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.  I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines.  You know one of their nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.'

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.  I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger.  So, I decided to settle down.

I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.  I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.  I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed.  He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars?  This dog is amazing!  Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's such a liar ... He never did any of that stuff.  

He was in the Navy!'
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<title>Eleven People</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109281</link>
<pubDate>31-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was use to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ......
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<title>Grandma's letter</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109221</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-08</pubDate>
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GRANDMA STILL DRIVES!!!
 Grandma's letter.

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. 

She writes: 

Dear Granddaughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store

and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. 

I was feeling particularly sassy that day

because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,

followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. 

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that
followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,

just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is,

and I didn't notice that the light had changed. 

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus

because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking 

like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

'For the love of God! '

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! 

Everyone started honking! 

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling

at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from   Florida  back there 

because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way

with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson

in the back seat what that meant. 

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or 

something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , 

so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign 

right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,

but this is when I noticed the light had changed. 

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters

grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! 

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma
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<title>I Hate My Job</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109062</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-08</pubDate>
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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &amp; Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &amp; Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &amp; Johnson." 

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
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<title>Cajun Fireman</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108981</link>
<pubDate>27-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: 

"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station, 

 

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. 

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. 

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. 

 

From now on, when I says: 

 

'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. 

When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. 

When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night." 

 

The next night he came home and shouted! 

 

'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 

'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 

'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. 

 

After a few minutes the wife yelled out: 

'Bell Four'. 

 

What de hell is Bell Four'? he asked. 

 

She replied: "Roll out more hose; you ain't nowhere near de fire."
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<title>BK C-E-N-S-O-R-S-H-I-P. AT IT AGAIN. OR A HACKER?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108661</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
CENSORSHIP! REMOVING PHOTOS AND ART. I STILL BELIEVE IT'S A HACKER.
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<title>Those Born 1920-1979</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108921</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-08</pubDate>
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READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED 


TO ALL
THE  
KIDS WHO 
SURVIVED
 the 1930's,40's,
  50's,60's and
 70's!!!! 


First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. 


They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. 


Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. 


We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors, or cabinets and when we rode our b ikes, we had no helmets, not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking. 

As infants &amp;children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts, or air bags. 


Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. 


We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. 


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. 


We ate cupcakes, white bread, and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because, 

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! 


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. 


No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. 


We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. 


We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes. No video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers!  no Internet or chat rooms....... 

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! 


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. 

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. 


We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. 


We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them! 


Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Imagine that!! 


The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! 


These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers, and inventors ever! 


The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. 

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! 


If YOU are one of them... CONGRATULATIONS! 


You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. 

 
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were. 


Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?! 


The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: 

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?' 


For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and pass this by. 

For the rest of us.. .pass this ON!
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<title>A.A.A.D.D.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108821</link>
<pubDate>25-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I was just diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. -- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided my car needs washing. As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find a can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. Then I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill, then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: ----the car isn't washed, ----the bills aren't paid, ----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, ----the flowers don't have enough water, ----there is still only 1 check in my checkbook, ----I can't find the remote, ----I can't find my glasses, ----and I don't remember what in the world I did with the car keys! Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled, because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. Don't laugh-- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!! Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Laughing at yourself is therapeutic. PS - I just walked outside and SOMEONE LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!
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<title>Have a safe and Happy Memorial Day week-end.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108601</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
In honor of those who serve our country.
Past,Present,and Future.
God bless you all.
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<title>Cardboard Men   Post #2924</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108461</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.                              
                                                                           
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the                   
road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. 

    
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands                   
them at the rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic.                  
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their              
nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. 

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.               
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.                            
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the                 
disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'                         
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.                        
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks
                                                                           
'Helllooooooo!! !!' says the blonde. 

 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
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<title>Butt Dust      Post # 2923</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108441</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What,you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover that kids do say the darndest things! 
 

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

 

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

 

 

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

 

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

 

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

 

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

 

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

 

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

 

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

 

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... ...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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<title>Biology Lesson</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108281</link>
<pubDate>20-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The 
Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are 
the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I 
had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she said.
The teacher, knowing how precious 
some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident 
and why she thought the cat stuttered.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back 
yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running 
start and before we knew it, 
he jumped over the fence into our 
yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the 
little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And 
before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'
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<title>Just for tonight....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108061</link>
<pubDate>17-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were 
both married to other 
people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a 
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over 
sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in 
the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and 
gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but 
would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? 
I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for 
tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great 
idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fcking 
blanket."

After a moment of silence he farted.
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<title>The chance to ride a motorcycle again</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107981</link>
<pubDate>16-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
West Australian company gives paraplegics the chance to ride a motorcycle again


It's a sad fact that if you ride motorcycles for any length of time, you're more than likely to run into somebody who used to ride bikes but can't any more due to catastrophic injury - often these are injuries sustained in bike crashes. I've known several ex-bikers who have sustained life-changing injuries through the sport, and a 
few common threads emerge: most have no regrets, 
most are getting on with life with strength and dignity, 
and most would desperately love to ride again one day. 
And not a trike, a proper, leaning-in-the-corners, 
motorcycle.



Whether or not they should ride again is one question - a question upon which these folks families would probably have a fairly firm opinion - but thanks to West Australian company Dreamfit and its founder Darren Lomman, paraplegic riders can now have a motorcycle retrofitted to allow them to re-live the freedom of the open road on two wheels.

The dreamfit retrofit addresses several different areas in which wheelchair-bound riders are compromised:

1) Gear shifting - normally the domain of the left foot, the gearshift system is fitted with a pneumatic ram operated by a compressed air system that lives under the pillion seat where possible. Thumb levers operate the ram to select gears in the same way as an able rider would with his or her foot. There's also the option of fitting an RPM-dependent autoshift feature.

2) Braking - the front and rear brakes are both operated by the right handbrake lever in a similar system to Honda's Combined Braking System. A knob allows the rider to select the proportion of braking force that is sent to each wheel. There's also a parking brake to keep the bike steady when stopped on a hill.

3) Ergonomic support - without the ability to hold themselves on the bike with their lower body or stomach muscles, additional support is needed from the bike. Dreamfit achieves this by using a series of moulded plates to hold the lower body in place. Cup-style footrests similar to those on some bicycles hold the feet in place. Moulded ergonomic knee supports stop the rider from moving too far forward, and a specially designed seat with lumbar support stops the rider from moving too far backward, putting the upper body on a comfortable angle from which to reach the bars. All these supports are individually moulded for each rider. For paraplegics with lower back injuries that still allow some stomach control, it's possible to use a less intrusive velcro system to keep the legs anchored to the tank.

4) Low speed stability - as these riders are unable to support the bike's weight with theirlegs when stopped, Dreamfit designed a simple landing gear-style mechanism. Effectively, below a certain speed at which balance becomes challenging, a pair of stabilising wheels on steel struts descends to take the bike's weight. Once the bike is moving again, the stabilisers lift up and out of the way.



Depending on the nature of the disability and the strength of the rider, getting on and off the motorcycle could be achieved in some cases entirely manually. In other cases, a slide transfer may be required, and in more extreme cases a hoist transfer would be needed from chair to saddle.

Dreamfit's prototype bike is a CBR250RR, which Lomman put together as a university project after a chance meeting with an ex-motorcross racer in a hospital carpark. I asked the guy how much he missed being around bikes, says Lomman, and he looked me in the eye and said if he could have one wish, it would be to ride again. It brought home to me how lucky we all are - you hear about people coming off their bikes at 200kmh and getting up with minor scratches, and somebody else will come off at hardly any speed at all and end up in a wheelchair.

Lommar says Dreamfit are in the process of moving from effectively a small shed into a 2500 square metre facility: So far, we've only been able to work on prototypes - the bike, a seated surfboard, a ski boat, a hovercraft - and development costs have been huge. But hopefully with this new facility we can look at taking these machines to production. We've had around 150 enquiries about the bike from all around the world. The interest's there, the facilities and personnel are there and with the right investment we'll be in a position to help more people. You can?t imagine the feeling you get when you tell someone their impossible dram isn't so impossible after all.

If there's one person Lomman would love to get in touch with about the Dreamfit bike, it would be 3-time world 500cc champion Wayne Rainey, whose crash at Misano in 1993 left him paralysed from the chest down. Many nights I've dreamed of getting Wayne on board as an endorser, or even just letting him take the CBR for a ride - but I've looked in the Perth White Pages and Wayne Rainey's not in there. So if any of your readers have any idea of how to contact him, tell them to let me know!

For further information on this inspirational project, as well as contact details for Lomman and the Dreamfit team, check out the Dreamfit website.
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<title>Sex  Frogs</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107980</link>
<pubDate>16-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow The instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions And reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has Been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise .. . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper It says, 'If you have any problems or questions . Please call the Pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him In and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly Into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!
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<title>50 facts you might not know</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106160</link>
<pubDate>28-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.



2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.



3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.



4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.



5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is Das Beste oder Nichts meaning ?the best or nothing. 






6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.



7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.



8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.



9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.



10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.



11. Dalmatians are born without spots.



12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.



13. The v in the name of a court case does not stand for ?versus?, but for "and" (in civil proceedings) or "against" (in criminal proceedings).



14. Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.



15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.



16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.



17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.



18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.



19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.



20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.



21. The verb cleave is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.



22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.



23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.



24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.



25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.



26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.



27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.



28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.



29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.



30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.



31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.



32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.



33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.



34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.



35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.



36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.



37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.



38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).



39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself"



40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.



41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.



42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.



43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)



44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.



45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.



46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.



47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.



48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.



49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.



50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
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<title>Different Retirement Plans</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107941</link>
<pubDate>15-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, &amp; I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said.

'They're retired prostitutes; they're having a yard sale.'
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<title>LOVE MAKING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107940</link>
<pubDate>15-MAY-08</pubDate>
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The Italian says, 'When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats
6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.'

The Frenchman replies. zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstacy.

The redneck says, 'That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the
ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener
on the curtains. She hits the freakin'ceiling.
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<title>Call 911! Just another stupid life story.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107920</link>
<pubDate>15-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I'm at the deli counter at Shoprite squeezing the sub sandwiches testing for freshness when... I look down and see some baddd ass biker boots standing next to me. I looked up... and...gulp! gasp for air,heart be still,blood pressure off the charts, Oh no! This old babe starts thinkin' I'm gonna code right here in Shoprite! It's not too often someone gets dis chick's blood pressure up(in a good way)I did manage to regain some composure.not much,just some. He... Mr Triumph.. dressed in all his gear... all black leather and the chaps with studs... and lookin' sooo fine in jeans. Tall..at least 6'4"... a blonde Captain Jack Sparrow without the facial hair and BIG brown eyes. ouch! OMG! I musta looked like a sight as I wiped the drool from the side of my mouth(hehe!)clamped my weak knees together,and held on fast to my sub(like it would keep me from falling to the floor!) and... I just... froze. No words would leave my mouth. Me! Speechless. Imagine that.  Mr. Triumph spoke. Asked the deli person: "Do you have a salad bar?" His voice! At that, I dropped my little red basket to the floor. He saw my dilemma,and picked up my basket and handed it back to me and smiled. Then he walked away to the salad bar. I still couldn't move. I managed to un-stick my feet from the floor and went to check out my items. (I wanted to go to the salad bar, but,I already had all the excitement and embarrassment I could take for the evening) I ventured outside and... ddddammm! if his Triumph wasn't parked next to my Durango. So, what am I to do? I sit inside the Durango and do stupid stuff like clean out the glove box and wait for him to come out. yeah. Sounds silly,huh? Guess he musta shocked me heart and brain enough to revert me to schoolgirlism. hehe! Then... there he was again. He lit a smoke,leaned on the scoot,and just stared inside the Durango at me. Ha! What did I do? Finished cleaning out my glove box of course,pretending not to notice him. He butted out the smoke, loaded his little yellow bag of salad in the saddle bag,put on his helmet,did the vrooommm vroommmm,and,blew a kiss at me. I fainted. (No not really) I think I smiled. Then he took off. I was once again... frozen. Shit! All the I shoulda done this and I shoulda done thats raced thru my mind as he rode away. I think I need to work less and get out more. LOL!  He headed up the road. I went home. Maybe I'll check out Shoprite around 6pm every now and then. Ya never know. Maybe I'll see him again.
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<title>Two Horses</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107720</link>
<pubDate>13-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
There is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.  Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell.Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow.As you stand and watch these two horses, you'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, and that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is, trusting that he will not be led astray. When the horse with the bell returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, it stops occasionally and looks back, making sure that the blind friend isn't too far behind to hear the bell.Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges.He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need. Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives.Other times we are the guide horse, helping others to find their way....Good friends are like that... you may not always see them, but you know they are always there. Please listen for my bell and I'll listen for yours.And remember..be kinder than necessary- everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.Live simply,Love generously,Care deeply, Speak kindly....Leave the rest to God
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<title>It's The Ride</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107821</link>
<pubDate>14-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ya Know, whether it's bikers, truckers, or just an old cowboy sittin' a horse back out in the middle of no where, no matter how the world tries to pound them into one group or another they will continue to live by the beliefs that have served them and others like them all of their lives. 
Many people in the world will call them irresponsible because they refuse to let life slow them down anymore than they absolutely have to. 
They won't give in to the aches and pains that age brings with it. As best as they can they'll continue to look down the road (even though they've probably been down that very road before) with the same optimism and belief that they had the first time their butts hit the saddle. 
These people aren't afraid of dying. That's just one more ride. More than anyone else they know the meaning of "It's the trip and not the destination that's important". 
They do believe any ride is a good ride and it beats the Hell out of sitting inside somewhere and having someone tell them they have to do as they are told because it's what's best for them.
Having a plan about where you want to go and how to get there is a good idea. But if you spend your life just worrying about "getting there" you're going to miss out on the most important and interesting parts of your life!
Sometimes you might not have a choice about some of these things (like when some of your more important body parts quit working right!) but no one can take your having lived life to its fullest and your memories of that life away from you.
I'm proud to have known many of these people and I'm happy that I can say that I've lived my life pretty much following these beliefs. 
I've been lucky that I have a wife who will go with me and has always been a help. She enjoys the ride about as much as I do. It's kind of like bad weather on a ride, the ride is good but good weather just makes the ride that much better. But either way being on the ride is the important part.
Besides you'd never know how good something is if you don't have something to compare it to.
Now, those of us that have been there have the job of trying to pass on some of what it means to be free and think freely to those who will follow us. Admittedly not many will understand what you try to tell them about living free and all of the benefits and responsibilities that go with living free. 
Many of them will give lip service to wanting to live free and that they would be willing to except whatever the results of that life are. 
The sad truth is that most of them are willing to talk about it maybe even spend some time and money on what they say they want. When it comes down to it though, they are only willing to risk about as much as an E-Ride at Disneyland. (It looks real but it's really only man-made to look that way so there's no real risk!) 
In other words, they're happy to have the world think they are tough guys as long as someone is there to rescue them from whatever they get themselves into! 
If you're lucky there will be that 2 or 3 out every 100 or so that will understand something of what you try to teach them. Those are the ones who will carry on the things that have made this the great country that it is. 
They will do these things not because the world told them that they should be a certain way but because it is part of who they are. 
We can't force them to be the way we think they should (neither could anyone else when it came to us). 
What we can do is to guide them with our actions in our lives, and leave a few marks along our trail for them to follow. 
Just Thinkin' Out Loud, 
John Padberg
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<title>10 Reasons.........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107663</link>
<pubDate>12-MAY-08</pubDate>
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It ain't easy being a penis.

1. -You've got a hole in your head. 
2. -Your master strangles you all the time. 
3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
4. -You shrink in cold water. 
5. -You never get a haircut. 
6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 
7. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 
8. -Your best friend is a pussy. 
9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
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<title>2 Prostitutes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107662</link>
<pubDate>12-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car Which said:  'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them They'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' The officer smiled .
'Their sign pertains to religion'

So the two ladies of the night frowned
As they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area When he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them When he noticed the new sign which now read:

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter--  $50.00.
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<title>MY PRIVATE PART DIED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107000</link>
<pubDate>06-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong?
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." 
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little confused, she replied, "Oh, I'm so
sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences." 
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas. 
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You
shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. 
Please put your Private Part back inside your
pajamas." 
"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes,"
said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is
it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well,"he
replied, "Today is the viewing."
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<title>How smart is Your Right Foot?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106860</link>
<pubDate>05-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle
your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you
can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your
brain!

1.While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer,etc...(I did it sitting in my bed)
lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Maybe it sounds silly,but I bet before the day is done you
are going to try it,if you've not already done so.
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<title>Gratitude</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106700</link>
<pubDate>04-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I give thanks for good roads that run straight through desert or field. For rolling roads that disappear over the horizon. For those that curve through canyon bottoms where golden aspens bend over fast-flowing streams and for roads that leap up the mountains in sweepers and hairpins to carry me high above and far away from daily life.

I give thanks for the smooth roads and the cracked, the perfectly banked and the off-camber. For roads well-known and those new met and soon loved.

I am thankful for the simple 90-degree turn at a stop sign out in the middle of nowhere. The ones that say, "pause a moment, smell the moist green of growing things and the rich soil beneath them, and think about how good it is to be alive."

I give thanks for the way the concrete sings beneath my tires, the crunch of gravel, the smell of rain on hot asphalt.

I give thanks for the way my leg feels as I swing it over the saddle, the supple strength of gloves sliding onto my hands, for my electric vest in the cold and jacket vents in the heat. The way the zipper slides up my jacket. The way it feels, later, when I take off my helmet.

I give thanks for the dawn rides when the sun finds me on the road while the cars sit still and cold in driveways and their owners turn over in bed and hit the snooze alarm. The empty roads where the mist still clings to the low spots and I can smell the sun starting to warm the air.

I give thanks for the long rides that stretch from morning to late afternoon and into the evening. For the miles and curves that vanish beneath my tires, those hours when time loses all meaning. For those days when I ride so long my throttle hand is sore and I walk a bit bow-legged when I finally park the bike.

I give thanks for the evening rides when the sunlight lays like marmalade across the landscape. For those rides when the sun sinks past the horizon and the world fills up with shadows until all the shadows meet and melt together and bring the night.

I give thanks for night-time riding when the streets once again are empty and silent and I feel as if they are mine all mine, and that only another rider could know the joy I do.

I give thanks for the wind and it's odd, irregular beat tapping on my visor. The feel of the wind against my body as I ride. The way it blows the stress, the pain, the uncertainties right out of me and blows hope and the belief that anything is possible into my heart in return. I give thanks for the freedom of the wind.

I give thanks for the lean, for that delicious, exhilarating sensation where I realize I am one with the great laws of physics. I give thanks that I feel the acceleration in every part of my body.

I give thanks for the machine beneath me, for the ability to be a modern-day centaur, for the power and throb of the engine between my legs, the way my hands feel on the grips, for the pull of the clutch and front brake levers. For the way the geometry of the bike makes the algebra of the turns so sweet.

I am thankful for hazards recognized, for dangers avoided, for skills and broken-in brake pads and good tread on the tires. I give thanks for the wise riding tips and techniques my more experienced brothers and sisters of the road have taught to me. I give thanks that I ride and live and live to ride again.

I give thanks for wrenching on my bike: For that moment when the oil filter loosens, the feeling when I dip my fingertip in fresh oil and slide my it around the new gasket, of pouring in the clean, clear oil. I give thanks for the soul-satisfying act of adjusting the clutch just right and of tightening the last bolt on the frame. For that proper give in the belt and that tiny hiss when the tire pressure engages. I give thanks that I can change my pipes or the suspension or whatever else I want to do to make my bike my own.

I give thanks for road grime and the joy of washing it away. For the sensual way the soapy water washes over the tank and down the heads and slides off the fenders. For the way clean mirrors and windshield sparkle. For Simple Green and Mother's and Blue Magic, for scrub brushes and soft buffing cloths. I give thanks for that moment right after I'm done and I step back and look at my work. ***** the bike still looks pretty good, doesn't it?

I give thanks that I ride it enough to get it dirty again.

I give thanks for the gathering of riders, for being able to recognize friend's bikes approaching by their sound, for seeing good companions slow and turn into the lot. For the glad hugs and laughter, the banter, the growing impatience to be out on the road again. I give thanks for that good company as I see them ahead of me drift to the outside then dip into the curve, one-two-three-four, like seagulls banking and then straighten up, one-two-three-four and fly on down the road. I give thanks that I have had the opportunity to ride side-by-side in the pack. For long lunches and short breakfasts. For cold bottles of water and more laughter at a stop along the road.

I give thanks for the camaraderie of riders--those parking lot friends who become such simply because I have a bike and so do they. The fellowship of the road, the sideways wave, the circling back and stopping to see if there's anything they can do. The riders who gather at any old bar or restaurant or eatery that welcomes us. I give thanks for those I come to know and care about over the months and years of riding the same roads to the same places. I am thankful for those who I love and who love me simply because we love the same thing--to ride on two wheels in the freedom of the wind.

I am thankful for the sound of a motorcycle--any motorcycle at all--as I sit so properly dressed, so professionally employed, so occupied with other things. It's like hearing my favorite song drifting from a stranger's window as I walk along the street. I stop what I'm doing and listen. Joy. Then the growl of the bike is gone, but the happiness remains.

I give thanks for the sense of Being riding has given me, the freedom to be who I am no matter what others think. The sense of empowerment and control over my self and my life. The ability to take on risk and fear and triumph in challenge. To ride my own ride whether in that good company of bikers or by myself. 

I am thankful that I have found my voice in the wind.
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<title>Top 10 Reasons to Date a Biker</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106102</link>
<pubDate>28-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. We are good with our hands 

2. We can go for long periods without taking a break 

3. We like to get dirty 

4. We can take a pounding 

5. We can go faster or slower depending on how slippery the conditions are

6. We already have the best vibrator $ can buy

7. We are ready to go after a quick fuel up 

8. Skill is definite 

9. Our timing is perfect 

10. Protection doesnt slow us down
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<title>Motorcycle Truth</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106020</link>
<pubDate>27-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle.  Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold.  The wind's big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don't even feel like water.  They feel like shards of bone fallen from the skies of Hell to pock my face.  I expect to arrive with my cheeks and forehead streaked with blood, but that's just an illusion, just the misery of nerves not designed for highway speeds.

    Despite this, it's hard to give up my motorcycle in the fall and I rush to get it on the road again in the spring; lapses of sanity like his are common among motorcyclists.  When you let a motorcycle into your life you're changed forever.  The letters "MC" are stamped on your driver's license right next to your sex and weight as if "motorcycle" was just another of your physical characteristics, or maybe a mental condition.  But when warm weather finally does come around all those cold snaps and rainstorms are paid in full because a summer is worth any price.

    A motorcycle is not just a two-wheeled car; the difference between driving a car and climbing onto a motorcycle is the difference between watching TV and actually living your life.  We spend all our time sealed in boxes, and cars are just the rolling boxes that shuffle us from home-box to work-box to store-box and back, the whole time, entombed in stale air, temperature regulated, sound insulated, and smelling of carpets.

    On a motorcycle I know I'm alive.  When I ride, even the familiar seems strange and glorious.  The air has weight and substance as I push through it and its touch is as intimate as water to a swimmer. I feel the cool wells of air that pool under trees and the warm spokes of sun that fall through them.

