I'm at the deli counter at Shoprite squeezing the sub sandwiches testing for freshness when... I look down and see some baddd ass biker boots standing next to me. I looked up... and...gulp! gasp for air,heart be still,blood pressure off the charts, Oh no! This old babe starts thinkin' I'm gonna code right here in Shoprite! It's not too often someone gets dis chick's blood pressure up(in a good way)I did manage to regain some composure.not much,just some. He... Mr Triumph.. dressed in all his gea more...
I'm at the deli counter at Shoprite squeezing the sub sandwiches testing for freshness when... I look down and see some baddd ass biker boots standing next to me. I looked up... and...gulp! gasp for air,heart be still,blood pressure off the charts, Oh no! This old babe starts thinkin' I'm gonna code right here in Shoprite! It's not too often someone gets dis chick's blood pressure up(in a good way)I did manage to regain some composure.not much,just some. He... Mr Triumph.. dressed in all his gear... all black leather and the chaps with studs... and lookin' sooo fine in jeans. Tall..at least 6'4"... a blonde Captain Jack Sparrow without the facial hair and BIG brown eyes. ouch! OMG! I musta looked like a sight as I wiped the drool from the side of my mouth(hehe!)clamped my weak knees together,and held on fast to my sub(like it would keep me from falling to the floor!) and... I just... froze. No words would leave my mouth. Me! Speechless. Imagine that. Mr. Triumph spoke. Asked the deli person: "Do you have a salad bar?" His voice! At that, I dropped my little red basket to the floor. He saw my dilemma,and picked up my basket and handed it back to me and smiled. Then he walked away to the salad bar. I still couldn't move. I managed to un-stick my feet from the floor and went to check out my items. (I wanted to go to the salad bar, but,I already had all the excitement and embarrassment I could take for the evening) I ventured outside and... ddddammm! if his Triumph wasn't parked next to my Durango. So, what am I to do? I sit inside the Durango and do stupid stuff like clean out the glove box and wait for him to come out. yeah. Sounds silly,huh? Guess he musta shocked me heart and brain enough to revert me to schoolgirlism. hehe! Then... there he was again. He lit a smoke,leaned on the scoot,and just stared inside the Durango at me. Ha! What did I do? Finished cleaning out my glove box of course,pretending not to notice him. He butted out the smoke, loaded his little yellow bag of salad in the saddle bag,put on his helmet,did the vrooommm vroommmm,and,blew a kiss at me. I fainted. (No not really) I think I smiled. Then he took off. I was once again... frozen. Shit! All the I shoulda done this and I shoulda done thats raced thru my mind as he rode away. I think I need to work less and get out more. LOL! He headed up the road. I went home. Maybe I'll check out Shoprite around 6pm every now and then. Ya never know. Maybe I'll see him again. less...
Yep. You've just been hit by the "Salad bar" kid. Done that. watched a guy then as soon as he looks back instead of encouraging smile or saying something get struck dumb with facial paral...
Yep. You've just been hit by the "Salad bar" kid. Done that. watched a guy then as soon as he looks back instead of encouraging smile or saying something get struck dumb with facial paralysis and get to cleaning my glove compartment or fiddling with my watch strap - and I haven't even got a watch. Dum de dum de Dum Dum.
NB: To all guys When a girl is furiously cleaning ehr glove compartment she isn't so time fot you to go up and say something for damn sure I'm not going to. How to spot when a woman really fancies you. She stops talking (not hard to notice) and starts fiddling.
Yep,sounds like its definately worth checkin out again.No stalking tho okey.lol!I wonder how many of us have had the cleanest glovebox around!Theres times like these a whole bottle of rescue remedy would come in handy.You sound to be smokin for this dude.What a neat feeling to have someone have that effect.Just when you least expect it.Hmm,do I sense a fantasy comin on?.Hehe.
Yep. You've just been hit by the "Salad bar" kid. Done th more...
Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo
Yep,sounds like its definately worth checkin out again.No stalking tho okey.lol!I wonder how many of us have had the cleanest glovebox around!Theres times like these a whole bottle of rescue remedy would come in handy.You sound to be smokin for this dude.What a neat feeling to have someone have that effect.Just when you least expect it.Hmm,do I sense a fantasy comin on?.Hehe.
Yep. You've just been hit by the "Salad bar" kid. Done that. watched a guy then as soon as he looks back instead of encouraging smile or saying something get struck dumb with facial paralysis and get to cleaning my glove compartment or fiddling with my watch strap - and I haven't even got a watch. Dum de dum de Dum Dum.
NB: To all guys When a girl is furiously cleaning ehr glove compartment she isn't so time fot you to go up and say something for damn sure I'm not going to. How to spot when a woman really fancies you. She stops talking (not hard to notice) and starts fiddling.
Yep,sounds like its definately worth checkin out again.No stalking tho okey.lol!I wonder how many of us have had the cleanest glovebox around!Theres times like these a whole bottle of rescue remedy would come in handy.You sound to be smokin for this dude.What a neat feeling to have someone have that effect.Just when you least expect it.Hmm,do I sense a fantasy comin on?.Hehe.
LMAOO! I can imagine it now. Me sneaking around Shoprite every ev more...
Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo
Yep,sounds like its definately worth checkin out again.No stalking tho okey.lol!I wonder how many of us have had the cleanest glovebox around!Theres times like these a whole bottle of rescue remedy would come in handy.You sound to be smokin for this dude.What a neat feeling to have someone have that effect.Just when you least expect it.Hmm,do I sense a fantasy comin on?.Hehe.
LMAOO! I can imagine it now. Me sneaking around Shoprite every evening at 6pm. Hanging around the fruit and vegetable displays. Thumping melons and squeezing tomatoes. Wearing sun glasses. Dressed incognito. Oh yeah! Well, he was a real good jump start for me old heart and other places. hehe! Haven't had that feeling for quite awhile. Almost forgot about that feeling until last evening. ummmmm...A fantasy indeed. He looked like a fantasy. Someone that looks as awesome as he did definitely isn't the usual type of guy that frequents the local Shoprite. Lucky me to have been able to have had the experience of seeing him,and feeling his heat. yummy. less...
Yep,sounds like its definately worth checkin out again.No stalking tho okey.lol!I wonder how many of us have had the cleanest glovebox around!Theres times like these a whole bottle of rescue remedy would come in handy.You sound to be smokin for this dude.What a neat feeling to have someone have that effect.Just when you least expect it.Hmm,do I sense a fantasy comin on?.Hehe.
