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Posted on Sun, Jan 10, 2010 12:13

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice , the Lord said , " Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways , I will grant you one wish." The man said , "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there and play golf any time I want" . The Lord said , "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challanges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to reach the bottom of the Pacific and all the concrete and steel, why this undertaking would almost exhaust several natural resources." The man thought about this for a long time, finally he said, " Lord , Instead, I wish that I could understand my girlfriend. I want to know how she feels inside , what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment , why she cries , what she means when she says" nothing is wrong " and how I can make a woman truly happy " The Lord replied, " You want two or four lanes on that bridge ? "    A picture of "short sheeting" to my room mates bed on a recent vacation with two friends that are girls....

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Posted on Thu, Feb 18, 2010 13:57

Most women want you to be honest with them, infact, every woman in every personal ad I've read (that would be thousands), has not failed to mention that honesty is a requirement. This is, in and of itself, reason to suggest that honesty is a rare commodity. I want to be honest with everyone, it's easier, and less stressful if I can just tell the truth at all times. So what's the problem you ask? The truth is the last thing a woman wants to hear. You say anything that may cause her alarm, and believe me, that could be anything, and you may never see her again. In short, if you value your relationship, and you haven't yet said anything that sent her pack'n, remember the fifth amendment to the constitution, and keep it to yourself.


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Posted on Mon, Jan 25, 2010 05:22

I understood a woman once, then she changed her mind again to fool me. It worked.


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Posted on Tue, Jan 12, 2010 08:01

Rules For a long and happy marriage Rule 1 The woman is always right Rule 2 If in the rare case that a woman is in anyway wrong and completey off her trolleyand out of her tree you are strongly advised to refer back to Rule No 1 My vicar asked an elderly couple what was the secret for their success. The wife spoke of love and friendship, patience, tolerance etc. The elderly man waited til his wife moved away and motioned the vicar to come near his ear. He said, when we married we made an arrangement that when it came to the small decisions she would make them and when it came to the big decisions I would make them. He said: Since getting married I have not had to make one single decision. or Women have many faults Men have only two Everything they say and everything thing they do. Boom Boom There's a really good long joke about women called the knight the witch and the golden rule. Too long to put on here. Search it. Its a good one. Doubt I could fit it on.


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