    I can see everything in a sweeping 360 degrees, up, down and around, wider than Pana-Vision and IMAX and unrestricted by ceiling or dashboard.

    Sometimes I even hear music.  It's like hearing phantom telephones in the shower or false doorbells when vacuuming; the pattern-loving brain, seeking signals in the noise, raises acoustic ghosts out of the wind's roar.  But on a motorcycle I hear whole songs: rock 'n roll, dark orchestras, women's voices, all hidden in the air and released by speed.  At 30 miles per hour and up, smells become uncannily vivid.  All the individual tree-smells and flower-smells and grass-smells flit by like chemical notes in a great plant symphony.  Sometimes the smells evoke memories so strongly that it's as though the past hangs invisible in the air around me, wanting only the 
    Transportation is only a secondamost casual of rumbling time machines to unlock it.
    
    A ride on a summer afternoon can border on the rapturous.
    
    The sheer volume and variety of stimuli is like a bath for my nervous system, an electrical massage for my brain, a systems check for my soul.  It tears smiles out of me: a minute ago I was dour, depressed, apathetic, numb, but now, on two wheels, big, ragged, windy smiles flap against the side of my face, billowing out of me like air from a decompressing plane.
ry function.  A motorcycle is a joy machine.  It's a machine of wonders, a metal bird, a motorized prosthetic.  It's light and dark and shiny and dirty and warm and cold lapping over each other; it's a conduit of grace, it's a catalyst for bonding the gritty and the holy.  I still think of myself as a motorcycle amateur, but by now I've had a handful of bikes over half a dozen years and slept under my share of bridges.
    
    I wouldn't trade one second of either the good times or the misery.
    
    Learning to ride is one of the best things I've done.

    Cars lie to us and tell us we're safe, powerful, and in control. The air-conditioning fans murmur empty assurances and whisper, "Sleep,sleep."  Motorcycles tell us a more useful truth: we are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that's no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride.
~~author unknown~~
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<title>FRIDAY SHUTDOWN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106440</link>
<pubDate>01-MAY-08</pubDate>
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<title>Doctor's Orders</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106300</link>
<pubDate>29-APR-08</pubDate>
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<title>My Next Tattoo</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105460</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I have been kicking the idea around for the good old "just one more" tattoo... for quite awhile now. I just haven't been able to find or think up exactly what I want for a tat. Well,I was crusin' some art sites,and fond this one. I really love this ink design! And,I know an awesome tat artist to go to in Nanuet,NY. Gonna get it done on my lower back.
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<title>Don't forget your Sisters..</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=106021</link>
<pubDate>27-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Sisters




A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day,
drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As
they talked about life, about marriage, about the
responsibilities of life and the obligations of
adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her
glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance
upon her daughter.
&gt;&gt;
"Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling
the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll
be more important as you get older. No matter how
much you love your husband, no matter how much you
love the children you may have, you are still going
to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now
and then; do things with them."

"Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women...
your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other
women 
relatives t oo. "You'll ne ed other women. Women
always do."
&gt;&gt;
What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman
thought. Haven't I just gotten married?
&gt;
Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a
married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely
my husband and the family we may start will be all I
need to make my life worthwhile!'

But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact
with her Sisters and made more women friends each
year. As the years tumbled by, one after another,
she gradually came to understand that her Mom really
knew what she was talking about. As time and nature
work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman,
Sisters are the mainstays of her life.
After more than 50 years of living in this world,
here is what I've learned:
THIS SAYS IT ALL:
Time 
passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don't do what they're supposed to do.
Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.
BUT.........
Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how
many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away
than needing her can reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you
have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life
will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on,
praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on
your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the
valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk
beside you...Or come in and carry you out.
Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters,
daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,
Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended
family, all bless our life!
The world wouldn't be the same without women, and
neither would I. When we began this adventure called
womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or
sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we
would need each 
other.
Every day, we need each other still.  
 
God Bless and 
ride safe
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<title>The Day Of The Cougar</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105720</link>
<pubDate>24-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Reasons why younger men are attracted to older women.
1. Because younger women/women in their age group leave them feeling cold and empty. Be it
lack of experience, too self absorbed, impatient and insensitive to a man's needs and wants.
Always in a hurry. Immature.
2. We are more sensual,erotic,exotic,sexy,fun.witty,smart,HOT,and... yes... experienced.
3. We know how to make a man feel like a man. We know how to please a man.
We have patience,and do not rush things. We take our time. We explore. We ask 
questions.We are interested in what makes a man feel good. We savor the experience.
4. We listen and pay attention to what a man is saying. We know how to have a real
conversation. We are interested in everything about him.         5. We can spend an entire day and night in bed with him and lock the world away,as if 
we are the only people that exist. Make love,sing,dance.watch a movie,read
poetry,play,eat,sleep,bath or shower together,and repeat.
6 .We don't just fuck. We "make love"  Big difference.
7. We are a vast world of knowledge,and we are very intriguing to him. We are not only a lover,we
are a teacher. He wants to learn how to please a woman. He wants to be be taught.
8. We know the art of seduction. We know how to dress to please. We are very creative,
9. We reach our sexual peak in our 40's. So he has met his match (and then some)
 10.We know who we are,we are confident,we know what we want and don't want. We don't
play games.We've been there,done that. We are vibrant,full of life and love. And, believe me
when I say this, he is more interested and fascinated,and attracted to us,than we are to him.
      We are his enigma.
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<title>BK Main Page Change?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105721</link>
<pubDate>24-APR-08</pubDate>
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Thought I clicked on to the wrong place. hummmm... Does this mean it's the start to bigger and better things here?
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<title>Speeding Officer? Me?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105261</link>
<pubDate>20-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I got pulled over the other day for speeding.
Quick thinking, a few smiles and a little clevege I could
see I was getting out of the ticket until the officer looked
in the back seat....
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<title>50 Lessons in Life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105680</link>
<pubDate>23-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Someone sent this to me. I thought I'd share it. I think Regina Brett is an awesome Lady. 







By 
Regina Brett - The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio 

To celebrate growing older, I 
once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've 
ever written. My odometer rolls over this week, so here's an update: 
  

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 
2. When in doubt, just take the 
next small step. 
3. Life is too short to waste time hating 
anyone





4. Don't 
take yourself so seriously.  No one else does. 
5. Pay off your credit cards 
every month. 
6. You don't have to win every argument.  Agree to disagree. 






7. Cry 
with someone.  It's more healing than crying alone. 
8. It's OK to get angry 
with God.  He can take it. 
9. Save for retirement starting with your first 
paycheck. 
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 
11. Make 
peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 
12. It's OK to let 
your children see you cry. 
13. Don't compare your life to others.  You have 
no idea what their journey is all about. 
14. If a relationship has to be a 
secret, you shouldn't be in it. 
15. Everything can change in the blink of an 
eye.  But don't worry; God never blinks. 
16. Life is too short for long pity 
parties.  Get busy living, or get busy dying. 
17. You can get through 
anything if you stay put in today. 
18. A writer writes.  If you want to be a 
writer, write. 
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.  But the 
second one is up to you and no one else. 
20. When it comes to going after 
what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. 
21. Burn the candles, 
use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.  Don't save it for a special 
occasion.  Today is special. 





22. Over 
prepare, then go with the flow. 
23. Be eccentric now.  Don't wait for old 
age to wear purple. 
24. The most important sex organ is the brain. 
25. 
No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 






26. Frame 
every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?" 

27. Always choose life. 
28. Forgive everyone everything. 
29. What 
other people think of you is none of your business. 
30. Time heals almost 
everything.  Give time time. 
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will 
change. 





32. Your 
job won't take care of you when you are sick.  Your friends will.  Stay in 
touch. 
33. Believe in miracles. 
34. God loves you because of who God is, 
not because of anything you did or didn't do. 






35. 
Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 
36. Growing old 
beats the alternative  -  dying young.





37. Your 
children get only one childhood.  Make it memorable. 
38. Read the 
Psalms.  They cover every human emotion. 
39. Get outside every 
day.  Miracles are waiting everywhere. 
40. If we 
all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours 
back. 
41. Don't audit life.  Show up and make the most of it now. 
42. 
Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful, or joyful. 
43. All that 
truly matters in the end is that you loved. 
44. Envy is a waste of 
time.  You already have all you need. 
45. The best is yet to come. 
46. 
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up,  and show up. 
47. Take a deep 
breath.  It calms the mind. 
48. If you don't ask, you don't get. 
49. 
Yield. 
50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a 
gift.
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<title>A MAN AND HIS OSTRICH</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105523</link>
<pubDate>22-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.



The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.



A 
short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be 
$9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the 
exact change for payment.




The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.

"
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.

"

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.




This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.


"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.


"Same," says the ostrich.




Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62.

"
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.



The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.

How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," 
says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an 
old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.



My 
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put 
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be 
there.

"


"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.



"Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" 

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.



The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The 
man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick 
with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.
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<title>Hey! JerseyAngel</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105440</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
This blog's for you my friend! Love you Jersey! xoxo
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<title>The Seven Wonders</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105260</link>
<pubDate>20-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes:



Egypt's Great Pyramids

Taj Mahal

Grand Canyon

Panama Canal

Empire State Building

St. Peter's Basilica

China's Great Wall


While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one quiet student hadn't turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list.

The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many."

The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."

The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:


To touch

To taste

To see

To hear

To feel

To laugh

And to love


The room was so full of silence you could have heard a pin drop. Those things we overlook as simple and "ordinary" are truly wondrous. A gentle reminder that the most precious things in life cannot be bought, built, or constructed with man's hand.
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<title>At 115, Woman Defies Incredible Odds</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105161</link>
<pubDate>20-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
At 115, Woman Defies Incredible Odds
By RICK CALLAHAN,AP
Posted: 2008-04-19 20:02:41
Filed Under: Health News, Nation News
SHELBYVILLE, Ind. (April 18) - Maybe it was a lifetime of chores on the family farm that account for Edna Parker's long life. Or maybe just good genes explain why the world's oldest known person turns 115 on Sunday, defying staggering odds.

Edna Parker, who is recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest known person, turns 115 on Sunday. Researchers want to know why she and other supercentenarians -- people 110 and older -- enjoy such long lives. Here, Parker holds a rose given to her Friday at an early birthday party.

God bless her!
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<title>ANGER MANAGEMENT</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105002</link>
<pubDate>17-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a goddamn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn?t an office. It?s hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
20. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
21. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
22. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
23. Earth is full. Go home.
24. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
25. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
26. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
27. Look deeply into my eyes ? do you see one ounce of give-a-shit?
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<title>WHAT IS IT?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105040</link>
<pubDate>18-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I WAS LOOKING AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHY AND I SAW THIS PHOTO. WHAT KINDA BIKE IS IT?
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<title>Desert Island</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104660</link>
<pubDate>14-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
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<title>Hey Bunny Boilers and Spam</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104380</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
People are responding to your posts,and their replies aren't visible. Is that your choice,or BK's? Just curious due to the blogs being screwed up here lately.
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<title>My kinda cloud!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104520</link>
<pubDate>13-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
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<title>Pulled Over No No's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104501</link>
<pubDate>13-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...Punk!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!


How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Ya, I know there is no one around, that's how far I am behind.

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

While your fcking with me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.

Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Hey, you look like that girl I fcked a few days ago...

Hey, aren't you one of the Village People?
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<title>Information To Ponder</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104500</link>
<pubDate>13-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Counter Steering
If you push the left bar, the bike goes left.
If you push the right bar, the bike goes right.
That is, unless you keep pushing the right bar all the way, then you will probably go left while the bike swaps ends.

Crashing
Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is.

The Sidelines
It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines.

Fuel
The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Rear Wheel
The rear wheel is just a big fan used to keep the rider cool and his butt relaxed. If in doubt... watch. When it locks up or slides out you can actually see the rider start sweating and pucker marks are left on the seat.

Too Slow
No one has ever hit something too slow.

Rides
A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from.
A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again.

Getting Hit
They can't hit you if you're not there.

Mistakes
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

Traction
When traction is sparse, the probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of lean. Large angle of lean, small probability of survival and vice versa.

Your Brain
Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't go five seconds earlier.

Fog
Stay out of fog. The single red taillight you think is another rider ahead that you can catch, might be the red starboard light of a docked boat.

Parking
Always try to keep the number of times you park the bike equal to the number of times you've ridden it.

Luck &amp; Experience
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck

Mirrors
If all you can see in your mirrors is the direction you were previously traveling intermingled with sparks, and all you can hear is commotion from the passenger riding pillion; things are not at all as they should be.

Other Objects
In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal, rubber and plastic going dozens of miles per hour, and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose. Same holds for cars, trucks, walls and most animals. Draws don't count.

Judgements
Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment.

Going Forward
It's always a good idea to keep the headlight end going forward as much as possible.

Looking
Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

Laws
Remember, gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas. They're laws not subject to repeal.
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<title>CINDERELLA</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104441</link>
<pubDate>12-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised to provide
Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on
two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition ?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and
very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago !!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
something or other.."
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<title>Scream</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104360</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the
&gt; &gt; aisle of the
&gt; &gt; &gt; plane.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
&gt; &gt; dog, and the other
&gt; &gt; &gt; is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
&gt; &gt; men enter the
&gt; &gt; &gt; cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
&gt; &gt; searching for some sign
&gt; &gt; &gt; that this is just a little practical joke.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; None is forthcoming.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; The plane starts moving faster and faster down the
&gt; &gt; tarmac and the people
&gt; &gt; &gt; sitting in the window seats realize they're headed
&gt; &gt; straight for the
&gt; &gt; &gt; water at the edge of the runway.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; As it begins to look as though the plane will plough
&gt; &gt; into the water,
&gt; &gt; &gt; panicked screams fill the cabin.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly,
&gt; &gt; and soon all retreat
&gt; &gt; &gt; into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the
&gt; &gt; plane is in good
&gt; &gt; &gt; hands.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
&gt; &gt; other and says,
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're
&gt; &gt; gonna scream too late and
&gt; &gt; &gt; we're all gonna f*ckin' die."
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<title>Hey PMS!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103880</link>
<pubDate>07-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I found those vending machines you mentioned awhile back! hehe! Love you my friend! xoxo
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<title>Elephant Trunk</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104140</link>
<pubDate>08-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A man went to his doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. 

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his "old fella". 

The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through 
life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that 
there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. 

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try 
out his newly renovated equipment. 

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her 
to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a 
strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely 
painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang 
out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to 
his trousers. 

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face 
said, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?" 

With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I am not sure if 
another bread roll will fit up my arse"
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<title>Dance in the rain</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103680</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?' He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.' I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, That is the kind of love I want in my life. True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.  
My dear friend Christie sent me this story.  
With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This one I thought I could share 
with you. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have. I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
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<title>Has BK gone alternative?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103740</link>
<pubDate>06-APR-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Has anyone else noticed,or received winks/emails,or had profiles being viewed or added to favorites by "couples" who are looking for "friends" in the swingers sorta way? I had 4 "couples" wink,email,view me today. Did BK go alternative,or did I miss something?
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<title>WTF?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103660</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-08</pubDate>
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Does it ever fcking end here? If any of you have a problem with me or feel the need to slam me... Do it privatly. I am sick and tired of all the abuse I have taken on the blogs. I just went thru shit here for the past couple days,and again... I sign in and see another bashing blog.. which I know is directed towards me incognito. However, the author of the blog is not incognito,and it is a well known fact that he has generated numerous negative blogs and attacks on me here in the past. Get a life. Grow the fck up. I'm not bothering you,so don't bother me. Knock it off.
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<title>The New $5 Bill</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103700</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-08</pubDate>
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<title>Children are our future....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103640</link>
<pubDate>05-APR-08</pubDate>
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My 10 y/o Grandson attended a football get together at his school,and another boy, same age,who is twice his size decided it would be fun to trip my Grandson during an event,and when my Grandson was on the ground,still not satisfied by that,the boy proceeded to smash his face into the gymnasium floor,causing both of my Grandsons front teeth to fracture/break in half. My Grandson is a loving,peaceful,respectful,trusting,unaggressive boy.Has been taught all the right things. He's just loves everyone. As a matter of fact,he had the boy who attacked him over to the house for a sleep over 2 week-ends ago. Eye witness reports from people state that they were horrified by what they saw. Yet,the boy had been seen running amuck,unattended by his parents,"dropped off" at the event by his parents,with 2 other boys,all whom were terrorizing other kids all night. When the boy was confronted as to why he did it, he said, "I just felt like it. He's a pussy. My Father's a cop,I can do anything I want" A neighbor of the boy who was at the event took him home after all was said and done. The neighbor reported what happened to his parents. We have left numerous messages with his parents. His parents have not yet responded to us about what happened. My Grandson is going to have the teeth surgically repaired on Tuesday. He is afraid to go to school on Monday because of what happened,and also embarrassed about his teeth. My Grandson said to me that he isn't mad at the other boy. He said: "It's really not his fault MiMa,I don't think anyone loves or cares about him,and he's just mad at everybody and the world so he took it out on me tonight.He just has to learn to not take it out on people,that's all" When he said that,it just broke me up all inside. All I know is, if the children are our future, I am very proud and grateful and thankful to God,that my Grandson is one of those children.
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<title>Puppies For Sale</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103400</link>
<pubDate>03-APR-08</pubDate>
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A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.


"Mister, he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."



"Well, said the farmer,
As he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."



The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket,
He pulled out a handful of change
And held it up to the farmer.



"I've got thirty-nine cents.
Is that enough to take a look?"



"Sure, said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle.
"Here, Dolly!" he called.



Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.



The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence,



The little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.



Slowly another little ball appeared this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....



"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."



With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.



In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.



Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
"You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
And he will need someone who understands."



With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.
Holding it carefully handed it to the little boy.



"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, There's no charge for love."



The world is full of people who need someone who understands.
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<title>Mailman's Last Day</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103440</link>
<pubDate>04-APR-08</pubDate>
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. 
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. 
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" 
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." 
He said, "Fck him! Give him a dollar." 
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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<title>An Old Farmer's Advice ...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103380</link>
<pubDate>03-APR-08</pubDate>
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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. 
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. 
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. 
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. 
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. 
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 
You cannot unsay a cruel word. 
Every path has a few puddles. 
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 
The best sermons are lived, not preached. 
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. 
Don't judge folks by their relatives. 
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. 
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 
Always drink upstream from the herd. 
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. 
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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<title>PROSTITUTE STING LINE-UP</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102940</link>
<pubDate>30-MAR-08</pubDate>
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OLD WOMAN IN PROSTITUTE STING LINE-UP
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel,and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu'sgrandma came 
by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was 
just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
"Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,rip the skin back and suck them dry."......... The policeman fainted.
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<title>Cell Phone Rage</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102760</link>
<pubDate>28-MAR-08</pubDate>
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THEY ACTUALLY DROVE OFF THE ROAD,UP A STEEP EMBANKMENT,WHICH IS ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE HOW THEY MANAGED TO GET UP IT FROM 206,AND CRASHED INTO THE DRIVE THRU AREA AT THE MC DONALDS BY OUR HOUSE. I TOOK A COUPLE PICS. I'LL POST THEM BELOW.

  
Pair add drive-thru to Byram McDonald's 

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 

BYRAM  Police said a 21-year-old Hackettstown woman crashed her car through the wall of a McDonald's on Route 206 after fighting with her male passenger over a cell phone.

Shortly before 2:30 a.m. Saturday, police were called to the McDonald's in Byram Plaza, where a white 2005 Chrysler wagon had crashed through a wall near the restaurant's drive-through.

The driver, Alison J. Colavito, 21, of Hackettstown, told police she tried to grab a cell phone from her passenger, Matthew Pl Mudryk, 31, of Newton, and that he grabbed the car's steering wheel and pulled it to the right. The car drove off the road, up an embankment and into the building.

Colavito was charged with careless driving. Mudryk was charged with criminal mischief. Both were released pending court dates.
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<title>The Best  Places....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102640</link>
<pubDate>25-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Where are the best places you go to,or have been to for a hamburger,hot dog,steak,pizza,ice cream,best margarita,etc... Places that you go to just especially because nothing else compares.
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<title>Life According To Mary Joe</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102440</link>
<pubDate>24-MAR-08</pubDate>
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My ex and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 
I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are just missing. 
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 
God must love stupid people; He made so many. 
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 
Consciousness --that annoying time between naps. 
Ever stop to think,and forget to start again? 
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 
Procrastinate now! 
I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that? 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 
Stupidity and laziness are not handicaps. Park elsewhere! 
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 
The trouble with life is there's no background music. 
The original point and click interface was a Smith &amp; Wesson. 
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. 

I don't know who the hell Mary Jo is, but, she sure has some sense of humor!
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<title>Things My Mother Taught Me</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102301</link>
<pubDate>22-MAR-08</pubDate>
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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" 
My mother taught me RELIGION -"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL -  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." 
My mother taught me FORESIGHT -"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about." 
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" 
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!" 
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." 
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." 
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?" 
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!" 
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!" 
My mother taught me about ENVY -"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do
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<title>Hey demo!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=102040</link>
<pubDate>20-MAR-08</pubDate>
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NJ is celebrating you! Will you be making a guest appearence at The Golf Zone on 3/29?
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<title>FUN PUNS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101980</link>
<pubDate>19-MAR-08</pubDate>
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. 
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. 
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. 
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. 
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 
The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. 
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. 
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 
The optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself. [That's a story that lens itself.] 
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 
A backward poet writes inverse. 
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner. 
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 
A boiled egg is hard to beat. 
He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 
His parents thought he was a budding genius, but he turned out to be a blooming idiot. 
A plateau is a high form of flattery. 
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. 
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 
Acupuncture: a jab well done
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<title>Ramblings of a retired mind</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101960</link>
<pubDate>19-MAR-08</pubDate>
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I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. 
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call 'blue teeth', I think 
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. 
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! 
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.' 
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust." 
I have that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers! 
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, ?"No, it's for company!" 
Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' ?  I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!" 
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do... write to these men? 
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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<title>You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When:</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101780</link>
<pubDate>18-MAR-08</pubDate>
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You answer the door before people knock. 
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. 
You ski uphill. 
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. 
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. 
You lick your coffeepot clean. 
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. 
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 
You chew on other people's fingernails. 
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend." 
You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet. 
You can jump-start your car without cables. 
All your kids are named "Joe". 
You don't need a hammer to pound nails. 
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet &amp; Low." 
You don't sweat, you percolate. 
You buy 1/2 &amp; 1/2 by the barrel. 
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. 
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. 
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. 
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. 
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirs. 
People get dizzy just watching you. 
You've worn the finish off your coffee table. 
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. 
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. 
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp. 
Instant coffee takes too long. 
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." 
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. 
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. 
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. 
You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running. 
You can outlast the Energizer bunny. 
You short out motion detectors. 
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. 
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. 
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. 
You don't tan, you roast. 
You can't even remember your second cup. 
You help your dog chase its tail.
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<title>HOSPITAL CHARTING BLOOPERS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101640</link>
<pubDate>17-MAR-08</pubDate>
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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 
The skin was moist and dry. 
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. 
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. 
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. 
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. 
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. 
Patient was alert and unresponsive. 
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. 
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week. 
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles. 
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 
She is numb from her toes down. 
Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. 
While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. 
The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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<title>Go n-eiri an bothar leat (May the road rise with you)</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101320</link>
<pubDate>15-MAR-08</pubDate>
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An Old Irish Blessing 
May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours! 
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! XOXO
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<title>Ponder This</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101560</link>
<pubDate>16-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live. 
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. 
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? 
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 
Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened. 
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box. 
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
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<title>Things to do at Walmart when you're bored</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101540</link>
<pubDate>16-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Get boxes of condoms &amp; randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 
Put M&amp;M's on lay away. 
Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 
Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 
While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! Its those voices again." 
Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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<title>Murphy's Laws et. al.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101360</link>
<pubDate>15-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) 
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. 
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. 
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly. 
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. 
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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<title>Words That Define Life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101140</link>
<pubDate>13-MAR-08</pubDate>
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The most destructive habit.....Worry 

The greatest Joy.....Giving 

The greatest loss.....Loss of self-respect 

The most satisfying work......Helping others 

The ugliest personality trait......Selfishness 

The most endangered species......Dedicated leaders 

Our greatest natural resource......Our youth 

The greatest "shot in the arm".....Encouragement 

The greatest problem to overcome.....Fear 

The most effective sleeping pill....Peace of mind 

The most crippling failure disease.....Excuses 

The most powerful force in life.....Love 

The most dangerous pariah.....A gossiper 

The world's most incredible computer......The brain 

The worst thing to be without.....Hope 

The deadliest weapon.....The tongue

The two most power-filled words....."I Can" 

The most worthless emotion.....Self-pity 

The most beautiful attire.......SMILE! 

