A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other
people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and
gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would
you be willing to reach into the closet
more...A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other
people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and
gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great
idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fcking
blanket."
After a moment of silence he farted.
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