Well, there is this couple, that has been married for a long time. They both discussed¿ who would brew the coffee every morning. She said, that He was suppose to. He said, she was suppose too. Finally, The wife said, that she would prove it. The husband said Ok. So, she went to go get the bible ,and opened it up &¿turned to He-brews. and She told him, See there it says He-brews!!!¿From then on, the¿ coffee was¿made by the Husband, every morning. Giggles.:) I know it's silly:)
Well, there is this couple, that has been married for a long time. They both discussed¿ who would brew the coffee every morning. She said, that He was suppose to. He said, she was suppose too. Finally, The wife said, that she would prove it. The husband said Ok. So, she went to go get the bible ,and opened it up &¿turned to He-brews. and She told him, See there it says He-brews!!!¿From then on, the¿ coffee was¿made by the Husband, every morning. Giggles.:) I know it's silly:)
Now tell him to tie his a$$ to a tree and walk 12 miles into town.
We know he can make his a$$ talk. That's nothing new or a miracle.
"The Morning After"
Husband comes down after a good night with the wife. He finds the wife in the ktichen making boiled eggs and toast and coffee. She is dressed in his shirt, open at the front and rises provocative above her legs and tush as she leans foward. Very arousing.
She turns to him and asks in a husky type of voice. "Make Love to me NOW!"
"Er. What? Now?" he asks tentatively and not a little restrained but hopeful.
"Yes. Now. RIGHT NOW" Here is e kitchen."
So he summoned all his manly strength and macho ability. Threw her on the table and made the greatest sexual performance of his life. He got off puffing, panting and sweating.
She went back to getting the eggs, he sat dwon at the table. He was a bit perplexed and curious.
"Er. Why did you want me to make love to you now, after all these years? I have never known you to be that spontaneous."
She answered; "Oh Nothing Darling. Just the egg timer broke."
Love - A lifetime of surburban breakfasts you'd rather avoid.
JunieXXX
Quoting Junie2006:
TehHe
Now tell him to tie his a$$ to a tree and walk 12 miles into town.
We know he can make his a$$ talk. That's nothing new or a miracle.
"The Morning After"
Husband comes down after a good night with the wife. He finds the wife in the ktichen making boiled eggs and toast and coffee. She is dressed in his shirt, open at the front and rises provocative above her legs and tush as she leans foward. Very arousing.
She turns to him and asks in a husky type of voice. "Make Love to me NOW!"
"Er. What? Now?" he asks tentatively and not a little restrained but hopeful.
"Yes. Now. RIGHT NOW" Here is e kitchen."
So he summoned all his manly strength and macho ability. Threw her on the table and made the greatest sexual performance of his life. He got off puffing, panting and sweating.
She went back to getting the eggs, he sat dwon at the table. He was a bit perplexed and curious.
"Er. Why did you want me to make love to you now, after all these years? I have never known you to be that spontaneous."
She answered; "Oh Nothing Darling. Just the egg timer broke."
Love - A lifetime of surburban breakfasts you'd rather avoid.
Now tell him to tie his a$$ to a tree and walk 12 miles into town.
We know he can make his a$$ talk. That's nothing new or a miracle.
"The Morning After"
Husband comes down after a good night with the wife. He finds the wife in the ktichen making boiled eggs and toast and coffee. She is dressed in his shirt, open at the front and rises provocative above her legs and tush as she leans foward. Very arousing.
She turns to him and asks in a husky type of voice. "Make Love to me NOW!"
"Er. What? Now?" he asks tentatively and not a little restrained but hopeful.
"Yes. Now. RIGHT NOW" Here is e kitchen."
So he summoned all his manly strength and macho ability. Threw her on the table and made the greatest sexual performance of his life. He got off puffing, panting and sweating.
She went back to getting the eggs, he sat dwon at the table. He was a bit perplexed and curious.
"Er. Why did you want me to make love to you now, after all these years? I have never known you to be that spontaneous."
She answered; "Oh Nothing Darling. Just the egg timer broke."
Love - A lifetime of surburban breakfasts you'd rather avoid.
JunieXXX
TehHe
Now tell him to tie his a$$ to a tree and walk 12 miles into town.
We know he can make his a$$ talk. That's nothing new or a miracle.
"The Morning After"
Husband comes down after a good night with the wife. He finds the wife in the ktichen making boiled eggs and toast and coffee. She is dressed in his shirt, open at the front and rises provocative above her legs and tush as she leans foward. Very arousing.
She turns to him and asks in a husky type of voice. "Make Love to me NOW!"
"Er. What? Now?" he asks tentatively and not a little restrained but hopeful.
"Yes. Now. RIGHT NOW" Here is e kitchen."
So he summoned all his manly strength and macho ability. Threw her on the table and made the greatest sexual performance of his life. He got off puffing, panting and sweating.
She went back to getting the eggs, he sat dwon at the table. He was a bit perplexed and curious.
"Er. Why did you want me to make love to you now, after all these years? I have never known you to be that spontaneous."
She answered; "Oh Nothing Darling. Just the egg timer broke."
Love - A lifetime of surburban breakfasts you'd rather avoid.
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