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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 19:35

ROAD KING ..YOUR HERE WITH US IN HEART ..TX.WOMEN ROCK ..PATTY


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 12:33

yep i do at that!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna know???????????


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 05:13

dearest,sweetest,smartestpaddy, any news on that cure?


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 04:38

MASSAGE GOOD FOR DRUNK ANNIE,SHE THREATENS SHERRIFF,MAKES REMARKS TO DEPUTY.....MMMMMMMMM SEEMS NORMAL TO ME ,,,,,ANNIE THINKS SHERRIFF IS MAD,HE WANTS PRETTY RED HEADS...ANNIE DARKHEADED...ANNIE HAS BUCKSHOT FOR SHERRIFFS BOSEPHUS....NEED MASSAGE MOSES, THIS 3RD PERSON,ANNIE ,IS GETTING PADDY IN TROUBLE WITH THE BIG BAD LAWMAN...LOL NEED SHRINK???WILL TRAVEL.......


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 20:21

I WILL BE CLOSED IN FEB ...GOING ON A MUCH NEEDED VACATION....GOING TO VEGAS TO FIND A BOY TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED MON - FRI ONLY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 30 THO ,ALTHO I HAVE MY NANNY LICENSE,MMMMM THAT'S A THOUGHT!


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 04:47

keep working on plan b take good care of those hands DEPUTY MOSES,cause the DOVES WILL NEED TO BE COOOOODDDD AFTER ALL THE KISSING,NURSING THAT BAD FEMALE LOVIN SHERRIFF,WATER GAMES ETC.OK?


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 02:15

dear paddy, thoght we covered that ages ago but i do like dark haired women. now the butt rubs, i have two kinds. if you've had a bad day stressed out just want to relax, can have you asleep in 15 minutes. if you've had a bad day stressed out just want to relax, can have your mind off your problems and wantin'...... well you get the idea. always been told that i have talented hands. btw still workin' on plan b.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 19:20

GO AHEAD LINE 1...LINE 1 YOUR ON (HEAVY BREATHING) YES, (SNIFF SNIFF) I AAAAA I AAAA I HAVE A PROBLEM SWALLOWING MY LITTLE BLUE PILLS....AND I CAN'T GET GOING WITH OUT EM ....(SNIFF SNIFF) ..WELL JACK,MAYBE IF YOU CRUSHED EM UP A LITTLE THEY WOULD DO A BETTER JOB FOR YOU...OK (JACK REPLIES)..I CAN DO THAT ,BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SWALLOWING THE PILLS????????LOL


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 16:23

You know that girl who ALWAYS has the best luck with guys? You know? The man magnet. Even though she?s not necessarily the prettiest woman in the room, she?s the one who guys line up to talk to at parties. Men flock to her, buy her drinks, and ask her out on dates to nice restaurants where they insist on picking up the check. It?s a rare occurrence for her to go without a date on a Saturday night but, when it happens, she?s certainly not stressing out or staring at her cell phone, willing it to ring. When she gets into a relationship it is healthy and well-balanced. And if it?s not, well, she promptly breaks it off and moves on to a new ? more worthy ? man. She?s never spent a night with her face in a tub of ice cream and a box of tissues on her lap, wondering why she can?t find a boyfriend. She always seems centered, confident, happy and fulfilled. She Dates Without Drama.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 04:57

BOY HOWDY THE JUICES ARE FLOWING THIS MORNING BRAIN IS AGLOW...LOL LET ME SEE ADOPT A FAT BOY,WHERE ARE THE APPLICATIONS???????? ONLY IF YOU RUB BUTTS TOO.....MOSES...I KNOW WYATT EARP HAS YOU BUSY WITH ALL THOSE RED HEADS ,BUT THIS DARK HEADED WOMAN IS STILL WAITING ON HER SWING... DENNIS DID YOU GET LOST? I BELIEVE THAT DISEASE(LACKONOOKIE) IS SPREADING TO ALL MY BUDDIES ...WILL LOOK INTO A CURE FER YA .....


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 00:04

woah T,back the truck up. just meant if it's been a while. i'm in the same boat never dated bob but would qualify as a none. Hoss, like your fat guy program but i'm a real man i need real food. steak and taters not tofu and beans ok.


