HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THE SERVICE IN HERE??????????? MERCY THEY HAVE PUT ME IN A SOUND PROOF ROOM ...HELP MY WATER IS COLD ..I HAVE GOOSE FEATHERS I MEAN PIMPLES..LOL
HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THE SERVICE IN HERE??????????? MERCY THEY HAVE PUT ME IN A SOUND PROOF ROOM ...HELP MY WATER IS COLD ..I HAVE GOOSE FEATHERS I MEAN PIMPLES..LOL
YEP I PUT MY COC ON HERE 3 TIMES 3 TIMES THEY REMOVED MY COC (I MEAN ROOSTER) DERN OL COC THIEVES ,WHAT THEY GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT COC ( I MEANS ROOSTERS) POOR COC A DOODLE DO DO ,AIN;T DONE NAIR A THANG TA ANY ONE CEPT GROW ( I MEAN CROW)
YEP I PUT MY COC ON HERE 3 TIMES 3 TIMES THEY REMOVED MY COC (I MEAN ROOSTER) DERN OL COC THIEVES ,WHAT THEY GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT COC ( I MEANS ROOSTERS) POOR COC A DOODLE DO DO ,AIN;T DONE NAIR A THANG TA ANY ONE CEPT GROW ( I MEAN CROW)
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.
A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says: @@#@##- " it's, the same again!" and then goes to the bed. A married man has a belly because when he comes to the bed he says: %$%#@#- " it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.
A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
@@#@##- " it's, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
A married man has a belly because when he comes to the bed he says:
%$%#@#- " it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.
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