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Posted on Fri, Dec 08, 2006 06:50

OK Poppa Bob, Here's another spinoff for ya. I decided between the fantasy ride , future fantasy rides, other spinoffs and the All Star Band , we needed a permanent place to eat,drink, dance and party. So, Sassy Sue, THE chick is now opening The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill. Here is a current list of activities for the week: Sunday will be family night. Free food and drinks to any family who has at least one member named Billie Bob(I.D. required). Anyone married to their first cousin gets a free night's stay at the Inn(proof of marriage a must)Deuceswild you get to be on the door that night..if you behave! Monday Night Fights...and no, Poppa Bob...you can't fight only referee...no holds barred. Jello pits, pudding pits, greased pig wrestling(not Leroy) and naked male wrestling...should have a few takers on this and the joint should be packed...something for everyone. Moses pick your pit to referee. Tuesday night is Ladies Night. All male revue and half price Patron shots. Maneater need you behind the bar that night since you are the Patron expert. Let's see right now we have BobbyZ as Zorro, Dynatom as Helmut Guy, Demo as Duct tape Man and Netrider, in deference to his rugby passion is Leather Balls Man. And yes, T you can look and yes, Red you can slither 'em. Junie...line up the rest of the dancers. NasT and Crusineasy...need you on outside security that night and check all references at the door...must be a BK member.(Come in for the show though). Wednesday night is Treasure and Jessica's Fantasy Island House of Pleasure Night. I decided since the guys could not keep the two houses straight, we'd just all party together at the Inn. Treasure and Jessica , we'll discuss profit splits later. May need Bdel on security that night...could get ugly! Thursday Night is auction night...all proceeds to charity. I'm thinking the Home for Wayward Bikers would be good. Bobmac you can be the auctioneer and we need a Vanna girl or two to show off the items. Jersey can you handle that? ...services are also viable auction items...so guys and gals...show us your "wares". Friday night the Inn will be rocking to the sounds of the BK Dysfunctional Family All-Star Band. Heretic need you on security...bring your squirrel too....no holds barred dancing, ladies choice , mosh pits, you name it,,,we got it. Also celebrity bartender night...need some celebrities...that could be tough! Saturday is everyday rolled into one...we do it all, see it all, hear it all ,drink it all. Wet t-shirt contests, wet boxer contests...Paddy need ya on this one darlin...You must be 21 to enter...Poppa Bob...gonna need lots of security that night. The Wrench Inn Bar and Grill..the happening place to be!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 10:58

Hey T.....I'll mske some money off this too ya know...lol!!! T....drinks are on the house for you...and me ...and Tc.......and we are gonna need them!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 08:47

Perfect Sassy!! Thanks for letting use the bar for auditions. I think you,TC and I are gonna need it close by to get through this, lol!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 06:21

Moses...you have to stay focused. We are going to get even busier....I'm going to pitch an idea to T, the producer of the Wizard of O's. Going to suggest we hold auditions for the film here at the Bar and Grill...we can use the stage, check male......uh....prowess with the women as judges, parade the female Dorothy auditioners in front of the guys.......should be a huge turn out.......what do you think Moses????


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Posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 01:35

still around Sassy,had to go outside and cool down after rubbing Susie and seeing the stage show. ready to get back to work now..... i think.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 23, 2007 12:44

SusieQ....if you have time...work the room and make sure all the costumers are happy....and see if you can find Moses....he's disapppeared again. Heretic....and just what would those plans for Harley be....do tell!!!! Yeah T....K6 blew a tire....right...wink.....ladies slither and T and your crew.....keep pouring!


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 19:32

K6 blew something? Like..a... umm...uhhhh..hmmmm...shoot..aaa..OH..tire? I'll bet he needs a drink pronto. Ladies..start slithering while I start pouring..


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 19:19

me get Harley on stage???? that would be counterproductive for me. I had other plans for her


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 18:55

Hey Sassy I have a little bit of time what yo want me to do?


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 18:04

Ok...Ok....guess people are still interested.....T you are still head bartender...with all the business I can use you, Cruisin and Harley....as long as Harley stays away from the booze herself...lol! Likeitalot darlin'....breathe deeply...you are gonna need it. Jersey and Red...keep slithering away......keep them fellas entertained. Heretic....find Harley and get her butt on stage....and K6....just where , who or what are you blowing??????


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 10:08

Dang.. Turn my back for one second to make change and you replace me with Harley. Well I wouldn't mind working with Harley, she and I could sell a lot of liquor. Now...y'all ain't tippin enough, I am gonna have to start shortin the count here on the booze...oh..you say you want a 6 count for a 4? Say it like ya mean it!!


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 09:56

K6... come on darlin, blow yourself back at us!!! WHOOO HOOO "let the slitherin begin" Likeit...take another deeeep breath cause you are gonna need darlin!


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 09:07

Just got my breath back boss, ding ding ding round 2


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 08:04

I BLOWED RIGHT PASSED YA !


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 06:37

Hey Boss Lady.. got to keep them fellas entertained.. KEEP IT OPEN!!!! whooo hooo!!!!


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 05:55

OK....what's up here....everybody party too much on St.Paddy's and now no one wants to come to the Inn anymore?......guess I need to know if I should close the doors on the old Bar and Grill and put the for sale sign out front. What do you say , guys and gals.....open or close....keep or sell?


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Posted on Thu, Mar 15, 2007 09:30

Hey Boss Lady, I'm ready to slink a slither on the dance floor..are ya ready gals...let's dance!!!


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Posted on Thu, Mar 15, 2007 09:25

I aint dancin, but if we get Harley drunk she will sing So who is the bar tender, and do they know how to mix "Blow jobs'? Harley really likes them


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Posted on Thu, Mar 15, 2007 05:10

Red, Jersey and SusieQ.....those Eagles want some dancing!!! Moses....take care of poor Susie's feet and back and whatever else....the crowd loves her...we need her on stage. Oh Heretic.....come her darlin...need some dancing and Need Harley tonstart some singing. Likeitalot.....are you still breathing??? Doves , you must not be working hard enough.


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Posted on Fri, Mar 09, 2007 00:32

Sassy I'm off this dang pole for a break Moses OH Moses where are thou, I need some TLC in a few spots can you rub them for me,Please!! Please! Please :)


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