Re: Oh no. That sucks. Sad to hear that happened to you. The 70's were a rough time for me,too. And,cops haven't changed much since then either.
zeke436 write: i was breaking up a fight (thats my story and i'm sticking to it) in a titty bar in atlantic city when i accidentally opened a door into a cop - with blood streaming down his face he pulled out his club and beat me to the ground - i got even by bleeding all over his car and their jail cell, what a mess - the 70's were rough on me -- havent been in jail since i quit drinking - coincidence ya think?
Re: Oh no. That sucks. Sad to hear that happened to you. The 70's were a rough time for me,too. And,cops haven't changed much since then either.
zeke436 write: i was breaking up a fight (thats my story and i'm sticking to it) in a titty bar in atlantic city when i accidentally opened a door into a cop - with blood streaming down his face he pulled out his club and beat me to the ground - i got even by bleeding all over his car and their jail cell, what a mess - the 70's were rough on me -- havent been in jail since i quit drinking - coincidence ya think?
Re: Great stories Zeke. Hope you've changed your ways if we go to the Riviera! LOL
zeke436 write: it was at my brothers wedding - when he was up front after he said his vows he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and read it then put it away. later at the back of the church a few of us were standing around bullshittin and i ask my brother what that paper said. he showed it to us - a cartoon of a guy at his own wedding talking to his buddie and the caption was " i guess i got carried away, all i wanted to do was get laid." we laughed so fuckin hard the priest came back and " you cant act like this !! you are in the house of GOD - get out now!" ... i dont know about you but my God has a sense of humor ... yea my brother got dovorced a couple years later
Re: Great stories Zeke. Hope you've changed your ways if we go to the Riviera! LOL
zeke436 write: it was at my brothers wedding - when he was up front after he said his vows he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and read it then put it away. later at the back of the church a few of us were standing around bullshittin and i ask my brother what that paper said. he showed it to us - a cartoon of a guy at his own wedding talking to his buddie and the caption was " i guess i got carried away, all i wanted to do was get laid." we laughed so fuckin hard the priest came back and " you cant act like this !! you are in the house of GOD - get out now!" ... i dont know about you but my God has a sense of humor ... yea my brother got dovorced a couple years later
Re: Zeke you are such a bad boy ...LMAO I love the pic what a great trip!
zeke436 write: it was at my brothers wedding - when he was up front after he said his vows he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and read it then put it away. later at the back of the church a few of us were standing around bullshittin and i ask my brother what that paper said. he showed it to us - a cartoon of a guy at his own wedding talking to his buddie and the caption was " i guess i got carried away, all i wanted to do was get laid." we laughed so fuckin hard the priest came back and " you cant act like this !! you are in the house of GOD - get out now!" ... i dont know about you but my God has a sense of humor ... yea my brother got dovorced a couple years later
Re: Zeke you are such a bad boy ...LMAO I love the pic what a great trip!
zeke436 write: it was at my brothers wedding - when he was up front after he said his vows he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and read it then put it away. later at the back of the church a few of us were standing around bullshittin and i ask my brother what that paper said. he showed it to us - a cartoon of a guy at his own wedding talking to his buddie and the caption was " i guess i got carried away, all i wanted to do was get laid." we laughed so fuckin hard the priest came back and " you cant act like this !! you are in the house of GOD - get out now!" ... i dont know about you but my God has a sense of humor ... yea my brother got dovorced a couple years later
I was having a lovely day out in the country on a beautiful day. As the close of evening came I passed an old style church. It said it had evensong at 6.30. So would be nice just to sit in and listen to the choir. So went in.
I don't know what it is about me but the vicar came up and asked if I was in the right place. i said i had popped in to listen to the evensong. He looked at me and said "Well you must understand this is a traditional church. You might not like it. We don't cater for people who read the SUN newspaper (workingclass paper) So I looked right in his eye and said "Oh. You mean like Carpenters and Fishermen." Face looked liked it had been slapped with a wet fish. Stuck up snob.
