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Posted on Mon, Jan 28, 2008 10:46

Isn't this the greatest nation in the world but we can't spell out What The F..k? WTF? This is a biker site but ya can't see T&A or show em the Hose Monster, WTF? Why are they still coverin up UFO's man? WTF? They are on every other channel! Why do wannabee's in rubber underware try and ride next to Me? WTF? Why does Bin Laden say he's a martyr? MARTYRS ARE MARTYRS BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD MAN! WTF? Come out and let us kill you. WTF?


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Posted on Sat, Feb 09, 2008 09:22

One more time....So...in other words...if we promise to let H&D (no pun intended) have a few romantic moments alone, we could get fed? Really good food and dessert??? OKEY DOKEY!!!! You guys can have my drinks and dinner, I will wait for dessert. Sorry Deana, love ya but dang, free food!! What's a girl to do?? This reminds me of when my mom made my sister take me on her dates :)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 09, 2008 07:15

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo Ok...Deana gets taken out to dinner...PMS ate all the ice cream, we are out of popcorn. Whoever is sitting on top of me on the couch better be a good kisser cause your making me feel spunky. And I missed the whole Bin Laden thing...how come only Fergie and PMS get to draw blood? I wanna shoot somebody too. Dang. Is anyone doing a Jiffy Pop run ?

No, no, no T you have got this all wrong. You left BK for a bit and must have lost your female senses, girl...let me help....the thing to do is get HORSE to take ALL OF YOU out for dinner! Hell he started it! (Cinny ducks and hides from Horse.. cause she knows Horse wants dinner with Deana alone, not with a bunch of other opinionated females, who would run up a huge bill between the drinks, entrees and desserts)


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Posted on Fri, Feb 08, 2008 08:19

Quoting: Originally posted by Olderwiser2000 Only Rabbits, no Deer !!

HUH?? What did I miss now??????


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Posted on Fri, Feb 08, 2008 06:31

I go to the September Roar every year too...probably gonna try the Spring one in April this year and see how that one is..... Ummm if we take into account my bead collection, I spose I have been known to not wear a whole lotta clothes too .... lmfaooo... This year coming up in September....I think Imma have a BK party in my hotel room....I'll be letting yall know.... Ride Easy...

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Posted on Thu, Feb 07, 2008 17:30

Only Rabbits, no Deer !!


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Posted on Tue, Feb 05, 2008 13:26

Ok...Deana gets taken out to dinner...PMS ate all the ice cream, we are out of popcorn. Whoever is sitting on top of me on the couch better be a good kisser cause your making me feel spunky. And I missed the whole Bin Laden thing...how come only Fergie and PMS get to draw blood? I wanna shoot somebody too. Dang. Is anyone doing a Jiffy Pop run ?


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Posted on Sun, Feb 03, 2008 13:12

Uh oh Horseman....lol. Not sure if you sitting round grinning like a Chesire Cat is a good thing or not.....lol. Oh yeah, darlin...I still don't like seafood....lol.

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Posted on Sun, Feb 03, 2008 09:58

I got my prayers answered and I am honored. For once I have nuthin to say and am sittin here grining like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar!


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2008 19:10

Uh huh!! And, I believe somebody stole somebody else's ice cream. But it weren't me! I din't do it!


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2008 11:21

Beer, I need a beer.. I am usually pretty quick to pick up on things, but me so lost... Ok, so Horse and Deana are going for dinner, Irish and PMS are gonna collectively shoot Bin Laden (fucken guy won't know what hit him) and T's out of popcorn. Right???


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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2008 13:35

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS Can I have first dibbs on shooting the fucker??(Bin Laden) HUHUHUH CAN IIIIIIIII???????

Oh but PMS, I can shoot the eye out of a rabbit! Let me!


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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2008 08:09

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS GEESHHHHh That's what I'm talking about... The man took the diaper off his ass & put it on his head. DON'T CONFUSE ME!!!!!!!!!! OHHH Hell... just give me the damn ice cream & a spoon.

There she goes, hoggin all the ice cream again!! I'll fetch ya a spoon if you promise to share with me :)


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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2008 07:11

LMAOOOOOOOO!!! This is a wonderful blog....been crackin' me up for days and days now...Lol. How many of yall are on that couch anyways? Im looking, I think somebody's sitting on Treas, I can't really see her...Wth? Don't be smoosh'n her yall! And, I do believe I have followed this blog and yall losted ya own selves! lmaoooo....and I do believe the outcome for me of this blog...is that someone owes me a dinner and me and my Jersey girls may be wreckin' the shore this summer....lol. Ride easy yall....

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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 21:10

Motors got herself a bummed elbow, cant type, cant move it...and i now realize the left side is for symmetry only, dude WTF?...


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 21:04

Quoting: Originally posted by WindJunkie How does this work? Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a biker strays, it's because men are scum-sucking, worthless assholes.. WTF?

And your point is????? :)


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 21:04

Quoting: Originally posted by WindJunkie
Quoting: Originally posted by PMS <<<<< moves over on the "LOST COUCH" to make room for everyone.
I'll bring some Bisquit's and Beer P now Scoot on over :)

Don't forget the ice cream! Gotta have ice cream..


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 18:22

Horse, Every state has a database that contains money owed to people (most even have their own web site for it), so does the federal govt. If you find it on a govt or local gov list it is for real, could be an old bank acct you forgot that had interest on it, a tax return, anything...i got some money once from an acct my ex and I had that I though he had closed out...wasn't much since it was just interest, but hey a few hundred bucks was a nice surprise! good luck on getting your money!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 16:48

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS How did we go from some guy taking his diaper off his ass & putting on his head to some man wanting to see some dude's dick? NOW I ASK WHAT THE FUCK?????

Diaper? Oh boy. Now what did I miss? I am really confused now. And, where does wood and money fit in? Looks like we better get a couple couches for the Losted Room, and maybe some coffee and donuts for everyone.


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 15:10

Quoting: Originally posted by PMS <<<<< moves over on the "LOST COUCH" to make room for everyone.

I'll bring some Bisquit's and Beer P now Scoot on over :)


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