AS SOME OF YOU KNOW ,I HAVE BEEN QUITE ILL,DOCS CAN;T SEEM TO FIGURE THINGS OUT...SOME OF YOU MAY THINK THAT I AM ALWAYS SILLY ,I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS SIDE ALTHO MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET TO SEE THAT,I AM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS...I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING ,FOR MY NERVES, ARE CALMER OVER THE WHOLE SITUATION...I HAVE GROWN VERY FOND OF SOME OF YOU ,AND AM SO RICHLY BLESSED BY YOU JUST BEING YOUR SELVES....I WANT TO OPEN UP A PRAYER BLOG...IF YOU NEED PRAYER,NEED HUGS,NEED A FRIEND,OR HAVE PRAYERS THAT HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL OF US ...I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT GOD HEARS AND ANSWERS PRAYERS,MAYBE NOT HOW WE THINK BUT I FEEL THAT MY LIFE IS BETTER ,BECAUSE OF YOU THAT ARE PRAYING FOR ME....SO PLEASE FEEL FREE...WE CAN ALL LOVE,AND PRAY ONE FOR ANOTHER....ALWAYS YOURS PATTY
AS SOME OF YOU KNOW ,I HAVE BEEN QUITE ILL,DOCS CAN;T SEEM TO FIGURE THINGS OUT...SOME OF YOU MAY THINK THAT I AM ALWAYS SILLY ,I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS SIDE ALTHO MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET TO SEE THAT,I AM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS...I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING ,FOR MY NERVES, ARE CALMER OVER THE WHOLE SITUATION...I HAVE GROWN VERY FOND OF SOME OF YOU ,AND AM SO RICHLY BLESSED BY YOU JUST BEING YOUR SELVES....I WANT TO OPEN UP A PRAYER BLOG...IF YOU NEED PRAYER,NEED HUGS,NEED A FRIEND,OR HAVE PRAYERS THAT HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL OF US ...I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT GOD HEARS AND ANSWERS PRAYERS,MAYBE NOT HOW WE THINK BUT I FEEL THAT MY LIFE IS BETTER ,BECAUSE OF YOU THAT ARE PRAYING FOR ME....SO PLEASE FEEL FREE...WE CAN ALL LOVE,AND PRAY ONE FOR ANOTHER....ALWAYS YOURS PATTY
A minister was completing a "Temperance sermon". With great emphasis he said, 'If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to !! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river
A minister was completing a "Temperance sermon".
With great emphasis he said,
'If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and
announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing
song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the
River.'
Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river
lol I have 3 cats and I have to take them to the vet...this is so funny. I don't know what is wrong with you but my prayers are with you. I went through 2 years and counting of constant surgeries and etc.. I wouldn't wish this on anyone
lol I have 3 cats and I have to take them to the vet...this is so funny.
I don't know what is wrong with you but my prayers are with you. I went through 2 years and counting of constant surgeries and etc.. I wouldn't wish this on anyone
Thats too funny Paddy .. Sorry I didnt reply sooner I figured you and Mose need to be alone..I hope you are feeling better .. Im sending TLC wholeheartedly...
Thats too funny Paddy ..
Sorry I didnt reply sooner I figured you and Mose need to be alone..I hope you are feeling better ..
Im sending TLC wholeheartedly...
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car...
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night
light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front
door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my
wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out
soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in
a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
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