Junie
I was having a lovely day out in the country on a beautiful day. As the close of evening came I passed an old style church. It said it had evensong at 6.30. So would be nice just to sit in and listen to the choir. So went in.
I don't know what it is about me but the vicar came up and asked if I was in the right place. i said i had popped in to listen to the evensong. He looked at me and said "Well you must understand this is a traditional church. You might not like it. We don't cater for people who read the SUN newspaper (workingclass paper) So I looked right in his eye and said "Oh. You mean like Carpenters and Fishermen." Face looked liked it had been slapped with a wet fish. Stuck up snob.
Had one party at a house and I threw a guy out. I had been laying down on the couch and I heard a slap and a gal yelled don't hit me. They said I came up off the couch, hit the guy back into the frig, bent the door in, and proceeded to throw him out the front door without opening it. They said I kept yelling at him you never hit a woman over and over again. I didn't really remember a lot of it at the time due to a little bit to drink, but when I left a couple hours later the guy was sitting in the front yard by a tree. It was his house.
Had one party at a house and I threw a guy out. I had been laying down on the couch and I heard a slap and a gal yelled don't hit me. They said I came up off the couch, hit the guy back into the frig, bent the door in, and proceeded to throw him out the front door without opening it. They said I kept yelling at him you never hit a woman over and over again. I didn't really remember a lot of it at the time due to a little bit to drink, but when I left a couple hours later the guy was sitting in the front yard by a tree. It was his house.
they cant throw you out if they dont let you in - on my recent alaska trip i stopped for the nite in canmore alberta near banff np. i rode up to the welcome center and as i got off my bike and walked up the sidewalk the woman inside looked right at me and turned the 'open' sign to 'closed'. i prefer to think it was their scheduled closing time and not my appearance. beautiful town but not biker or smoker friendly
they cant throw you out if they dont let you in - on my recent alaska trip i stopped for the nite in canmore alberta near banff np. i rode up to the welcome center and as i got off my bike and walked up the sidewalk the woman inside looked right at me and turned the 'open' sign to 'closed'. i prefer to think it was their scheduled closing time and not my appearance. beautiful town but not biker or smoker friendly
Zeke your stories are better than mine. I used to have a saying, -I've been thrown out of worse places than this.-
Couple of years ago a friend and I stopped at a small crossroads with one crummy cruddy convenience store type Oklahoma town - filled up the tank and bought a couple of beers, sat down at one of the tables inside the store.
Somebody more In Charge than the person who took my money came in, walked over to us and told us to get out. -You can't drink beer in here,- he said.
So I opened my mouth - thought for a moment and said, -This is the first time in over 30 years I've not been able to say, I've been thrown out of worst places than this.-
Epilogue. My friend went into the head, I carried the beers outside in 100 + degree no shade. I finished mine and had started on hers when the In Charge guy came out and said, -Yer Lady wants you to join her in the toilet.-
Turns out she'd lost a contact lense on the dirtiest floor I ever saw in my life. Much dirtier than an Amarillo Feed Lot. I told her she'd never get it clean enough to put back in her eyeball anyway.
We had to go about 5 miles down the road before we both started laughing.
Zeke your stories are better than mine. I used to have a saying, -I've been thrown out of worse places than this.-
Couple of years ago a friend and I stopped at a small crossroads with one crummy cruddy convenience store type Oklahoma town - filled up the tank and bought a couple of beers, sat down at one of the tables inside the store.
Somebody more In Charge than the person who took my money came in, walked over to us and told us to get out. -You can't drink beer in here,- he said.
So I opened my mouth - thought for a moment and said, -This is the first time in over 30 years I've not been able to say, I've been thrown out of worst places than this.-
Epilogue. My friend went into the head, I carried the beers outside in 100 + degree no shade. I finished mine and had started on hers when the In Charge guy came out and said, -Yer Lady wants you to join her in the toilet.-
Turns out she'd lost a contact lense on the dirtiest floor I ever saw in my life. Much dirtier than an Amarillo Feed Lot. I told her she'd never get it clean enough to put back in her eyeball anyway.
We had to go about 5 miles down the road before we both started laughing.
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