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Posted on Sat, Dec 08, 2007 09:44 AM

Re: OMG!!! That poor kid! That would scar him for life!!!! roadglide02 write: My son, now 26 and happily married had his Santa Crisis when he was 7. Deer Season had just started and a proud hunter had shot his buck and hung it from his front porch! Unfortunately, this was on our route to school. Nick, an avid fan of Santa, became hysterical, shrieking, "Oh my God, Dad, they've shot Rudolph!" He actually missed school that day as he was so upset. I had to set down and explain that the hanging deer was not Rudolph and pretty soon the entire Santa Legend unraveled.


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Posted on Sat, Dec 08, 2007 09:42 AM

Re: I was thinking if anyone has talked to him it would be you SC. I emailed him but don't think it went through since I am not a gold member anymore. If anyone does talk to him, please tell him hello and things just aren't the same without him (and his credit card :) ). HDsweetcheeks write: WHere is RK's credit card?? In fact where is RK??? Aynyone hear from him lately, Im starting to get worried.. Re: irishpatti write: Re:Hey, SC get them laptops and one for me too. HDsweetcheeks write: I dont remember how or when I realized it but I remember it not beign so magical anymore..kind of sad. My boys (11 & 14) put lap tops on their list this year..I looked at them and said .."you do realize there is no Santa Claus dont ya?"..they said "yeah so" with a blank stare, I dont think they got it, but they will when they dont find 2 lap tops under the Xmas tree!


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Posted on Sat, Dec 08, 2007 08:08 AM

Re: Would you put a big stud under my tree Santa. And no I'm not talking lumber! LOL Okay patti, it took some doing, but here is your stud,,

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Posted on Sat, Dec 08, 2007 06:28 AM


Re: That's a Great One!!! LOL TreasureTheHobo write: Re: Say yeah and my reindeers are horny, bend over Jr.

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Posted on Fri, Dec 07, 2007 12:13 PM

Re: DynaThom write: Fast Forward about 55 years from when I learned the "truth about Santa." I'm sitting in an Arby's having lunch, reading a book. Some hateful little bastards from Del City (Oklahoma) High School are sitting at a nearby table, giggling and pointing. They were un-nice. Finally one came up and said in a very snotty manner, "You ARE Santa Claus, right?" Somebody help me come up with what to say if should have to relive that moment - - - I had such a bad temper in those days he's lucky he didn't get my Diet Coke in his face, since I'd already finished my Arby-Que. Instead, I bit my tongue, said nothing, and left. Only thing I know for sure about Santa - I ain't him and I'm shaving my beard off until after New Year's.

Retort to young Buck. "And you look like the Christmas "fairy" junie

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Posted on Fri, Dec 07, 2007 11:40 AM

Re: I must admit just looking at him makes my knickers damp. Be still my heart! SC, get your own stable g/f!~ LOL HDsweetcheeks write: LMAO Patti you posted his pic!! If thats a horse, I want a whole stable of them!!!


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Posted on Fri, Dec 07, 2007 08:34 AM

Re: Say yeah and my reindeers are horny, bend over Jr. DynaThom write: Fast Forward about 55 years from when I learned the "truth about Santa." I'm sitting in an Arby's having lunch, reading a book. Some hateful little bastards from Del City (Oklahoma) High School are sitting at a nearby table, giggling and pointing. They were un-nice. Finally one came up and said in a very snotty manner, "You ARE Santa Claus, right?" Somebody help me come up with what to say if should have to relive that moment - - - I had such a bad temper in those days he's lucky he didn't get my Diet Coke in his face, since I'd already finished my Arby-Que. Instead, I bit my tongue, said nothing, and left. Only thing I know for sure about Santa - I ain't him and I'm shaving my beard off until after New Year's.


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Posted on Fri, Dec 07, 2007 06:46 AM

Re: irishpatti write: Re:Hey, SC get them laptops and one for me too. HDsweetcheeks write: I dont remember how or when I realized it but I remember it not beign so magical anymore..kind of sad. My boys (11 & 14) put lap tops on their list this year..I looked at them and said .."you do realize there is no Santa Claus dont ya?"..they said "yeah so" with a blank stare, I dont think they got it, but they will when they dont find 2 lap tops under the Xmas tree!