The most prized possession.....Integrity

The most contagious spirit....Enthusiasm
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<title>A SILLY POLL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97620</link>
<pubDate>12-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Out of these answers what are you most likely to do?
1. Hitting a defenceless passer-by with an unwanted sandwich. 
2. Throwing a hissy-fit because someone ate the last cookie. When another cookie is offered to you simply say "Nah, Maybe I don't want it anymore..." Then eating it when the person who offered it you back is turned. 
3. Hugging trees
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<title>Box of 8</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75882</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
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What Crayola Crayons box of 8 colors would you be?
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<title>Useless Interesting Facts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100640</link>
<pubDate>10-MAR-08</pubDate>
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out... so there

A snail can sleep for three years.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

If the population of China walked past you in double file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;otherwise it will digest itself.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility."

The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.

Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live? That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.

A "jiff " is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

It's impossible to lick your elbow.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

Sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it! The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black light. (and stinks - whoooeeee)

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

NOW DON'T YOU FEEL SMARTER?

OK, Honestly did you try to lick your elbow?
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<title>CIRCUS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100180</link>
<pubDate>05-MAR-08</pubDate>
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What performer would you be,or what job would you have in the circus?
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<title>Daily Moment of Zen</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=101200</link>
<pubDate>14-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.


Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


No one is listening until you fart.


Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.




If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.


Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.


Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.


Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lip are moving.


Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


Never miss a good chance to shut up.


We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass then things get worse


The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed
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<title>The History Of Flipping The Bird</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100960</link>
<pubDate>12-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Did you ever wonder who invented it? Or how it came about? According to the Urban Dictionary: It actually began back in medieval times. French warriors would cut off the middle finger of British archers since this was the finger used to pull the string back on the bow. Archers who replaced them would stick their middle fingers up mocking the French showing them they got their finger and they're gonna launch an arrow through your head.

2)In present day, a gesture meaning fck you, also an easy way to end a conversation

So,the next time someone flips you the bird, don't get offended, it's just a part of history. hehe!
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<title>Refrigerator Science 101</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100880</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Freezer Foods:

ICE CREAM

If you can't tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it's time to throw BOTH out.

FROZEN FOODS

Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.


In the Fridge:

EGGS

When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

DAIRY PRODUCTS

Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway - if you can dig down and still find something non-green, bon appetite!

MEAT

If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, toss the meat.

UNMARKED ITEMS

You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food.

GENERAL RULE OF THUMB

Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.


On the Shelf:

CANNED GOODS

Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of... Very carefully.

POTATOES

Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

THE GAG TEST

Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

BREAD

Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable ?spots? that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. You may wish to discard it at this time, depending on your interest in pharmaceuticals.

CEREAL

It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date, or when it will no longer fall out of the box by itself.

FLOUR

Flour is spoiled when it wiggles, or things fly out when you open it.

PRETZELS

Normally eternal, pretzels may be discarded if they can no longer be picked up without falling apart. Otherwise, there's nothing to stop you from eating a pretzel that the Pharaoh put down only 4000 years ago.

RAISINS

Raisins should not usually be harder than your teeth.

SALT

It never spoils. However, if you can't chip off reasonable amounts from the block, maybe another box is in order, as fresh salt usually pours.

SPICES

Most spices cannot die, they just fade away. They will be fine on your shelf, forever. Put them in your will.

VINEGAR

If your grandmother made it, it is probably still good.


Expiration Dates:

This is not a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Even dry foods older than you are may be ready to replace. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.
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<title>Don't look at my pictures...Read my profile</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100860</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Ok. In the foot steps of Dennis Miller and George Carlin, who so aptly view how stupid some things in life that are said and done can be... Here goes.. My rant.. I viewed a profile and the person has several photos that are sexually provocative and in pinup girl fashion. The person states profoundly and sarcastically that no one should be looking at the pictures, they should only be reading the profile.Also it is stated that not to base an opinion upon what is viewed in the pictures. I say, WTF?  It is rather difficult to NOT to look at the pictures. They take away one's full attention of wanting to venture further and focus their 100% attention to read the profile. If it's less attention a person wants paid to pictures, and more attention paid to their profile,then why post seductive pictures that defeat that purpose? What's the point? Is it a test? Is it a game?  Pass pictures, read profile,win a date? I just feel it's a screwed up way of thinking. Well, that's my rant. I could be wrong, then again, I could be right.
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<title>20 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100440</link>
<pubDate>09-MAR-08</pubDate>
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.


Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".


Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".


Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".


Dont use any punctuation marks


As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).


Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.


Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,ie: Rock Hard " " etc.. 


When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"


When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"


Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell.
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<title>Making a baby. This is hilarious!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100380</link>
<pubDate>08-MAR-08</pubDate>
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted
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<title>Words of Advice</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100240</link>
<pubDate>06-MAR-08</pubDate>
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If you could go back and talk to yourself when you were in high school,and give yourself advice about 4 things,what would those things be?
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<title>Pack Rat</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100140</link>
<pubDate>05-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Are you a pack rat? Do you save things/anythihg/everything? Have a difficult time letting go of things? Have boxes and boxes of memorbillia packed away that you can't part with?  or...as George Carlin says: Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there.
That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff.
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<title>Heaven and Hell</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100020</link>
<pubDate>03-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Do you believe there is a Heaven and Hell?
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<title>Cookbook Award Winner</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99620</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Do you have an extra special recipe or something that you make,cook,bake,or create that could be a Cookbook Award Winner?
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<title>Who Are You?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98720</link>
<pubDate>19-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Who are you? Can you share a little somethin' somethin' about yourself? As little,or as much as you'd like. For many of us,we are here on a daily basis,but,do we really know all that much about each other? I know that some of you live close by each other,or are able to travel to see each other,or attend gatherings,etc.. giving you the ability to have real life outside of BK friendships/relationships with each other. But,there are those of us who don't have that option. We may never meet anyone here in person. All we really know is what  we read here and on profiles blogs/forums,and by the photos we see of each other. It would be nice to know who you are,and to know some things about you. Thanks.
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<title>Moving Day Blues</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99660</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-08</pubDate>
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uggggg!  Can you remember how many times you have moved in your lifetime?
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<title>What's your favorite Girl Scout Cookie Flavor?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99280</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Thin Mints: The most enduring and universally familiar Girl Scout cookie. These round, mint-flavored cookies covered with dark chocolate perennially sell the most boxes of any cookie. Thin Mints have never changed their name. Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers both make Thin Mints.

Do-Si-Dos? or Peanut Butter Sandwich: A sandwich cookie. The round, bumpy perforated oatmeal cookie top and bottom surrounds a peanut butter-flavored layer inside. Do-Si-Dos? (formerly Gauchos) are baked by Little Brownie Bakers. ABC Bakers calls them Peanut Butter Sandwiches.

Trefoils or Shortbread: These shortbread cookies are shaped like the Girl Scout Trefoil design. Scot Teas were a similar, lighter sugar cookie made by the now defunct Burry. These cookies come in a blue box. Little Brownie Bakers calls them Trefoils; ABC Bakers call them Shortbread.

Tagalongs? or Peanut Butter Patties?: These are round cookies with a layer of peanut butter on top, and covered in chocolate. These cookies come in a red box. Little Brownie Bakers calls them Tagalongs?; ABC Bakers call them Peanut Butter Patties?.

Samoas? or Caramel deLites?: These are round doughnut-shaped cookies about two inches in diameter with a hole in the center, covered in caramel and toasted coconut, and then striped with chocolate. Samoas? are made by Little Brownie Bakers. The ABC version is called Caramel deLites?.

All Abouts: A shortbread cookie with a layer of chocolate fudge on the bottom and Girl Scout related sayings on the top. All Abouts deliver the exciting and essential messages of the new Girl Scout Leadership Development Model. They come in a pink box, and are made by Little Brownie Bakers.

Thanks-A-Lot?: A shortbread cookie with a layer of fudge on the bottom and the words "Thank You" in English, French, Chinese, Swahili or Spanish embossed on the top. Thanks-A-Lots? have been made by ABC Bakers since 2006 and were preceded by a similar cookie called the Animal Treasure. 

Lemon Chalet Cremes?: New for 2007, they feature a design of Our Chalet in Switzerland. This sandwich cookie has a touch of cinnamon-ginger spice that evokes the warmth of a fireside chat on a snowy evening; they are made by Little Brownie Bakers.

Sugar Free Chocolate Chips: New for 2007, Sugar Free Chocolate Chip Cookies give those who need or prefer sugar free products have a new way to support Girl Scouting?and a scrumptious new snack at bedtime, or any time! They are made by Little Brownie Bakers.

Cinna-Spins?: New for 2007, Cinna-Spins? make it easy to snack smart by doing the calorie counting for you! Each carton contains five ready-to-grab-and-go 100 calorie packs full of crispy cinnamon swirls; they are made by ABC Bakers.



Lemonades?: Introduced in 2006, these shortbread cookies are stamped in the shape of a sliced lemon with a tangy lemon icing. They are made by ABC Bakers and replace the Lemon Pastry Creme.
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<title>WINTERTIME BLUES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98420</link>
<pubDate>18-FEB-08</pubDate>
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I think we're all having the wintertime blues.  
 
 
 
 
Are You Feeling the Wintertime Blues?
Ten Easy Steps to Turn Them Around
Written by David Edelberg, M.D.
Published in January 2006

If you live in a sunny place like Florida then you probably won't know what I'm talking about. The wintertime blues, also known as Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), usually begin when the days start getting shorter and the sky clouds over into perpetual gray. People with SAD dread October because the clocks move back an hour and, in a single day, autumn twilight becomes dark night.

Symptoms of SAD include:
A change in appetite, especially a craving for sweet or starchy foods 
Weight gain 
A heavy feeling in the arms or legs 
A drop in energy level 
Fatigue 
A tendency to oversleep 
Difficulty concentrating 
Irritability Arguing Fighting 
Increased sensitivity to social rejection 
Avoidance of social situations 
 

At the very heart of the wintertime blues is a lack of the feel-good brain chemical serotonin. When the gray winter days in the Northern Hemisphere arrive, the serotonin you stored up in the sunny summer months starts declining. At the same time, your brain's stores of sleep-inducing melatonin increase, making you feel like a hibernating bear.

Women are the major victims of wintertime blues because all women start life with less serotonin in their brains than men. But if you're someone trapped in a SAD life, with no immediate prospects of wintering on the Costa del Sol, you can beat the wintertime blues and get your life back. Basically, you'll need to pull out the stops and do everything you can to stimulate your brain to make more serotonin. This includes lighting up your life, exercising, taking a couple common supplements, and timing your intake of good carbohydrates throughout the day.

Here are 10 low-cost steps you can take right now to banish the wintertime blues:

Go outside and walk briskly with your face in the light -- even if it's gray outside -- for 20 minutes every day. Both the light and the exercise will kick up your feel-good serotonin. Of course, if the wind-chill outside will deep-freeze your face, find a health club with windows, locate a treadmill or a stationary bike in the brightest light, and hop on. 
Keep your curtains or blinds pulled open all the way so sunlight (or daylight, even on cloudy days) can pour into your living/work space. 
Paint your walls light colors -- they'll reflect the light. 
If your car has a sunroof, let in the light while you drive (singing along to your favorite songs is optional, but I recommend that too). 
Increase the wattage of your light bulbs to between 5,000 and 10,000 lux (units of light). Choose subcompact fluorescent bulbs, a bit more expensive but mine have lasted 7+ years. The newer bulbs don't have the annoying flicker and strange light the old fluorescent tubes once had, use 25% less energy than a standard bulb, and fit in most fixtures. If you have any sort of a desk job, buy a full spectrum light box (available online) and aim it at your languishing self for an hour a day. 
Add the raw materials your body needs to make more serotonin by taking these supplements every day: 2 grams of fish oil and one B complex 100. 
Eat a small amount of high-quality carbohydrates with every meal and as snacks throughout your day. Fruits, nuts, veggies, and whole grains are among the best choices, as are beans, soups, and oatmeal. You need a little carbohydrate at every meal for your brain to produce serotonin. In fact, craving comfort foods in the winter is your body's cry for more carbs to boost serotonin -- but, please, if you want to keep your weight stable, make good food choices most of the time. 
Premenstrual aggravation of wintertime blues is very common. If you notice a worsening in the week or so before your period, understand that your hormones are taking your serotonin levels on a roller-coaster ride: when your estrogen drops, as it does in the week before your period, your feel-good serotonin goes right along with it. Get your PMS under control by following the healing path in The Triple Whammy Cure. 
Try alternative therapies: acupuncture and Chinese herbal remedies -- together called traditional Chinese medicine -- have a seasonal component that make them effective for mild wintertime blues. Flower essence therapies like honeysuckle, mustard, and sweet chestnut all have antidepressant and energizing qualities. And bodywork therapies such as massage and Reiki allow your chi to flow freely thought your body, reducing symptoms of wintertime blues. 
If after trying the ideas in items 1-9 your symptoms haven't budged, consider taking St. John's wort or 5HTP, both of which increase serotonin levels.
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The only true paradise is the one you form in your mind. One of the girl's on my unit wrote this. Very wise young Lady.
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<pubDate>15-FEB-08</pubDate>
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There was a show in the 90's called Supermarket Sweep where contestants were given a certain amount of time to fill up their carts with as much as they could in before the clock ticked down. If you were a contestant, and you could chose what ever store would you like to shop in for 1 hour, where would it be?
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<title>Cliques,,Clubs,Sports,Cheerleaders,Bands,Gangs</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97200</link>
<pubDate>09-FEB-08</pubDate>
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When you were in school,did you belong to a clique? Or any clubs, like debate,drama,school news paper,etc.. Were you active in any sports,or cheerleading? Did you play an instrument? Were you in a school band or private band? Were you in a gang?(Not like the gangs of this era)
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<title>HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97740</link>
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<title>Jersey Girls Are Sweet ....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=96940</link>
<pubDate>07-FEB-08</pubDate>
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To Eat!  Hey! Hey! We've got chocolate! Our very own Jersey Girl chocolate bars!
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<title>Optical Illusion</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97680</link>
<pubDate>12-FEB-08</pubDate>
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<title>Name Dropping</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97520</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-08</pubDate>
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bikersfunhouse    Kind of a cool place. supa dupa fast to do a profile/page.
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<title>Wizard Of Oz</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97500</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Which character are from the cast of The Wizard of Oz?
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<title>Gettin' mellow with age</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97380</link>
<pubDate>10-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Ya know your gettin' mellow when you find an old box full of sexy lingere and clothing and stuff,and the only thing I grabbed out of it,and kept,was a pair of cotton PJ's,and sent the rest to Good Will,and the trash. (sigh)
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<title>Individuality</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97361</link>
<pubDate>10-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Individuality 

I am an individual. 
I am no other face in the crowd. 
I strive not to be. 
I look, and act, and talk like no one else. 
I am me, and I am unique because 

I am an individual. 
And I have my own passions and opinions. 
I think for myself, no one thinks for me. 
I am somewhat of a radical, 
But that never really mattered because 

I am an individual. 
And I say what I want to say. 
I do what I want to do. 
I act how I want to act. 
I dress how I want to dress. 
I am infinity, for my limits are endless. 
I am free to be and continue to be who I am because 

I am an individual. 
And I am only human. 
I make mistakes like everyone else. 
I have feelings too. I do get happy, I do get hurt. 
I tend to get insecure about my feelings at times. 
However, I am free to feel how I please because 

I am an individual. 
And my heart does hurt at times. 
Different people mock my individuality. 
I am more different than anyone else, and I think it scares them. 
My feelings do get hurt, for they may be different people, 
But they say the same hurtful things. 
But I have taught myself not to listen for 

I am an individual. 
And I will continue to be an individual, whether they approve or not. 
No one can change who I am. 
I like who I am, imperfections and all. 
Even through the bad times, I wouldn?t change my life for the world 
Because everything that has happened has made me into who I am. 
I love me, and if I don?t ever have anyone, I will always have me. 
Even through the bad times, I am glad that I can comfortably say that 

I am an individual.
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<title>IN 5 YEARS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97000</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Where do you want ot be,or think you'll be,in 5 years from now?
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<title>ANNOYING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97181</link>
<pubDate>09-FEB-08</pubDate>
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What would you say is annoying about you?
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<title>WTF now BK?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=96820</link>
<pubDate>07-FEB-08</pubDate>
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WTF? Are the blogs NOT moving,or is it my imagination? They appear to be in the same order with the same number of responses for the past few days. Very few have changed,from my view point anyway. And, my profile has been stuck in freeze frame(user unavailable)for almost 3 days now.
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<title>Presidential Race Theme Song</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97080</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-08</pubDate>
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What do you think it should be?
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<title>FLIRT AND TEASE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97060</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-08</pubDate>
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What's your best flirting or teasing action or gesture?
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<title>HOW WOULD YOU REACT....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97021</link>
<pubDate>08-FEB-08</pubDate>
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In an emergency/crisis situation? At aprox 2:30am this morning, I smelled a strange odor,like burning wires,and when I went to investigate where it was coming from,I heard a horrifying sizzle sound in the far wall. Suddenly,an electrical fire raged it's course thru an entire wall in the rec lounge on the unit I work on. Flames shooting out of sockets,and the entertainment center,the odor and fumes were absolutely noxious. It happened very quickly, no time to think, just react. Myself,with the help of my co-worker Sylvia(God bless her)removed all 8 children off the unit,before all was said and done. We had them all safe and well before anyone else arrived to the unit. Needless to say, I am sick from consuming the smoke that I inhaled. The electrical fire emitted a thin almost invisible smoke film that ripped the hell outta the inside of my nose,throat,and lungs. So,I am home resting today. The childrens rooms are down the hall away from the rec room,and we were able to move them out the door to next unit safely away from the rec room area,so Thank God they were unaffected. Sylvia is doing ok today,she is home resting as well. We were both very quick to react,strong,and calm,thru the entire situation,then when it was all over,it felt like a freight train hit us from the adrenaline crash.
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<pubDate>08-FEB-08</pubDate>
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SPIRIT COLORS
by Catherine Adams
What does your color say about you?
Color is a manifestation of frequency, or the oscillation of energy.
Reds vibrate more slowly than do blues and violets. When a clairvoyant looks at your aura, he/she sees patterns of color. I look for one main Spirit color for your being in the lifetime, then I look for other colors in your aura that show up as patterns. I do not like to rate people based on their colors as more or less highly evolved, because the Spirit color I see in the aura shows primarily the path of the person in this lifetime, not the overall evolution of the person's Spirit. For example, one can be a yellow and not be very spiritually aware, and another can be yellow and be extremely aware. As you read below, you will realize that it is not worthwhile to categorize who is more evolved, because each color is such a gift to the world, and we need them all. Each color provides a different expression of the same pure spirit that can be found in the highest expressions we can think of.

The Spirit colors I usually see as a clairvoyant are variations of yellows and blues mostly. I have seen indigo (purplish blue), lavender, purple, orange, gold, green and tan but never red. I believe the reason why I have never seen red is that people with red Spirit colors are not interested in getting readings. I seldom see tan, and no tan has ever called me for a session. I think that reds are too interested in physical expression to stop and ask for insight, and tans are too pragmatic and probably do not feel a need for spiritual insight. Greens and golds are interested in spiritual matters, but keep to themselves often. Oranges can be very spiritual, but are too busy with adventures to think of asking for some insight.

Secondary Colors are the spices of the aura. Red usually indicates anger, conflict or inflammation in some part of the aura. Purple halos around the head indicate spiritual thinking and high spiritual guidance. Lavender is similar, but is lighter in mood and represents a connection with fairies, light humor and mischief. Blue or green spots in the aura are friends or mates of the person hanging out in his/her aura. Black is a dead space, usually just a layer over the underlying aura that denotes lack of attention or energy to that part of life. A white area is spiritual inspiration, unless it is interspersed all over the aura, which then indicates the person is spacey and leaves the body a lot.

If a color is completely overlaying the person's aura, another person or energy is blocking the person's expression or the person is hiding from being seen by others. 

I find that one's basic spirit color can change during a lifetime, but it is not a common experience. Change of spirit color has to do with completing the lesson of that color and moving on to another. For example, yellow can change to blue during a lifetime.



What does your Spirit color mean?
YELLOW:
Many yellows are earth healers and are specifically working on valuing their own spirits in this incarnation. You process emotions and thoughts by doing. You are physically active. You also operate on inspiration and creativity. If you are not being creative and inspired, you probably feel half dead. It can be hard to be a yellow because people wonder why you are so spontaneous and fun loving. They wonder why you don't do something serious for a change. You are very vulnerable to energy, so you can grow up feeling very defensive about these criticisms, with good reason. You are supposed to be the way you are! You are the color that radiates joy and inspiration to those around you. If they are criticizing you, it is probably because they are stuck, and your spontaneity reminds them of that. You need a job that allows you to move and talk. Being a teacher, a spiritual counselor or healer, a dancer or an actor work well for you. You need fun in your life. You need to be inspired. You need to shine. You need to be who you are even with your vulnerability. 

GOLD:
You are a healer just by virtue of your warm and generous aura. People flock to you just to feel your warmth. You may be the humanitarian in your neighborhood or the philanthropist for an organization, donating money to good causes. You have a gentle sense of humor, but you see more than you can possibly express to people, mainly the pain and lack of insight most people have. Your gentle warmth and love helps to lift everyone to see that we live in a generous universe, if we would only believe and open our eyes. 

ORANGE:
If you are orange: you can fit almost any category, but you tend to be a loner, a risk taker (to the shock of others, sometimes), physically active like yellows, but with more focus. You are not as expressive of your inner emotional states as yellows are. You simply jump off the cliff in your hang glider! Your risks can take the form of physical risks or spiritual ones. You could be a star child who is aware of ETs and talking perfectly lucidly about them with your shocked family or you may be a physical daredevil. You do not fit into groups well because you hear the beat of a different drummer, so to speak. You are usually the pioneer rather than the family icon. 

