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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:27

I was bouncing in a fricken dance club and got into a brawl outside one night. When the cops tried to break it up I caught one with an elbow to his nose. I have never been given a free shot at a cop before or since. I also went back to working rock and roll bars


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:24

i was breaking up a fight (thats my story and i'm sticking to it) in a titty bar in atlantic city when i accidentally opened a door into a cop - with blood streaming down his face he pulled out his club and beat me to the ground - i got even by bleeding all over his car and their jail cell, what a mess - the 70's were rough on me -- havent been in jail since i quit drinking - coincidence ya think?


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:15

was getting thrown out of a bar in sault ste marie mich for punching somebody - my old lady said if i talked to the manager maybe they wouldnt press charges .. thats when we found out the guy i punched was the manager ... i dont miss being young and dumb at all


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:15

Of course he did. Everyone knows you don't get married to get laid...That's when the sex stops. That should get the ladies growling.


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:05

it was at my brothers wedding - when he was up front after he said his vows he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and read it then put it away. later at the back of the church a few of us were standing around bullshittin and i ask my brother what that paper said. he showed it to us - a cartoon of a guy at his own wedding talking to his buddie and the caption was " i guess i got carried away, all i wanted to do was get laid." we laughed so fuckin hard the priest came back and " you cant act like this !! you are in the house of GOD - get out now!" ... i dont know about you but my God has a sense of humor ... yea my brother got dovorced a couple years later


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 07:00

Re: Treasure_TTT wrote: Re: Dang, I thought they were a bit more tolerant in Orleans, lmao!! DynaThom wrote: Yes. Walked into a bar in New Orleans STONE SOBER (I swear) and slid onto a bar stool - and slid right off the other side and onto the floor. Instantly 86'd.

Geeze here we go with the AGE-THING again. Early days of the Jim Garrison reign of Terror . . . he cleaned up NOLA - made bars 86 dangerous non-drunk Sailors, pushed gambling to the back rooms where it belonged and put pasties on strippers on bourbon street. Oh yeah - and he solved the JFK assassination all at the same time. Right.


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 06:43

A steak house in Garden City, KS. One of the guys I was with ordered a well done steak. It was so red it mooed whenever he put his steak knife to it. They told all of us to leave. It was a loud MMMOOOO.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 21:16

NOT YET BUT IM JUST GETTING STARTED...LOL


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 21:06

Re:"Forgive me father i did...." fill in the blank lol zeke436 write: actually ... i got thrown out of church ...



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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 21:06

Believe it or not, ive metamorphisized into the shyed silent type out in the big world..I try and avoid confrontation, its like saving venom until its much needed.. Ive never been thrown anywhere, well except being pinned down on special occassions :)


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 16:47

Yes. Thrown out of a Gay club in Brighton. Nurses xmas do. As male nurses were gay it was decided to go on to a gay club. Things is I acted as Mum and gathered all the Xmas presents up including a synthetic Marilyn wig and a blow up shagasheep. I was in a OTT gown and my tits were stacked. When we got to the gay club they reckoned I was taking the PSS and physically carried me down stairs and back out of the club. Also been thrown out of church several times. First time aged six. the arguement went that they said I was a bad and evil and wicked child and God didn't love me and was sending me to Hell. As Mum said God loved me (and she was always right) I said that god loved me and their God was no cop. Got ejected. Go straight to Hell do not pass go do not pick up two hundred pounds. Have repeated the expereince several times as I have stuck up for people's rights and mental health and had quite a few wingdings with out fcked up brethren. Yes i am going to hell. Don't bother with a map I know the way. Junie


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 15:19

A few times but my favorite was getting thrown out of a strip joint for my female friend sitting on my lap. I guess the strippers didn't like the competion.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 14:33

Arrested never convicted


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 12:54

actually ... i got thrown out of church ...


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 12:11

Re: Dang, I thought they were a bit more tolerant in Orleans, lmao!! DynaThom write: Yes. Walked into a bar in New Orleans STONE SOBER (I swear) and slid onto a bar stool - and slid right off the other side and onto the floor. Instantly 86'd.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 11:56

nahhh, too innocent for that one!


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 11:45

carried out of the elbow room in ft lauderdale i had fallen of my stool atfter one to many mellonballs i ask the bartender if i could set on the floor until i could gather myself and get up but i had made some comment about what som girlie was or was't wearing under her skirt when she walked by soo the bouncer and the bartender carried me out to the sidewalk and said i could gather myself there lmao


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 11:40

once or twice


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 11:32

Re: DynaThom write: Yes. Walked into a bar in New Orleans STONE SOBER (I swear) and slid onto a bar stool - and slid right off the other side and onto the floor. Instantly 86'd.

I would have LMAO at you if I was in there..to funny : )


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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 11:26

Yes. Walked into a bar in New Orleans STONE SOBER (I swear) and slid onto a bar stool - and slid right off the other side and onto the floor. Instantly 86'd.


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