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Posted on Thu, May 10, 2007 23:14

what am i gonna do with you? somehow don't think God is going to shove your nose in an armpit. freewill, choice and all that. if only i had the time and money, i'd come out and let you sniff my pits but then again my crack might smell better.


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Posted on Fri, May 04, 2007 13:04

love ya man

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Posted on Fri, Apr 27, 2007 18:25

you are MO


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Posted on Thu, Apr 26, 2007 12:51

I DON;T LET ANYONE TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAME ,FIGURED GOD WILL HAVE TO SHOVE HIM AT ME ,PUT MY NOSE UNDERNEATH HIS ARMPIT OR SOMETHING

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Posted on Tue, Apr 24, 2007 22:52

well, that's sweet, no you are. hard to understand why some guy hasn't put a ring on your finger.


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Posted on Mon, Apr 23, 2007 12:19

MO I REALLY DO BLUSH AND AND I AM NOT REAL WORLDLY SURE I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK JUST NOT AROUND N AROUND N AROUND WOOOSH I AM DIZZY

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Posted on Mon, Apr 23, 2007 00:15

that's so ....... well can't imagine making you blush Paddy.


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Posted on Sun, Apr 22, 2007 10:49

ok MO my face is nice and red now lol

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Posted on Mon, Apr 16, 2007 01:15

oh hell, never live up to that kind of expectation. thought a pint was going too far. then again it has been awhile.


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Posted on Sun, Apr 15, 2007 18:31

SAMPLE???????? WHAT SIZE CUP HALF GALLON OR 5 GALLON DRUM LOL

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Posted on Thu, Apr 12, 2007 18:12

too cute A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

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Posted on Thu, Apr 12, 2007 01:55

that's fine for the old fart but what about me? well ok don't need a sample,just thought it would be nice to have a woman with....extra time help.


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Posted on Tue, Apr 10, 2007 13:15

MO i thought you were helping that ol fart get his lid off didn;t say load lol he can hang himself lol young wife of his wants to insure that the ol buzzard pays child support for a while lol


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Posted on Mon, Apr 09, 2007 23:59

let him deal with his own cup. tryin' to find a willin' woman help with my sample.


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Posted on Mon, Apr 09, 2007 17:12

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU MO ...NOW GIVE THE SPERM JAR BACK TO THE OLD MAN ...NO NO DON;T WRESTLE HIM WITH IT ,OH GOODNESS DOWN THE WATER DRAIN ...NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ? DON;T DRINK THE WATER

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Posted on Sun, Apr 08, 2007 01:17

who told?? kiddin' got the lid off the cup.


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Posted on Sat, Apr 07, 2007 14:03

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 13:27

you neither MO ,,,was just thinking about something is it wrong to be a pen pal with a person in the prison system?

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Posted on Wed, Apr 04, 2007 01:18

don't think you'll be soon forgotten Paddy.


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Posted on Sun, Apr 01, 2007 15:55

hey halfinch you stil awol??????? still messing around with those redheads? i am crushed lol


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