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Posted on Fri, Jul 28, 2006 14:01

A man was perplexed, and wondering about the mystery of women, and he, in frustration called upon God to enlighten him. He was a bit surprised when God answered, but asked the question fevering his mind. God, can you tell me why you made women so soft, and warm? He answered saying "So you would like them my son" . The man continued, Why did you make them so beautiful, and graceful, and comforting? And again, God answered, "So you would like them my son" This did not soothe the man, so he asked, Then why did you make them so dumb???? The answer, gently, and patiently from above, was, "So they would like you my son". Though it may not be obvious to people, things are the way they are for a reason, so be happy, and like each other.


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Posted on Wed, Mar 14, 2012 18:59

ha hiltlarious REMEMBER lightly G O D is DOG,,,, D IVINE O LMIGHY G AMES! of a woMEN MEN


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 16:56

Hi Paddywaddy, If you read the story, you'll find the joke really isn't about women.


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 16:24

>A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded >above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have >TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." > >The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride >over anytime I want. > >The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous >challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the >bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly >exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to >justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think >of something that would honor and glorify me." >The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish >that I could understand my wife. >I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me >the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's >wrong, and how I can make this wonderful woman truly happy." >The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?" >


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 13:38

granted some women are not very brainy may even be considered dumb but the majority baby have come a long way,so you should get some bad responses here ,but GOD ALSO MADE WOMAN WITH A RIB TAKEN FROM adam;s side so that she would walk not in front of him nor behind but by his side...i for one love men even when they are not real funny,cause i believe their heart is in the right place


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 11:56

This is exactly what I have taught my son! My favorite earrings are two yield signs, one reads; "women love simple things", the other is just one word; "MEN".


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 11:49

Why Thank you TTT, I'm blushing,, Glad you enjoy them. I like your posts too. have a swell day! L.B.


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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 11:28

You always make me smile Long. You have the best posts. T


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