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Posted on Mon, Oct 30, 2006 04:45

DEAR MOSES, DOWN SIZE BABY DOWN SIZE ,IT DOESN'T TAKE A VERY BIG BOX IF TWO LOVE BIRDS LIKE EACH OTHER.......THINK WINTER SNUGGLE SNUGGLE....MAYBE IN THE SPRIMG TIME YOUR BOSS WILL GIVE YOU A RAISE ...PADDY


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Posted on Sat, Oct 28, 2006 23:10

dear paddy, i am so depressed,my dream home on wheels went bust. took your advice on size and with the modifications i wanted on a 14 by 80 foot house. they said my pick-up wouldn't pull it so a new mack would have to be bought. the total on the package was 128,000 and change. then i was told my job as a swine excrement engineer payed too little so it had to be cash only. i'm so sad my dream may never come true.


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Posted on Fri, Oct 27, 2006 04:57

i heard there is a new disease going around ,has any one caught it? it is called lackanookie.lol beware guys it is spreading like wildfire


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Posted on Thu, Oct 26, 2006 13:33

THANKS MOSES FOR MAKING SURE OUR SWING IS SAFE AND SECURE..YOU BIG MAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE TAKE CHARGE KIND OF FELLERS


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Posted on Wed, Oct 25, 2006 18:36

not to worry doves, THE swing is fully eqipped with straps and buckles and velcro. it's safe and adjustable, completely supports the body with no pain,no strain.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 25, 2006 15:12

SOME ADVICE ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!! WHEN WE GET TO VEGAS WHAT GOES ON IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS LOL


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Posted on Tue, Oct 24, 2006 04:49

SUZ i am talking about a swing that hangs down from the rafters used for all sorts of things,,,,


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Posted on Mon, Oct 23, 2006 06:30

Dear Paddy... took your advice. Went to another store and found a a few "things" that truly got my attention. After a few dates with each one and slipping a couple viagra into their drinks, my life is one big merry go round... it won't stop, they won't stop, I won't stop! Wanting, needing, yearning, burning.... Only thing now sister..... how do I learn to walk again????


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Posted on Mon, Oct 23, 2006 04:52

HI SUZ,GREAT A PINCH OF THIS AND A PINCH OF THAT MAKES FOR A REAL GOOD STEW.LET IT SIMMER FOR A WHILE,SHOULD BE RATHER TASTY. MOSES YES A SWING FROM THE CEILING WOULD BE RATHER NICE FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK... THANKS RED I TRY TO GIVE GOOD SOUND ADVICE...BUSINESS IS SLOW BUT SHOULD BE PICKING UP WHENEVER MY CRYSTAL BALLS ARRIVE, SINCE I AM THE PRINCESS AFTER ALL ,WHAT KIND OF BALLS WOULD I BE WAITING FOR? LOL LOL


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Posted on Sun, Oct 22, 2006 23:59

thanks paddy, so things would pretty much stay the same. i talked the guy at the mobile home store and he said they could reinforce the ceiling to hold the swing and make a ramp so i can drive my bike into the house. just have to wait and see how much the special construction cost. may be on the road by spring.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 22, 2006 19:46

Paddy, you give such outstanding advice... luv the "house on wheels" thing!


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Posted on Sun, Oct 22, 2006 18:30

A PIECE OF ADVICE...DON'T LISTEN TO THE BANDIT..HE HAS A FORKED TONGUE ,WILL BE HARD TO KISS MAKE NEED TWO AT A TIME.LOL


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Posted on Sat, Oct 21, 2006 04:38

HI MOSES, THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.HOME ON WHEELS. MAKE SURE THO THAT YOU HAVE ROOM INSIDE TO BE ABLE TO DODGE BULLETS,BULLIES ,AND X HUSBANDS,CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MAY FIND IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND SOME OF THE WOMEN MIGHT ONLY LOOK SWEET...


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Posted on Sat, Oct 21, 2006 01:44

dear paddy, seems all you doves live far away. so i was thinkin' maybe i could get one of them newfangled houses on wheels. mine is the old style,don't go anywhere. if i had me one of them new ones could take it anyplace, recon theys a place to park it close to you? that way ifin i got run off just pack up the house and move to the next woman/city. what be your advice?


