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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 13:35

SAND & STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOUYOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN THE STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM


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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 00:31

was afeared that might be a problem. what if i included a head rub?


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Posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2007 15:04

sweetie ,don;t know about that one.


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Posted on Mon, Mar 26, 2007 02:31

don't think i'd ever call you a horse. would sweet nothings and a butt rub get you to follow me to Ky?


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 16:51

i am a sweet hearted woman just like a horse...whisper sweet nothings in my ear and pat my but and i;ll follow ya anywhere


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Posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 03:21

rather not use a jackhammer if sweet talk and blues will work well be on the look out.


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Posted on Wed, Mar 21, 2007 14:15

sweet talk ,blues, has such powers as those of a jackhammerlol


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Posted on Tue, Mar 20, 2007 23:19

maybe i can take lessons from a mason and learn how to get through that stone heart.


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Posted on Tue, Mar 20, 2007 13:10

that music in waiting sounds great can;t wait will give me something to do while the hare grows hair back lol


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Posted on Sun, Mar 18, 2007 21:48

no darlin' not messin' with you. but turnin' red?? heart of stone?? maybe, maybe not, it does get hard to let someone in.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 18, 2007 10:48

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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Posted on Sat, Mar 17, 2007 19:03

MOSES R U MESSING WITH ME AGAIN????????


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Posted on Tue, Mar 13, 2007 13:22

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?" The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime." The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up." The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels." The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor." The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"


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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 18:18

AW SHUCKS THERE SWEETIE NOW I BE TURNING RED LOL


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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 22:54

no courses,tend to speak my mind but that gets me in trouble more often than not. thinkin' i'd still like to see that pic.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 16:17

can a heart turn to stone????????


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Posted on Fri, Mar 02, 2007 13:38

what thought do you have now???????????


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Posted on Wed, Feb 28, 2007 13:20

WHY SUGGA DID YOU TAKE A COURSE IN SWEET TALKING 101?????????


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Posted on Mon, Feb 26, 2007 00:27

not somethin' i ever give much thought. my guess is nothin' needs to be done, just fine as is.


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Posted on Sun, Feb 25, 2007 13:53

what do i do with the wrinkles? how we going to not let show???????????


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