Quoting moses58:

what am i gonna do with you?

somehow don't think God is going to shove your nose in an armpit. freewill, choice and all that.

if only i had the time and money, i'd come out and let you sniff my pits but then again my crack might smell better.

what am i gonna do with you?

somehow don't think God is going to shove your nose in an armpit. freewill, choice and all that.

if only i had the time and money, i'd come out and let you sniff my pits but then again my crack might smell better.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

love ya man

love ya man

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

you are MO

you are MO

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

I DON;T LET ANYONE TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAME ,FIGURED GOD WILL HAVE TO SHOVE HIM AT ME ,PUT MY NOSE UNDERNEATH HIS ARMPIT OR SOMETHING

I DON;T LET ANYONE TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAME ,FIGURED GOD WILL HAVE TO SHOVE HIM AT ME ,PUT MY NOSE UNDERNEATH HIS ARMPIT OR SOMETHING

Quoting moses58:

well, that's sweet, no you are.


hard to understand why some guy hasn't put a ring on your finger.

well, that's sweet, no you are.


hard to understand why some guy hasn't put a ring on your finger.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

MO I REALLY DO BLUSH AND AND I AM NOT REAL WORLDLY SURE I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK JUST NOT AROUND N AROUND N AROUND WOOOSH I AM DIZZY

MO I REALLY DO BLUSH AND AND I AM NOT REAL WORLDLY SURE I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK JUST NOT AROUND N AROUND N AROUND WOOOSH I AM DIZZY

Quoting moses58:

that's so ....... well can't imagine making you blush Paddy.

that's so ....... well can't imagine making you blush Paddy.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

ok MO my face is nice and red now lol

ok MO my face is nice and red now lol

Quoting moses58:

oh hell, never live up to that kind of expectation.

thought a pint was going too far.

then again it has been awhile.

oh hell, never live up to that kind of expectation.

thought a pint was going too far.

then again it has been awhile.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

SAMPLE???????? WHAT SIZE CUP HALF GALLON OR 5 GALLON DRUM LOL

SAMPLE???????? WHAT SIZE CUP HALF GALLON OR 5 GALLON DRUM LOL

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

too cute


A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this
family for 200 years? No wonder
everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

too cute


A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this
family for 200 years? No wonder
everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Quoting moses58:

that's fine for the old fart but what about me?

well ok don't need a sample,just thought it would be nice to have a woman with....extra time help.

that's fine for the old fart but what about me?

well ok don't need a sample,just thought it would be nice to have a woman with....extra time help.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

MO i thought you were helping that ol fart get his lid off didn;t say load lol he can hang himself lol young wife of his wants to insure that the ol buzzard pays child support for a while lol

MO i thought you were helping that ol fart get his lid off didn;t say load lol he can hang himself lol young wife of his wants to insure that the ol buzzard pays child support for a while lol

Quoting moses58:

let him deal with his own cup.

tryin' to find a willin' woman help with my sample.

let him deal with his own cup.

tryin' to find a willin' woman help with my sample.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU MO ...NOW GIVE THE SPERM JAR BACK TO THE OLD MAN ...NO NO DON;T WRESTLE HIM WITH IT ,OH GOODNESS DOWN THE WATER DRAIN ...NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ? DON;T DRINK THE WATER

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU MO ...NOW GIVE THE SPERM JAR BACK TO THE OLD MAN ...NO NO DON;T WRESTLE HIM WITH IT ,OH GOODNESS DOWN THE WATER DRAIN ...NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ? DON;T DRINK THE WATER

Quoting moses58:

who told?? kiddin'

got the lid off the cup.

who told?? kiddin'

got the lid off the cup.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

you neither MO ,,,was just thinking about something is it wrong to be a pen pal with a person in the prison system?

you neither MO ,,,was just thinking about something is it wrong to be a pen pal with a person in the prison system?

Quoting moses58:

don't think you'll be soon forgotten Paddy.

don't think you'll be soon forgotten Paddy.

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

hey halfinch you stil awol??????? still messing around with those redheads? i am crushed lol

hey halfinch you stil awol??????? still messing around with those redheads? i am crushed lol