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TreasureTheHobo
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Posted on Wed, Dec 13, 2006 06:50

And your complainin Heretic? Try being a cocktail waitress in short shorts! At least it was always too crowded for me to know who the perpetrator was, lol!


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Posted on Wed, Dec 13, 2006 05:42

My, oh my....hormones seem to be running rampant at the Wrench Inn......things might turn into a free for all here! Ladies just please be sure to accost all the gentlemen patrons....gently!! Heretic, Get the bulleye off your butt...maybe you won't be such a target then!! Ok...where are those cooks who need to audition their cooking skills...Jersey...no stirring the pot before we try their cooking!! Dancers...calling all dancers..strut your stuff and we need to get the band together...Caligirl and Treas and Red...where are you???


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 23:45

hey Sassy, I really do NEED that class on how to avoid having my back side grabbed. This REALLY DOES happen to bouncers quite often (no joke). I got grabbed twice last weekend, and once the weekend before. This happens so often that we have quit keeping track of when, how many times, or by whom


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 15:07

No Bobby....not in bar and grill....wrench inn.....you know , like wrenchin a bike!! Get your head out of the lockerroom...L2R isn't there...she's on the field!! OOOHHH Poppa Bob...love a forceful man......hey how about tagteam coed nude wrestling...sure we Doves can't talk you into a Speedo...oh, ok,we'll settle for the wet boxers......keep all the profits??? WTHN!!


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 14:21

Did someone say inn and bar and grill?


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 14:10

ok...There will be no nude wrestling for men, women maybe, men NO, every fag in town will show up to wrestle. Dont want this turnin into a gay bar. We are gonna have a well lite up back yard here and well put a cpl horseshoe pits in and a volleyball net. If we want this joint to make money we will have topless (male and female ) volleyball on wed nites...That will fill one slow nite. A mechanical bull for all to try, an official bike nite that has a show and some prizes. Id say we put a pool in but the insurance would kill us. so well have a girls wet t shirt contest and a guys wet boxer contest on Thurs nites.Well call it "N*pples and D*ck Print" nite, that'll bring em in. I'm sorry But I will not wear a speedo!!but thanx for the offer. I'll be sure to show up on thursday nite in boxers for anyone dissappointed by that. Now being that this bar WILL become the home for wayward bikers I say f*ck the charities lets keep the money and put it to good use, like fixen up our bikes.


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 11:09

Hey HD, Come on in and sit a spell.....and uh, bring your wallet!!!


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 10:28

I dont want to work..I just want to hang at the bar. Im best at that :)


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 10:10

OOOHHHHH, Jersey ...good idea!!!..Wanna be in charge g/f?


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 09:46

No speedos (grape smashers!)!! HELL NO!!! I think we should interview cooks. You know have a cook off!! Sample the food first!!! Make sure they know what they're doing!


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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 04:02

Oh Ladies, Ladies.....we have to stay on task here!!!( However T and Crusineasy, the visual image of Poppa Bob in a speedo is so VERY distracting!!)......ok ...back to the menu... Jersey...those "appetizers"(hmmm,....) sound good....put 'em up on the menu board....hey...know any good cooks? Male waiters...female waiters...both....oh, decisions,decisions!


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Posted on Mon, Dec 11, 2006 18:38

Ok..but if Poppa is gonna be wearing a speedo I am not gonna look...nooo waaay.


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Posted on Mon, Dec 11, 2006 11:31

Well for an appetizer Buffalo "Gold" Wings! or "Ultra Classic" Chili


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Posted on Mon, Dec 11, 2006 06:22

Hey Moses, Gotta choose...maybe you can switch pits each weekend though...variety IS the spice of life.. hey everybody...need some help with the menu...start getting creative...you know..like Harley fries,,,,Honda burgers,etc....


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Posted on Mon, Dec 11, 2006 04:05

My , oh my...The Wrench Inn is becoming a busy place....with volunteers....we need some paying customers here!! Poppa Bob...too funny...but you are the Poppa so you would eat free anyway! Girls,Girls...don't fight...there will be plenty of men to frisk around..I mean to go around...classes will be held a week from Tuesday and Topdawg will be our class subject....Topdawg...your wish is my command! Yes T...only the sexy gatecrashers will be frisked and allowed to enter the rocking Wrench Inn......may have to be on the door myself...and the band needs to start rehearsing ...soon!! Moses and Heretic...you will be very busy boys....but I don't think you'll be complaining too much....classes for how to avoid being grabbed by the butt will be held on Monday night. Bob...need you to set up the fight competitors...you'll know more about that than me! Need to set the menu, train the male dancers, supervise their costumes...audition the dancers...train the staff.....so much to do and so little time.... someone want to be my personal assistant......I'm thinking 6 foot tall...goodlooking 40 to 50ish male...any takers??


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Posted on Sun, Dec 10, 2006 22:10

Sassy, how can i choose? so many pits


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Posted on Sun, Dec 10, 2006 21:13

between working the door here on Friday nights, an working Jess, and T's bordello I am gonna be busy


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Posted on Sun, Dec 10, 2006 18:46

Sassy - typical of a manager who has too much to do herself...you forgot that all these female frisker trainees are gonna need someone to practice on. I hereby bite the bullet, will take one for the team and all that jazz and volunteer for this risky, dangerous job of friskee. Ladies, don't be gentle - show me how you search for contraband. Full body cavity searches are not only allowed, they are gratefully encouraged - I imagine I'll have to show you how those are done to make sure you do it right.


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Posted on Sun, Dec 10, 2006 14:20

hahahahahaha- Guess what? My middle name is William and damn I sure like to eat well on Sunday nights. Now that I qualify on the Billy Bob rule....yes its on my id...I'm sure gonna be hungry on Sunday nights. good work!!


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Posted on Sun, Dec 10, 2006 10:41

Sassy...AHAHAHAH too funny!! Jessica


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