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Posted on 01/18/2009

"Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of wrenches, and a roll of toilet paper."



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Posted on 01/22/2009

Quoting darryl2008:

Lone wolf, because i 'live down under', is it something i should know about?


Well, Darryl. A toliet roll is something you use "down under". You should know about that. lol



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Posted on 01/22/2009

Quoting darryl2008:

Wot's a toilet roll?


Use the three little shells

(Demolition Man with Stallone)

"OI!! That's my bestguest hand towels. And you folded them up and put them back in the airing cupboard. Yeuk.



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Posted on 01/22/2009

Quoting darryl2008:

Junie, are you referring to male bikers or female bikers?


Women know how many toilet rolls it takes to remove one lot of make-up. That's why we have to change them regularly.


PS:
Q:What do Captain Kirk and toilet roll have in common?

A:They both get rid of Cling-ons.

TeHe

JunieXXX



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Posted on 01/22/2009

Junie, are you referring to male bikers or female bikers?



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Posted on 01/22/2009

Lone wolf, because i 'live down under', is it something i should know about?



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Posted on 01/20/2009

Wot's a toilet roll?



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Posted on 01/19/2009

Quoting Junie2006:

How many bikers does it take to change a toilet roll.

Nobody knows. Its never been known to have been done...


One of the many mysteries of the world. lol



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Posted on 01/19/2009

How many bikers does it take to change a toilet roll.

Nobody knows. Its never been known to have been done...



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