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Posted on Sat, Feb 24, 2007 17:56

Ok staff....I realize everyone may be stoned...if you are visiting the commune or rooting for your favorite in the fights...but we still have a business to run......back to work everybody!!!!!!


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Posted on Sat, Feb 24, 2007 12:54

Harley sings very well, at least that is what she told when she called me at 1:20 AM to tell me she had been drinking and singing karaoke (she pronounced it karoke, with a slur that that cannot be duplicated on here)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 24, 2007 10:40

Well Crusin...you and T are in charge of the bar....do what you will with Hokey Pokey Bobby. SusieQ....Moses says get on that pole....quick...need to make up for the HP disaster...go girl!!! Grab Red and Harley and Jersey while you are at it. Moses.....guess I can't go away....the Hokey Pokey for heavens sake....set me up with a drink while you are at it.....I think I may need it!!!! Heretic....hmmmm....karaoke night....great idea....do it on the nights the band isn't playing....still wanna know about the Hokey and the Pokey...lol!!


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Posted on Fri, Feb 23, 2007 11:33

Look, I only threw him a bar towel to wipe his sweaty brow after his last hot little dance number...now he's wearing it like a loin cloth, Sassy....what to do? He 's out of control.... Geez, we are near food and drinks too... there he goes trying to balance a beer mug on his..... OK..HE IS TOO ALTERED TO WORK BACK HERE... AND all I wanted to do was put in a quiet 8 hours, go home and kick this headache...


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Posted on Fri, Feb 23, 2007 03:08

Sassy, can you get some vimps pole dancin' or something??


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Posted on Thu, Feb 22, 2007 15:55

do you realize what a train wreck it would be putting me on stage I have a better idea...Put harley up on the stage doing karoke. I hear she does Shania Twain quite well (I am going to get a boot in the butt just for suggesting this)


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Posted on Thu, Feb 22, 2007 15:40

Crusin....grab Mr. Hokey Pokey Bobby.....he will REALLY have to earn his keep after THAT dance fiasco!!!.....thanks for the idea T. Demo...you just earned yourself a job......you are in charge of the coed Twister games.......good conclusion to the wrestling and boxing matches, dontcha think??? Heretic...I agree...only way to make the crowd forget is to get YOU up on stage.....what do you say?? Moses, my man....you are right....nothing like a good jiggle...lol!!! Jersey....help get Heretic ready....teach him how to hokey his pokey, g/f!!!!


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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 19:43

counterproductive though it may be, I am taking the fifth on that one Jersey


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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 16:54

I was thinking maybe something like this in black to get the guys going and hooping and hollowing

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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 14:58

Heretic can't you hokey while you pokey?


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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 02:53

give Demo a drink for that idea Sassy, good to see you back T, set me up a jiggle of crown...errrr i mean jigger


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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 17:49

Get BobbyZ to barback Cruisin, he can hokey his pokey while hustling ice and clean glasses. All the women will be hootin and hollerin and the tips will be flowing...


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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 17:35

ok I have been in a LOT of bars in my life, and I have yet to see the hokey pokey in one....well maybe once, but it was not the same hokey pokey that my daughter does


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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 12:30

.. the drinks are coming right up... whew, Sassy we need some back up help working the bar..this place is hopping..and more are coming in the door.......


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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 08:34

Man, oh Man...I go away for a couple of days and the place goes crazy...lol!! THE HOKEY POKEY??????...and this is bringing the house down BobbyZ??? We may need to look at that contract again!! SusieQ...keep on keeping on girlfriend...you ARE good! Paddy...you wanna teach some of us those butt jiggles....looks like they could be Eagle magnets....lol!!! Harley and tc...starting to worry about the two of you...you are always in the limo....what ARE the two of you doing?? Heretic....nice to see you relaxing and join the party...much more fun!! T...butt jiggles aren't ALL bad!! Moses...we already have rooms upstairs....this is a full service Inn ,ya know....special arrangements with the House of Pleasure. Jersey , girlfriend....get on the stage and bring the volume up....the Hokey Pokey indeed!!


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Posted on Mon, Feb 19, 2007 22:16

nothin' wrong with a little jiggle


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Posted on Mon, Feb 19, 2007 21:46

my sister bought a bike with a wider back tire . She said when she is on the back of it her butt looks skinnier


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Posted on Mon, Feb 19, 2007 10:30

Yeah, kills me to admit it but mine jiggles. Didn't use to but it's making up for lost time.


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Posted on Mon, Feb 19, 2007 06:57

OK i vote to have co-ed twister games. just shift the pool table over and put an oiled twister mat down. the only rules are that the most clothes your allowed to have on are bikini for women and shorts for the guys. and the oiled can be substituted with other things that may taste better...like chocolate paint? mmm


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Posted on Mon, Feb 19, 2007 00:31

ohhh Paddy, lmao that's one kind of BJ i never heard of.


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