"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass" Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? The best thing about Alzheimer?s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income
Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
The best thing about Alzheimer?s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.
OK NOW, CANDLELIT ROOM, BUBBLES IN TUB,PROMISED BACK RUB, BUT RUB, LEGS SHAVED,SONGS SUNG,CAN WE SWING TOO??? TTT ARE U READY FOR THE RUB A DUB DUB THREE SWEETIES IN A TUB...BOBBY,RED,HALFINCH, COME ON IN WE CAN HAVE A SIXPACK OF FUN.... WE CAN PUT UP POSTERS ...HAVE TUB WILL TRAVEL LOL
OK NOW, CANDLELIT ROOM, BUBBLES IN TUB,PROMISED BACK RUB, BUT RUB, LEGS SHAVED,SONGS SUNG,CAN WE SWING TOO??? TTT ARE U READY FOR THE RUB A DUB DUB THREE SWEETIES IN A TUB...BOBBY,RED,HALFINCH, COME ON IN WE CAN HAVE A SIXPACK OF FUN.... WE CAN PUT UP POSTERS ...HAVE TUB WILL TRAVEL LOL
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed. Go right to the source and ask the horse He?ll give you the answer that you?ll endorse. He?s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed. People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one?ll talk ?til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse? Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He?ll give you the answer that you?ll endorse.
He?s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one?ll talk ?til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse. He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, "With their money I'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; He didn't know it was an old maid's room Or he wouldn't have had the gall. He thought of the money that he would steal,As under the bed he lay; But at nine o'clock he saw a sight That made his hair turn gray. At nine o'clock the old maid came in;"I am so tired," she said; She thought that all was well that night So she didn't look under the bed.She took out her teeth and her big glass eye,And the hair from off her head;The burglar, he had forty fits As he watched from under the bed. From under the bed the burglar crept,He was a total wreck; The old maid wasn't asleep at all And she grabbed him by the neck. She didn't holler, or shout or call,She was as cool as a clam; She only said, "The Saints be praised,At last I've got a man!" From under the pillow a gun she drew, And to the burglar she said, "Young man, if you don't marry me, I'll blow off the top of your head!"She held him firmly by the neck,He hadn't a chance to scoot; He looked at the teeth and the big glass eye,And said, "Madam, for Pete's sake, shoot!"
A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;
He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse.
He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,
Then said he, "With their money
I'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept;
He crept up close to the wall;
He didn't know it was an old maid's room Or he wouldn't have had the gall.
He thought of the money that he would steal,As under the bed he lay;
But at nine o'clock he saw a sight
That made his hair turn gray.
At nine o'clock the old maid came in;"I am so tired," she said;
She thought that all was well that night
So she didn't look under the bed.She took out her teeth and her big glass eye,And the hair from off her head;The burglar, he had forty fits
As he watched from under the bed.
From under the bed the burglar crept,He was a total wreck;
The old maid wasn't asleep at all
And she grabbed him by the neck.
She didn't holler, or shout or call,She was as cool as a clam;
She only said, "The Saints be praised,At last I've got a man!"
From under the pillow a gun she drew,
And to the burglar she said,
"Young man, if you don't marry me,
I'll blow off the top of your head!"She held him firmly by the neck,He hadn't a chance to scoot;
He looked at the teeth and the big glass eye,And said, "Madam, for Pete's sake, shoot!"
I THINK I HAVE MY CHEEKS IN BACK MOSES SO YOU MAY WANT TO START THERE LOL I AM SO TIRED TONITE THO YOU MAY GET A CHARLEY HORSE FROM ALL THE RUBBING I NEED LOL
I THINK I HAVE MY CHEEKS IN BACK MOSES SO YOU MAY WANT TO START THERE LOL I AM SO TIRED TONITE THO YOU MAY GET A CHARLEY HORSE FROM ALL THE RUBBING I NEED LOL
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