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Posted on Tue, Jun 12, 2007 21:35

allow me to introduce myself....i'm horney!!!..;p


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Posted on Thu, Jun 07, 2007 14:48

go to a bar with a pretty bartender, and take note of the color of her hair. When she asks what she can get for you, look her in the eyes, and say "I'll have a blonde/brunette/ redhead to go with nothing on it


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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 16:38

zeke you're the man

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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 16:33

This is a true pick up line story. When I lived in NY,I got pulled over by a Cop,and,whewwww!,he was hot!! I was sure I had not done anything wrong. He didn't even do the license/registration/insurance card thing. I asked him what I did wrong,and he said I stold his heart and I was under arrest.The only way I could get out of it was to go out on a date with him. He wrote down his cell#,handed to me,and walked away. We dated a couple times. Then I found out he was married,and that ended that. Oh well. It was a very cool pick up line anyway.


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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 16:17

He says... "I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"


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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 16:04

Clears throat and has a strange little neck twitch thing going on,then stutters out...."Hi,The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"


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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 15:06

this one works on me - the shirt reads " I MAY NOT BE MRS. RIGHT BUT I'LL FUCK YOU TILL SHE SHOWS UP

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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 06:18

Well Sweet you will have to decide from the pictures. I find that one of the shirts I have always used to(Used to Ms. Right, have to put discliamers ion no that she reads the blogs) This shirt used to be a good conversation starter, IT say Strangers have the Best Candy. My new one says "You had me at Swallow"


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Posted on Wed, Jun 06, 2007 05:48

LMAO you guys are way to funny Hoss..the quiet type LOL Likeitalot...depends on what toppings are on the pizza ; ) Dutch..I like my eggs UNfertilized thank you! : ) Sub...your way to easy..have to atleast check the bike out first! See if its worth putting your butt on the backseat RK..is that a LITTLE Scottish or ALOT?? ZEEKKEEEEEE ..wow it does work lol : )


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 23:44

You wanna go for a ride on my bike usally dose it for me...lol


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 20:48

You wanna go for a pizza & a F**K. When she slaps you, you ask "What's the matter you don't like pizza?"

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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 20:35

I know one that does not work and that is "You can ride my other bike",... Myth: Harley's get you women....


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 19:06

Re: And Roadking love, would you be the Scottish then? Roadking20032000 write: Sweet Excellent topic girl. I agree with Lions comment that it is about the circumstances at the time. Course there is always Do you have any Scottish in you?



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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 19:04

One I remember from my youth in Ireland....do you come here often? No, now get off my bloody foot!


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 17:56

remember my name, you'll be screaming it later -- doesnt work but makes 'em smile


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 17:15

dont have to say nothing....just sit there licking your eyebrows....LOL


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 16:49

the one about .."that's a great shirt, skirt, dress etc. but it'd look even better layin on my bedroom floor" *shakin head* Oh PUlease...*lol* has it ever worked?


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 13:28

Sweet Excellent topic girl. I agree with Lions comment that it is about the circumstances at the time. Course there is always Do you have any Scottish in you?


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 12:41

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it!


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Posted on Tue, Jun 05, 2007 12:40

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: LMAO @ D, Hey that worked on me!! How can you say no to a smooth man in a cocky bastard hat?? ; )

YOU CAN'T...;P


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