GREEN:
You are a reluctant leader. You tend to be behind the scenes, handling the responsibility of the entire company or family. Everyone dumps things in your lap because everyone knows you can handle it. You organize, you delegate, and everything turns out alright. You are often a healer, as well, but in a sense that others feel safe around you and can relax. You are usually clairvoyant (as are all the signs) but you do not share what you see very often. You keep much to yourself because you know others wouldn't know what to do with it. 

TURQUOISE:
You are aware of ideas that are ahead of your time and you feel that sometimes the ideas are too difficult to put into practice. You may wonder where these ideas come from. You can be more mental than emotional. Actually you are visionary. Water is something you are usually attracted to. Dolphins may seem to be your totem animal. They usually are. You need to realize your visions are part of who you are, and work on writing articles about your ideas or painting pictures of your visions. Get people together who are interested in your ideas and get a movement going. I see this color as being sooo Aquarian even if you are not born under the sun sign of Aquarius. 

BLUES:
Blues in general internalize emotions and thoughts, contrary to Yellows who act them out. All blue characteristics can overlap, and some blue characteristics may be similar to yellows. Turquoise does not fit the blue Profile, so I gave it a category of its own. 

Light Blue:
You have a hard time putting your thoughts into words. You are sensitive to energy, aware, usually a healer. You may be interested in art, helping others in some way or teaching. Your environment is usually clean and refined because clutter and mess upset you. So does harshness in words and actions. Beauty means the world to you. Signs that resonate with this color can be Pisces and Taurus but mostly Libra. 

Medium Blue:
You are a true friend. You like to laugh, socialize and you like to help others find their way even if it is only to the next crosswalk. You can get stuck if you think too much and don't go outside and interact with others a few times a week. Laughing and connecting with others heals you, and you heal others. 

Dark Blue:
You are what I call a far seer. You understand the overview of things, and can easily see the outcome of certain actions and attitudes of others. You make a good parent, manager, engineer, leader or teacher. You hold much of your awareness to yourself and share your deep insights only with someone whose integrity you trust. It is hard for you to find words for your deep awareness. You have a lot of integrity and dignity. You can be a little stubborn about your ideas at times, but when you feel understood, your light truly shines. You have a good analytical mind as well as a deep emotinal nature. 

PURPLE:
If you are purple you may want to hide in the background yet you know you have a big job to do. You are creative, interested in things others wouldn't even think about, have a twist in your humor that others don't quite get, have a deep compassion for humanity yet are working behind the scenes and have a feeling that you don't quite understand yourself because you don't match others around you. You may be involved in drama or interested in some period and place in history. You love it when someone can see you, but he/she has to look for you. 

INDIGO:
Like purple, this is not a color I see often, but you are very sensitive, empathic and aware. Much of your traits match yellows, but they are usually not as connected with their Higher Selves at such a young age as you. It can be hard to live here on earth unless you are in an environment where people listen to what you say without discounting you. You are usually careful about watching violent films because your empathic reactions go overboard. You internalize your thoughts and emotions as blues do. Because of the violet in your aura, you are aware of the creative, inspired energies around you, and gardens that are full of faeries are perfect for you. This is often seen with yellows, too. You are most likely an artist, a teacher, a healer or a writer. You are here to teach everyone that our connection to the stars and to our Higher Selves is already a given, if we would only let go of fear and accept it.
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<title>New First Name</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95240</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Are you happy with your first name? If you aren't,what first name would you rather have?
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<title>MARDI GRAS</title>
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<pubDate>05-FEB-08</pubDate>
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CELEBRATE THE BEAUIY,AND THE MAGIC,AND THE COLORS OF MARDI GRAS! The colors of Carnival were chosen in 1872 by that year's Rex. By some accounts, the colors were chosen because Rex thought they looked good together. Twenty years later, for the 1892 parade, Rex declared that the colors had meaning: purple for justice, green for faith and gold for power.


Carnival is a butterfly of winter whose last real flight of Mardi Gras forever ends his glory. Another season is the season of another butterfly, and the tattered, scattered, fragments of rainbow wings are in turn the record of his day
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Quotations about Hypocrisy 

 
One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.  ~Moliere


Every man alone is sincere.  At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.  We parry and fend the approach of our fellow-man by compliments, by gossip, by amusements, by affairs.  We cover up our thought from him under a hundred folds.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Friendship," Essays, 1841


He does not believe who does not live according to his belief.  ~Thomas Fuller


Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself.  ~Georg Groddeck, The Book of the It, 1950


Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves.  ~Author Unknown


Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.  ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all.  ~William Shakespeare, Henry VI


As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as those that have just turned saints.  ~Charles Caleb Colton


All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.  ~Logan Pearsall Smith


The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself.  ~Jane Addams


That which we call sin in others is experiment for us.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Experience," Essays, 1844


All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.  ~Theodore M. Hesburgh


Go put your creed into your deed.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


The most melancholy thing about human nature, is, that a man may guide others into the path of salvation, without walking in it himself; that he may be a pilot, and yet a castaway.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827


Politeness, n.  The most acceptable hypocrisy.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911


Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.  ~Abraham Lincoln


'Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.  ~Josh Billings


If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners - let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.  ~Aldous Huxley


Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.  ~H.G. Wells


Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.  ~English Proverb


The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales.  ~Aesop, Fables


The hypocrite's crime is that he bears false witness against himself.  What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one.  Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.  ~Hannah Arendt, On Revolution, 1963


Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.  ~Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928


Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar for 1894


In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do and not by what we believe.  We are as we behave - with a very small margin of credit for our unmanifested vision of how we might behave if we could take the trouble.  ~Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British Vegetarian, September/October 1962 


It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.  ~William Shakespeare


The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor.  ~Benjamin Franklin


Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.  ~Josh Billings


They are not all saints who use holy water.  ~English Proverb


The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.  ~Andr? Gide


God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.  ~William Shakespeare


How seldom we weigh our neighbors in the same balance as ourselves.  ~Thomas ? Kempis


 
We are not hypocrites in our sleep.  ~William Hazlitt


Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


When you say that you agree with a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.  ~Otto von Bismarck


Hypocrite reader - my fellow - my brother!  ~St Jerome


Almost all of us long for peace and freedom; but very few of us have much enthusiasm for the thoughts, feelings, and actions that make for peace and freedom.  ~Aldous Huxley


When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.  ~George Bernard Shaw


The devil loves nothing better than the intolerance of reformers.  ~James Russell Lowell


It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.  ~Alfred Adler


Live truth instead of professing it.  ~Elbert Hubbard


Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.  ~Jean Baptiste Moli?re, Tartuffe


Most of us are aware of and pretend to detest the barefaced instances of that hypocrisy by which men deceive others, but few of us are upon our guard or see that more fatal hypocrisy by which we deceive and over-reach our own hearts.  ~Laurence Sterne, 1760


Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.  ~Elbert Hubbard


Saying is one thing, doing another.  We must consider the sermon and the preacher distinctly and apart.  ~Montaigne, Essays, 1588


We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest.  But where are they?  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.  One that sounds good, and a real one.  ~J. Pierpoint Morgan


History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed.  ~Louis Fischer


Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.  ~Leo Tolstoy, The Kingdom of God Is Within You 


People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.  ~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987


A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.  ~Thomas Macaulay


We have two kinds of morality side by side:  one which we preach but do not practice and another which we practice but seldom preach.  ~Bertrand Russell


Few love to hear the sins they love to act.  ~William Shakespeare


He rightly reads scripture who turns words into deeds.  ~Saint Bernard of Clairvaux


People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.  ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots.  ~J. Petit-Senn


The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.  ~Socrates


Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.  ~Jacob M. Braude


Hypocrisy is an homage that vice renders to virtue.  ~Fran?ois, Duc De La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1678


What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.  ~Henry H. Williams


I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.  ~Abraham Lincoln


The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.  ~Author Unknown


How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts!
O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, 1757


Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter 

 
One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.  ~Moliere


Every man alone is sincere.  At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.  We parry and fend the approach of our fellow-man by compliments, by gossip, by amusements, by affairs.  We cover up our thought from him under a hundred folds.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Friendship," Essays, 1841


He does not believe who does not live according to his belief.  ~Thomas Fuller


Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself.  ~Georg Groddeck, The Book of the It, 1950


Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves.  ~Author Unknown


Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.  ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all.  ~William Shakespeare, Henry VI


As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as those that have just turned saints.  ~Charles Caleb Colton


All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.  ~Logan Pearsall Smith


The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself.  ~Jane Addams


That which we call sin in others is experiment for us.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Experience," Essays, 1844


All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.  ~Theodore M. Hesburgh


Go put your creed into your deed.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


The most melancholy thing about human nature, is, that a man may guide others into the path of salvation, without walking in it himself; that he may be a pilot, and yet a castaway.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827


Politeness, n.  The most acceptable hypocrisy.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911


Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.  ~Abraham Lincoln


'Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.  ~Josh Billings


If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners - let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.  ~Aldous Huxley


Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.  ~H.G. Wells


Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.  ~English Proverb


The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales.  ~Aesop, Fables


The hypocrite's crime is that he bears false witness against himself.  What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one.  Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.  ~Hannah Arendt, On Revolution, 1963


Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.  ~Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928


Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar for 1894


In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do and not by what we believe.  We are as we behave - with a very small margin of credit for our unmanifested vision of how we might behave if we could take the trouble.  ~Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British Vegetarian, September/October 1962 


It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.  ~William Shakespeare


The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor.  ~Benjamin Franklin


Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.  ~Josh Billings


They are not all saints who use holy water.  ~English Proverb


The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.  ~Andr? Gide


God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.  ~William Shakespeare


How seldom we weigh our neighbors in the same balance as ourselves.  ~Thomas ? Kempis


 
We are not hypocrites in our sleep.  ~William Hazlitt


Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


When you say that you agree with a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.  ~Otto von Bismarck


Hypocrite reader - my fellow - my brother!  ~St Jerome


Almost all of us long for peace and freedom; but very few of us have much enthusiasm for the thoughts, feelings, and actions that make for peace and freedom.  ~Aldous Huxley


When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.  ~George Bernard Shaw


The devil loves nothing better than the intolerance of reformers.  ~James Russell Lowell


It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.  ~Alfred Adler


Live truth instead of professing it.  ~Elbert Hubbard


Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.  ~Jean Baptiste Moli?re, Tartuffe


Most of us are aware of and pretend to detest the barefaced instances of that hypocrisy by which men deceive others, but few of us are upon our guard or see that more fatal hypocrisy by which we deceive and over-reach our own hearts.  ~Laurence Sterne, 1760


Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.  ~Elbert Hubbard


Saying is one thing, doing another.  We must consider the sermon and the preacher distinctly and apart.  ~Montaigne, Essays, 1588


We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest.  But where are they?  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.  One that sounds good, and a real one.  ~J. Pierpoint Morgan


History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed.  ~Louis Fischer


Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.  ~Leo Tolstoy, The Kingdom of God Is Within You 


People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.  ~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987


A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.  ~Thomas Macaulay


We have two kinds of morality side by side:  one which we preach but do not practice and another which we practice but seldom preach.  ~Bertrand Russell


Few love to hear the sins they love to act.  ~William Shakespeare


He rightly reads scripture who turns words into deeds.  ~Saint Bernard of Clairvaux


People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.  ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots.  ~J. Petit-Senn


The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.  ~Socrates


Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.  ~Jacob M. Braude


Hypocrisy is an homage that vice renders to virtue.  ~Fran?ois, Duc De La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1678


What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.  ~Henry H. Williams


I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.  ~Abraham Lincoln


The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.  ~Author Unknown


How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts!
O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, 1757


Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
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<pubDate>03-FEB-08</pubDate>
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A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion 
Do not remove a fly from your friend's head with a hatchet.                          The tongue like a sharp knife...Kills without drawing blood."
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.                         Everything in the past died yesterday, and everything in the future is born today.                           The people sitting in the free theater seats are the first ones to boo.                             There are two kinds of perfect people: those who are dead, and those who have not been born yet.                              To know another is not to know that person's face, but to know that person's heart.                            Of all the stratagems,to know when to quit is the best
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<title>GLICH in the system</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95740</link>
<pubDate>31-JAN-08</pubDate>
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I posted some comments on different blogs last night, and I only hit the send button once, and noticed that multiples of my comments posted on each blog, then, POOFF, were gone, and only one of each of my comments would remain. I also notice that when replying to a post, after hitting send, a total blank can appear, and what was written got totally wiped out. Ever since BK changed the way posts and comments display things have been fcked up. The new system is confusing as hell 'cause you have to scroll to the bottom of a  comment to read replies, Like hide and seek. As for the removal of Manny's blog for Ms Prose, that really is a terrible sinful thing for BK to do. If BK is going to remove blogs, they should set their focus on the blogs written by pervs and cyber bullies here. Not a prayer blog.
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<title>Sitting Duck</title>
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<pubDate>24-JAN-08</pubDate>
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I declare it NightNurse OPEN SEASON. All blocks are off. So,go ahead,ALL OF YOU who feel it so necessary to take your pot shots at me. I have not done anything to any of you that is so terrible that it warrants your continuous attacks on me here. I am sick and tired of waking up every morning to another new vindictive blog about me, or to read cut throat comments about me on other members blogs,and even my own blogs. How would you feel if it were YOU under the gun every day? A very dear friend of mine told me to not let it get to me,that it is only key punchers who do not know me,or live my life,or pay my bills,or have any idea who I really am. They know nothing about me. All hiding behind their PC's having nothing better to do in their boring little worlds than to target and attack people. My friend makes a lot of sense. But,I can not let it not get to me, because it is ME and MY name that are being made a public spectacle and mockery of in front of 1000's or more viewers every day. So,here you have it,go ahead,do it here,do it now,get it out of your systems once and for all,take your best shots,make your day.
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<title>Set You Off</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95020</link>
<pubDate>25-JAN-08</pubDate>
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A word, an action, an event, a person, place. What is the single most (or more) definite thing/things that will totally....set you off?
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<title>Let's Talk About....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95280</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Sex.  Just a little three lettered word.   Do you find it easy to discuss sex openly? Do you let your lover know what pleases you? Or,are you the quiet and reserved type?  
Let's Talk About Sex by Salt'n'Pepa 
Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)
Come on

Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be


Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
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<title>Run Away</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95260</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-08</pubDate>
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When you were a kid,did you ever want to run away from home? Where did you want to run away to?
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<title>The Future and Minds</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=95000</link>
<pubDate>25-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Would you like to have the ability to see into the future?  Would you like to be able to read peoples minds?
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<title>Walls,Phones,and Spy cams.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94980</link>
<pubDate>25-JAN-08</pubDate>
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If you could hear someone's walls talk, who's walls would that be? If you could be the tap on someone's phone, who's phone would that be? If you could be a spy cam, where would that place be?
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<title>IF??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94620</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-08</pubDate>
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IF??

1. If you were to be someone's personal computer, whose would it be?

2. If you were to be a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?

3. If you could dance any one dance perfectly, which dance would you choose?

4. If you could choose the music at your own funeral what would it be and who would play it?

5. If you could  eliminate one habit you have, what would you stop doing?

6. If you could name the all time best song, which one would you pick?

7. If you could choose a television personality to be the president of the United States who would you choose?

8. If you had to eliminate one form of weather forever, what would it be?

9. If you could give back one thing a lover gave you, what would it be?

10. If you had to be addicted to one thing what would it be?
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<title>Naughty Room</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94480</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Inspired by an idea from blait. Welcome to the naughty room! Any naughties out there who need to go to the naughty room?
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<title>Huge Cock</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94440</link>
<pubDate>22-JAN-08</pubDate>
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A man with a huge cock!
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<title>THE SELF DESTRUCTION PLACE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94280</link>
<pubDate>22-JAN-08</pubDate>
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When is it enough? When will all the hate and attacking end here? I offer a suggestion to BK. Can you add a special place for all the members here who feel the need to make war with others,so that they can all be in that one place together and destroy each other. Let them run a muck and self destruct with all their cruel and unusual punishments upon each other. Kinda like an island far far away in the middle of no where. Maybe it would be good for the USA to pull all of our soldiers out of the war,and then the enemy could join in the self destruction place as well. Let them all destroy the shit outta each other.
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<title>Heart Keys</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94180</link>
<pubDate>21-JAN-08</pubDate>
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What are the keys to your heart?
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<title>Calm and peaceful things to do</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94160</link>
<pubDate>21-JAN-08</pubDate>
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What do you do to put calm and peace into a stressful mood? Light candles? Play music? Take a long hot bath? Take a walk? Go for a swim? Take a ride? Read? Write?
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<title>Household Hints.Etc...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=94140</link>
<pubDate>21-JAN-08</pubDate>
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DO YOU HAVE ANY HANDY DANDY HOUSEHOLD HINTS,REPAIR HINTS,ETC..,TO SHARE?

Walls Quickly 
Mix 1/2 cup of vinegar, 1 cup of ammonia and 1/4 cup of baking soda with 1 gallon of warm water in a bucket. Dip a sponge mop into the mixture and wipe over the walls. Then rinse them well with clear water. 

Refreshening Stuffed Animals 
If these beloved toys are dusty and musty, put them into the clothes dryer on the AIR setting (ONLY) with a fabric-softener sheet for about 15 minutes. You also can rub cornstarch into the "fur" and use a soft brush to remove dust and dirt. 

Removing Spilled Red Wine on Washable Clothes 
Blot up the liquid as soon as possible! Dab a mixture of 1/2 teaspoon mild white dishwashing liquid with 1 cup lukewarm water onto the stain, working from the outside of the stain to the inside. If the stain still isn't gone, combine 1/3 cup white vinegar with 2/3 cup water. Dab on. Blot with water and pat dry. 

Tub Have a Soapy Film Around It? 
You can remove it simply by pouring a bit of cheap hair shampoo on a sponge. Then rub the filmy area, let it sit for a while and rinse with clear water. Try to do this after each bath or shower you take, so there won't be a buildup. 

Washing Plastic Shower Curtains 
Put them into the washing machine with two large bath towels. Add one-half cup of detergent and one-half cup of baking soda. Then pour in a cup of vinegar to the rinse cycle. Hang up the curtains right after washing and let them air-dry. 

Make Paintbrushes Softer 
After using them, add a capful of fabric softener to a quart of water, then soak the paintbrushes. They will stay as soft as new and can be reused. 

Have Tomato Stains on Plastic Storage Containers? 
Remove the red stains by rubbing the cut side of a lemon over them. Put the containers into the sun for several hours and then wash as you normally do. If stains remain, repeat this process. 

Chewing Gum on the Carpet? 
Take a metal pan and fill it with ice. Place over the gum to harden it. Gently scrape the sticky stuff with a dull table knife to remove as much of the gum as you can. Take off the rest of the stain with a dry-cleaning solvent (found at grocery or shoe stores). Be sure to follow the directions on the package exactly. 

Cleaning Chrome Bathroom Fixtures 
Pour a bit of undiluted white household vinegar over them and let it stay for about five minutes. Then rinse well. This should remove soapy buildup and gunk. 

To Quick-Clean Copper and Brass 
Saturate a sponge or cloth with vinegar or lemon juice. Sprinkle salt on the sponge and then lightly rub. Rinse well and dry. Or you can dip a used half of lemon into salt and scrub away. Rinse extremely well and dry. 

Removing White Rings from Wood Furniture 
Make a paste of half toothpaste and half baking soda. Take a damp cotton cloth and put some of the mixture on the ring and gently rub until the ring disappears. You may have to repeat this several times. To restore shine, buff with a dry cotton cloth and use the correct furniture polish or oil. 

Getting Candle Wax Out of Linens 
Allow the wax to harden (put the cloth into the freezer). Scrape off the wax with the dull side of a knife. Put paper towels on the top and bottom side of the stain. Press with an iron turned on to the WARM setting. You may have to change the towels several times to absorb all of the wax. Then wash as you normally do. 

Insect-Sting Relief 
If any family member is bitten by a bee, you can relieve the sting by heading to your spice rack. Take out the meat tenderizer. Wet the bite area and sprinkle the meat tenderizer on it to neutralize the venom and stop the pain. 

Mosquito Bites Bugging You? Need relief? 
Reach for a tube of toothpaste! A dab of toothpaste on a mosquito bite will relive that annoying itching. 

Too-Hot Coffee 
Almost everyone has burned their tongue on a too-hot sip of java. To soothe the tongue, try this old wives' tale: Sprinkle a few grains of sugar on the sore spot. The painful sensation will disappear. 

Planning a Picnic? 
Here's a double-duty idea for keeping food in your picnic cooler even cooler. Fill plastic soda bottles with water, to about 3 inches from the top to allow for expansion, and freeze until water is solid. Put them into your cooler instead of ice cubes. Food will remain cold, but not soggy. As the ice thaws, you'll have chilled water to drink. 

Perking Up Silk Flowers 
If silk flowers look dull or droopy, put them into a large plastic bag with several tablespoons of salt. Hold the stems and twist the bag shut. Shake well several times. The dust will cling to the salt and your flowers will look fresher! 

Dishwasher Dirty? 
If your dishwasher isn't doing a great job cleaning, check the bottom to see if anything is blocking the drain. If you notice brownish stains, put one or two tablespoons of instant, powdered orange breakfast drink into the dishwasher cups. Run the dishwasher through the wash cycle and the citric acid should remove the stains! 

Stainless-Steel Surfaces Need A Quick Spiff Up? 
If the steel or metal kitchen appliances look dull, bring back that shine by using full-strength household vinegar applied to a sponge. This is a wonderful way to remove hard-water buildup. 

Grease Spots On Fabric 
For a quick-fix, you can remove some grease spots from clothing simply by sprinkling baby powder or talc to absorb it. Let the powder sit for an hour or two, then use a clean dry toothbrush to brush it off. If stain remains, you may have to launder as you normally do. 

Homemade Closet Fresheners 
Create your own closet fresheners cheaply. Saturate cotton balls with oil of wintergreen or your favorite cologne. Put into a small jar and punch holes into the lid. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. 

Cake Frosting Tip 
Decorating an angel food cake can be difficult to do. If you want the frosting to look great, you can make it easier to frost by chilling the cake in the refrigerator first. 

Removing Carpet Indentations 
The legs from furniture can leave "dents" in carpet. There's an easy way to refluff the carpet: Place an ice cube in each dent and let it melt overnight. Then blot up moisture and use your finger to fluff up the area. 

Soothing Slush 
Fill a zip-lock bag with 3 parts water and 1 part rubbing alcohol. Freeze. This makes a slushy compound that can be molded to fit your injury and be reused. 

Rice Heat 
Fill a tub sock with dry rice. Tie open end and heat in microwave for a minute or two. Helpful for neck pain and etc. 

Prevent Pasta Water From Boiling Over 
To stop water from bubbling over when you cook pasta, dip a piece of paper towel into either oil or margarine and wipe it around the top of the pot. The water will not boil over and you won't have a messy cleanup. 


Unusual Holiday Party Drink Cooler 
Having a large party and need to ice down sodas and other beverages, but you don't have a large enough cooler? Use your washing machine to do the job. Put a large towel in the bottom and pour in ice; then fill up with the drinks. When the party's over, you won't have to worry about melting ice. 


