Quoting richtea1x:

kate middleton has asked the queen for advice on how to have a long and happy marriage ? the queen said always wear a seatbelt and dont p*ss me off

Quoting Junie2006:

Marry someone who has to obey you and walk 2 steps behind and has to ask before approaching the royal personage and may not back out and leave without your permission. "May I?" "No. I order you to continue." "Oh Fuck!" "Exactly."

Marry someone who has to obey you and walk 2 steps behind and has to ask before approaching the royal personage and may not back out and leave without your permission. "May I?" "No. I order you to continue." "Oh Fuck!" "Exactly."