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Posted on Nov 23, 2006 at 05:59 PM

I get the Pervie Line again?????? Ok..tough job and all that but I am putting in for a transfer to the Adopt A Fat Guy line or the What Is The Real Way To A Man's Heart line...Or...My Weenie-Bop Is Too Big, Too Small line or..... Maybe I should stick with the pervie line. Ok Paddy, I will just hush and do as I am told. Of course that would be a first.

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Posted on Nov 23, 2006 at 04:43 PM

heretic...ya think so???????? moses ...turd????? dern i must have sent the cow patties to the wrong house sorry ...someone got roses for?...lol

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Posted on Nov 23, 2006 at 01:07 AM

story of my life if it was rainin' roses i would get hit by a turd

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Posted on Nov 22, 2006 at 11:36 PM

won't be the first time my hands have been slapped. I will even let you do it, but I WILL pluck those tail feathers

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Posted on Nov 21, 2006 at 05:20 AM

I BELIEVE MOSES THAT YOUR VERY OWN SHERIFF GAVE YOU THAT SHOT....HERETIC I CAN DO ALL THINGS,AND NOT LET YOU ANYWHERE AROUND TAIL FEATHERS..INDEED..SMACK ACROSS YOUR HANDS..BAD LITTLE BOY.....

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Posted on Nov 21, 2006 at 12:13 AM

I have to admit that is a very ambitious list, and I give you credit if you really can acomplish all that. That would make you qutie busy. Too busy in fact to notice when I pluck a couple dove tail feathers, and make my escape

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Posted on Nov 20, 2006 at 11:52 PM

now that i think about it, don't know who gave the shot. i was turned around to the wall and told to hold on to the table while needle was stuck in my arse.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2006 at 03:42 PM

OK HERETIC...SWEETIE..YOU BIG MAN YOU...LET ME PUT YOU IN CHECK OK? FIRST OF ALL I AM THE PRINCESS..... WHAT PADDY WANTS PADDY GETS...PADDY CAN CHECK OUT THE APPLICANTS FOR THE ADOPT A FAT MAN,KISS ALL THE DEPUTIES,RUN THE WATER HOSE ON THE WET BOXERS CONTEST,WATCH OVER MY COURT,TAKE PICS OF ALL DEPUTIES ARSES,,FOR OUR CALENDAR,TAKE A BUBBLE BATH,DO MY HAIR ,AND NAILS,BRING HOME THE BACON COOK IT UP IN A PAN...NEVER NEVER EVER LET HIM FORGET HE'S MY MAN...CAUSE I AM A WOMAN...YES ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS...SMACK

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Posted on Nov 20, 2006 at 01:18 AM

I aint scared. You will be busy with the adopt a fat man foundation applicants,and your lawyer will be busy doing doing all the paperwork for all these adoptions. pit bulls become pretty docile when rubbed behind the ears. All I have to do is arange for your backup to be detained. This mey be easier than I thought

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Posted on Nov 19, 2006 at 05:04 AM

WELL IF IT DIDN'T FEEL GOOD....I MUST NOT HAVE GIVEN YOU THE SHOT...THE BEAST FROM THE EAST WAS ON CALL THAT NITE I BELIEVE....YOUR LEGS ARE SORE,CAUSE YOU HAD TO BE RESTRAINED...JUST FOR ONE,LITTLE BITTY SHOT.....SORE LIPS??????????? SHE MUST HAVE LAID ONE ON YOU ,WHILE YOU WERE OUT..

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Posted on Nov 18, 2006 at 11:50 PM

boy howdy, 'bout time some guys show up. thought i was the only one with a problem. btw paddy the cure didn't work. just made me black out and walk funny for a couple of days. legs sore,lips hurt didn't feel good at all. are these side effects?

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Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 08:15 PM

girls i wonder if the phone lines are being manned???????????? the phone is ringing off the hook...RED would you pick up line 2? T pervie on line 4.now then as I was saying....wait a minute ,i gotta go the ADOPT A FAT GUY LINE is ringing....HOW BOUT YA THERE BIG BOY////////////

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Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 04:30 AM

james...don't even think about it ...if that !!!!!!!! won't get you outta the wet boxer contest ...we have a vienna sausage division,for any one suffering, from the warm water syndrome.lol gootcha there big boy!!!!!!!!!! scared yet????????? i'm in charge of the ADOPT A FAT BOY FOUNDATION.....ALL APPLICANTS MUST SWEET TALK ME I MEAN GO THRU ME...HERETIC...YOU MY SUGAR PLUM ARE NOT AWARE WHO YOU BE THREATENING...I AM AFTER ALL A DOVE...T IS MY BACK UP MANEATER MY LAWYER...SASSY IS IN MY COURT...RED IS THE PIT BULL WHO WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT WITH HER SMILES...ALL YOU HAVE ,IS A SHERIFF,WHO LET'S HIS DEPUTIES,GET CAUGHT,WHILE HE IS BUSY MAKING PLANS TO PLAY WITH BALLS...WHAT YA THINK OF THAT???????

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Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 11:42 PM

See there you go trying to sweet talk me again. Next think I know you will be trying to house break me too

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Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 08:03 PM

..so..now youre a shrink?? what you be shrinking????...;p

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Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:42 PM

hossy8, where do i sign up for this adoption for fat guys ? count me in. custer

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Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 01:33 PM

"when you respond to an unreasonable person by getting emotional, you give them victory. how do you manage unreasonable people? you dismiss them...like shadows" -david viscott.

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Posted on Nov 12, 2006 at 06:56 PM

wha...wha..what was in that shot? i don't feel so good....need to lay down...think i've been tricked

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Posted on Nov 10, 2006 at 08:04 PM

MOSES I HAVE A CURE..THERE IS A SHOT INVOLVED..BE BRAVE DEPUTY ....IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE OR TWO.....SUZ QUIT YOUR SHAKING HAND ME THE NEEDLE...NO NOT THAT ONE THE BIGGER ONE..NO THE GREAT BIG ONE.......YEA THAT'S IT ...HOLD STILL HONEY ....I'M ALMOST THRU ...DERN YA MOVED...SUZ GET THE NURSES...THE DOVE LOVIN MEDICINE IS WORKING...SOON HE WILL TURN AGAINST HIS FELLOW ROOSTERS AND WILL BE HELD FOR RANDSOME.....WHAT WILL THE SHERRIFF DO NOW....RED MAKE SURE YOU SWEET TALK HERETIC ,,,USE ALL YOUR CHARMS HUN IF YA HAVE TO...ALL IN THE NAME OF DOVEHOOD...LOL

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Posted on Nov 09, 2006 at 10:53 PM

dear paddy, i'm suffing pretty bad so if the cure is not too painful or require a shot well....

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