Beloved Pet died. I Bought Plants to bury it in garden. Cleared ground, Weeded, dug hole, moved stones and dirt, put plant food in bottom, planted plants, replaced earth. patted down earth. Turned round. I'd forgot to bury the bloody pet who was still on the path in the paperbag.
OOPS!!
JunieXXX
Beloved Pet died. I Bought Plants to bury it in garden. Cleared ground, Weeded, dug hole, moved stones and dirt, put plant food in bottom, planted plants, replaced earth. patted down earth. Turned round. I'd forgot to bury the bloody pet who was still on the path in the paperbag.
I have always remembered to bury the boyfriends. Never forgot and left them on the driveway. Bit difficult as some of them were still struggling as they were tied up and trussed in a bag. Sure to trip over them going back to the house.
You think I'm kidding....
JunieXXX
Quoting: Originally posted by DEDMAN Real Blood N Bone
Quoting DEDMAN:
Real Blood N Bone
I have always remembered to bury the boyfriends. Never forgot and left them on the driveway. Bit difficult as some of them were still struggling as they were tied up and trussed in a bag. Sure to trip over them going back to the house.
Did you ever see that satircal black humoured film "The Last Supper" where a group of friends gather regularly for dinner, invite a stranger who has obnoxopus views and bump him off and bury him/her in the garden? Grew masses of prize size tomatos.
Who would you invite to dinner and bump off. The list is endless.
JunieXXX
Just4ya
Did you ever see that satircal black humoured film "The Last Supper" where a group of friends gather regularly for dinner, invite a stranger who has obnoxopus views and bump him off and bury him/her in the garden? Grew masses of prize size tomatos.
Who would you invite to dinner and bump off. The list is endless.
Sorry for your lost. Actually you probably didn't need plant food since your expired pet would act as a reasonable fertilizer as long as you don't place the plant too close to the deceased.
I recall reading about a woman in Sacramento who killed off her roomers for their Social Security checks. She was planting them in her yard. Once the cops figured out what she was doing, they started looking [digging up] all the wonderfully growing roses, which was where she was planting the corpses.
Sorry for your lost. Actually you probably didn't need plant food since your expired pet would act as a reasonable fertilizer as long as you don't place the plant too close to the deceased.
I recall reading about a woman in Sacramento who killed off her roomers for their Social Security checks. She was planting them in her yard. Once the cops figured out what she was doing, they started looking [digging up] all the wonderfully growing roses, which was where she was planting the corpses.