DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends Athletic............................No boobs Average looking.................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure..............On medication Feminist............................Fat Free spirit..........................Junkie Friendship first...................Former slut Fun..................................Annoying Gentle..............................Dull New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate........................Sloppy drunk Poet.................................Depressive Professional.......................Bitch Romantic...........................Frigid Voluptuous........................Very Fat Large frame.......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate................Stalker Widow..............................Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
hell i didnt even read everything there. i missed the homo part...im sure i would have come up with something better in reguards to homos. hell i work all around the fags. funny thing is, what is offensive to the ones here dosent offend the gays at all. im not and never will be politicly correct. do i care if anyone cares? hell no...
Why is it when i bashed males, no one cared...not the women or the men. i think its because people just want to fight with specific people. heres the funny part of this comment....i dont realy know whos fighting or for what reason...its so repetitive,its kind of a blur...one insult blends into the next..
oh yah,, heres something for the politicaly correct people here.
FAGBITCHLEZBOHOSLUTHOMODIKE...hahahaha
one last thing...spell check is broken. i know that last string of words is not a word at all and it said no mis spelling.
hell i didnt even read everything there. i missed the homo part...im sure i would have come up with something better in reguards to homos. hell i work all around the fags. funny thing is, what is offensive to the ones here dosent offend the gays at all. im not and never will be politicly correct. do i care if anyone cares? hell no...
Why is it when i bashed males, no one cared...not the women or the men. i think its because people just want to fight with specific people. heres the funny part of this comment....i dont realy know whos fighting or for what reason...its so repetitive,its kind of a blur...one insult blends into the next..
oh yah,, heres something for the politicaly correct people here.
FAGBITCHLEZBOHOSLUTHOMODIKE...hahahaha
one last thing...spell check is broken. i know that last string of words is not a word at all and it said no mis spelling.
AWWW Teebis..I lust you too..and that moat thing really has me excited!! I was looking forward to watching your ass all the way to MI ..HMPF guess I need to kick up my stalking procedures
AWWW Teebis..I lust you too..and that moat thing really has me excited!!
I was looking forward to watching your ass all the way to MI ..HMPF guess I need to kick up my stalking procedures
Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed.
Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(
Ahhh Treasure Chest......you forgot to add "great tah tah's". Um..couldya lean a little closer to the screen hun? My hearing is going but my vision isn't.. :)
Quoting TreasureTheHobo:
OK..According to Teebis' list here I am:
Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed.
Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(
Ahhh Treasure Chest......you forgot to add "great tah tah's". Um..couldya lean a little closer to the screen hun? My hearing is going but my vision isn't.. :)
Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed.
Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(
OK..According to Teebis' list here I am:
Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed.
Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(
Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life.
Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha
Uhhh yeah, what Demo said. Hey I love your new pic Demo.
Quoting demoman:
Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life.
Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha
Uhhh yeah, what Demo said. Hey I love your new pic Demo.
Teebis, u comin to the Blessing love? You can ride part way with SC. Wait, you're supposed to ride ahead so that she can keep an eye on your arse! LOL
Dunno yet........going to Dover(for sure) and considering Laconia, Sturgess, Fowlerville...and of course the 105th..Me and a couple buds will probably decide one night over a couple Buds....Guess I wanna go where I can get the most bang for my digital buck..........lol
Quoting irishpatti:
Teebis, u comin to the Blessing love? You can ride part way with SC. Wait, you're supposed to ride ahead so that she can keep an eye on your arse! LOL
Dunno yet........going to Dover(for sure) and considering Laconia, Sturgess, Fowlerville...and of course the 105th..Me and a couple buds will probably decide one night over a couple Buds....Guess I wanna go where I can get the most bang for my digital buck..........lol
Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.
haha! If I had a dollar for every time you said "That's the last I'm saying" or "I give up" I could buy a Harley. What a joke. You're a facade.
Quoting HDsweetcheeks:
Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.
haha! If I had a dollar for every time you said "That's the last I'm saying" or "I give up" I could buy a Harley. What a joke. You're a facade.
Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life.
Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha
Ditto on that demo. Getting So tired of the righteous and the self righteous. It's almost like a bloody sin to laugh on here lately. Every three weeks there is a skirmish by the undermedicated. OH VEY! Maybe we can divert some of THAT water that has meds in it to the state of NJ!
Well then you nasty and bitter old hag, you must be talking about, and directing this oh so predictably sarcastic comment towards your "friends" redsunset and Teach as well as me,because they also felt this was offensive. Anyone who feels the need to write a blog to bash homosexual people and think it's ok is sick and twisted. I never liked you. I could care less if you have a rebuttal to this. You've always been a miserable bitch, and you always will be. Piss off Patti. Get a life.
arent homosexuals people who have sex at..home???
Quoting NightNurse:
Quoting: Originally posted by irishpatti
Quoting: Originally posted by demoman
Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life.
Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha
Ditto on that demo. Getting So tired of the righteous and the self righteous. It's almost like a bloody sin to laugh on here lately. Every three weeks there is a skirmish by the undermedicated. OH VEY! Maybe we can divert some of THAT water that has meds in it to the state of NJ!
Well then you nasty and bitter old hag, you must be talking about, and directing this oh so predictably sarcastic comment towards your "friends" redsunset and Teach as well as me,because they also felt this was offensive. Anyone who feels the need to write a blog to bash homosexual people and think it's ok is sick and twisted. I never liked you. I could care less if you have a rebuttal to this. You've always been a miserable bitch, and you always will be. Piss off Patti. Get a life.
Wow, I guess I just don't get what the controversy is about this blog? It's a JOKE, for Pete's sake, ...like many, many all of us have seen whether it's the male or female version.
I was not at all offended to find out that I: Slept with all your friends, am Ugly, Do a lot of pills, am on medication, am a Junkie, am a Former slut,Annoying,Dull,Desperate, Loud and Embarrassing, a Sloppy drunk,a Bitch, Frigid and a Stalker... at least I am multi-faceted! ;>)
Its OK CG Im still a slut and proud of it..did you do the 12 step slut program?? LOL
well now the mistakes of my life make sense..hereto fore i thought it was a slut every 12 steps program...
Quoting HDsweetcheeks:
Quoting: Originally posted by CinnamonGirlOH
Wow, I guess I just don't get what the controversy is about this blog? It's a JOKE, for Pete's sake, ...like many, many all of us have seen whether it's the male or female version.
I was not at all offended to find out that I: Slept with all your friends, am Ugly, Do a lot of pills, am on medication, am a Junkie, am a Former slut,Annoying,Dull,Desperate, Loud and Embarrassing, a Sloppy drunk,a Bitch, Frigid and a Stalker... at least I am multi-faceted! ;>)
Its OK CG Im still a slut and proud of it..did you do the 12 step slut program?? LOL
well now the mistakes of my life make sense..hereto fore i thought it was a slut every 12 steps program...
Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.
Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.
Oh FFS. C'mere Demo, Geebis Teebis, Knuck and HavnFun....kiss me! Since you have 1/2 the ladies in an uproar here that means more for me!!! Yippppeeeeeeee!!!!! MUAH!!!!
Oh FFS. C'mere Demo, Geebis Teebis, Knuck and HavnFun....kiss me! Since you have 1/2 the ladies in an uproar here that means more for me!!! Yippppeeeeeeee!!!!!
MUAH!!!!
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