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 16:35

Treasure Re Nunnery...ever wondered why nuns walk around in pairs? That's because the one nun makes sure that the other nun gets none! If you slip into a nunnery, you will pick up a bad habit...ever wondered what nuns do in their habits? Stay single...At least you can pray for a man using the strands of a New Orleans Bead necklace! Nuns cant do this! Maybe you'll meet the best of both worlds...a TV personality...a mans toolbox in a sensitive and caring female package...They need love too! Here's a tip... Adopt-A-Fat-Guy...Millions of us around. You'll find us squeezing through grocery stores, bending chairs at restaurants, at drug stores getting our fat pills.(donuts) Inside of us is a thin man trying to get out. Take us walking, feed us tofu and long beans, ration the ribs and bacon, train us to be your pets and tell us how to push your oowee buttons....no shortage of good men designed for North Pole living. We usually ride Fat Boys, Big Hogs, live in big houses in King Size Beds...and..we're very generous, you'll never starve. Introducing Adopt-A-Fat-Guy A new service and he'll be loyal...your girlfriends wont hit on him. Beats going down to Rent-A-Stud or Rent-A-Wreck. They're too busy looking in the mirror. heh heh


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 16:01

I NEED ADVICE...QUITE A DILEMA, WOKE UP WITH A LARGE B ON MY CHEST AND A DUCK LIP...ALMOST LIKE SOME ONE STOLE INTO MY ROOM STOLE A KISS LEFT HIS INITIAL...B ...B....BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 14:57

BOBBY ,SHOULD I SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU?????????? KEVIN WAS CHECKING IN WITH ME TODAY ,SAID HE SAW YOU IN HIS 16 STEP PROGRAM..... G-STRING'S 101....ANYTHING YOU WANT TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST????


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Posted on Wed, Nov 01, 2006 19:10

Moses, I have never dated BOB in my life. Nor do I feel particularly drawn to getting to know him. I kinda like real men. Kinda sorta. Well ok, I love real men.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 01, 2006 17:13

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP A TENT AT VEGAS ,IT LOOKS LIKE.... I ALSO TELL FORTUNES,READ TEA LEAVES,AND HAVE A PICKPOCKETING MONKEY ,NAMED CHACHIE,ALL PROCEEDS GO FOR MY CHING CHING MACHINES.....FEEL FREE TO TIP YOUR ADVISOR...LOL


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Posted on Tue, Oct 31, 2006 16:56

OK GUYS ,HERE GOES,YES MOSES DOES SEEM TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT THE SWINGS...GOOD FOR YOU MOSES, KEEP ON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE STRENGHT SIZE ETC...DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GO SAILING ...JUST A SWINGING...LINE TWO ..T JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE...HE IS GENTLY HOLDING HIS BREATH ,HOPING YOU WILL NOTICE HIM,I BELIEVE HE IS ON B. K. LINE 3...SASSY ..SUGAR ,TOO MUCH VIAGARA...REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ONE BLUE TABLET TWO GREEN ,HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING THEM IN HIS SUPPA LIKE I TOLD YOU...?????????? MOST OF THE REPORTS HAVE COME BACK NEGATIVE, SO HOLD OFF A LITTLE ON THE C I A F B I ...ETC ..OK.THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH YOU HONEY ,IS YOUR NOT FROM TEXAS,I WILL SEND YOU A BOTTLE OF MY TEXAS CHARM,OK? THAT SHOULD GET THEM OL POLECATS OUT FROM IN FRONT OF THE T.V.'S I WILL PUT A COUPLE OF DROPS OF LICKING YOUR FACE RIGHT OFF PERFUME ...FOR GOOD MEASURES ...


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Posted on Tue, Oct 31, 2006 15:43

paddy,yer soooo smart, i'll check into plan b right away. maneater....just a freakie social deviant on a sugar buzzzzz ttt.... if you've only dated a bob in a while,you may already be a none hon. HOLY CRAPSHOOT BADMAN, thought it was just a dry spell now i hear it may be a disease. paddy i've never been to hawaii!


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Posted on Mon, Oct 30, 2006 10:01

Dang, I find all of these lovely - crazy Texas women and I am from Texas stuck in Jahwja on a job. A good crazy bunch I see.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 30, 2006 06:39

Paddy, I am tired of a broken heart and worshipping from afar but I always seem to pick the wrong guys. Should I join a nunnery? What swing? What did I miss? Is Moses going on tour????


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