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Posted on Fri, Oct 20, 2006 15:15

Here's my pattern: I seem to fall in love rather quickly. I get attracted to someone and before I know it, we're an item. All goes well for six months or so. Then "it" starts. "It" is the weird behavior, the pulling away, the acting ambivalent, etc. So this goes on for a while and then I start to feel used and abused, neglected and rejected etc. so I put up with things and then I can't take it anymore. This usually lasts for about a year and then I begin to separate which also takes me awhile. After each of these experiences I withdraw for about three months. Then I come out of hiding, meet someone new, and the cycle begins again. The first one or two times this happened, I didn't think too much about it except that I picked jerks. Now, after 4 or 5 times, I'm beginning to wonder if all men are jerks, or if maybe I have something to do with it. Help me! LINE 1 HOLD ON WHILE I THINK,AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR..LAS VEGAS KISSING BOOTH,WHERE YOUR DOLLAR WILL GET A HOLLAR


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Posted on Fri, Oct 20, 2006 04:56

DEAR MANEATER, LOVE KNOWS NO DISTANCE,ONE OF YOU MUST GO TOWARD THE OTHER ,BOTH CANNOT STAY WHERE THEY ARE AND EXPECT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP....RELOCATE IF YOU LOVE HIM..TX. BOYS SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO ANSWER THEIR PHONES AT THIS MOMENT..THEY MUST BE OUT GETTING THE SHEET OFF THEIR BOOTS.I WILL TRY THE CALL AGAIN LATER PADDYWADDY


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Posted on Thu, Oct 19, 2006 12:50

HI THERE RED , GOOD QUESTION, FIRST OF ALL I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN HANGING YOUR HAT ,BUT HERE IN TX. WE'D GET US ANOTHER HORSE,ER I MEAN COWBOY. MEN DO YOU HEAR THE NEED FOR YOU GUYS TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE? NOTHING IS WRONG RED,HONESTLY ,IT IS A NATURAL ,ACT, SO GO TO ANOTHER DEPARTMENT STORE THAT CARRIES A BETTER QUALITY OF MAN ,OR SNEAK VIAGARA IN THEIR FOOD LOL GOOD LUCK,LET ME KNOW HOW THINGS TURN OUT, PADDYWADDY


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Posted on Thu, Oct 19, 2006 11:30

Dear Paddy, I thought guys liked sex, but I've come to believe they are all talk (blah blah blah). When they have a woman who loves it all the time and all ways, they make you think something is wrong with ya! What do you think Paddy? Red Loves to Ride


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Posted on Thu, Oct 19, 2006 04:54

DEAR LONELONESUM, LOVE IS JUST THAT ,IF YOU BEGIN TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT THAT PERSON,IF THEY LIVE NEXT DOOR OR 700 MILES AWAY THEN IT IS TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL'S FUTURE PLANS....SETTLED ? SEE IF SHE CAN MOVE TO YOU ...WORD OF ADVICE ,IF IT IS MEANT TO BE IT WILL BE IN SPITE OF THE MILES...YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE WOODS EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU KNOW, PATTY MY SISTER T YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING HONEY I TOOK CARE OF THE WHOLE MATTER I GOT YOUR BACK FRIEND ,YOU CAN CATCH THE PANTY RAIDER ,I CAN;T SEEM TO .HE IS SO SLICK ,AT WHAT HE DOES


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Posted on Wed, Oct 18, 2006 13:49

Oh my God could ya just point me in the right direction to get a start? And the other thing, why are all the girls always looking for someone that is always several inches taller then themselves. And the other thing, If I have?, and I have, met 1, or 2,-3 on here that I am in the liking department of, what do ya do when the 1's ya attracted to are always to far away? At this age lives are kinda settled in what ya have home, friends family. That sort of thing.? Responsibilities est. Some tell me I've been out here in the woods way to long by myself. Please get back. a lonelylonesum.


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