**Name 8 things about yourself that very few people,if any,know about** I'll start: 1.I sleep with a security balnket,and I take it with me if I go away,'cause I can't sleep without it. 2.I am never without my mint flavored chap stick. I panic if I get low on excederins or cigarettes. 4. My gas tank is always full,I never let it get below 1/2 a tank. 5. When I was in my mid 20's I bartended and danced in a Go Go Bar. 6.My best friend and I planned for months to rob a bank,but we never went thru with it. 7.Just for kicks,I out ran a cop in my 1993 Dodge Stealth, and drove thru a road block,then got snagged one block from my house, and arrested. 8.I almost died at age 19,and,yes,there is a light,but I didn't go into it.
**Name 8 things about yourself that very few people,if any,know about** I'll start: 1.I sleep with a security balnket,and I take it with me if I go away,'cause I can't sleep without it. 2.I am never without my mint flavored chap stick. I panic if I get low on excederins or cigarettes. 4. My gas tank is always full,I never let it get below 1/2 a tank. 5. When I was in my mid 20's I bartended and danced in a Go Go Bar. 6.My best friend and I planned for months to rob a bank,but we never went thru with it. 7.Just for kicks,I out ran a cop in my 1993 Dodge Stealth, and drove thru a road block,then got snagged one block from my house, and arrested. 8.I almost died at age 19,and,yes,there is a light,but I didn't go into it.
Re: I don't recall forcing you to sign on the dotted line. So go to Legal aide Cheapo. Yeah Teebis was the 6th Marx Brother. No wonder the contract was filled with "the head dude" and the chick with the boobs" Have your people call my people. Maybe mine will talk to yours again. Depends on their mood. Dude. Kiss,kiss. T
teebis write: OMG.....what the hell is a "sex partner"?? Does that mean that I must attend to your needs as well?? I never signed up for that! And I never agreed to buy you a bike......just thought you'd make a good passenger with those great tah ta's....riding over 20 miles of bad road while you held on tight. And as for that contract....well.....let's just say that is the last time I use a grade 7 student instead of a real lawyer to draw it up...the reprobate! I think it's time to renegotiate this whole thing. Don't like this whole equality crap thingy!!!
Re: I don't recall forcing you to sign on the dotted line. So go to Legal aide Cheapo. Yeah Teebis was the 6th Marx Brother. No wonder the contract was filled with "the head dude" and the chick with the boobs" Have your people call my people. Maybe mine will talk to yours again. Depends on their mood. Dude. Kiss,kiss. T
teebis write: OMG.....what the hell is a "sex partner"?? Does that mean that I must attend to your needs as well?? I never signed up for that! And I never agreed to buy you a bike......just thought you'd make a good passenger with those great tah ta's....riding over 20 miles of bad road while you held on tight. And as for that contract....well.....let's just say that is the last time I use a grade 7 student instead of a real lawyer to draw it up...the reprobate! I think it's time to renegotiate this whole thing. Don't like this whole equality crap thingy!!!
Ok here goes, but this is a big risk. 1. I sleep in the nude. 2. I talk to my cats. 3. I'm afraid of the dark. 4. I'm afraid of dying alone. 5. I have a suicide plan in place that I revisit often(haven't gone there yet but been very close a couple of times). 6. Low self-esteem/confidence. 7. Lonely and 8. I have lots of acquaintences and few close friends so I don't get hurt when they leave. 9. I've never been as strong as most think I am. Just that "arrogant/independent" thing working.
Ok here goes, but this is a big risk.
1. I sleep in the nude. 2. I talk to my cats. 3. I'm afraid of the dark. 4. I'm afraid of dying alone. 5. I have a suicide plan in place that I revisit often(haven't gone there yet but been very close a couple of times). 6. Low self-esteem/confidence. 7. Lonely and 8. I have lots of acquaintences and few close friends so I don't get hurt when they leave. 9. I've never been as strong as most think I am. Just that "arrogant/independent" thing working.
OMG.....what the hell is a "sex partner"?? Does that mean that I must attend to your needs as well?? I never signed up for that! And I never agreed to buy you a bike......just thought you'd make a good passenger with those great tah ta's....riding over 20 miles of bad road while you held on tight. And as for that contract....well.....let's just say that is the last time I use a grade 7 student instead of a real lawyer to draw it up...the reprobate! I think it's time to renegotiate this whole thing. Don't like this whole equality crap thingy!!!
OMG.....what the hell is a "sex partner"?? Does that mean that I must attend to your needs as well?? I never signed up for that!
And I never agreed to buy you a bike......just thought you'd make a good passenger with those great tah ta's....riding over 20 miles of bad road while you held on tight. And as for that contract....well.....let's just say that is the last time I use a grade 7 student instead of a real lawyer to draw it up...the reprobate! I think it's time to renegotiate this whole thing. Don't like this whole equality crap thingy!!!
OOOOOOOOOThat was YOU that blew right by me at the Ala/Fla State line. HAHA I was telling Manny tonite while driving home I just passed a couple new faces on bikes. Now it all fits together.
OOOOOOOOOThat was YOU that blew right by me at the Ala/Fla State line. HAHA I was telling Manny tonite while driving home I just passed a couple new faces on bikes. Now it all fits together.