Candle Stuck in Holder? 
If you discover that you can't get a candle out of a votive holder, put it into the freezer until it's cold. Then the candle should pop right out. If small candlesticks have wax left on them that you can't remove easily, put them into the freezer too. When the wax is solid, it can be flicked off. 


Melt Chocolate Without A Mess 
To avoid cleaning up that gooey mess, place chocolate pieces into a sturdy plastic food bag. Immerse it in a pot of heated water. When melted, cut off a corner of the bag and squeeze the chocolate out. Toss the bag. 


Crooked Curtains 
If your just-washed curtains seem bunched up in the middle and won't hang straight, put a long wooden dowel in the bottom hem of each curtain. It will help make them hang flat. When curtains are dry, remove the dowels. 


Candles Dusty? 
Dip a cloth into rubbing alcohol and wipe over the candles. They will look much better before lighting them for a special occasion. Store candles in a cool place or they can become deformed by extreme heat. 


Picture Cleaning Hint 
Do not spray cleaner directly onto the glass because it could leak and ruin the picture inside. Instead, spray the cleaner on a cloth and wipe it over the glass. 


Microwave Needs A Cleaning? 
Mix 2 to 3 tablespoons of lemon juice with 1 cup of water in a large microwave-safe bowl. Put it into the microwave and "cook" for 5 to 10 minutes. Carefully take the bowl out and then wipe all the surfaces with a clean cloth. CAUTION: Allow to cool completely! 


Traveling On Vacation? 
Tuck a small fold-up tote bag inside your suitcase. If you want to bring home souvenirs, you'll have a carry-all for them. But if you are traveling by air, there are new luggage restrictions, so you may want to mail or ship home any large purchases. 


Make-Your-Own Window Cleaner 
Save money by making cleaner at home. Mix together 1/2 cup of isopropyl rubbing alcohol, 1/2 cup water and 1/2 cup ammonia. Pour this mixture into a clean spray bottle. Be sure to CLEARLY label the bottle. 


Shining Up Stainless Steel 
Stainless steel appliances can take on a dull hue. To brighten, sprinkle baking soda on a damp sponge, scrub, rinse area well and dry. They will look so much better. 


Removing Scuff Marks From Vinyl Flooring 
While the marks may look really bad, in fact, they can be taken off simply by rubbing them with a paper towel. 

Is Your Baking Powder Still Good? 
Try this test to see if it's not over-the-hill: Pour 1/2 cup hot water over 1/2 teaspoon baking powder. If it's fresh, the powder should bubble up. 


Keeping Wooden Kitchen Items In Good Shape 
Every now and then re-season wooden spoons, forks, bowls or cutting boards with mineral oil and let sit overnight. Then wipe the excess off with a paper towel. Note: Do NOT use vegetable oil because it will turn rancid and destroy these kitchen tools. 


Dusting A Ceiling Fan 
Set up a regular cleaning schedule to remove ceiling fan dust; otherwise it will continue to fly around a room. To clean, turn off fan and spray an old sock with furniture polish or dampen with water and wipe each fan blade. 


Cleaning Non-Washable Stuffed Toys 
If your child's stuffed animal needs a spiffing up, place the toy into big plastic bag and add 1/2 cup of baking soda. Close the top securely and then shake, shake, shake. Go outside to remove the stuffed toy and again shake well to remove the rest of the baking soda. You can also use a soft hairbrush to eliminate any remaining baking soda. 


Refrigerator Smelly? 
First, throw out any outdated products! Then take two or three charcoal briquettes and put into an open margarine tub. Place in the refrigerator to help absorb odors. Check under the refrigerator too! 


Decanter Looks Filmy 
To get it clear and clean, fill the decanter with warm full-strength white household vinegar and allow it to soak overnight. Using a plastic bottle brush, scrub well. You may need to do this several times to eliminate the hard water build-up. 


Cleaning Patio Cushions 
Vinyl-covered patio pads dirty? First brush off all the dust and dirt. Make a solution of 3/4 cup bleach, 1 gallon water and a squirt of liquid laundry detergent. (Always test a small area for color fastness.) Then scrub away, rinse well and let air-dry. 


No More Meatloaf Mess 
Can't stand handling that raw meat in making meatloaf? No problem! Simply place meat and fixings into a plastic bag and knead it through the bag. Hands are clean! Toss the bag and no cleanup either! 


Keep Drains Fresh Smelling 
Give this a try: Pour 1/2 cup baking soda down the drain and follow with 1 cup vinegar. It will fizz up. Wait for about a minute and then let hot water run down the drain. 


Getting Stickers Off Glass 
If you've just bought new drinking glasses, you can remove those annoying price tags/stickers by spraying them with a lot of petroleum-based prewash spray or dab on baby oil. Let it sit for several minutes; then lift off or scrub with a nylon net scrubby until tag and glue are removed. 


Testing Cake To See If It's Done 
If you have a puffy cake and a toothpick is too short to do the job, use a piece of raw spaghetti instead. It works just fine! And in an emergency you can also use them as candles for a birthday cake! 


How Many Small Marshmallows Equal A Big One? 
If you have small marshmallows on hand and a recipe calls for big ones, you can measure out 10 small ones to equal 1 large one. Now you know!
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<title>1st's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93500</link>
<pubDate>16-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Do you remember the 1st time... You got a skinned knee? First time you shaved? First bra? First time you rode your bicycle without training wheels?  First crush? First slow dance? First broken heart? First best friend? First time you played hookie? First time you drove a car or rode a motorcycle. First fight? First tooth you lost and how much the tooth fairy left under your pillow? First time you went swimming,or dove into the deep end? 1st anythings you can think of, or a 1st time story you'd  like to share?
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<title>Turn On's Turn Off's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93280</link>
<pubDate>14-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's yours?                  Many other dating sites have a turn ons snd turn offs section on the profiles/pages/spaces. Since there isn't one here, I thought it would be fun to post a blog about it.
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<title>Green Thumb</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93420</link>
<pubDate>16-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have a green thumb? Do you have that special ability to grow beautiful plants and gardens? Or, do you drown your plants in too much kindness and water,or forget to water them?
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<title>Intrinsic vs Extrinsic Motivation</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93060</link>
<pubDate>13-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
WHICH ONE MOTIVATES YOU? 
There are two types of motivation: intrinsic and extrinsic. Intrinsic motivation is by far the better of the two because it motivates people to achieve goals from within themselves, not because of a prize they want or a punishment they want to avoid. After years of study on the subject, scientists could still not find a way to enhance intrinsic motivation in people. Intrinsic motivation not only makes people perform well and more accurately, but the people do not expect anything for doing it- the activity in itself is the reward. 


Extrinsic motivation is getting more common in the modern society, using bribes and threats as weapons for getting things done. Volunteer services are scarce and more people expect higher salaries because of greed. Unlike intrinsic motivation, which comes from inside, extrinsic motivation is created from external factors. Extrinsic motivation, whether it be in the form of threats or bribes, do not work as well as intrinsic, but they get the job done, which is why most people use extrinsic strategies in life. Because so many people use extrinsic motivation as the way around intrinsic, people have grown to used to and expect answers involving extrinsic factors when asked to perform tasks
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<title>Snow</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93360</link>
<pubDate>15-JAN-08</pubDate>
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Snow can be very beautiful to wake up to. For just awhile,everything is so clean and pure. All covered up in a virgin blanket of soft feather white snow.
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<title>A Damned Shame</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93080</link>
<pubDate>13-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I did not renew my Gold here. For very good reasons. Truly, I would leave this site completly, if not for the blogs and the friendships that have grown from them. It is a damned shame that BK treats the non-Gold members like shit. (Then again, when I was a Gold member, they treated me like shit as well) In my opinion, the blogs are basically the ONLY good thing BK has going on here. I wonder if they have calculated and taken into consideration the scanty number of little green stars to signify Gold members, as opposed to the vast  number of non-Gold members on the blog line up? I    miss the fact that when I was a Goldie, I could post and  comment on blogs within seconds. However, even that  had it's downfall, because non-Goldies responses were  on a time delay,and the Goldie blog sat in helpless limbo  because most all of the responses come from non-  Goldies. Oh, yeah, another thing, WTF is it with green  stars instead of Gold stars for the Gold members? Ok,  enough said. I imagine that the control tower will  promptly remove this post before anyone else can read it. And, of course, it will be no surprise.
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<title>The Perfect Crime</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92760</link>
<pubDate>10-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What would be your perfect crime?  Since I love art so much,I can imagine myself as a notorious international art thief.
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<title>YourClothingStylePersonality</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92200</link>
<pubDate>07-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What Does Your Clothing Style Say About You?
Your clothing style says a lot about your personality. Your clothing style can speak volumes about you before you even open your mouth. Does your style of clothing match your personality?
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<title>Theme Song</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92560</link>
<pubDate>09-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your TV or movie theme song? Either your favorite or one that describes you.
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<title>Your Signature Scent</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92540</link>
<pubDate>09-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your signature scent in a perfume or cologne?
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<title>Cruel Intentions</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92400</link>
<pubDate>08-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Why do people feel the need to be so damned cruel to others? What purpose does it serve? Especially people who kick a person when she/he is already down and hurting.                          "Cruelty,like every other vice, requires no motive outside of itself; it only requires opportunity" "Cruelty is, perhaps,the worst kid of sin" G.K.Chesterton quotes
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<title>Flower Power</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92360</link>
<pubDate>08-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What flower are you?
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<title>SLOW DANCE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92340</link>
<pubDate>07-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Have you ever watched kids,
On a Merry-Go-Round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?

When you ask...
How are you?
Do you really hear the reply?

When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next one hundred chores,
Running through your head?
You better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short the music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And to your haste,
Not seen his or her sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die?
Cause you never had the time.
To call and say , "Hi".
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere,
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It's like an unopened gift...Thrown away.

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
(unknown author)
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<title>SomethingToMakeUSmile</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=92120</link>
<pubDate>06-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Just a little something to make you smile!  hehe!! Bill and Hill!
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<title>CRYSTAL BALL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91960</link>
<pubDate>05-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you believe in fortune tellers? Tarot cards? Palm reading? Have you ever gone to a Gypsy and had your fortune told? Was what she told you true? Was it BS?
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<title>TYPE A or B?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91260</link>
<pubDate>31-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Type A versus Type B Personalities
What is yours?
Type A: hurried, impatient, time urgency 
Type B: relaxed, patient, no time urgency 
Type A's are fast workers, they operate constantly under moderate to high levels of stress, they prefer quantity over quality 
Type B's do not make long hours, value creativity and quality over quantity 
Senior Executives are more often Type B.
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<title>IMAGINATION</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91540</link>
<pubDate>02-JAN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have an active imagination?Aristotle:
The soul never thinks without a mental picture.
Henry Ward Beecher: 
The soul without imagination is what an observatory would be without a telescope.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: 
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination.
Laurence J. Peter: 
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
Edmund Burke: 
There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
Japanese proverb: 
There is nothing that cannot be achieved by firm imagination.
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<title>Women Of History</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91160</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What woman of history best describes you?
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<title>Men Of History</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91161</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What man of history best describes you?
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<title>1stNYEKiss!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91240</link>
<pubDate>31-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Sending everyone your 1st New Year's Eve Kiss!  muaaahhhh!!  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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<title>Body Lauguage</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91080</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you speak in body language?  Even when you're silent, your body is sending signals about your mood and inner thoughts.What kind of signals you're sending? What is your body language?
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<title>YourCityPersonality</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91120</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Which City Matches Your Personality?
Do you love the hustle and bustle of a thriving big fast paced city,or do you prefer a city with a slower pace?
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<title>Mythological Creatures</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=91100</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Since ancient times, people have identified with mythological creatures. They often give them human attributes such as strength, passion and intelligence. Fiction has long romanticized many mythological creatures, giving them center stage in movies and books. Mythological creatures have qualities that lie within each of us. Which mythical creature is most like you?
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<title>Happy 2008 Wishing You All The Time Of Your Life!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90720</link>
<pubDate>28-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. Ralph Waldo Emerson 


GREEN DAY LYRICS
Time Of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you have the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. 
I hope you have the time of your life. 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. 
I hope you have the time of your life. 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. 
I hope you have the time of your life.
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<title>UnderTheXmasTree</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90340</link>
<pubDate>25-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Santa is on his way back to the North Pole. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! I hope Santa was good to you all!  What did you find under the Christmas tree this morning?
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<title>Nostalgia</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90060</link>
<pubDate>21-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I was reading comments on my common courtesy blog,and there are some very good topics there. They made me think about nostalgia, and,the remember when's. Do you remember Sunday sit down dinners with the whole family? Do you remember record players? (45's 33's 78's) That big clunky 45 stacker? Hand held transistor radios? Pinball machines? Bowling? Ice skating? Roller skating? The Wonderful World Of Disney on Sundays? The Ed Sullivan Show? The list goes on and on... What do you remember? What is your nostalgia?
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<title>Military Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89980</link>
<pubDate>21-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
May God bless and keep safe all of our men and women on duty here and overseas,and their families and loved ones this Christmas season. May we all say a special prayer for each and everyone of them.
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<title>Mistletoe Who on BK ....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87323</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Would you like to be under the mistletoe with?
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<title>A Christmas Prayer</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89841</link>
<pubDate>20-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a happy and blessed New Year. xoxo Debbi

Marty Robbins A Christmas Prayer  
Dear Lord, I want to thank you
For what you've done for me
For all these many blessings
In a world that's caught in grief and misery
No matter where I wander
I'm always in your sight
And so, my friends, to you my love
Upon this Christmas night

If all my prayers aren't answered
Then, Lord, I'll understand
There's others more deserving
Others, Lord, who need a helping hand
I pray you'll guide and keep me
Ever near the light
And so my deepest thanks, my Lord
Upon this Christmas night
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<title>Common Courtesy</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89660</link>
<pubDate>19-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It's a dog eat dog world out there. What ever happened to common courtesy? Is it so hard to say: Please, Thank You, Can I Help You?, Excuse Me, I'm Sorry, Hello, Hi, Good Morning, How Are You? What ever happened to a SMILE?
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<title>BumperToBumper101</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89620</link>
<pubDate>19-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I drive twice a day in major rush hour traffic on 3 major highways. It is even worse now with the Holiday shoppers because I also pass by one of the largest Malls in NJ. You can learn a lot about human nature and the nature of the beast on those highways. Every conceivable personally is out there with you. Everyone is in a hurry,getting nowhere fast. Sometimes it's like a kill or be killed compromise,especially near the exit ramps and changing lanes,and when 4 lanes merge into one lane. Looking out the rear view mirror can be a frightening experience when someone is way too close on your tail and the traffic is at a hair trigger stop and go. It is definitely a bumper to bumper life lesson 101 world out there on the highways.
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<title>Sooooo..Have you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89520</link>
<pubDate>18-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
been....Naughty or Nice?
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<title>BK Angel Friends</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89360</link>
<pubDate>18-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Inspired by redsunset.
redsunset write: 
NN....I think it would be interesting to have our friends tell us which angel they think we are....could be a very interesting experiment!! 

 - A - 

Abdiel 
(faith) 

Adnachiel 
(independence) 

Afriel 
(youth) 

Ambriel 
(communications) 

Anael 
(romantic Love) 

Anahita 
(fertility) 

Anauel 
(prosperity) 

Ananchel 
(Grace) 

Ariel 
(nature) 

Armaita 
(truth) 

Asmodel 
(patience) 



- B - 


Baglis 
(moderation) 

Balthial 
(forgiveness) 

Barakiel 
(Good fortune) 

Barbelo 
(Goodness) 

Barchiel 
(compassion) 

Bath Kol 
(prophecy) 



- C - 


Camael 
(joy) 

Cassiel 
(temperance) 

Cathetel 
(nature) 

Chamuel 
(tolerance/Love) 

Charmeine 
(harmony) 

Charoum 
(silence) 

Cherubim 
(wisdom) 

Colopatiron 
(liberation) 



- D - 


Dina 
(learning) 



- E - 


Ecanus 
(writers) 

Elemiah 
(inward journeys) 

Elijah 
(innocence) 



- F - 


Forfax 
(astronomy) 



- G - 


Gabriel 
(messenger) 

Galgaliel 
(vibration) 

Gavreel 
(peace) 

Gazardiel 
(new beginnings) 

Guardian Angels 
(special angels) 



- H - 


Haamiah 
(integrity) 

Hadraniel 
(Love) 

Hael 
(kindness) 

Hamael 
(dignity) 

Hamaliel 
(logic) 

Hamied 
(miracles) 

Haniel 
(harmonious Love) 

Harahel 
(knowledge) 

Hayyel 
(wild animals) 



- I - 


Iahhel 
(meditation) 

Iofiel 
(beauty) 

Isda 
(nourishment) 

Israfel 
(song) 



- J - 


Jamaerah 
(manifestation) 

Jehoel 
(presence) 

Jophiel 
(creative power) 



- K - 


Kaeylarae 
(peace) 

Kakabel 
(moon) 

Kutiel 
(water) 



- L - 


Lailah 
(conception) 

Liwet 
(inventions) 



- M - 


Maion 
(self-discipline) 

Malahidael 
(courage) 

Manakel 
(oceans) 

Melchizedek 
(peace) 

Metatron 
(thought) 

Micah 
(Divine plan) 

Michael 
(miracles) 

Mihael 
(loyalty) 

Mihr 
(friendship) 

Mumiah 
(longevity) 

Muriel 
(emotions) 



- N - 


Nathaniel 
(fire) 

Nemamiah 
(just causes) 

Nisroc 
(freedom) 



- O - 


Omniel 
(Oneness) 

Ongkanon 
(communication) 

Ooniemme 
(gratitude) 

Orifiel 
(forests) 



- P - 


Paschar 
(vision) 

Perpetiel 
(success) 



- Q - 


Qaphsiel 
(moon) 

Queen of Angels 
(regina angelium) 



- R - 


Raguel 
(Faith) 

Rampel 
(endurance, strength) 

Raphael 
(healing, Love, creativity) 

Rashnu 
(judgment, tolerance) 

Raziel 
(mysteries, the unknown) 

Rehael 
(self-respect) 

Remliel 
(spiritual awakening) 

Rhamiel 
(empathy, caring) 



- S - 


Sachael 
(purity, clarity) 

Samandiriel 
(imagination, visualization) 

Sandalphon 
(power) 

Sariel 
(guidance) 

Shekinah 
(unity) 

Shemael 
(gratitude) 

Shushienae 
(purity) 

Sofiel 
(nature) 

Soqed Hozi 
(partnership) 

Sraosha 
(obedience) 



- T - 


Tabbris 
(self-determination) 

Taharial 
(purification) 

Trgiaob 
(wild birds) 



- U - 


Uriel 
(creativity) 

Urim 
(Light) 

Uzziel 
(Faith) 



- V - 


Valoel 
(peace) 

Verchiel 
(affection) 

Vohamanah 
(optimism) 



- W - 


Wisdom 
(creation) 



- X - 


- Y - 


- Z - 


Zacharael 
(surrender) 

Zadkiel 
(prayer) 

Zagzagel 
(wisdom) 

Zuphlas 
(trees) 

Zuriel 
(harmony)
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<title>Fast Food Planet</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89260</link>
<pubDate>17-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Is there a fast food Planet that fast food servers come from? Don't get me wrong. It's not all of them, but I always seem to get the one from the outer limits. Because of the wacky hours I work,I tend to pick up food to take to work at fast food places. Is there a special language that you have to know and speak when ordering? Especially when ordering at the drive thru. I find myself repeating several times what I want. No,I don't want a value meal!! I just want the burger and a large coke. No I don't want fries. No I am not eating it here. Repeat.Repeat.Repeat. I don't want onions. I get xtra onions. I want extra mayo,I get xtra ketchup. I don't want pickles,I get xtra pickles and onions. I order a cheese whopper, I get a Jr whopper. Half the time they don't even give me the chance to give them my order,they try to decide what I want to order. I donno. Is it just me? Grrrrrrr!!!
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<title>BecauseURMyFriend</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88960</link>
<pubDate>16-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass while I'm helping you up.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask. "because you are my friend".


And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call me over !!!!!
 

