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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 20:04

Do I have to name the BK Boy Toys(Man Toys) I'd be interested in? Naaaaa... I think I'll keep that a secret and just let my imagination run wild. Ummmmm....

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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 07:27

Byzantium, Heretic and CSI....you guys are just perfect....you spell correctly., can carry on an intelligent conversation, have a sense of humor....and all of you are a little bit of the bad boy....women will be clamouring for your....uh....services...lol!


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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 20:13

Re:Ok most of the men on here can fit in that age bracket, but the other qualifications may be more difficult. I know that my behavior and attire leaves a lot to be desired All applicants must be between the ages of 25 and 65...(WE are equal opportunity employers) and intelligent, witty and know how to behave and dress for any social settings.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 11:34

Re: longbeard52 write: Lots of talk, but no action Ladies,, c'mon now,, start the bidding. Do I hear a nickle? We're cheap, easy, and sometimes good.

Sometimes good?? Let us know when its a good day lol : )


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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 06:44

Re:Go get him SC.....lol!!! HDsweetcheeks write: LMAO..when your in your 40's your allowed to be aggressive..your not complaining are you dear?? Tongue lashing and an oil change!!..Im bidding on BYZ!!! Whats it gonna take big boy ; ) Re: byzantium write: USDA 'Grade "A" Select' Sweets. Aged for tenderness. Red, I thought you were going to keep it clean. Is it time for a tongue lashing? You ladies are getting......well I dunno.....aggressive? How 'bout that oil change?



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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 06:40

Well I have a quarter will that work for starters...and I have my eye on several but I want mostly 3 things: motorcycle, breathing and ALL of the important body parts in good working order. How long I keep them depends on how good the working order is..........

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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 05:09

Re: byzantium write: USDA 'Grade "A" Select' Sweets. Aged for tenderness. Red, I thought you were going to keep it clean. Is it time for a tongue lashing? You ladies are getting......well I dunno.....aggressive? How 'bout that oil change?

LMAO..when your in your 40's your allowed to be aggressive..your not complaining are you dear?? Tongue lashing and an oil change!!..Im bidding on BYZ!!! Whats it gonna take big boy ; )


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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 03:07

Re:cb....you're what's for dinner...lol!!! cb160 write: 100/3 now where'd ya come up with that 100 number ?... (he said whilst his eyes scanned the blog) I only see 3 girls here...is that new math ? I guess the rest are out at that annual meeting of single, wealthy, hot mature women, from that other blog. ...so what's for dinner ? d.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 03:06

Re:Ah Byzantium....they aren't being aggressive...just assertive....women who know what they want....seems they might want you big guy...lol!!! Nothing has gotten dirty so far....just a little....uh...soiled....feeling used are we Byzantium.....that's what we do with boy toys!! byzantium write: USDA 'Grade "A" Select' Sweets. Aged for tenderness. Red, I thought you were going to keep it clean. Is it time for a tongue lashing? You ladies are getting......well I dunno.....aggressive? How 'bout that oil change?



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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 03:04

Re:Sorry Rose....some of these comments don't show up for a couple of days and then they get buried several pages back.....no...no minimum bid....just who would you like to bid on dearie....some one catch your eye did they?.....to answer your question...the longer you abause...um...use them...the higher a price....let's talk money g/f!!! Rose1968Shah write: Commented on 24-SEP-07 # 25 Is there a minumim on this bid? What are the restrictions of things we can't make them do? How long do we get to abuse..I mean keep them? No answer?? I feel unloved....



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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 02:59

Re: byzantium write: USDA 'Grade "A" Select' Sweets. Aged for tenderness. Red, I thought you were going to keep it clean. Is it time for a tongue lashing? You ladies are getting......well I dunno.....aggressive? How 'bout that oil change?

aggressive ?...frisky..?, sharketes circling the bait ?...hmmmmmm, bring on the stamp checker.. dch.


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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 09:31

Re:check away SC...have fun doing it too HDsweetcheeks write: I need to check for the "Grade A" stamp : ) Re: redsunset write: FRESH MEAT.....LOL!!!! Welcome abaord Byzantium and Nightster....so boys...tell me about your specialties!!!!



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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 09:20

Commented on 24-SEP-07 # 25 Is there a minumim on this bid? What are the restrictions of things we can't make them do? How long do we get to abuse..I mean keep them? No answer?? I feel unloved....


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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 09:14

Re: redsunset write: FRESH MEAT.....LOL!!!! Welcome abaord Byzantium and Nightster....so boys...tell me about your specialties!!!!

I need to check for the "Grade A" stamp : )


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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 08:41

Red... alas not a boy toy...my sun has set....


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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 07:28

FRESH MEAT.....LOL!!!! Welcome abaord Byzantium and Nightster....so boys...tell me about your specialties!!!!


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Posted on Wed, Sep 26, 2007 05:53

Lots of talk, but no action Ladies,, c'mon now,, start the bidding. Do I hear a nickle? We're cheap, easy, and sometimes good.


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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 20:29

I'm not to choosy , hell I'll pay for the gas

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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 19:14

Re:Ah Hossy...fresh meat.....are you auditioning for boy toy material????? hossv8 write: You need to narrow down the criteria for your "mature Toy Boys".... 1) Must be able to "gum" a steak 2) Must be able to change his own diaper 3) Must be able to tie his own shoes without falling over 4) Must be able to laugh without farting 5) Must take a bath at least once a week 6) Must be able to sit quietly without drooling 7) Must remember to put on trousers when going out 8) Must wear shirts right side out 9) Must wear same color socks 10) Parkinsons an advantage as a shaky hand is a good advantage in bed etc etc



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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 14:50

You need to narrow down the criteria for your "mature Toy Boys".... 1) Must be able to "gum" a steak 2) Must be able to change his own diaper 3) Must be able to tie his own shoes without falling over 4) Must be able to laugh without farting 5) Must take a bath at least once a week 6) Must be able to sit quietly without drooling 7) Must remember to put on trousers when going out 8) Must wear shirts right side out 9) Must wear same color socks 10) Parkinsons an advantage as a shaky hand is a good advantage in bed etc etc


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