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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 15:07

How does this work? Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a biker strays, it's because men are scum-sucking, worthless assholes.. WTF?


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 14:42

Figured I'd share alittle sumthin sumthin other than that other sumthin sumthin....(Are ya keeping up Bat? LOL ) Turns out it is either a cash windfall or one hell of a trick to get me with warrants! Alas, I have learned over the years that what may give a man wood is not always good for us. H


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 14:28

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS How did we go from some guy taking his diaper off his ass & putting on his head to some man wanting to see some dude's dick? NOW I ASK WHAT THE FUCK?????

Diaper?? How did I miss the diaper? PMS...before you sit down would you grab more popcorn please?? And a bottled water if we have any?? Thanks!!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 14:12

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS How did we go from some guy taking his diaper off his ass & putting on his head to some man wanting to see some dude's dick? NOW I ASK WHAT THE FUCK?????

Honey look who we're talking about...MEN!!! HELLOOOOO!!!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 11:44

and I still don't like seafood....lmaoooo


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 10:06

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U Please tell me this fella aint asking to see my dick? Somebody please tell me!

Hey you said you showed it!! So....move over ladies and pop some more of that popcorn. I want extra butter!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 09:53

Quoting: Originally posted by prettyldy Well, there's a big old Farmer's Market near Bordentown (that's my hometown) in the town of Columbus, called Columbus Farmer's Market (of all things) and another big ole one near Hightstown called Englishtown Farmer's Market.....so either or was prolly one or the other... The Biker Rally "Roar To The Shore" is in Wildwood every first weekend in Septemher also....and they have a smaller one in I believe it is April....maybe we should try to go then....

Yeah. It was the Heightstown/Englishtown Farmers Market I went to. Thanks for all the info Deana. hummm.... Roar To The Shore sounds very enticing. Us Jersey Gals could make Wildwood live up to it's name.(Well the wild part anyway) hehe!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 09:49

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse
Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U Please tell me this fella aint asking to see my dick? Somebody please tell me!
Oh boy! NightNurse thinks she is goin' over to sit on the losted couch for this round. Got any of that popcorn left,Treas?

Come snuggle with me girls...Hey, can I come to Jersey??


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 09:47

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U Please tell me this fella aint asking to see my dick? Somebody please tell me!

Oh boy! NightNurse thinks she is goin' over to sit on the losted couch for this round. Got any of that popcorn left,Treas?


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 09:47

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U Please tell me this fella aint asking to see my dick? Somebody please tell me!

Maybe he just wants to see how his manhood measures up :) You should be flattered!!! Or, maybe he just wants to look at your.....um...what else could he want to see....OH..bike! Yeah,...that's it..your bike! :):)


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 08:00

lmaooo...the farmer's market comments were for NN, she said she had been to one or the other....lol...NOT for where you are taking me for dinner....hell, imma redneck biker chick, but Columbus sale or any farmer's market aint doing it for me for dinner....im still a lady. I was juss mentioning that I dont like seafood....so another option will be necessary....maybe steaks or italian?? i DO enjoy good company...

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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 07:33

Please tell me this fella aint asking to see my dick? Somebody please tell me!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 07:31

D, Only the jersey girls? I know I know- Horses to the Coulumbus Market.......


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 07:27

You pass on a seafood supper at a posh dark place for corndogs and gum stuck to your boots D? lol Ok, well lit and a million people is cool. May I venture a guess that we will be lookin for antique Pez dispensors for Joanne? Nope, I don't forget anything.....


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 06:40

I used to love to go to Coumbus Market. I believe it was on Thursdays? on Wednesdays we would go to Garden State. Did you go to Wildwood in September? It was awesome! Mr. Horse, maybe you should keep that certain umm ya know behind closed doors! lol!


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 20:35

Gotta love the blogs that make ya losted.....lmaooo...I believe there is a "Losted Couch" over there ~~>>>> where you can sit with your popcorn. I think I see TT already there....lol.


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 18:56

Well, there's a big old Farmer's Market near Bordentown (that's my hometown) in the town of Columbus, called Columbus Farmer's Market (of all things) and another big ole one near Hightstown called Englishtown Farmer's Market.....so either or was prolly one or the other... The Biker Rally "Roar To The Shore" is in Wildwood every first weekend in Septemher also....and they have a smaller one in I believe it is April....maybe we should try to go then....

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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 18:50

Quoting: Originally posted by prettyldy Ok, this blog is crackin me up....lol. Ms. Bat, is it possible maybe you could talk to a third person IN the third person, or would we get all confuzzled all over the place here? My NN Girl....I loves ya too...ya blogs always make me think bout things a lil differently.....muahhhs for ya.... Oh yeah, this is Horse's blog, huh? Where the heck he at? Or he juss laughin at us girls taking over the blog? Lol...yeah we tend to do that. It happens.... My momma has a bed and breakfast in Wildwood, NJ I'm thinking us Jersey Girls needa get together sometime this spring or summer.....yall up for it?

That sounds really good. I could definitly use a getaway and something fun to look forward to. I miss the Shore. I miss the ocean. Sometimes I think I'd like to move back there. I was raised in Asbury Park. I'm not too sure if it's Bordentown or Heightstown, but there is a big old time Farmers Market Auction I used to go to with my Father-In-Law years ago. I had a lotta fun there.


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 18:38

Quoting: Originally posted by prettyldy I dont like seafood.

Seafood? Oh no! Did I miss something? Damned Alzhiemers slowing me down again


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 18:14

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U Ok Ok, There's a few things goin on here behind the scenes and me bein bad an showin a certain sumthin-sumpthin to a certain someone has no doubt got me blushin. Second: There is only one here that was in my life prior to BK, and yes, even then I wore a bullseye for attracting rather....Mmmmm..how should I say...Aggresive women? Does that work D?

The NightNurse wants to know... Which D is The Horse referring to?


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