Quoting james77075:

..this was sent to me today...thought it would be a good laugh...;p
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Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic
> Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I
> will explain using the Q and A format:
>
> "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
> "A. It is money that the federal government will
> send to taxpayers.
>
> "Q. Where will the government get this money?
> "A. From taxpayers.
>
> "Q. So the government is giving me back my own
> money?
> "A. No, they are borrowing it from China . You
> children are expected to repay the Chinese.
>
> "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
> "A. The plan is that you will use the money to
> purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
> economy.
>
> "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
> China ?
> "A. Shut up."
>
>
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US
> economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
>
> If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will
> go to China .
>
> If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez,
> the Arabs and Al Queda
>
> If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan .
>
> If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
> Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
>
> If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea .
>
> If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
>
> If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in
> Afghanistan
>
> If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to
> Nigeria .
>
> And none of it will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America . You can
> keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales,
> going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer
> (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
> businesses still in the US.

..this was sent to me today...thought it would be a good laugh...;p
¿
¿
Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic
> Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I
> will explain using the Q and A format:
>
> "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
> "A. It is money that the federal government will
> send to taxpayers.
>
> "Q. Where will the government get this money?
> "A. From taxpayers.
>
> "Q. So the government is giving me back my own
> money?
> "A. No, they are borrowing it from China . You
> children are expected to repay the Chinese.
>
> "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
> "A. The plan is that you will use the money to
> purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
> economy.
>
> "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
> China ?
> "A. Shut up."
>
>
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US
> economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
>
> If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will
> go to China .
>
> If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez,
> the Arabs and Al Queda
>
> If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan .
>
> If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
> Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
>
> If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea .
>
> If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
>
> If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in
> Afghanistan
>
> If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to
> Nigeria .
>
> And none of it will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America . You can
> keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales,
> going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer
> (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
> businesses still in the US.