WHere is RK's credit card?? In fact where is RK??? Aynyone hear from him lately, Im starting to get worried..

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 05:13 PM

Re: Av, I was thinking more along these lines! I want him! My Christmas would be merry and bright! :) who is that guy? (looks like me when I had hair...:)

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 04:37 PM

Re: You know - if they had been nice kids, I'd have played along with them. They were heartless, inconsiderate little creeps. Mini-Yuppies from Hell. But that WOULD have been a good comeback!!!! CinnamonGirlOH write: DT, I would answer" "yes, I am, and you have been naughty, so no gifts for you this year"!


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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 02:52 PM

I'm sitting in an Arby's having Quote from D.T. :"lunch, reading a book. Some hateful little bastards from Del City (Oklahoma) High School are sitting at a nearby table, giggling and pointing. They were un-nice. Finally one came up and said in a very snotty manner, "You ARE Santa Claus, right?" If they are being noxious, and rude, you might say, "nope kid, lucky for you I'm not, cause I'd need 2 sleighs to haul all the coal you're gonna get,,," You might also tell him about Black Peter, mentioned earlier.

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 01:07 PM

DT, I would answer" "yes, I am, and you have been naughty, so no gifts for you this year"!

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 11:44 AM

Fast Forward about 55 years from when I learned the "truth about Santa." I'm sitting in an Arby's having lunch, reading a book. Some hateful little bastards from Del City (Oklahoma) High School are sitting at a nearby table, giggling and pointing. They were un-nice. Finally one came up and said in a very snotty manner, "You ARE Santa Claus, right?" Somebody help me come up with what to say if should have to relive that moment - - - I had such a bad temper in those days he's lucky he didn't get my Diet Coke in his face, since I'd already finished my Arby-Que. Instead, I bit my tongue, said nothing, and left. Only thing I know for sure about Santa - I ain't him and I'm shaving my beard off until after New Year's.

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 11:31 AM

Re: Thanks MsP, ya got me believing again!! I Do Believe!! SC, tell them Santa is not a tekkie. Msprose write: Treasure What do you mean as a child, there is a Santa and I still belive.


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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 11:25 AM

Re:Hey, SC get them laptops and one for me too. HDsweetcheeks write: I dont remember how or when I realized it but I remember it not beign so magical anymore..kind of sad. My boys (11 & 14) put lap tops on their list this year..I looked at them and said .."you do realize there is no Santa Claus dont ya?"..they said "yeah so" with a blank stare, I dont think they got it, but they will when they dont find 2 lap tops under the Xmas tree!


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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 11:25 AM

LMAO Patti you posted his pic!! If thats a horse, I want a whole stable of them!!!

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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 11:13 AM

Re: Av, I was thinking more along these lines! I want him! My Christmas would be merry and bright! :) av8or5551 write: Re:Careful Patti you might get a horse. irishpatti write: Re: Would you put a big stud under my tree Santa. And no I'm not talking lumber! LOL longbeard52 write: Ha-Haaaaa, I'm Santa Claus, and I've been busy seeing who is naughty, and who is nice. Got my list right here, and a fresh bundle of quills, so for goodness sake, be good,,,,,Else it may be my stalwart companion Black peter coming to visit, and he has a fresh bundle of willow switches.....


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Posted on Thu, Dec 06, 2007 06:47 AM

I'm going to need some help doing the lights and the tree. Usually get it the week before Christmas. Wanna lend a hand T? SC the reindeer poop on the roof silly!

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Posted on Wed, Dec 05, 2007 11:26 PM

Re:I opened the box of Xmas stuff and found 5 old boxes of bubble lights that had never even been opened TreasureTheHobo write: Re:Yep, I love the traditions that a family will carry on. And Bubble Lights!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Tue, Dec 04, 2007 01:59 PM

Re:Careful Patti you might get a horse. irishpatti write: Re: Would you put a big stud under my tree Santa. And no I'm not talking lumber! LOL longbeard52 write: Ha-Haaaaa, I'm Santa Claus, and I've been busy seeing who is naughty, and who is nice. Got my list right here, and a fresh bundle of quills, so for goodness sake, be good,,,,,Else it may be my stalwart companion Black peter coming to visit, and he has a fresh bundle of willow switches.....


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