I have always loved this poem!!xoxo Debbi
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<title>Morning Entertainment</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89120</link>
<pubDate>17-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Man Against Machine: I was sitting on the front porch havin' a smoke,and I was watching the kid across the street trying to back his car over a BIG chunk of snow and ice in his driveway.(A brand new Mustang) He stood by his car for a good 10 minutes just staring at the tires,getting down real close to the tires. Like they would speak to him or something. Anyway,I watched him spin his tires and grind his tranny,smoke flying up from burning rubber,that awful smell,that horrifying whine from spinning tires, Then he was digging solid ice and snow with a shovel,then the shovel broke,and then he cursed and kicked the car(baddd car)Like that would help? threw the shovel at the garage. Then the whole family came out.It looked like an episode of Family Feud with them all standing in a row by the car. Each began  taking a turn to move the car. Everyone yelling at each other. Well,they finally got the car out. My morning entertainment. My baddd.
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<title>Room With No View</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88700</link>
<pubDate>15-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Could you sleep well in or a room without windows,or a room without a view?
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<title>Gas Station Attack</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88980</link>
<pubDate>16-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I stopped off at the gas station tonite on the way to work to fill up. I fill up 2x a week at this gas station because the gas is always 5 cents less per gallon and the service is good and the attendants are always very pleasent.There is a chain of them owned by Iraq people,and I have never had any problems at this particular gas station,nor a couple other ones I have stopped at in other towns.I had some ice blocking my wind shield washer solution thingy,so I got outta my car to remove the ice. I was using the edge of my scraper to pick at the ice,when suddenly,this attendant about 6'5' came over to me and began screaming obscenities at me,flailing his arms about, saying to me you stupid fcking American bitch,you no put snow here on ground. This my ground. And then,he went off in a rage still screaming,this time in his own launguage,Arabic I guess. I was... stunned. Duh? I stood there with my little scraper in hand,frozen where I was standing. I did finally manage to say,Don't you yell at me! I didn't put snow on the ground. This isn't your ground. People like you are the reason we are at war. The couple in the next car looked frightened and pulled away from the pumps like speed lightening. I was left alone with just the crazy dude and the other attendant. I quick got back in my car and locked it,closed the window,and was helpless,clutching on to my ice scraper and iPhone for dear life,waiting for the gas pump to fill my tank, because I was still hooked up to the damned pump.He kept staring me down,still loudly speaking his lauguage,and he made a hand gesture like a choking motion to his throat to the other attendant. I then thought,Oooooo shittt! Finally,after what seemed like an eternity,my car was filled,and the other attendant came to collect the $$, I opened my window a little and slid the $$ thru the top. The smaller attendant, whispered, I'm so sorry lady,he is crazy sick man. And he kinda glanced over at the crazy dude,and then cowered away.I got outta there quick. When my thought process became un-stunned as I drove,I thought I shoulda called the police,I shoulda did this or that.I coulda done this or that,etc.. Thing is,you never know what you're gonna do in the heat of the moment in a situation like that. I will go back in the morning and talk to the manager. He is very nice. I don't think I'll be getting gas there again. Geeesshhh.
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<title>Angels WhichOneAreU?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88720</link>
<pubDate>15-DEC-07</pubDate>
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- A -

Abdiel
(faith)

Adnachiel
(independence)

Afriel
(youth)

Ambriel
(communications)

Anael
(romantic Love)

Anahita
(fertility)

Anauel
(prosperity)

Ananchel
(Grace)

Ariel
(nature)

Armaita
(truth)

Asmodel
(patience)



- B -


Baglis
(moderation)

Balthial
(forgiveness)

Barakiel
(Good fortune)

Barbelo
(Goodness)

Barchiel
(compassion)

Bath Kol
(prophecy)



- C -


Camael
(joy)

Cassiel
(temperance)

Cathetel
(nature)

Chamuel
(tolerance/Love)

Charmeine
(harmony)

Charoum
(silence)

Cherubim
(wisdom)

Colopatiron
(liberation)



- D -


Dina
(learning)



- E -


Ecanus
(writers)

Elemiah
(inward journeys)

Elijah
(innocence)



- F -


Forfax
(astronomy)



- G -


Gabriel
(messenger)

Galgaliel
(vibration)

Gavreel
(peace)

Gazardiel
(new beginnings)

Guardian Angels
(special angels)



 - H -


Haamiah
(integrity)

Hadraniel
(Love)

Hael
(kindness)

Hamael
(dignity)

Hamaliel
(logic)

Hamied
(miracles)

Haniel
(harmonious Love)

Harahel
(knowledge)

Hayyel
(wild animals)



- I -


Iahhel
(meditation)

Iofiel
(beauty)

Isda
(nourishment)

Israfel
(song)



- J -


Jamaerah
(manifestation)

Jehoel
(presence)

Jophiel
(creative power)



- K -


Kaeylarae
(peace)

Kakabel
(moon)

Kutiel
(water)



- L -


Lailah
(conception)

Liwet
(inventions)



- M -


Maion
(self-discipline)

Malahidael
(courage)

Manakel
(oceans)

Melchizedek
(peace)

Metatron
(thought)

Micah
(Divine plan)

Michael
(miracles)

Mihael
(loyalty)

Mihr
(friendship)

Mumiah
(longevity)

Muriel
(emotions)



- N -


Nathaniel
(fire)

Nemamiah
(just causes)

Nisroc
(freedom)



- O -


Omniel
(Oneness)

Ongkanon
(communication)

Ooniemme
(gratitude)

Orifiel
(forests)



- P -


Paschar
(vision)

Perpetiel
(success)



 - Q -


Qaphsiel
(moon)

Queen of Angels
(regina angelium)



- R -


Raguel
(Faith)

Rampel
(endurance, strength)

Raphael
(healing, Love, creativity)

Rashnu
(judgment, tolerance)

Raziel
(mysteries, the unknown)

Rehael
(self-respect)

Remliel
(spiritual awakening)

Rhamiel
(empathy, caring)



- S -


Sachael
(purity, clarity)

Samandiriel
(imagination, visualization)

Sandalphon
(power)

Sariel
(guidance)

Shekinah
(unity)

Shemael
(gratitude)

Shushienae
(purity)

Sofiel
(nature)

Soqed Hozi
(partnership)

Sraosha
(obedience)



- T -


Tabbris
(self-determination)

Taharial
(purification)

Trgiaob
(wild birds)



- U -


Uriel
(creativity)

Urim
(Light)

Uzziel
(Faith)



- V -


Valoel
(peace)

Verchiel
(affection)

Vohamanah
(optimism)



- W -


Wisdom
(creation)



- X -


- Y -


- Z -


Zacharael
(surrender)

Zadkiel
(prayer)

Zagzagel
(wisdom)

Zuphlas
(trees)

Zuriel
(harmony)
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<title>Music Box</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88680</link>
<pubDate>15-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Have you ever lived in a place so small,or slept in a place so small,that you felt like you were in a music box?
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<title>Change The World</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88660</link>
<pubDate>15-DEC-07</pubDate>
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You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -Mahatma Gandhi~ 
If you could change the world,what changes would you make?
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<title>Holy Sh't!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88520</link>
<pubDate>14-DEC-07</pubDate>
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DT sent this to me.  (o:

Dog For Sale: (OR free to good home.)

Answers to the name of Dolly.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, 
murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as "Holy Shit!! "

Your help will be appreciated
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<title>A Different Christmas Poem</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88481</link>
<pubDate>14-DEC-07</pubDate>
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The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, 
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. 
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, 
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. 
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, 
Transforming the yard to a winter delight. 
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, 
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. 
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, 
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. 
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, 
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. 
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, 
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. 
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, 
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. 
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, 
And I crept to the door just to see who was near. 
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, 
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. 
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, 
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. 
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, 
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. 
"What are you doing?", I asked without fear, 
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here. 
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, 
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve. 
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, 
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, 
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light 
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, 
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night." 
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line, 
That separates you from the darkest of times. 
No one had to ask or beg or implore me." 
"I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me. 
My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,' 
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." 
"My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ', 
And now it is my turn and so, here I am. 
I've not seen my own son in more than a while, 
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile" 
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, 
The red, white, and blue... an American flag. 
"I can live through the cold and the being alone, 
Away from my family, my house and my home." 
"I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, 
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat. 
I can carry the weight of killing another, 
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother." 
Who stand at the front against any and all, 
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall." 
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright, 
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." 
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least, 
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? 
It seems all too little for all that you've done, 
For being away from your wife and your son." 
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, 
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget. 
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone, 
To stand your own watch, no matter how long." 
"For when we come home, either standing or dead, 
To know you remember we fought and we bled. 
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust, 
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

I saw this poem on a site I visited. I think it is awesome. I hope you like it,too.
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<title>Santa's Reindeer Which One Are You?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88460</link>
<pubDate>14-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Dasher     
Dancer     
Prancer     
Vixen     
Comet     
Cupid     
Donner  
Blitzen 
Rudolf was not part of the original reindeer but came later from the song - Rudolf the red nose reindeer
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<title>Circuit Overload</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88261</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I realize,and admit,that my behavior has been irrational and hair trigger. It's been a very hard year on me. I know that sounds like a poor reason or excuse to have behaved as I have here on and off,most especially in the past few months. But,in all honesty,many of the things that have gone down bad in my life this year have contributed greatly to my meltdown,and I lost it. I lost me. I know I have been totally off the charts. Please understand that I did not intentionally mean to lash out at,or hurt anyone. I am deeply sorry. Debbi
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<title>Come On!!......</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88080</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Can't everybody show everyboby some love!  Please!
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<title>And SoThis Is Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=88060</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
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So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now...  



Please, Let's all,give peace a chance. Wishing ALL of you a blessed Holiday Season,and a safe,happy,healthy,and prosperous New Year. Most of all,I wish you... love and peace.  xoxo Debbi
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<title>XmasDecorationsForYour Home</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87160</link>
<pubDate>09-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you decorate your home with a lotta lights and lawn ornaments,etc..? Do you live in a neighborhood that does? Is there an extra special street that people travel to in your town that does a spectactular Xmas decoration theme on their homes?
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<title>Kids Questions!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87400</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Kids ask the hardest questions sometimes! My 5 y/o Grandson went to a Breakfast With Santa at the fire house. He asked me how can Santa be able to have breakfast here and live in the North Pole? What about all the toys he has to make? How did he get here? Where is his reindeer? Oh my!! I had to think quick! I answered him the best I could. hehe!! I guess he was happy with my answers. Do you have any kids questions stories to share?
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<title>SnapYourFingersOnce</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87380</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
If you had the power to change just "one" thing with the snap of  your fingers,what would that one thing be?
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<title>Xmas  Keepsakes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87340</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have any special/precious Christmas keepsakes? Do you put a new ornament on the tree for each year of Xmas celebration ?
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<title>Christmas Movies</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87321</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your favorite or favorites?
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<title>Mid Night Mass Celebration</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87320</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you attend a Mid Night Mass Celebration on Christmas Eve?
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<title>SnowBaby.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87260</link>
<pubDate>09-DEC-07</pubDate>
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<title>Stocking Stuffers</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87180</link>
<pubDate>09-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What did Santa fill up your Xmas stocking with when you were a kid?  What kinda stocking did you have? What was your favorite goodie in the stocking? My Gramma always made sure my Brother and I had a Xmas stocking. She hand knitted our stockings. We always got apples, oranges,nuts,ribbon candy, and salt water taffy. My all time favorite goodie was the gold foil wrapped coins. One year I got the chartering wind up teeth,and they were my favorite thing!
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<title>Maxine's Xmas Thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=87001</link>
<pubDate>08-DEC-07</pubDate>
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<title>For Justaname  ~Merry Christmas Luv!!~</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86980</link>
<pubDate>08-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
'Twas the night before Christmas
On the wide open sea
Where a lone pirate sloop
Slept quite peacefully.

The crew down below
Were all snug in their bunks
With their boots and their underpants
Locked safe in their trunks.

And I on the deck,
In my bandanna red,
Was scrubbing the floorboards
'Till me fingers all bled.

When on the horizon
Rose a sliver of black
Then a soft, muffled gunshot-
I peered over me back.

Approaching our ship
Was a massive red galleon
That sped through the water
Like a great crimson stallion!

Takin' out me spyglass
I climbed up a rope,
Stood up on the riggings
And peered through me scope.

And what through my wandering
Lens should appear,
But eight burly oarsmen
Dressed up as reindeer!

A big red-nosed pirate
Were rattlin' their chains,
And whipped them and beat them
And called them by name-

Aye, Bilge-pump!
Aye, Bilge-rat!
Aye, Starboard and Port!
Aye, Flotsam!
Aye, Jetsam!
Aye, Rascal and Mort!
We're at five knots and countin',
So give it yer all,
Now row away, row away,
Or I?ll throttle you all!


When I saw that old pirate
I knew it, by golly,
It 'twere the infamous pirate
Cap'n Nicholas the Jolly!

I was frozen with fear
As above us he loomed
I thought then and there
We were certainly doomed.

With ropes and with hollers
He boarded our ship
With swords and with pistols,
Axes and whips.

His beard was pure white,
His eyebrows- how furry!
And his teeth were all yellow
And crooked with scurvy.

He was dressed all in red
From his toes to his hat.
With a sudden 'Hhhwak?
On the deck he did spat.

Now listen up matey,
He spoke with a grin.
I was hopin' you'd help
With this fix I be in
You see, I am known
As a mighty rapscallion
But all the treasure I steal
Is too much for me galleon!
So all I am askin,
As a favor to me,
Is that you take some of me booty
And keep it with ye??

I spoke not a word
But I grinned with delight
At the thought of free treasure
On this Christmas night!

With a nod and a handshake
The deal was complete-
His crew jumped onboard
And threw gold at me feet.

There were doubloons and triploons
And pieces of eight,
And rubies and emeralds
In a great wooden crate.

A few bottles of rum,
Some cups and some dice,
And a thick roll of silk-
Now, isn?t that nice?

When Nick's work was finished
He went back to his ship
And giving a nod 
Away he did slip.

And I heard him shout something
As he sailed out on the blue,
Merry Christmas, ya scoundrels,
And ye landlubbers too!
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<title>Christmas Caroling</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86960</link>
<pubDate>08-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
When you were a kid,did you go out Christmas Caroling? Do you still do it now,with your church or organization,etc..?
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<title>Live or Artifical?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86820</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What kinda Xmas tree do you have or prefer? What's your favorite type of tree? Spruce,Douglas Fir,Scotch Pine,Traditional Pine,etc...
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<title>Xmas Eve Tradition</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86822</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Do you do anything special on Xmas Eve? We have a little party and the boys each get to open one special Xmas Eve gift. Then when they are sound asleep,we put out the goodies for Santa. hehe!! We take bites outta the cookies to make them look like Santa nibbled on them, drink outta the glass of milk to make it look like Santa drank some. And,then... the carrotts for the reindeer,hehe! We take turns making them look like the reindeer nibbled on them. Then,we put all the gifts under the tree.
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<title>Holiday Car Costume</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86821</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you dress up your automobile or motorcycle for Xmas? What do you dress it up with? I saw a big 4WD car the other day with big reindeer antlers attached to the roof rack and a big red nose on the grill. It looked so cool.
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<title>Mixed Breed Happy Friday!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86741</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
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<title>Maxine's Quotes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86580</link>
<pubDate>06-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
-To stay relaxed in today's frantic, stressful world, you have to force yourself to stop &amp; put your feet up. I put mine up just high enough to kick the butt of whoever's annoying me.
-The secret to leading a tranquil life is to ignore petty annoyances &amp; save your anger for really serious matters. Like if somebody looks at you funny.
-I don't see the glass as half-empty or half-full. I see it as a glass somebody else has already put their lousy germs on.
-Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.
-Sometimes it helps to count to 10 on your fingers. Or just one, if you know what I'm saying.
-I'll carpool when I can find three people who don't talk, sweat, wistle, or use calogne.
-I enjoy wallpapering, it gives me a chance to brush up on the swear words I haven't used in a while.
-I have a one-step program for dealing with stress. Well, one step and a kick to be exact.
-Caffine is for people who feel they aren't irritable enough on their own.
-The greatest thing about cordless phones is instead of hanging them up on people, you can just throw them.
-Sometimes the days just fly by--except for the day when you have to wait for the cable guy.
-My idea of a high-stress job is any job where you have to work with other people.
-Found something at the swimsuit shop I was really comfortable in. The dressing room.
-I like to give advice to young parents: but "Muzzle that screamin' brat!" isn't very well received.
-Experts say you can relieve stress by petting a cat. 'Course, it doesn't work if the cat's the one making you nuts in the first place.
-If I had a nickel for everytime I've misplaced my keys, there'd be a jarful of money that I'd also have to look for.
-Forgive me if I snap at you. I'm myself today.
-Just saw a three-hankie movie. That's how many I stuffed into the mouth of the talker behind me.
-Sometimes work can be stressful. Especially for people that work with me.
-I'm thinking of renewing my vow...to never get married again.
-I work out every day. Mostly frustrations &amp; anger.
-My definition of " computer chip" is what's left after I sledgehammer the computer.
-Yelling really loud can sometimes ease tension...and sometimes it makes everyone else in the library jump out of their skin.
-Sometimes I wish my blood pressure and my stocks would change places.
-I hate getting behind people who can't drive. It's so hard for them to see my finger in their rearview mirror.
-If your life is an endless series of ups and downs, consider a more supportive bra.
-It's important to vent your frustrations. But you have to recognize the appropriate time and place to vent and blow off steam. For me it's anytime, anyplace.
-Taking a family vacation to get away from stress is like running down the railroad track to get away from the train.
-Call waiting is the perfect thing if you want to interrupt one annoying phone call to make anouther.
-The electric dental drill was invented over 100 years ago.Hurts just to read that doesn't it?
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<title>'cuz I can.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86520</link>
<pubDate>06-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I ain't no angel. I ain't PeRfEcT. I am's what I am's. I make mistakes. I say things I shouldn't. I do things I shouldn't. I slip and fall. I get back up and try again. I am only human. I ain't goin' nowhere. I never really left. If you feel that I am not your cup of tea,then don't drink me. If you feel I have offended you,and to those I have offended,I appologize.  Peace in. Peace out. Debbi   

PINK LYRICS from 'cuz I can.
I'm back again
I know y'all missed me
I'm so so sick
Can't handle it
Yeah I talk Shit
Just deal with it (or don't)       

Say what you want and be who you are because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 
Dr Seuss quote
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<title>Jersey Angel</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86380</link>
<pubDate>05-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I am so very sorry that my other post was written to  appear as if I had forsaken the friends I truly cherish here. You have always been a positive force, a kind and loving  friend to me.  As well as DynaThom,Treas,DD,Cali,MSB,susieq, BranwenCarryl, Paddy,Justaname,longbeard,JerseyGirl,Prismatic,fbs, and maneater who was gracious enough to forgive my short comings and accept my appolgy. To all of you, from my heart and soul, I say, Thank You for loving and accepting me.. for who I am and what I am.
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<title>BK LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAR&GRILL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84480</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Inspired by two very cool Ladies. I announce the opening of the BK lonely Hearts Club Bar and Grill. WELCOME!!                             Help Wanted:                Bar Keepers,Grill Chefs,DJ's,Bands,Comedians,Piano Players,Dancers. Apply within.
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<title>Internet  Human Interest Story</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86100</link>
<pubDate>04-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Grand Rapids woman goes on Oprah after losing 530 pounds
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) - Extended computer use has been linked to obesity, but a Michigan woman says her online activities helped her to shed 530 pounds.

Nancy Makin, 51, is scheduled to appear Wednesday on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" to talk about how she lost the weight in less than three years using an "Internet diet."

Makin, who weighed as much as 703 pounds, spent many years living reclusively in her one-bedroom Grand Rapids apartment. At one point, she had not been outside in more than three years.

"I probably went out of the house eight times in 12 years," she told The Grand Rapids Press for an online story posted Monday.

It wasn't until a relative hooked up Makin with a computer and Internet access that she started to slim down. While her weight made it difficult for her to interact with people in person, she discovered that she quickly made friends in online chat rooms.

"Anonymity was key," she said. "They couldn't look at me and judge me based on how I looked."

Makin said her online social life ended up working wonders on her figure as she stopped using food to bury her feelings of isolation.

"I wasn't trying to lose weight," Makin said. "I was just reaching out."

Her appearance on the Winfrey show was recorded Nov. 8. She said she hopes her story will inspire others looking to change their lives.

Makin, who now earns a living cleaning houses, said she hopes to one day become a motivational speaker.

"I think something might change," she said. "I don't think I'll be scrubbing toilets for much longer."


This is a wonderful and blessed success story. The only thing I thought was really sad, is when she said: "Anonymity was key," she said. "They couldn't look at me and judge me based on how I looked"
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<title>Oldest  article of clothing......</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85740</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is the oldest article of clothing or accessory(hat/purse/gloves/belt/etc..) that you have?
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<title>Famous Artist Grandson!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85561</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My Grandson Ryan is quite the artist!! His school has a web site that posts the childrens art,and people can chose to have the art placed on T-shirts,mugs,hats,etc... There is also a fan club for each child. I am so proud of him!! PS: He is only 5 1/2 years old! His artwork's name is: "Piranha Fish"
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<title>The Longest Job...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=85540</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
You've ever had? The longest time worked at a job? What was your worst job? What was your best/favorite job?
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<title>The Wildest Party...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82482</link>
<pubDate>10-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
You ever attended.
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<title>Cool Quotes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84500</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear


Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.


If I was to throw a stick would you leave


The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.


What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?


Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Nobody is pefect period.


Everything is okay in the end.  If it's not okay, then it's not the end.


Don't get it?  TOO FUCKIN BAD


It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone?
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


If you love him, have some class. Don't write his name where you wipe your ass.


Ya gotta hate it when guys use the wrong head to make up their minds.


When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head.


Life is like a box of chocolates. However, it may contain traces of nuts.


I did nothing, absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it would be.


What is real? If real is what you see, feel, hear, smell, taste and touch, then real is just electrical impulses relayed to your brian.


My cat's breath smells like cat food.


Did you hear about the Pilsbury Dough Boy? He's in the hospital, he has a yeast infection.


It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's seperation to ensure the propagation of the younger federation and the next generation.

Oh there are lots of healthy things you can do with your hands.                            -Mr. Rogers 

We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty.

Although the rotary engine was invented by a man called Wankel, it has nothing to do with masturbation. Confusion over this has lead to numerous nasty accidents.


When you do something right, no one remembers. When you do something wrong, no one forgets! 


Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.


Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.


Sex is like math: add the bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply.

Nobody is pefect period.

 
If all else fails, lower your standards.


Next time wave all your fingers at me!


It's far better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on.


So I said if this is the House of Pancakes, how come I can't eat the wall?


Sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me


Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity


The first step to failure is trying.


Second place is like being the tallest midget: No one cares.


Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
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<title>Where do broken hearts go?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84440</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Where do they go? What is your broken heart song?
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<title>Un-Success Stories/Broken Hearts/Lonely Hearts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84422</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Lately, I've been thinking, that there should be a section for all three subjects here on BK.
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<title>Vicarious Lover</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84200</link>
<pubDate>22-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. experienced through another by imagining: experienced through somebody else rather than at first hand, by using sympathy or the power of the imagination
vicarious pleasure.

Have you ever had an internet interlude with a vicarious Lover?Someone who lives their hopes,dreams,fantasies,desires,through you? So close,and yet so far.Someone whom you will never physically be with because they belong to another?
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<title>Black Friday</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84260</link>
<pubDate>23-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The day after Thanksgiving tradition when big big big sales are happening all over the place. Do you have a Black Friday event where you live? Are you gonna shop 'til you drop today?
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<title>IN THE RAIN... DID YOU EVER?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84140</link>
<pubDate>21-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Did you ever.... Make love in the rain? Dance in the rain? Sing in the rain? Wash your hair in the rain? Bathe in the rain? Play in the rain?
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<title>BIKERS CREED</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83640</link>
<pubDate>17-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding.

I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so.

I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone.

My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself.

I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being.

I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn it's limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team.

I do not fear death. I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy, not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it.

My machines will outlive me. Therefore, they are my legacy. I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be.

I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them. For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me. For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me.

I will never be the aggressor on the highway. However, should others fuck with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe manner as I can cast upon them.  (continued below)
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<title>Bad 4 Letter Word</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83880</link>
<pubDate>19-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
SNOW!! haha!! Got ya!! We got dumped on in my little part of NJ!!
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<title>Sleep....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83720</link>
<pubDate>18-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you get enough of it? Are you a good sleeper or poor sleeper? Do you fall asleep easily,or do you have a difficult time falling asleep?
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<title>Whip cream? Handcuffs? Blindfold? Candle wax? etc....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83560</link>
<pubDate>16-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you like to?  Do you want to?  How adventureous are you?  How curious are you?
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<title>Nervous Habit</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83540</link>
<pubDate>16-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have one?      Me: Smoking. Pick at the sides of my nails. Cat tail twitch of my right leg.
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<title>Over and Over Again Movies</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83520</link>
<pubDate>16-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What movie or movies can you watch over and over again, and never get tired of watching?
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<title>In The Mood Music</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83500</link>
<pubDate>16-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
When you're in the mood,or when you want to get into the mood, what is your choice in mood music? (Me: Enigma or Leonard Cohen)
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<title>Irritating Co-Worker</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83460</link>
<pubDate>16-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you work with one?
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<title>Commuter Traffic InSaNiTy!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=83400</link>
<pubDate>15-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Don't ya hate it!!  Makes me crazy. Do you drive or ride in it?  What do you do to keep yourself sane in the madness of the asphalt and steel hell ride to and from work?
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<title>What Is Love?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82280</link>
<pubDate>09-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your definition of love?
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.

Sexual passion

Sexual intercourse

A love affair

An intense emotional attachment, as for an appreciated pet or treasured object
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<title>This Kiss</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82880</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Are you a good kisser? Do you like to be kissed by a good kisser? What's your description of a good kiss?
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<title>VETERANS DAY 11/12/07</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82860</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
This song was written by Pink and her Dad in honor of the all the Vets. I think it is a perfect tribute for today,and everyday. God bless.  Debbi


"I Have Seen The Rain"
(feat. James T. Moore)

I have seen the rain
I have felt the pain
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
I don't know where I'm going
I don't even know where I've been
But i know I'd like to see them again.

Spend my days just searching 
Spend my nights in dreams 
Stop looking over my shoulder baby
I've stopped wonderin' what it means
Drop out, burn out, solidier ho-oh they've said I should've been more
Probably so if i hadn't of been in that crazy damn Vietnam war.