Re: Yes I noticed it Mr.T.Bis and promptly ignored it as I never signed THAT contract. I signed the contract where I become your sex PARTNER, you hire the housekeeper/cook, and purchase a motorcycle for me in sound mechancical working order.
Part III, subsection iv. states only addendums to the contract stated here in may be made by the female co-signer. You must have missed that part. I don't mind fetching you beer darling, I will throw that in as a freebie, but don't push it. I have Belli's firm under contract.
teebis write: I sincerely hope you have thoroughly read your contract! Check article # 5a...subsections: iii and iv. It clearly states that imppure thoughts for a man other than the holder of this contract is strictly forbidden and shall not be tolerated under any circumstances. BTW......wondering if ya noticed that "beerfetcher" add on that I snuck in there. It falls into the article that reads: ..."and any other duty as requested..."
Re: Yes I noticed it Mr.T.Bis and promptly ignored it as I never signed THAT contract. I signed the contract where I become your sex PARTNER, you hire the housekeeper/cook, and purchase a motorcycle for me in sound mechancical working order.
Part III, subsection iv. states only addendums to the contract stated here in may be made by the female co-signer. You must have missed that part. I don't mind fetching you beer darling, I will throw that in as a freebie, but don't push it. I have Belli's firm under contract.
teebis write: I sincerely hope you have thoroughly read your contract! Check article # 5a...subsections: iii and iv. It clearly states that imppure thoughts for a man other than the holder of this contract is strictly forbidden and shall not be tolerated under any circumstances. BTW......wondering if ya noticed that "beerfetcher" add on that I snuck in there. It falls into the article that reads: ..."and any other duty as requested..."
I sincerely hope you have thoroughly read your contract! Check article # 5a...subsections: iii and iv. It clearly states that imppure thoughts for a man other than the holder of this contract is strictly forbidden and shall not be tolerated under any circumstances. BTW......wondering if ya noticed that "beerfetcher" add on that I snuck in there. It falls into the article that reads: ..."and any other duty as requested..."
I sincerely hope you have thoroughly read your contract!
Check article # 5a...subsections: iii and iv. It clearly states that imppure thoughts for a man other than the holder of this contract is strictly forbidden and shall not be tolerated under any circumstances.
BTW......wondering if ya noticed that "beerfetcher" add on that I snuck in there. It falls into the article that reads: ..."and any other duty as requested..."
Hell Treasure..you already agreed to be my maid/housecleaner/beerfetcher/sexslave......can't have you thinkin bout someone else while you are carrying out your duties in this new career.
Hell Treasure..you already agreed to be my maid/housecleaner/beerfetcher/sexslave......can't have you thinkin bout someone else while you are carrying out your duties in this new career.
Re: TTT, I insist on knowing right bloody well NOW!
Fergie
Treasure_TTT write: ok, thought of another one...
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
Re: TTT, I insist on knowing right bloody well NOW!
Fergie
Treasure_TTT write: ok, thought of another one...
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
Wait, not one smart alecky comment about me backing up through an empty parking lot chatting away till I finally hit something???????????
You just want to know who I have a crush on????
If I told you I would have to die of rejection and shame. I cannot do that. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Mr.RKing, I need another raise so I can go to counseling to get over my unrequited love and broken heart. It costs a lot of money being me.
Wait, not one smart alecky comment about me backing up through an empty parking lot chatting away till I finally hit something???????????
You just want to know who I have a crush on????
If I told you I would have to die of rejection and shame. I cannot do that. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Mr.RKing, I need another raise so I can go to counseling to get over my unrequited love and broken heart. It costs a lot of money being me.
Re: But you never call or write, well almost never.
Treasure_TTT write: ok, thought of another one...
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
Re: But you never call or write, well almost never.
Treasure_TTT write: ok, thought of another one...
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
ok, thought of another one...
have a huge crush on someone here. But..alas......
backed my van up through a completely empty parking lot, longer than a football field while talking to my boyfriend and managed to hit the only car in the place at the opposite end. Probably 200 yards away.
Re:What style of dance might that be? he asked innocently after reading the Texas pole dance blog.
LMAO
SouthernCharmz write: 1. Studied dance for most my life. 2. Was pistol whipped by my husbands g/f 3. Have re-ocurring dreams on being on a bridge when it collapes and falling down an elevator shaft. 4. Have a compulsive disorder to always put lotion on. 5. Will never ever wear shorts outside unless my legs are freshly shaved. lol 6. Have more male friends than female. 7. Have to buy a new car every 2 years. Get bored with cars. 8. Had a one night stand. Slept with my husbands best friend after the pistol whipping. Did it make me feel better? Hell YES! LMAOOO
Re:What style of dance might that be? he asked innocently after reading the Texas pole dance blog.
LMAO
SouthernCharmz write: 1. Studied dance for most my life. 2. Was pistol whipped by my husbands g/f 3. Have re-ocurring dreams on being on a bridge when it collapes and falling down an elevator shaft. 4. Have a compulsive disorder to always put lotion on. 5. Will never ever wear shorts outside unless my legs are freshly shaved. lol 6. Have more male friends than female. 7. Have to buy a new car every 2 years. Get bored with cars. 8. Had a one night stand. Slept with my husbands best friend after the pistol whipping. Did it make me feel better? Hell YES! LMAOOO
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