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Posted on Wed, Sep 19, 2007 10:27

For fun make up limmericks about bk and each other. ie: Treasure was a young girl whose attire, Soon set all the clergy a-fire, She displayed her knickers, To various vicars, And all of the boys in the choir. A starting line could be - There once was a biker called .... have fun junie


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 01:42

Re: WindJunkie write: Re:Thank You Junie :) Love, D Junie2006 write: Round and round the garden walked our big old teddy bear. Poor old Windy was pulling out his hair He'd promised he'd be perfect He promised he'd be good. But dear old Windy had just called Justy a PUDD. Round and round the garden walked our teddy bear. Poor old Windy pulling out his hair. The angels saw him walking and felt a real big love. So the angels went to talk to dear old God above. They tried to lift up his eyes. The tried to raise his head They tried to make him see they cared and God's love wasn't dead. The sun and sea and skies above and flowers everywhere. They even polished his Harley but Windy didn't care But Windy thought he'd blew it, he knew he'd lost it good. He just kept on walking and pulling out his hair. "Right!" said God, "I've had ENOUGH!! We'll have to go down there. We're gonna have to meet him where he is. We'll go down to his lair. So all the angels got spruced up and Jesus had a bath. The Holy Ghost cleaned between his toes and blew bubbles everywhere. All the cherubs were naughty and got soap up their nose till Mother Mary told the off and they all had a real good laugh. Then they solemnly gathered all around and got upon a cloud. They got out the silver lining and rainbows all around. They switched up high the volume on the Holy Glow. It rose and wibbled and wobbled and hummed like a hovercraft They decided on their mission, and left heaven all behind. With one mind they held their vision and descended to the Cafe. (to be continued, Its 3am in the morning and I'm knackered).... with love junie

Doen't rhym right or scan but what do you expect at 2-3am when u can't sleep and on painkillers. May make the booker prize with a bit of tidying up junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 09:25

Re: motorpsych0bich write: There once was a guy named Demom Who blogged about pullin his pudd while gleamin And as some women cheerfully watched on dreaming.. He lost control and sprayed them with...

BAD BAD BAD Motorpsyhcobitch Put me off my semolina and sago pudding junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 08:41

There once was a guy named Demom Who blogged about pullin his pudd while gleamin And as some women cheerfully watched on dreaming.. He lost control and sprayed them with...

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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 08:26

Re:Thank You Junie :) Love, D Junie2006 write: Round and round the garden walked our big old teddy bear. Poor old Windy was pulling out his hair He'd promised he'd be perfect He promised he'd be good. But dear old Windy had just called Justy a PUDD. Round and round the garden walked our teddy bear. Poor old Windy pulling out his hair. The angels saw him walking and felt a real big love. So the angels went to talk to dear old God above. They tried to lift up his eyes. The tried to raise his head They tried to make him see they cared and God's love wasn't dead. The sun and sea and skies above and flowers everywhere. They even polished his Harley but Windy didn't care But Windy thought he'd blew it, he knew he'd lost it good. He just kept on walking and pulling out his hair. "Right!" said God, "I've had ENOUGH!! We'll have to go down there. We're gonna have to meet him where he is. We'll go down to his lair. So all the angels got spruced up and Jesus had a bath. The Holy Ghost cleaned between his toes and blew bubbles everywhere. All the cherubs were naughty and got soap up their nose till Mother Mary told the off and they all had a real good laugh. Then they solemnly gathered all around and got upon a cloud. They got out the silver lining and rainbows all around. They switched up high the volume on the Holy Glow. It rose and wibbled and wobbled and hummed like a hovercraft They decided on their mission, and left heaven all behind. With one mind they held their vision and descended to the Cafe. (to be continued, Its 3am in the morning and I'm knackered).... with love junie



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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2007 19:27

Round and round the garden walked our big old teddy bear. Poor old Windy was pulling out his hair He'd promised he'd be perfect He promised he'd be good. But dear old Windy had just called Justy a PUDD. Round and round the garden walked our teddy bear. Poor old Windy pulling out his hair. The angels saw him walking and felt a real big love. So the angels went to talk to dear old God above. They tried to lift up his eyes. The tried to raise his head They tried to make him see they cared and God's love wasn't dead. The sun and sea and skies above and flowers everywhere. They even polished his Harley but Windy didn't care But Windy thought he'd blew it, he knew he'd lost it good. He just kept on walking and pulling out his hair. "Right!" said God, "I've had ENOUGH!! We'll have to go down there. We're gonna have to meet him where he is. We'll go down to his lair. So all the angels got spruced up and Jesus had a bath. The Holy Ghost cleaned between his toes and blew bubbles everywhere. All the cherubs were naughty and got soap up their nose till Mother Mary told the off and they all had a real good laugh. Then they solemnly gathered all around and got upon a cloud. They got out the silver lining and rainbows all around. They switched up high the volume on the Holy Glow. It rose and wibbled and wobbled and hummed like a hovercraft They decided on their mission, and left heaven all behind. With one mind they held their vision and descended to the Cafe. (to be continued, Its 3am in the morning and I'm knackered).... with love junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2007 08:14

Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: Oh sure, take the easy way out, and I was so looking forward to what you did with the word "loony"..how about starting with "Junie was a (fill in blank)".. that way you can cherry pick the words that will compliment you most!! LOL J/k Re: Junie2006 write: Writing a limmerick to myself. Lets see Junie rhyms with loonie and moonie I can see a nuaghty negative tembre developing even as I try to think about it. junie Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: Hey how come this blog keeps dissapearing for a few days at a time? Now let's do self parodies...I will poke fun at myself first, just cause I am such an easy target. There once was a girl, Cinn Whom had dated lots of men But it came after awhile They just weren't her style Thus she'd be single again

Er Hm!! A Poetical Recital by June. BK'S Poet Laureat in Residence (lock-up instutute that is) June was a Loon who would whistle at the moon And twas her sonnets that nearly did woe me But few knew the truth It was her a$$ that had class And was her moonie that was whistling the tunie. Always said I had talent. junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2007 07:35

Re: redsunset write: Sunset and Teri are friends In November they're together again. Long lost sisters are they, For they know how to play. Laugh and talk from beginning to end.

Sunset, that was very sweet..looking forward to November also...


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2007 07:31

Thanks Sue, my sentiments exactly.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 07, 2007 07:20

Re: Junie2006 write: Writing a limmerick to myself. Lets see Junie rhyms with loonie and moonie I can see a nuaghty negative tembre developing even as I try to think about it. junie Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: Hey how come this blog keeps dissapearing for a few days at a time? Now let's do self parodies...I will poke fun at myself first, just cause I am such an easy target. There once was a girl, Cinn Whom had dated lots of men But it came after awhile They just weren't her style Thus she'd be single again

Oh sure, take the easy way out, and I was so looking forward to what you did with the word "loony"..how about starting with "Junie was a (fill in blank)".. that way you can cherry pick the words that will compliment you most!! LOL J/k


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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2007 21:33

Re: Junie2006 write: Cinnamon was a great looking lass Who had a thing about bikermen's ass She would look all day long She didn't think it was wrong But it was hospital if any tried a pass. junie(wrote itself)

More likely I'd want to play doctor with them, Junie! LMAO...that was a good one!


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Posted on Sat, Oct 06, 2007 02:03

Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: Hey how come this blog keeps dissapearing for a few days at a time? Now let's do self parodies...I will poke fun at myself first, just cause I am such an easy target. There once was a girl, Cinn Whom had dated lots of men But it came after awhile They just weren't her style Thus she'd be single again

THOUGHT!!!(ouch) As I am a non member and all my comments take two days to appear maybe the blog disappears when I add to it. I can see it all the time. or it may be something else is happening. Lost in transatlantic translation. Writing a limmerick to myself. Lets see Junie rhyms with loonie and moonie I can see a nuaghty negative tembre developing even as I try to think about it. junie


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Posted on Fri, Oct 05, 2007 22:09

Hey how come this blog keeps dissapearing for a few days at a time? Now let's do self parodies...I will poke fun at myself first, just cause I am such an easy target. There once was a girl, Cinn Whom had dated lots of men But it came after awhile They just weren't her style Thus she'd be single again


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 13:26

Re: TreasureTheHobo write: LMFAO!!!!!!!! I just saw this!!! Wow you guys have talent!! These are great!!! And Junie, I wish I could live up to your limerick...aaaahhhhh, if only, if only.

T You don't get out of it. Get your pen and paper out and start. You can find ryhming dictionaries on-line. So no excuse. There once was a biker called Demo Who was a terribly slow fellow He forgot how to wank So he went to the bank And got TT to fax him a memo. There easy. junie


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 10:28

LMFAO!!!!!!!! I just saw this!!! Wow you guys have talent!! These are great!!! And Junie, I wish I could live up to your limerick...aaaahhhhh, if only, if only.


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 10:01

Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: I know of a girl, Sweet Cheeks A buff Harley rider she seeks One who can ride and swill beer Whilst talking dirty in her ear Instead of these scrawny, RUB geeks

LMAO! ohh you know me to well!! : )


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 09:03

Re: Thanks Cinnamon. :) Like Net said I do have a fetish for men's butts in chaps san jeans! LOL CinnamonGirlOH write: and for Patti... Irish Patti is a red headed lass Full of life and a bit of a sass Riding backseat she does best Her bikers are never to rest Loves those with a nice looking ass!!



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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 08:01

I know of a girl, Sweet Cheeks A buff Harley rider she seeks One who can ride and swill beer Whilst talking dirty in her ear Instead of these scrawny, RUB geeks


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 05:09

Re: suburbansweetheart write: There once was a lady named Jenny she is a true friend and has many for her I become stronger our friendship seems longer for it seems things in common we have plenty

Sher, that one was so sweet and kind of you my friend...I enjoy being your friend too!


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 04:42

Cinnamon was a great looking lass Who had a thing about bikermen's ass She would look all day long She didn't think it was wrong But it was hospital if any tried a pass. junie(wrote itself)


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