I have seen the rain
I've survived the pain
Oh I've been home 30 years or so 
And I'm just stepping up for the blame

Spend my days just searching 
Spend my nights in dreams 
Stop looking over my shoulder baby
I've stopped wonderin' what it means
Drop out, burn out, solidier ho-oh they've said I should've been more
Probably so if i hadn't of been in that crazy damn Vietnam war.

We have seen the rain, together
We have survived the pain, forever
Oh it's good to home again
Its good to be with my friends
Oh it's good to be home again
It's good to feel that rain


~LET US NOT FORGET~ ~VETERANS DAY 11/12/07~
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<title>Good Luck Charm</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82820</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have one?   What is it?
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<title>Make A Wish</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82821</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you really make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles, throw a coin into the wishing well,wish upon a falling star,etc..? Have any of your wishes ever come true?
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<title>NAUGHTY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79801</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How naughty are you?
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<title>Veterans Day Thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82640</link>
<pubDate>11-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Extending a heartfelt and soulfelt Thank You to all the Veterans who have put their lives on the line to fight for our people and our country. God bless. Let freedom ring. Amen.
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<title>Drove all night</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82560</link>
<pubDate>10-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Have you ever felt this way? Have you ever needed to see someone so much,that you would drive all night to get to him/her? 

I DROVE ALL NIGHT
I had to escape
The city was sticky and cruel
Maybe I should have called you first
But I was dying to get to you
I was dreaming while I drove
The long straight road ahead, uh, huh

Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide
This fever for you is just burning me up inside

I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright
I drove all night

What in this world
Keeps us from falling apart
No matter where I go I hear
The beating of our one heart
I think about you
When the night is cold and dark
No one can move me
The way that you do
Nothing erases this feeling between me and you

I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright
I drove all night

Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide
This fever for you is just burning me up inside

I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Is that alright

I drove all night
I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
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<title>Thanksgiving Day Plans</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82480</link>
<pubDate>10-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's yours?
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<title>Word Power</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82140</link>
<pubDate>08-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Word Power - New Words for the Week

1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 

2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. 

3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 

4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 

5) Caterpallor (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. 

6) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 

7) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly. 

8) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry. 

9) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species. 

10) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex. 

11) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding. 

12) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world. 

13) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with. 

14) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit. 

15) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
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<title>What's Your Dosha?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81960</link>
<pubDate>07-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A little quiz for you. What's your dosha?  Vata, Pitta, or Kapha?
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<title>Sexaholic</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82001</link>
<pubDate>08-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Are you?
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<title>Last Word In</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=82000</link>
<pubDate>08-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you like to get the last word/words in?  What is/ are your favorite last word/ words in?     Mine:  Hummm.. Yeah right... Whatever..I'm outta here... Bye.
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<title>Goldbricking</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81980</link>
<pubDate>07-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
There are a few people where I work that constantly steal time and clock in for hours that they never work. Or else they disappear, no where to be found for almost the entire shift, then return 1 hour before the shift ends. One person in particular averages aprox 90+ hours per week,and sleeps on the job or hides for most of those hours. BTW: He is a Supervisor who has worked for the hospital for 10 years. Why don't these people ever get caught?  I have no respect for these people at all. I think it's a crime.
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<title>Burning Bridges</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81660</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you burn your bridge before you cross it in fear of what could or could not be on the other side?
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<title>Secret Life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81680</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have a secret life?
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<title>Habits or Ways About You</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81682</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have a habit or way about you that you can't seem to shake, no matter how hard you try?
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<title>Old Haunts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81681</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have an old haunt or place you like to return to every now and then?
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<title>Evil Twin Within</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81640</link>
<pubDate>06-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have an evil twin within who makes ya do wild and crazy or out of the ordinary things?
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<title>Cry</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81320</link>
<pubDate>03-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you cry easily? Is it hard for you to cry? Have you never cried? Do you hold your tears in for a long time,then cry for days for everything you've held your tears in for?        

Faith Hill - Cry

If I had just one tear 
Running down your cheek 
Maybe I could cope 
Maybe I'd get some sleep 
If I had just one moment at your exspense 
Maybe all my misery 
Would be well spent 

Could you cry a little 
Lie just a little 
Pretend that your feeling a little more pain 
I gave now I'm wanting 
Something in return 
So cry just a little for me 

If your love could be caged, honey, I would hold the key 
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me 
And you'd hunt and those lies 
They'd be all you'd ever find 
And that'd be all you'd have to know 
For me to be fine 

And you'd cry a little 
Die just a little 
And baby I would feel just a little less pain 
I gave now I'm wanting 
Something in return 
So cry just a little for me 

Give it up baby 
I hear your goodbye 
Nothin's gonna save me 
I see it in your eyes 
Some kind of heartache 
Darlin give it a try 
I don't want pity 
I just want what is mine 

Yeah.. Could you cry a little 
Lie just a little 
Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain 
I gave now I'm wanting 
Something in return 
So cry just a little for me 


Cry just a little for me 
Could you cry just a little for me?
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<title>That little voice....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81220</link>
<pubDate>02-NOV-07</pubDate>
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inside your head that warns you about something. Do you listen to it, or ignore it?
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<title>Slow out of the gate</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81240</link>
<pubDate>03-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It's been awhile since you've dated. You've met someone new online. And, it's time for that first date. Do you find yourself hesitating about going on the date?  Think of excuses not to go?  Are you having a difficult time getting back into the dating scene again?
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<title>Frustration</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=81300</link>
<pubDate>03-NOV-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you keep it all in? Let it all out? Save it all up,and then have one big explosion? Scream,yell.throw something?  How do you deal with it?
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<title>Happy Halloween!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80720</link>
<pubDate>31-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Have a hauntingly delightful Halloween!! xoxo Debbi
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<title>When you look at a profile...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80580</link>
<pubDate>29-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you just glance at the photos,or do you take a few moments and look deeper into them?  I always find myself noticing many things in a photo. Pictures or art work on the walls. Decor. Nick knacks. Pets. Scenery,if outdoors,etc. Do you notice things in the photo other than just the person in in it?
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<title>Blog Title Changes??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80280</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
On my "How Hony Are You"  the title is changed to "MY BLOG"  WTF??? The blog police again?? I thought I was losing it. I saw the "MY BLOG" title in the listings and couldn't remember writing it. I clicked on to it, and saw my Hony blog. Geeessh. I can post pics of me semi flashing my boobs, but I can't say Horny?
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<title>Monsters,etc.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78580</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What horror movie character,sci-fi villain,monster,or ghoul are you?
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<title>TROUBLE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80380</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's one thing about you that always seems to get you in trouble?
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<title>Pissed Off</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80340</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is one thing that really pisses you off?    One thing for me is the commute to and from work,and the idiot nut cases I have to share the road with. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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<title>Too Cool!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80360</link>
<pubDate>28-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Someone sent this to me. Is he too cool,or what? An Edward Scissorhands Doll! I love it!!
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<title>Unusal Place</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80120</link>
<pubDate>26-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Where is the most unusal place you have made love?
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<title>Turn U On  Turn U Off</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80140</link>
<pubDate>27-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your biggest Turn On?     What is your biggest Turn Off?
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<title>Did Ya Ever???.........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79880</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Make love with someone on a motorcycle?
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<title>Wandering Eyes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79980</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
When you see a hot looking Guy or Lady, where do your eyes tend to wander when you check him or her out, at first glance?
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<title>Faded Old Jeans</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79860</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How old is your favorite pair of faded old jeans?
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<title>Slow Dancing</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79842</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's your favorite song to slow dance to?
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<title>Bedtime Story</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79821</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What was your favorite childhood bedtime story?
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<title>Sweet Nothings</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79820</link>
<pubDate>25-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you like to have sweet nothings whispered in your ear?
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<title>3 Word Quickie</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79700</link>
<pubDate>24-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Think quick!!!  What 3 words come to your mind when you think of sex?
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<title>Happy Hump Day</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79581</link>
<pubDate>24-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Wouldn't it be cool if BK had an option to add/copy and paste generated images and comments,to our blogs,etc?  Maybe even layouts for our profiles? Just an idea.    Happy Humpday!!
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<title>Hidden Talent</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79500</link>
<pubDate>24-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your hidden talent?
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<title>Risky Business</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79060</link>
<pubDate>21-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Are you the one who takes a risk? How daring are you? Are you willing to take a chance? Do you live on the edge? Are your eyes wide open,or wide shut? How far will you go to get what you want?
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<title>Land Of Nod</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78900</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Where is your Land Of Nod tonight? Where will you "sleep or nod off" tonight? Land Of Nod: The mythical land of sleep. To go off to the land of Nod, Or to nod off,as in to go to sleep. Or/Example: What a boring speech! Half the listeners are on their way to the land of Nod.
          Ok Demo? LOL!!
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<title>One thing</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79180</link>
<pubDate>22-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's one thing about yourself that makes you stand out from all the rest?
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<title>What do you do?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=79000</link>
<pubDate>21-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
On a lazy day?
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<title>Personification</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78920</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's yours?
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<title>Your Inner Child</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78960</link>
<pubDate>21-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Here's something I thought could be fun. Find a pic/photo that best describes your inner child.
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<title>D....or... S.. or....?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78720</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Are you... Dominant...submissive... or a little bit of both?
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<title>PIRATES</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78840</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your pirate name? What is the name of your pirate ship? What is on your pirate flag?
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<title>What Love Song Are You?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77620</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The screen door slams
Marys dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays
Roy orbison singing for the lonely
Hey thats me and I want you only
Dont turn me home again
I just cant face myself alone again
Dont run back inside
Darling you know just what Im here for
So youre scared and youre thinking
That maybe we aint that young anymore
Show a little faith, theres magic in the night
You aint a beauty, but hey youre alright
Oh and thats alright with me

You can hide `neath your covers
And study your pain
Make crosses from your lovers
Throw roses in the rain
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise from these streets
Well now Im no hero
Thats understood
All the redemption I can offer, girl
Is beneath this dirty hood
With a chance to make it good somehow
Hey what else can we do now? 
Except roll down the window
And let the wind blow
Back your hair
Well the nights busting open
These two lanes will take us anywhere
We got one last chance to make it real
To trade in these wings on some wheels
Climb in back
Heavens waiting on down the tracks
Oh-oh come take my hand
Riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh-oh thunder road, oh thunder road oh thunder road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey I know its late we can make it if we run
Oh thunder road, sit tight take hold
Thunder road
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<title>IMAGINATION!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78780</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. Carl Sagen

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create. Albert Einstein
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<title>Fantasy Bra</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78800</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
VS 2007 Fantasy Bra. Would you spend $4,500,000.00 for it?
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<title>Truth or Dare.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78760</link>
<pubDate>20-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
If you care to,if you dare to, tell something about yourself that not many people know about you.
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<title>Famous Last Words</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78700</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What will your famous last words be?
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<title>China</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78681</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Interesting. I received a wink today from someone in China. I didn't know Bk was there too. Has anyone else received anything from a far off place?
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<title>My blog</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78602</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Sorry. My bad. I couldn't resist the Horny Toad pic!!
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<title>Top it off..</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78601</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What ice cream topping/toppings are you?
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<title>Late Night Show</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78600</link>
<pubDate>19-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
If your were the host of a late night show,who would your special guest/guests be for tonight's show?
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<title>7 Deadly Sins</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78363</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Which one are you?     Greed, Envy, Pride, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, or Sloth?
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<title>What Is Your Warning Sign?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77760</link>
<pubDate>15-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
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<title>Fantasy Sleepover Party</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78360</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Who would you invite?
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<title>Porn Star</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78121</link>
<pubDate>17-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's your porn star name?               Me: Exotica Candi   (psssttt...Keep it clean as ya can. I don't want the blog police after me!! LOL!)
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<title>Karaoke Bar</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78380</link>
<pubDate>18-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you Karaoke? What is your best Karaoke song?  Mine has always been White Rabbit.
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<title>Fairytale Life...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78122</link>
<pubDate>17-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's your Fairytale life?
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<title>Alter Ego</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77940</link>
<pubDate>16-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What cartoon character best describes your alter ego?
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<title>Emoticons</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78140</link>
<pubDate>17-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What's your emoticon?
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<title>Fashionably Late....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78061</link>
<pubDate>16-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Or, fashionably early?
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<title>On the way to work......</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=78060</link>
<pubDate>16-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you make a few stops, or go straight to work?
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<title>Dream Job</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77740</link>
<pubDate>15-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What is your dream job?
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<title>When you were a kid...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77701</link>
<pubDate>15-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What celebrity did you have a crush on? Who's poster did you have on your wall when you were a kid?   (I was madly in love with Robert Plant)
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<title>Halloween Humor</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77640</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
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<title>Sandwich</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77600</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What kind of sandwich are you?
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<title>Clockwatching</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77580</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Are you a clockwatcher? How many times a day do you look at the clock or your watch?
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<title>How Addicted To Blogs Are You?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77561</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
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<title>How Addicted To Coffee Are You?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77560</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
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<title>When bad things happen to good people</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77460</link>
<pubDate>13-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It's sad and distressing to read about the very dear good people on here that have been getting hurt. Myself included. I just want to say a big heart and soul felt Thank You to the BK Family for always being there for us. I love you all,and I am blessed to have you all in my life.  xoxo Debbi
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<title>Design A Stamp</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75883</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
If you were asked to design a new 1st Class postal stamp,what would your design/image/theme choice be?
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<title>October Model Of The Month</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=76760</link>
<pubDate>10-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
She says: "I enjoy riding my motorcycle(not your typical biker chick :))"  Duh... What exactly is a typical biker chick?
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<title>3 Things</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=76721</link>
<pubDate>10-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Three things that scare me:                Three people who make me laugh:         Three things to describe my personality:
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<title>Mini Survey</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75820</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Your Favorite beverage 
Your hometown 
Your favorite TV show 
Your Occupation 
Your favorite smell 
Your first car 
Your favorite dish 
Celebrity you've been told to resemble 
Most important thing on your "to do" list 
Favorite Childhood toy
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<title>I'm Bored!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75860</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Help!!
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<title>What does your name mean?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75881</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Mine is: Deborah  Origin: Hebrew/Biblical  Meaning: Bee
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<title>APB for TTT!!!  Treas, Where are you??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=76200</link>
<pubDate>08-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Matthew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
I miss you Treas. BK blogs misses you and needs you.
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<title>A Naughty Little Poem</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=75900</link>
<pubDate>07-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
She whispered "will it hurt me?" 
"Of course not" answered he 
"It's a very simple process, 
You can rely on me." 

She said "I'm very frightened, 
I've not had this before. 
My friend has had it five times 
And said it can be sore." 

It was growing rather painful 
Tears formed in her eyes 
It was hurting quite a bit now 
It must have been a size. 

"Calm yourself" he whispered 
"His face filled with a grin 
"Try and open wider 
So I can get it in." 

"It's coming now" he whispered 
"I know" she cried in bliss 
Feeling it deep within her now 
She said "I am glad I'm having this." 

And with a final effort 
She gave a frightened shout 
He gripped it in anguish 
And quickly pulled it out. 

She lay back quite contended 
Sighed and gave a smile 
She said "I'm glad I came now 
You made it worth my while." 

Now if you read this carefully 
The dentist you will find 
Is not what you imagined 
It's just your dirty mind!!
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<title>As we grow up...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74800</link>
<pubDate>01-OCT-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person who wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You will have your heart broken more than once, and it's harder everytime. You'll break hearts, too, so remember what it felt like when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for the things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and eventually, you'll lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend being upset is one minute that you'll never get back.
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<title>SMILE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73580</link>
<pubDate>25-SEP-07</pubDate>
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<title>Growing Older</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=73480</link>
<pubDate>24-SEP-07</pubDate>
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How to Know You Are Growing Older 





1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.


2. The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


3. You feel like the night before, and you haven't been anywhere.


4. Your little black book contains only names ending in M. D.


5. You get winded playing cards.


6. You join a health club and don't go.


7. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.


8. You look forward to a dull evening.


9. You need glasses to find your glasses.


10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
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<title>FRIENDS</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71141</link>
<pubDate>11-SEP-07</pubDate>
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"A true friend is the one who walks in when others walk out"

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." 

"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself." 

"Friends are the family you choose to have." 

"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.?

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"

"Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare
False friends are like leaves, found everywhere."

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly..." 

?Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.?

?The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation that you ever had.? 

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
A true friend will be sitting right next to you saying...Damn!..... we F****d up!"

Standing by all the way.. Here to help you through your day.. Holding you up when you are weak.. Helping you find what it is you seek.. Catching your tears when you cry.. Pulling you through when the tide is high.. Absorbing your voice when you talk.. Standing by when you learn to walk.. Just being there through thick and thin.. All just to say, you are my friend.
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<title>Ewwwwww!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70960</link>
<pubDate>10-SEP-07</pubDate>
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May I Take Your Order? 

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: 

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! 

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. 

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where there is a terrible commotion! 

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. 

He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
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<title>Beautiful Song</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70920</link>
<pubDate>10-SEP-07</pubDate>
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~Today~

Today I feel like pleasing you more than before
Today I know what I want to do but I don't know what for
To be living for you is all I want to do
To be loving you it'll all be there when my dreams come true
Today you'll make me say that I somehow have changed
Today you'll look into my eyes, I'm just not the same
To be anymore than all I am would be a lie
I'm so full of love I could burst apart and start to cry
Today everything you want, I swear it all will come true
Today I realize how much I'm in love with you
With you standing here I could tell the world what it means to love
To go on from here I can't use words, they don't say enough
Please, please listen to me
It's taken so long to come true
And it's all for you
all for you.... 


Jefferson Airplane Lyrics
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<title>Happy Subjects Only Blog</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70840</link>
<pubDate>10-SEP-07</pubDate>
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This is a "Happy" subjects only blog. Let's talk about something that happened today that made you smile,or made you happy,or maybe something you did to make someone smile or happy. Or,just plain old anything happy you'd like to talk about. xoxo Debbi
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<title>Morbid Fascinations???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70500</link>
<pubDate>08-SEP-07</pubDate>
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What is up with the morbid fascinations blogs that are being posted lately?
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<title>Olympic Condoms</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69120</link>
<pubDate>02-SEP-07</pubDate>
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There is three colours", he replies, "Gold, silver and bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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<title>The Beauty Of A Woman</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69100</link>
<pubDate>02-SEP-07</pubDate>
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The Beauty of a Woman...

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, 
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows..


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An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."
The women wrote: "WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"
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<title>Happy Labor Day!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=68940</link>
<pubDate>01-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Have a safe and Happy Labor Day!  xoxo Debbi
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<title>For RK and Charlie</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67580</link>
<pubDate>26-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Samurai bong!!
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<title>Horse Joke</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67560</link>
<pubDate>26-AUG-07</pubDate>
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A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR...


Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it. Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."
To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"
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<title>Life Lessons 101</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67421</link>
<pubDate>26-AUG-07</pubDate>
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"Life is about who you love and who you hurt. It's about how you feel about yourself. It's about trust, happiness and compassion. It's about sticking up for your friends and replacing inner hate with love. Life is about avoiding jealousy, overcoming ignorance, and buidling confidence. It's about what you say and what you mean. Its about seeing people for who they are and not what they have. Most of all, it is about choosing to use your life to touch someone else's in a way that could never have been achieved otherwise. These choices are what life's about."


"Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances, give everything, and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but always remember life goes on. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."
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<title>Microchips</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67300</link>
<pubDate>25-AUG-07</pubDate>
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT 
WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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<title>IN MEMORY OF JOHN BLEWETT lll</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=65701</link>
<pubDate>18-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Words can not express how tragic the loss of this beautiful young man is. He was a gentle and free spirit. I have known him from the day he was born. He was born one year before my Son. He grew up with my Son. His Mom and Dad were the Maid Of Honor and Best Man at my first marriage. We all were very close friends years ago. We all sat together every Saturday night and watched his Dad,John Jr. race in the 70's at Wall Stadium My deepest and most heartfelt condolences go out the the Blewett Family.
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<title>Whiter Shade Of Pale by Procol Harum</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63220</link>
<pubDate>08-AUG-07</pubDate>
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For years this beautiful rock song has made people wonder what it's true meaning is. What do you think the meaning of the song is?

