Blog : Pick up lines

Quoting james77075:

allow me to introduce myself....i'm horney!!!..;p

allow me to introduce myself....i'm horney!!!..;p

Quoting Heretic:

go to a bar with a pretty bartender, and take note of the color of her hair. When she asks what she can get for you, look her in the eyes, and say "I'll have a blonde/brunette/ redhead to go with nothing on it

go to a bar with a pretty bartender, and take note of the color of her hair. When she asks what she can get for you, look her in the eyes, and say "I'll have a blonde/brunette/ redhead to go with nothing on it

Quoting Likeitalot73:

zeke you're the man

Quoting NightNurse:

This is a true pick up line story. When I lived in NY,I got pulled over by a Cop,and,whewwww!,he was hot!! I was sure I had not done anything wrong. He didn't even do the license/registration/insurance card thing. I asked him what I did wrong,and he said I stold his heart and I was under arrest.The only way I could get out of it was to go out on a date with him. He wrote down his cell#,handed to me,and walked away. We dated a couple times. Then I found out he was married,and that ended that. Oh well. It was a very cool pick up line anyway.

This is a true pick up line story. When I lived in NY,I got pulled over by a Cop,and,whewwww!,he was hot!! I was sure I had not done anything wrong. He didn't even do the license/registration/insurance card thing. I asked him what I did wrong,and he said I stold his heart and I was under arrest.The only way I could get out of it was to go out on a date with him. He wrote down his cell#,handed to me,and walked away. We dated a couple times. Then I found out he was married,and that ended that. Oh well. It was a very cool pick up line anyway.

Quoting NightNurse:

He says... "I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"

He says... "I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"

Quoting NightNurse:

Clears throat and has a strange little neck twitch thing going on,then stutters out...."Hi,The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"

Clears throat and has a strange little neck twitch thing going on,then stutters out...."Hi,The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"

Quoting zeke436:

this one works on me - the shirt reads " I MAY NOT BE MRS. RIGHT
BUT I'LL FUCK YOU TILL SHE SHOWS UP

this one works on me - the shirt reads " I MAY NOT BE MRS. RIGHT
BUT I'LL FUCK YOU TILL SHE SHOWS UP

Quoting RK20032000:

Well Sweet you will have to decide from the pictures.

I find that one of the shirts I have always used to(Used to Ms. Right, have to put discliamers ion no that she reads the blogs) This shirt used to be a good conversation starter, IT say Strangers have the Best Candy. My new one says "You had me at Swallow"

Well Sweet you will have to decide from the pictures.

I find that one of the shirts I have always used to(Used to Ms. Right, have to put discliamers ion no that she reads the blogs) This shirt used to be a good conversation starter, IT say Strangers have the Best Candy. My new one says "You had me at Swallow"

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

LMAO you guys are way to funny

Hoss..the quiet type LOL

Likeitalot...depends on what toppings are on the pizza ; )

Dutch..I like my eggs UNfertilized thank you! : )

Sub...your way to easy..have to atleast check the bike out first! See if its worth putting your butt on the backseat

RK..is that a LITTLE Scottish or ALOT??

ZEEKKEEEEEE ..wow it does work lol : )

LMAO you guys are way to funny

Hoss..the quiet type LOL

Likeitalot...depends on what toppings are on the pizza ; )

Dutch..I like my eggs UNfertilized thank you! : )

Sub...your way to easy..have to atleast check the bike out first! See if its worth putting your butt on the backseat

RK..is that a LITTLE Scottish or ALOT??

ZEEKKEEEEEE ..wow it does work lol : )

Quoting suburbansweetheart:

You wanna go for a ride on my bike usally dose it for me...lol

You wanna go for a ride on my bike usally dose it for me...lol

Quoting Likeitalot73:

You wanna go for a pizza & a F**K. When she slaps you, you ask "What's the matter you don't like pizza?"

You wanna go for a pizza & a F**K. When she slaps you, you ask "What's the matter you don't like pizza?"

Quoting mspyder:

I know one that does not work and that is "You can ride my other bike",...
Myth: Harley's get you women....

I know one that does not work and that is "You can ride my other bike",...
Myth: Harley's get you women....

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: And Roadking love, would you be the Scottish then?
Roadking20032000 write:
Sweet
Excellent topic girl. I agree with Lions comment that it is about the circumstances at the time.
Course there is always Do you have any Scottish in you?

Quoting irishpatti:

One I remember from my youth in Ireland....do you come here often?

No, now get off my bloody foot!

One I remember from my youth in Ireland....do you come here often?

No, now get off my bloody foot!

Quoting zeke436:

remember my name, you'll be screaming it later -- doesnt work but makes 'em smile

remember my name, you'll be screaming it later -- doesnt work but makes 'em smile

Quoting hossv8:

dont have to say nothing....just sit there licking your eyebrows....LOL

dont have to say nothing....just sit there licking your eyebrows....LOL

Quoting gizypony:

the one about .."that's a great shirt, skirt, dress etc. but it'd look even better layin on my bedroom floor" *shakin head* Oh PUlease...*lol* has it ever worked?

the one about .."that's a great shirt, skirt, dress etc. but it'd look even better layin on my bedroom floor" *shakin head* Oh PUlease...*lol* has it ever worked?

Quoting RK20032000:

Sweet

Excellent topic girl. I agree with Lions comment that it is about the circumstances at the time.

Course there is always Do you have any Scottish in you?

Sweet

Excellent topic girl. I agree with Lions comment that it is about the circumstances at the time.

Course there is always Do you have any Scottish in you?