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Police training- US,Canada,Australia Posted on Oct 14, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Question: How do you tell the difference between Canadian, Australian and American Police? Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? 1. CANADIAN POLICE OFFICER (immediate thought processes) Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan? Does he prefer to communicate in English or French? Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion? Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job? Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Kumbaya? Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog? Is the alleged 'client' a member of the NDP or an Environmental Group? Is he just a squeegee kid or pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets? Is he a member of a gang that is just 'misunderstood' by society? Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how to approach the police? Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back into the community? Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome and just doesn't understand what he is doing? Is he a member of the Muslim community or other visible minority group? 2. AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER BANG! 3. AMERICAN POLICE OFFICER BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (Reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE GETTING PULLED OVER? Posted on Sep 27, 2007 at 03:33 PM
why do you think they are getting pulled over?
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coming on to these blogs Posted on Sep 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM
At the moment I am going thru a little bit of a rough time, but I love reading all of these blogs, Most are on here to have a good time some are going thru a rough time just as I am, most people on here make me laugh or pray for when they or someone on here is hurting, I think most are on here looking for something whether it be friends or that special someone. I don't reply to alot of these blogs but I read most and enjoy, so I just want to say thankyou to the ones that make me laugh and forget some of my own problems and the ones that are going thru there own and showing me the strength to get past my own. I seem to find my day has gone a little better after reading a few of the things on here, I hope all on here find happiness, sympathy when needed and a shoulder to cry on when there isn't anyone else around. I just want to say thankyou for making me smile on the days like today when i find it the hardest to smile.
I have found my favorite Email of all time Posted on Jan 31, 2007 at 01:02 AM
I just Love John Wayne.......
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Internet dating Posted on Jan 31, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Bag of popcorn to eat on Friday night.... $3.49 Bottle of Coke to wash down the popcorn.....$1.09 E-Harmony Account...........$29.99 Meeting the girl of your dreams on E-Harmony Friday night and having your BOYS point out her defect.....PRICELESS
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another woman on the back Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 09:45 PM
I just want to know what others opinion is on their man taking another person on the back. I know what I think but just want to know what the majority thinks on this. I am not saying a Mom or a close relative. Do you think they should ask if its ok or its not even a question to be asked but automatically a big no from him?
Whats going to make this holiday season special for you? Posted on Dec 16, 2006 at 02:00 PM
Every Holiday some people do something special, I am spending it a much happier person because my ex Hubby won't be here for this one, but I will be spending it with my family and friends which I haven't done in a while, and am meeting a special friend from this site. This may not be the best x-mas or new year but it will be a very special one for my kids and me. I hope everyone has a safe and wonderful holiday.
grandmas don't know everyhing Posted on Dec 12, 2006 at 06:32 AM
cute joke, thought I would share.get a kick at what other poeple write. Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been >> playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the >> house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are >> sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" >> >> She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's >> called sexual intercourse, darling." >> >> Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play >> with the other kids. >> >> A while later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is >> not called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom >> wants to talk to you.