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Posted on Sun, Mar 11, 2007 18:20

Dunno, but it just seems that we blokes seem to be losing that macho'ness so it may be a good time to remind ya'll about the rules... The International Rules of Manhood 1: Last one to put the wet gear on wins. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax, if you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment or if she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Mates don't let mates wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. Don't mess with the advertising. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game, the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers or give all the torque wrench settings on a Harley. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) Oh, Mother! (c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a beer handy if necessary as a timing device and hahg up when you finish it. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car, unless it is a Nissan Micra, Smart Car or other 'girlie' car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lilac, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets chrome bike accessories. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about guys with guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort set a base line, an example of each is offered below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Lady on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next Babe!


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 08:41

thats good, hope its working out..he was a cutie


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 08:08

Ha...ya can't keep a good Aussie outta the picture for to long...found and internet site in downtown Serbia...now if I can just get the hang of this crazy keyboard...<( Ok, Ok...we'll go with the chaps is ok in Mi...just for you guys. The Aussie guys just wear their jeans that little bit tighter * Hey SC...ya gotta kiss a lot of ugly frogs before ya find your prince, eh! And if ya not in Daytona next week then ya square....see ya when I'm looking at yez....Net


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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 12:52

Hey what ever happened to Russelmania?? theres a name from the past.. Australia is one of the 3 places place I want to go to in my lifetime..It does look so beautiful..just dont weant to see any frogs!!


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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 12:41

I'm not sure but I'll find out. They are supposed to get married next year and that would be our next family reunion but I heard that they want to wed & honeymoon in Cuba. Not sure that I want to go there. I might never get out. Would rather go to Autralia.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 11:24

In November I love looking at a man in chaps, shows off that nice ass they got, definately don't know alot of gay men here in Michigan, don't know what your missing, besides great scenery and great people is what its all about.


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Posted on Tue, Oct 02, 2007 09:53

Re:Oh, they were in my VIRGINAL young days when I lived in Europe. Lived in Paris for a year and used to spend a lot of time on the French Riviera. Lived in Germany for 4 years and travelled a lot. Those were the days Bats. Just funning w/Net. My nephew lives in Australia with his honey and 2 kids. Maybe will get over there sometime. So, only gay guys wear chaps. OH MY! Not in MI, all the men wear them or freeze your butt off. BadBat write: Re:Heee Heeee,,,,,,wow Irish you get around....haaa haaa, just joking.....Net flies out of the country tomorrow so I doubt he will have a chance to respond..... But Aussies do have a very dry sense of humour, so I hope you don't take any offense. It just so happens that Aussies DON'T wear chaps, and if they did, those that do are members of a gay riding clubs...... irishpatti write: Re: Net, don't you think that I should be the judge of that. LOL Let's see I've dated Irish men, Italian, Swiss, Scottish, English, American Indian, American, Hawaiian, Greek and German but NEVER an Australian. netrider write: My arse>>>>starting to think you have a butt fettish Hmmmm - just as well I have a neat one. But I'm still worried that ya MI boys will be more interested in me than you would.... :) just had to have a look at ya profile irish.... unfortunately we are incompatible - sadly, yer only hoping for a "good lover"!! I'd be to much for ya.... So SC what sort of small cut we talkin' here??



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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 10:14

Re: Net, don't you think that I should be the judge of that. LOL Let's see I've dated Irish men, Italian, Swiss, Scottish, English, American Indian, American, Hawaiian, Greek and German but NEVER an Australian. netrider write: My arse>>>>starting to think you have a butt fettish Hmmmm - just as well I have a neat one. But I'm still worried that ya MI boys will be more interested in me than you would.... :) just had to have a look at ya profile irish.... unfortunately we are incompatible - sadly, yer only hoping for a "good lover"!! I'd be to much for ya.... So SC what sort of small cut we talkin' here??



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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 19:08

My arse>>>>starting to think you have a butt fettish Hmmmm - just as well I have a neat one. But I'm still worried that ya MI boys will be more interested in me than you would.... :) just had to have a look at ya profile irish.... unfortunately we are incompatible - sadly, yer only hoping for a "good lover"!! I'd be to much for ya.... So SC what sort of small cut we talkin' here??


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 10:55

LOL just speaking the truth GF, but I will take a small cut if you dont mind lol


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 10:39

Re: Way to go SC. I'm hiring you as my manager. Pimp me out girl! LOL HDsweetcheeks write: Thats to bad Net..missing out on alot of fun with Patti in MI!! Shes a great person and alot of fun : ) Re: netrider write: Irish...I'm thinking you either hang out at gay bars or are a male review junkie...tell me the truth?? I'm still not going to MI to meet you....:)



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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 10:00

Re: netrider write: Irish...I'm thinking you either hang out at gay bars or are a male review junkie...tell me the truth?? I'm still not going to MI to meet you....:)

Thats to bad Net..missing out on alot of fun with Patti in MI!! Shes a great person and alot of fun : )


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 08:34

Re: Gay bars my arse Net. This was at the Oak Grove which is a family bar but it does get a lot of bikers on runs. There's only 2 bars in the village but the bikers just go to the OG. Come on Net, come to MI and light up my life. I'm bloody well bored. Can you be bribed? LOL netrider write: Irish...I'm thinking you either hang out at gay bars or are a male review junkie...tell me the truth?? I'm still not going to MI to meet you....:)



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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 07:56

JB's - Pffffft???....ha ha...it'll be pints of milk for you Little Batling.... The Pussies will be battle scared Net


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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 23:54

Yada...yada...time to get ya shirt off.... In case you missed it the pussies won by a kick and Port won by about 10 million points....meow, tomorrow.....I'll bring ya up a bottle of milk!! Ha ha


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Posted on Thu, Sep 27, 2007 23:45

Irish...I'm thinking you either hang out at gay bars or are a male review junkie...tell me the truth?? I'm still not going to MI to meet you....:)


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Posted on Mon, Sep 24, 2007 08:42

Re: Actually Net, I was north this weekend and all these dude riders came in wearing chaps and it was at least 70 to 75 degrees. I think men in MI think that it's macho. Now I think it's macho when a man is wearing chaps sans jeans.LOL netrider write: Hiya Irish...thanks for the warning...I'll put an avoid around Michigan on the GPS....Hmmm maybe it's just an Aussie thing but we tend to think chaps are a bit wussy and we just go a bit harder on the macho image....but that's just us...



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Posted on Mon, Sep 24, 2007 08:36

Yeah...know the scene. I cleaned out liquorland of JB's before the Storm game.....told him if he wasn't restocked by the morning then I'd bring my mates around from the club to sample his chardonay selection. The truck was unloading when we arrived :) The Eel's got creamed, eh!!


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Posted on Wed, Sep 19, 2007 23:06

Bat...If I know you right ya JB's don't even make it to the fridge...ya just hook into them from the boot or the carpark...I doubt they'd make it to the lounge..:)


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Posted on Wed, Sep 19, 2007 23:02

Hiya Irish...thanks for the warning...I'll put an avoid around Michigan on the GPS....Hmmm maybe it's just an Aussie thing but we tend to think chaps are a bit wussy and we just go a bit harder on the macho image....but that's just us...


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