We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see.
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might have just as wellve been closed
She said, Im home on shore leave,
Though in truth we were at sea
So I took her by the looking glass
And forced her to agree
Saying, you must be the mermaid
Who took neptune for a ride.
But she smiled at me so sadly
That my anger straightway died

If music be the food of love
Then laughter is its queen
And likewise if behind is in front
Then dirt in truth is clean
My mouth by then like cardboard
Seemed to slip straight through my head
So we crash-dived straightway quickly
And attacked the ocean bed
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<title>I'm ok..</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63840</link>
<pubDate>11-AUG-07</pubDate>
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A very sweet Man I know was wondering how I am doing. I'm ok. Just bored,and kinda spent. Have been on a kinda sorta vacation for about 1 1/2 weeks,and I start a new job on Monday. Have been busy doing basically,nothing things all week. I do confess, I have been spending time on MySpace cheating on BK, but it has been kinda fun over there,making my profile, designing it,etc.. Kept me busy?  But, I get easily bored. Idle time sucks. I scrubbed the shit outta the bathroom today,and used that bleachy shower cleaner stuff,and I am feeling kinda toxic at the moment. LOL!! So,after that, here I am, in my sexy? Mickey Mouse pj's (which have seen better days)in my usual place at the end of the couch,on the PC,reading BK blogs. xoxo&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Doug
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<title>Older Women  Younger Men</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60760</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
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What's your thoughts? Can it work? For instance,a 10-20 year age difference?
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<title>What 2 letters....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62280</link>
<pubDate>03-AUG-07</pubDate>
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What 2 letters look the same when next to each other,either up or down?
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<title>Body Fantasies</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62260</link>
<pubDate>03-AUG-07</pubDate>
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haha! Bet ya thought it was something else? Has anyone tried Cotton Candy Fantasy body spray by Body Fantasies? It smells absolutely delicious! What is your favorite body spray?
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<title>Tag,..you're it !</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61580</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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**Name 8 things about yourself that very few people,if any,know about**  I'll start: 1.I sleep with a security balnket,and I take it with me if I go away,'cause I can't sleep without it. 2.I am never without my mint flavored chap stick. I panic if I get low on excederins or cigarettes. 4. My gas tank is always full,I never let it get below 1/2 a tank. 5. When I was in my mid 20's I bartended and danced in a Go Go Bar. 6.My best friend and I planned for months to rob a bank,but we never went thru with it. 7.Just for kicks,I out ran a cop in my 1993 Dodge Stealth, and drove thru a road block,then got snagged one block from my house, and arrested. 8.I almost died at age 19,and,yes,there is a light,but I didn't go into it.
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<title>IF I......</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61980</link>
<pubDate>02-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Complete the sentence.  If I.....
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<title>WHY??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61800</link>
<pubDate>02-AUG-07</pubDate>
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2 days ago a 38 y/o woman was found murdered at 5:33pm in her home in this so called safe and secure little town I live in. I thought something was odd that early evening, 'cause I drive on that street often to go to the local truck stop deli store,and a large section of the road was blocked off with road block things and tons of Cops,etc were all over the place,so I had to detour to the next street over. I figured it was some gas line or water pipe leak or road work,so I thought nothing of it really. The next morning I found out about the murder.Details were,and still are guarded and evasive in the local papers.The whole story is not being told. It is being basically hidden from the world outside. The authorities are not revealing anything further at this time,and deny any suspects at this time. The autopsy report is also being held back. However,this is a small town,an old hitorical town,an atypical Mayberry or as the papers put it,a Norman Rockwell town. So,shit like this has never happened here. The Elders,however,knew the details,and were quite freely gossiping about the tragedy at the local corner coffee shop. She was brutally murderd,and after what I heard,I care not to go into the details as to how. I did not know her personally,but I had seen her around town often,and I even spoke with her once at the Post Office,when she helped me figure out how to get into the antiquated PO Boxes there. She was a real sweet Lady. I have ben very upset and bothered by this horrific tragedy. I drove down the street this morning past her house on the way to the truck stop store,and I became so over-whelmed,that I pulled over and cried for her. All I could think of is WHY,WHY,Why? I got very bad vibes and saw wierd visions while I was parked there, which I also care not to discuss, enough to make me never want to drive on that street again. My deepest heartfeltand soulfelt prayers and condolences go out to her family,and may Heaven hold a special place for her
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<title>SCREAMMMMM!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61741</link>
<pubDate>02-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Ahhhhhhh, that feels better. Whewww!! I needed that!!
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<title>This Kiss,This Kiss</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61300</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Describe your idea of the perfect kiss.
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<title>Herbal Essence For Bikers</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61600</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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OMG!!! Have you seen the new Herbal Essence Shampoo Biker commercial? It's hilarious!! You can see it on You Tube Herbal Essences Biker.
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<title>Past Life</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61240</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Inspired by Red and Treas. If there could be such a thing as a past life,who were you,or who would you like to have been in your past life?
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<title>Name 5 Things....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61480</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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From the past that should make a comeback.
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<title>July 31st Sunset</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61440</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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This is a view from my deck of the sunset behind the mountains. Awesome isn't it?
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<title>Hot Spots</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61301</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Where's your hot spots?
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<title>Magic 8 Ball</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61420</link>
<pubDate>01-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Do you remember the Magic 8 Ball?  I played a virtual 8 Ball today,and the answer to my question was, "try again later" If you wanted to ask it a question,what would your question be?
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<title>Road Rage</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61320</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Do you have road rage? Have you ever experienced it? I have the silent inside my Durango type road rage.I think about the dumb ass in front of me or behind me,or who cuts me off,etc...or mumble nasty things about them  to myself. However,today, this guy was tail gating me so bad, that when we got to the traffic light,I got outta my Durango and walked  back to his car and asked him if I was towing him somewhere. It really ruined my afternoon, because after that,I got shopping cart rage in Walmart when some lady came around the clothing isle at about 90 mph and crashed into me and my shopping cart.
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<title>Vrooooommmmm!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61280</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What gets your motor running?
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<title>Seduction</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61161</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
For the Guys and Gals: When you're in the mood,what's your best style of seduction to get your lover in the mood?
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<title>What 's your best physical feature or features?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61160</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
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For the Guys and Gals: What's your best physical feature or features?  Mine are my legs,eyes,feet,and hair.
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<title>A Penny For Your Thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61162</link>
<pubDate>31-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What were you thinking before you clicked on to this blog?  Have you had a particular thought that has been on your mind all day?
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<title>Ok, guess this  one! Who said it?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60980</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"No time for the old in-out,love. I've just come to read the meter"
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<title>Inspired by troll * Guess the source</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60880</link>
<pubDate>30-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Movie Quote: V: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy. Frank: Where? V: Her heart.
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<title>Another Profile Question/Issue</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60360</link>
<pubDate>28-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Ok, Why is it that,the majority of men who check out my profile,send me winks or ride invites,100's or thousands of miles away,and when I read their profiles,I notice that I am the total opposite of what their description of the woman they desire and are seeking is. And, while I'm on a roll,why are many of them married, "seeking a lady friend to ride with"? Yeah,right, a lady friend? BS! What is wrong with asking their wife to ride with them? After all,shouldn't she be their lady friend and best friend?
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<title>Hidden Profiles/ No photos</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60340</link>
<pubDate>28-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I don't know about how anyone else feels about this,but,it is really annoying when I look to see who has been checking out my profile and blogs,and their profile is hidden,or they have no photo. Hummmm.... Window shopping,incognito,I guess?
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<title>Insomnia</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60320</link>
<pubDate>28-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you suffer from insomnia,or nights when sleep just can't find it's way to you?  What remedies or things do you do to help you fall asleep? How do you pass your time when you can't sleep?
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<title>Are You Good At Flirting?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=60300</link>
<pubDate>28-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How do you like to be flirted with? Do you like to be flirted with? How can you tell if a man or woman is flirting with you? How do you flirt?
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<title>When Someone  Obviously  Likes You</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58980</link>
<pubDate>24-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Why leave subtle little hints and flirty one liners? Geessshhh!! JUST SAY IT!!
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<title>Erotic #2</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59881</link>
<pubDate>26-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Ok, Is this better? "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt(1812-1918) A controversial figure of his time. Constantly criticized for being to sensual and erotic. Too deviant. ~Erotic~ It doesn't get any better than this Master's work of art.
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<title>Jersey Tomatoes</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59800</link>
<pubDate>26-JUL-07</pubDate>
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<title>Disorderly Conduct</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59401</link>
<pubDate>25-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Have you ever been thrown out of a public place for disorderly conduct?
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<title>How Many Keys?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59380</link>
<pubDate>25-JUL-07</pubDate>
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How many keys,and/or extra stuff, are on your key ring?
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<title>Inspired by RK's Blog</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=59200</link>
<pubDate>24-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Seems sometimes the original subject matter of a person's blog gets over-looked,and the blog becomes lost,drowned out.  Soooo,this blog is for anyone to write anything they want,any subject,any thoughts or feelings,what ever is on your mind. Ok,here goes....I'll start this blog off with my first subject: I love erotic art and photography,especially the darker side of the erotic.
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<title>Sex OnThe Beach?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58982</link>
<pubDate>24-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Being the Jersey Shore Gal that I am, yessss!! How about you?
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<title>Erotic</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58983</link>
<pubDate>24-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Is it just me? Or,does anyone else see the pure erotic beauty of this photograph?
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<title>First Thought</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58961</link>
<pubDate>23-JUL-07</pubDate>
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What was your first thought when you awoke this morning?
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<title>Last Thought</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58960</link>
<pubDate>23-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
What was your last thought before you drifted off to sleep tonight?
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<title>First and Last Thing?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58620</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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What is the first thing you see when you open our eyes in the morning? What is last thing you see before you close your eyes and fall asleep at night?
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<title>Can Opposites Attract?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58502</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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<title>Confused Caterpillar</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58480</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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<title>5 Things...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58460</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Name 5 things you couldn't live without.
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<title>Subliminal Message</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58420</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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What is your very "first" thought when you see this image?
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<title>Love and Hate / White and Black</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58360</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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I read a couple comments in a blog recently: "You either love me or you hate me" "White and black,no grey"  How can that be? How can there be only love and hate,without emotion in betwen the two? How can there be only black and white without grey?
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<title>Public Affection</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58340</link>
<pubDate>21-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Votes please....Yes or No?
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<title>Practical Jokes or Prank Calls?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58320</link>
<pubDate>21-JUL-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Did you ever play a practical joke,or make a prank call to anyone?
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<title>If Your Blog Had A Soundtrack....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58300</link>
<pubDate>21-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Who would perform it?
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<title>Is It Model of the Week??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=57841</link>
<pubDate>20-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Or,is it Model of the month? Geessshh. Did July pass by and I missed it?
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<title>BK Model Of The Month  Is A Male!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=57320</link>
<pubDate>17-JUL-07</pubDate>
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Cool. About time. Refreshing to see a man as BK Model Of The Month.
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<title>Waking Up To Rolling Thunder</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=55060</link>
<pubDate>08-JUL-07</pubDate>
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It was about 1pm and I was sound asleep after working all night. In the very near distance,of what I thought was a dream, I heard the ROARRRRR of motorcycles. It was sooo loud,that it woke me up,and I realized it was not a dream.It was coming from the Main Street just outside my window. I looked out and saw literally 100's of motorcycles rolling down the Main Sreet of the tiny town I am living in. It was an awesome site to behold. I went outside to the porch and noticed that they were parking all around the park on the opposite side of my residence,and I saw Army tanks and trucks,etc... I quick threw on a pair of jeans and t-shirt,sandals,fixed my hair,and walked over to the park. I waded through the many people gathered there,and found a bench to sit on. A tall rugged man came over and sat down next to me and struck up a conversation with me. I asked him what the event was, he said it was a Rolling Thunder Division 3 ceremonial service event. I was very excited 'cause I had never been to a Rolling Thunder event. It is a very emotional,heart felt, and breath taking experience. We talked for about an hour,about this and that,and listened to the speakers. When all was done,he stood up, said good-bye,kissed my hand,got on his scoot,and began to ride off,then he stopped in the middle of the road,blew me a kiss,and yelled "Take care Darlin',you're a beautiful Lady,it was a pleasure to meet you" Then he road away. We never exchanged names,and we were total strangers,yet we talked for that hour as if we had known each other for a long time. Seems he needed someone to talk to,and I needed someone to talk to,at that moment,so it happened. I sat there for awhile,and thanked God for being alive and for the nicest time I've had in a very long time. Moments like these,are all too precious and few.
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<title>Prison Nurse Song/Let's Have Some Fun!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50640</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I think it would be fun to write a song about a Prison Nurse. Maybe something with an AC/DC or Nine Inch Nails type theme/style. I thought it would be especially fun to hear your ideas on lyrics for such a song.
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<title>Coloring Outside The Lines/What does it mean to you?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50620</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I have come to realize that I have grown weary of keeping all my colors inside the lines and pretending that all is picture perfect. Time to break the pattern,and let my colors flow outside the lines.Time for a change. I am 51 and I know there is more to this so called life, than what I have now. Change of life does not necessarily mean menopause. To me it means,time to change my way of life as it is, for the better,to make myself happy.
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<title>The Sym-shank Redemption Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=49340</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Well, I went for my Correctional Facility interview today. Quite interesting to say the least. Not too much fun to hear the doors obnoxiously buzz and loudly clunk and lock behind you as you enter,kinda claustrophobic. I got piss tested with a female guard observing me take the piss. Yuck! I passed with flying colors(Of course) The Sarge that does the back-ground checks was not there today,so I will be checked out tomorrow.  Everything a person comes in with there is considered contraband. There are lockers to put personal belongings in. If all goes well with the back-ground check,I will start work there Monday.I will carry a 2 way radio thing,which must be in my possession at all times. The keys (To the Nursing Office/etc.. are really huge,I've never seen keys that big. They reminded me of Alice In Wonderland keys. The facility houses up o 160 inmates. And, I will also be responsible for the Juvenile Facility which is 8 miles down the road. I will work the 11pm-7am shift,just me and 6 Guards in the whole place. The Guards rule the roost there. They are some what intimidating. Shaved heads,BIG guns,BIG attitudes,BIG men!! However, one of them was busy playing jokes on everyone with a stun type lighter that sends an electric shock in the hand when trying to ignite it. The word f*ck is very popular in conversation as well. I got a heads up on the rules and regs and prison etiquette required to work there. Well,that is part one of my Prison Nurse saga. I'll post more soon.
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<title>For BadBat</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46590</link>
<pubDate>05-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I found this sexy cute bat,and thought you might like her.
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<title>Where's The Men??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46591</link>
<pubDate>05-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
For BK Model Of The Month?
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<title>A Prayer For The Stressed</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46302</link>
<pubDate>03-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Amen.
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<title>Tan Lines</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45640</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-07</pubDate>
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Do you think tan lines are sexy?
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<title>Music To Hump To</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45901</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-07</pubDate>
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What's your favorite music to hump to?
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<title>Mini Skirt</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45780</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-07</pubDate>
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hehehe!!
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<title>Model Of The Month</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45641</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Waaaaaa!! I wanna be Model Of The Month.
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<title>Cravings</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45480</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-07</pubDate>
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For all the BK Moms out there....What were your cravings when you were pregnant?   Mine were, black coffe made in a Mr Coffee Maker, and raw onion and Heinze ketsup sandwichs on Wonder bread. Funny thing is that, to this day, my Son can't stand the smell or taste of onions,yet,he drinks coffee by the gallons!!
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<title>Show Off</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44741</link>
<pubDate>20-MAY-07</pubDate>
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hehehe!!
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<title>Fortune Cookie</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=44305</link>
<pubDate>16-MAY-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Imagine that. If fortune cookies really spoke the truth.
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<title>A  MOTHER'S  LOVE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43740</link>
<pubDate>12-MAY-07</pubDate>
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! XOXOXO  Debbi
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<title>Happy Nurses Appreciation Week  May 6th-12th</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=43080</link>
<pubDate>08-MAY-07</pubDate>
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To all those Angels Of Mercy who spend their lives healing and comforting the sick and suffering. God bless you all.
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<title>Motorcycle Mom Bear</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41743</link>
<pubDate>27-APR-07</pubDate>
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From Vermont Teddy Bears. Would be a really cool Mothers Day gift!!
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<title>Cat Chat Symbols</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41742</link>
<pubDate>27-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
hehehe!!
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<title>Worlds Largest Bra</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41741</link>
<pubDate>27-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Wow!!
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<title>Bathroom Faucet</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=41465</link>
<pubDate>25-APR-07</pubDate>
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Gotta get me one of these!!
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<title>BK Antique Road Show</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40800</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-07</pubDate>
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Do you have an old family heirloom,or something unique or unusal that you picked up at a yard sale,second hand shop,flea market,etc?? I have a unique pair of Kirks Folly earrings made of pearls and cut glass crystals that are fashioned to look like grapes in clusters on kinda like vine with a dragonfly on each of the gold grape leaves. They are quite old. Kinda vintage maybe? Never had them appraised. Will take a pic of them to post later. I have a Thank You note hand written from Ethel Kennedy,for the sympathy card I sent to her for the loss of Bobby. I will never part with it.It is very precious to me.
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<title>I am in love!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=40842</link>
<pubDate>21-APR-07</pubDate>
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With my Yamaha!! Picked it up today!!
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<title>Paying Member  Inspired by something I read in another blog.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39485</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-07</pubDate>
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Does it make someone less of a person if they are not a paying member here? I was a paying member,now I am not. By my own choice. I found that the member things I got like being able to view who has viewed me,writing emails,uploading pics faster and blog posting/reply status aren't all that much of a perk for $$. So,what's the big deal about being a paying member as opposed to being a non-paying member?? Why knock a person for being a non-paying member? After all, BK offers free guest status,and is not exclusive to paying members only. So far as I have noticed,there are a lotta non-paying members here.
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<title>A Blog Inspired By TTT's Blog</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39481</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-07</pubDate>
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If you were a rock star,what instrument would you play? What genere music? What would you name your band?
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<title>My Very Own First Ride!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38920</link>
<pubDate>08-APR-07</pubDate>
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I originally planned on purchasing a 1980 Honda,however, it had a big problem that the seller did not realize it had. Soooooo...My Mike contacted another friend,and, whooooo whooooo!! Got me this beautiful 1978 Yamaha XS 650 yesterday. It was kept in a garage for many years. Some little this and that's to do. I only rode dirt bikes way back when. Never rode a street scoot.Gonna take the NJ approved Rider Education course,then have to get used to my Yamaha,then finally, I will go vrooommm!!
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<title>Kinky Mice</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38045</link>
<pubDate>02-APR-07</pubDate>
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hehehe!!
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<title>Cyber Sex</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=38040</link>
<pubDate>02-APR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I watched a movie a while ago. Can't remember the name of it. Anyway,a couple met on the Internet,and had a torrid cyber affair for a year or so. They eventually met in person,and when the time came about for them to be intimate with each other,they both became frigid. In the next scene of the movie,they are sitting up next to each other in bed with their lap tops,typing madly away back and forth,aroused,happy and content. Go figure.
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<title>Optical Illusion for the Men</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36488</link>
<pubDate>22-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Pussymouse
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<title>Show me...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36487</link>
<pubDate>22-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
yer tits!!
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<title>Wrong Mouse!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=36347</link>
<pubDate>21-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
hehehe!!
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<title>Honesty On The Internet</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35588</link>
<pubDate>16-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Kinda makes ya wonder,huh?
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<title>Nice View!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35720</link>
<pubDate>17-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
hehehe!!
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<title>Happy Saint Patrick's Day</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35587</link>
<pubDate>16-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Happy Saint Paddy's Day to everyone!! Be safe and well.
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<title>Another Optical Illusion</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35581</link>
<pubDate>16-MAR-07</pubDate>
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How many legs does the elephant have?
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<title>Optical Illusion</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35480</link>
<pubDate>15-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Click on attachment to enlarge it,and count the black dots.
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<title>When A Girl....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35185</link>
<pubDate>13-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Beautiful,isn't it?
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<title>Happiness is a wet pussy...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=35101</link>
<pubDate>13-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Meooowwww!!! hehehe!!
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<title>Who is your favorite Catwoman?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34782</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Catwoman has been portrayed by five purrrrfect actresses. Ertha Kitt,Lee Meriwether,Julie Newmar,Michelle Pheiffer,and Halle Berry. Who is your favorite?
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<title>Words from beautiful songs</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34763</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-07</pubDate>
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When my soul was in the lost and found,You came along to claim it. ~Carole King/Tapestry~
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<title>What was the the greatest discovery than fire??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34901</link>
<pubDate>12-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The first motorcycle!!
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<title>Shaved Pussy?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34900</link>
<pubDate>12-MAR-07</pubDate>
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hehehe!! Bet ya were expecting to see something else!!
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<title>What Is A Phillips Screwdriver?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34762</link>
<pubDate>11-MAR-07</pubDate>
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It's what you get when you mix vodka and orange juice and Phillips Milk of Magnesia together.  Ewwwww!!
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<title>How old would you be?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34561</link>
<pubDate>08-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How old would you be,if you didn't know how old are?
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<title>Gravity</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34562</link>
<pubDate>08-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Is this what I have to look forward to? LOL!!!
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<title>Grow old along with me!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34560</link>
<pubDate>08-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be,the last of life,for which the first was made. Our times are in his hand who saith, "A whole I planned,youth shows but half,Trust God: See all,nor be afraid. ~Robert Browning~
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<title>Utttoo!!  Not again!!  Disappearing blogs.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34162</link>
<pubDate>05-MAR-07</pubDate>
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Maybe the blogs are in invisible ink??
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<title>Are you psychic?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=34125</link>
<pubDate>05-MAR-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Do you have any psychic powers? For instance, I usually know who is calling before I answer the phone. I can feel strong vibes (good or bad) from someone or some place I am at. I can sometimes tell what someone is thinking,and say to them what they are thinking before they say it.
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Do you have a superstition or a lucky charm? For example,I always throw a pinch of salt over my left shoulder if I spill salt. I only pick up a penny from the ground if it's heads up. I believe in the powers and effects of a full moon. I wear a gold chain that once was my departed Fiance's, and never take it off.
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<pubDate>26-FEB-07</pubDate>
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To write your biography?
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<pubDate>25-FEB-07</pubDate>
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It costs more to fill up your car with gas, than it did to buy it!!
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<pubDate>25-FEB-07</pubDate>
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What would you like the title be?
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32961</link>
<pubDate>24-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Past or present. Who would that someone be?
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<title>Stranded On A Desert Island...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31324</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-07</pubDate>
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If you were stranded on a desert island,what 3 things would you want to have there, or find there, with you?
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32160</link>
<pubDate>18-FEB-07</pubDate>
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What's your cell phone ring tone/tones? Little Red Corvette by Prince is my incoming tone, and Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin is my message tone.
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<title>Security Blanket?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31861</link>
<pubDate>15-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Do you have a security blanket,or a favorite old blanket/comforter that you snuggle up with or sleep with? I have always had a security blanket as long as I can remember. I have a Korean mink blanket with a leopard and rose print that is about 5 years old, and I can't sleep without it. My best friend calls it my "woobie".
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<title>Satin Flannel or Cotton Sheets?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31744</link>
<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Which type sheets do you prefer?  I love the look of satin,but they are sooo slippery. I don't like the feel of flannel. Cotton sheets are just right. Especially cool and crisp ones in the summer time,or just outta the dryer older softer ones,most especially ones that are clothes line dried for that fresh air scent.
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<title>Happy Valentines Day To Everyone</title>
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<pubDate>12-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Wishing everyone a sssssinfully delicious,sexy fun,and most of all,full of lottsa love Valentines Day!! xoxo
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<title>Star Light  Star Bright...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31323</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-07</pubDate>
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What would your wish be upon the first star you see tonight?
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<title>Cracker Jacks Prize</title>
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<pubDate>08-FEB-07</pubDate>
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If you reached into a box of Cracker Jacks and pulled out the surprise, what would you like your surprise to be?
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<title>A moment in time...</title>
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<pubDate>08-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Have you ever experienced a moment in time when you saw someone and your heart stood still,time stood still,and the world disappeared,both of you sharing a secret special moment,knowing you probably would never see each other ever again.
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<title>Happy New Year</title>
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<pubDate>31-DEC-06</pubDate>
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Happy New Year to all!!
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<title>Junie2006</title>
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<pubDate>24-OCT-06</pubDate>
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Thank you June for the kind things you said about me in the  BTB/A.N.C blog. When I first started out reading and writing BK blogs,I truly enjoyed doing so. However,lately, I don't enjoy them. For the most part blogs here are hurtfull and vindictive these days. I will come home at night and read blogs before I go to sleep. Then,I'll click on to a horrifically distateful blog,or read nasty comments about me,or other people,and it ruins the good feelings I just got from reading the fun or beautiful blogs. One thing for certain,if someone challenges me,or insults/hurts me,or someone I care about,I will not back down. I will fight back. People get real brave and bold and brazing from 100's of miles away,or even less than that,sitting there behind thier PC's attacking people via a keyboard and web space. heh!! Could you imagine if the person being attacked could transcend themself thru the PC,like a stargate, and land in the living space of the person attacking them?? Wonder how big,bad,and brave the person attacking them would be then?? heh!heh! I adore you June,and I am going to miss you very much. I loved your blogs,your wit,creativity,and most of all your true heart and soul. I will also miss Treas,Priz,IrishFlame,PADDY,whythehellnot,PMS,SUMTOY,REALLYRED,james,sassy,Leah,Dragonfly and DoubleD,bikerteach,badman,spiritvtwin,spunkets,chop821,noschool,troll,CHERSWTP,sexCrider,shadow,braid,boots47,jb3363,ob26. These people,as well as you,June,have touched my heart and mind the most.To all of you I say, be safe and well. God speed. This will be my last blog. I may still read blogs from time to time,however,I will no longer be writing blogs or commenting to blogs,for reasons of my own. Not because I was bullied or intimidated,or because of threats to shut up or else,and warning emails I have received from several BK bloggers. Quite simply,it is because I have grown weary of the derogatory BS here. This place is becoming a volitle war zone more and more as each day passes.It is not at all like the peacefull and fun place it once was.   ~symbiotic~  (Debbi)
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