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Posted on Mon, Oct 17, 2011 01:50

A biker prayer to the Lord Oh Please Lord hear me on this night, Give me a sign that will give me light, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a biker, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't be bloody weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh Lord ! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask, "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you gave me instead Man he is so ugly I'm not stopping my Meds... Amen

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Posted on Tue, Oct 18, 2011 21:35

thank you how are you?? i hope that life is being good to you, have great day, take care


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Posted on Tue, Oct 18, 2011 06:44

lol...cute! love the knuckle you are sitting on! think I saw you on another "biker" site...have a great one :)


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