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Posted on Fri, Mar 07, 2008 14:53

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends Athletic............................No boobs Average looking.................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure..............On medication Feminist............................Fat Free spirit..........................Junkie Friendship first...................Former slut Fun..................................Annoying Gentle..............................Dull New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate........................Sloppy drunk Poet.................................Depressive Professional.......................Bitch Romantic...........................Frigid Voluptuous........................Very Fat Large frame.......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate................Stalker Widow..............................Murderer WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.


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Posted on Thu, Mar 20, 2008 20:20

Quoting demoman: OK treasure is the new spell checker. everyone send your post to her for correcting.... hahaha

Yea, Demo. Do like that new pic. :)


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Posted on Wed, Mar 19, 2008 17:18

OK treasure is the new spell checker. everyone send your post to her for correcting.... hahaha


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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2008 08:26

I thought dike was spelled d y k e. Maybe I am thinking of that Dutch dam thingy. Or that damn Dutch thingy......


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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 16:10

hell i didnt even read everything there. i missed the homo part...im sure i would have come up with something better in reguards to homos. hell i work all around the fags. funny thing is, what is offensive to the ones here dosent offend the gays at all. im not and never will be politicly correct. do i care if anyone cares? hell no... Why is it when i bashed males, no one cared...not the women or the men. i think its because people just want to fight with specific people. heres the funny part of this comment....i dont realy know whos fighting or for what reason...its so repetitive,its kind of a blur...one insult blends into the next.. oh yah,, heres something for the politicaly correct people here. FAGBITCHLEZBOHOSLUTHOMODIKE...hahahaha one last thing...spell check is broken. i know that last string of words is not a word at all and it said no mis spelling.


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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 05:59

AWWW Teebis..I lust you too..and that moat thing really has me excited!! I was looking forward to watching your ass all the way to MI ..HMPF guess I need to kick up my stalking procedures


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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2008 05:53

Quoting TreasureTheHobo: OK..According to Teebis' list here I am: Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed. Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(

Ahhh Treasure Chest......you forgot to add "great tah tah's". Um..couldya lean a little closer to the screen hun? My hearing is going but my vision isn't.. :)


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Posted on Sun, Mar 16, 2008 17:09

OK..According to Teebis' list here I am: Over 40ish, with a contagious smile, a trifle feminist and widowed. Oh and I am cute and kinda fun to play with too. :p Any takers?? Anyone?? Was that a hand I see in the back there? Hey..don't go..don't be shy...WHAT? YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH?? HUH??? Pffffffft, musta been a girlie man. :(


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Posted on Sun, Mar 16, 2008 17:02

Quoting demoman: Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life. Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha

Uhhh yeah, what Demo said. Hey I love your new pic Demo.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 20:29

Quoting irishpatti: Teebis, u comin to the Blessing love? You can ride part way with SC. Wait, you're supposed to ride ahead so that she can keep an eye on your arse! LOL

Dunno yet........going to Dover(for sure) and considering Laconia, Sturgess, Fowlerville...and of course the 105th..Me and a couple buds will probably decide one night over a couple Buds....Guess I wanna go where I can get the most bang for my digital buck..........lol


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 20:23

Quoting HDsweetcheeks: Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.

haha! If I had a dollar for every time you said "That's the last I'm saying" or "I give up" I could buy a Harley. What a joke. You're a facade.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 20:19

Quoting HDsweetcheeks: LMAO at NN Im not even going there..we are all back to having fun and I wont let you ruin it! Grow up or get the fuk out!

Blaa. Blaa. Blaa. You and Patti. A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 19:59

Quoting maneater:
Quoting: Originally posted by teebis
Quoting: Originally posted by maneater Teebis...I loved it!! Keep it up....I will have a great come back for you next time! lol
Manny darlin.....trust me when I tell you that I definitely do try to "keep it up"....but.........since I hit my 50's.....well.....nuff said!
Awww...Teebis.....you are in your prime....it just takes a little more time...which honestly...is just fine for the women!!! lol

I know....I know.......I'm down to two or three times every ten minutes..kinda depressing eh?.....not even close to my glory daze........lol


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 19:55

Teebis, u comin to the Blessing love? You can ride part way with SC. Wait, you're supposed to ride ahead so that she can keep an eye on your arse! LOL


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 19:52

Quoting HDsweetcheeks: Sorry Teebis..I didnt mean to drag your blog down with this,..I myself enjoyed your post and thought it was funny. Is the moat done??

No need for you to apologize darlin.....you know I lust ya.........now c'mere and gimme a grope............


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 13:00

Quoting NightNurse:
Quoting: Originally posted by irishpatti
Quoting: Originally posted by demoman Teebis... great jokes... and i personally wouldnt care if they were aimed at women or men, its an age old battle (banter) between men and women, blondes and other color hair(hahaha). its all in fun, and never serious. in fact i love male bashing jokes, and im sure some can be true about me... i say...fuck politicaly correctness. there fucking jokes... some people just hate life. Wow. i did spell check and there were no words needing correcting...thats a first for me... and im a guy... hahaha
Ditto on that demo. Getting So tired of the righteous and the self righteous. It's almost like a bloody sin to laugh on here lately. Every three weeks there is a skirmish by the undermedicated. OH VEY! Maybe we can divert some of THAT water that has meds in it to the state of NJ!
Well then you nasty and bitter old hag, you must be talking about, and directing this oh so predictably sarcastic comment towards your "friends" redsunset and Teach as well as me,because they also felt this was offensive. Anyone who feels the need to write a blog to bash homosexual people and think it's ok is sick and twisted. I never liked you. I could care less if you have a rebuttal to this. You've always been a miserable bitch, and you always will be. Piss off Patti. Get a life.

arent homosexuals people who have sex at..home???


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 12:55

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:
Quoting: Originally posted by CinnamonGirlOH Wow, I guess I just don't get what the controversy is about this blog? It's a JOKE, for Pete's sake, ...like many, many all of us have seen whether it's the male or female version. I was not at all offended to find out that I: Slept with all your friends, am Ugly, Do a lot of pills, am on medication, am a Junkie, am a Former slut,Annoying,Dull,Desperate, Loud and Embarrassing, a Sloppy drunk,a Bitch, Frigid and a Stalker... at least I am multi-faceted! ;>)
Its OK CG Im still a slut and proud of it..did you do the 12 step slut program?? LOL

well now the mistakes of my life make sense..hereto fore i thought it was a slut every 12 steps program...


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 08:38

Sorry Teebis..I didnt mean to drag your blog down with this,..I myself enjoyed your post and thought it was funny. Is the moat done??


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 08:36

Im not going to come to Teachs defense if I dont agree..I see nothing wrong with what Teebis posted or Patti for that matter. My point is if you dont like the blog stay off of it..dont read it..thats what I do with all of yours, I dont read them. And I dont really care if you like me or not..thats the last Im saying on this subject..so you can ramble on and on ..Im here to have a few laughs with some ppl I call friends..not to listen to you rant and rave.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 07:32

Oh FFS. C'mere Demo, Geebis Teebis, Knuck and HavnFun....kiss me! Since you have 1/2 the ladies in an uproar here that means more for me!!! Yippppeeeeeeee!!!!! MUAH!!!!


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